Single virgin SG guy's first venture. PLEASE HELP!

[iJiByeHacker]

Originally Posted by BlickBassy

ok just for you I will do a show and tell. you don't need to do nothing, just hand over the money and I will book and bonk the girl and explain step by step. no worries, if you can't understand we will repeat the process till u become the sexpert. You only sit at the corner with your popcorn and coke. Only for you na, others wait long long ok.

After that will you issue a certificate of attendance?

[iPussy69]

Originally Posted by iJiByeHacker

After that will you issue a certificate of attendance?

Watch SL poke IT can receive Diploma in Anal Intercourse...

[IceVodka]

Originally Posted by iPussy69

Watch SL poke IT can receive Diploma in Anal Intercourse...

Sorry what is SL and IT?

[BlickBassy]

Originally Posted by iJiByeHacker

After that will you issue a certificate of attendance?

Money talk, I do the walk.

Translate: Simo Sai I will also do.

[BlickBassy]

Originally Posted by iPussy69

Watch SL poke IT can receive Diploma in Anal Intercourse...

Will issue industrial grade sun shades. SL will be brutal, please watch at your own risk. Put on your medical bibs for dog Sai is toxic.

[JohnbassIV]

Originally Posted by iPussy69

Watch SL poke IT can receive Diploma in Anal Intercourse...

Farking Serious?!

Hearsay IT loves to suck SnowLeopards' KKJ when there is some shit on it.

[LeWildDick]

walao.. can someone tell me who IT and snowleopard are?

[YodaOnAcid]

Ok bros, quick update....i went for my first ever bonk with a girl from LAX. Good lord, she was damn cute and pretty. Perfect tits size, not too big not too small, nice petite body. Face also v nice. I think i was too nervous initially, i couldn't get hard at all and it was becoming really awkward....then she starting licking the d and sucking it slowly. Boy, he stiffened up really fast lol. But she stopped after a few seconds, and slipped on a condom for me. Everything was going perfectly, and she was bouncing on me really nicely. It's a totally new sensation, feels damn weird, but also really nice...but it's not the kind of feeling that will make you "explode" damn fast..idk how to explain lol. I thought if she went on like this, i will get a really nice orgasm after a long time. But here's the nightmare part. She got tired. I couldn't come after like 10mins of bouncing, so she laid down for the swap. The moment she pulled out, i could feel my boner dropping rapidly...it's really weird and i have no idea why. So i went on top of her, and tried to mimic all the years of porn i watched, but it was really damn awkward. I could feel myself going soft inside her. I think she felt it too, so she kinda called a pause. After that i tried to do it from behind, and Jesus Christ, her back view was absolutely amazing. Normally, i would get really excited by this type of view and cum really fast. But this time i can't...the real sex feeling is too diff already. After awhile i felt my d getting soft AGAIN and my fkin thighs were like cramping cos im not used to being in that posture and thrusting my hips like that. So paused again, laid down...awkward silence for like 5mins...then she tried handjob on me and frenching...it got back up, she got on top of me again, all was well. But i still couldn't come, and she was getting frustrated. So she tried to handjob + mouth combi for me to finish but her arms got tired after like 15mins of this. After like 1hr, i decided to cut the embarrassment and leave 30mins before my time was up. She was also damn confused like why couldn't i cum and is it because of her service, or she's not pretty enough. In total we lay in awkward silence for like 4 times. Damn pai seh lol. I quickly paid her, washed up and gtfo. Overall very nice memory (can't forget the weird feeling of being in a chio bu's cunt), but also very very paiseh for me. And a little bit regrettable. She seems abit pissed also. Haiz.

[conquer]

Originally Posted by YodaOnAcid

My job no time to find GF la bro...if i go GL just walk into any house is fine? I'm not too sure what services to expect also. I saw on the FL forums alot of super chio girls but issit safe? Or better to just go GL?

Object that you will encounter: a pussy which thousand men have fucked
Service that you will receive: another fuck to that pussy...

[LeWildDick]

Originally Posted by YodaOnAcid

Ok bros, quick update....i went for my first ever bonk with a girl from LAX. ……… Overall very nice memory (can't forget the weird feeling of being in a chio bu's cunt), but also very very paiseh for me. And a little bit regrettable. She seems abit pissed also. Haiz.

could it be one of these reasons:
- not enough foreplay, some people need longer foreplay to get in the mood
- you're too nervous
- you masturbated before going n you happen to be the cum once guy

but regardless, congrats bro! woohoo! achievement unlocked: fuck a girl

[SmackedDown]

Originally Posted by LeWildDick

could it be one of these reasons:
- not enough foreplay, some people need longer foreplay to get in the mood
- you're too nervous
- you masturbated before going n you happen to be the cum once guy

Agree with your assessment

[Johnbass]

Originally Posted by YodaOnAcid

Ok bros, quick update....i went for my first ever bonk with a girl from LAX. Overall very nice memory (can't forget the weird feeling of being in a chio bu's cunt), but also very very paiseh for me. And a little bit regrettable. She seems abit pissed also. Haiz.

XDD GXGX!
Not your fault lah...
Must be her Hole too BIG for you...
Next time find a smaller one...
And you're still a virgin!

[squiggle]

https://sbf.directory/showth...495942&page=32

[Johnbass]

UP TS for honest FR!
Tiagong many samsters also KKJ cannot stand when they go GL...
Not to mention all the fake FRs...

[MakeYouBark]

Originally Posted by Johnbass

XDD GXGX!
Not your fault lah...
Must be her Hole too BIG for you...
Next time find a smaller one...
And you're still a virgin!

Of course you understand the feeling of having a BIG hole...
Cos yours is as BIG as the MRT tunnel...


Anyone want to up me for this good post?