how to approach this gal?

[NewandLost]

bro you need to be mack daddy instead of some book nerd if you want to pimp the ladies in SG.

Main Entry: mack daddy
Pronunciation: \ˈmak-\
Function: noun
Etymology: argot mac, mack pimp, probably short for obsolete argot mackerel, from Middle English makerel, from Anglo-French makerelle procuress, ultimately from Middle Dutch mākelaer broker
Date: 1989
1slang : a conspicuously successful pimp
2slang : a slick womanizer
3slang : one that is the best

[bobolover6969]

Originally Posted by waiwaiz

haha....ya hor......local mm at least must prada key chain hor.....

ok la..back to topic....and seriously la......

check out which way she usually take after school. Pay some gangster to harass her. Then at the very moment, jump out to beat off those thugs. Best is get them to hurt you alittle,don too much...bleeding on hands or legs. After beating off those guys.....dont turn around. With your back facing her......juz ask." Miss....you ok?" then walk off.........For sure she'll be touched and wana know you..........keke. hope this help.

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Bro, u forgot that the story will turn out that real gangster appear lah.

[HCKing]

Originally Posted by groo

Worse, then now he'll have to ask her for her birth date... maybe a slap!?!?!?!? Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!

wah piang nvr thot of that leh, but nvm, TS can always count on casanova kiko to the rescue, here comes the famous counter attack: ' u slap me on the face, pains me in my heart. 我哭了! '

[ManInCheong]

Knn...u ppl no good. Teach our country future owner like this.

Boy...Here's a few option.

1. If your a cool tall guy with low budget, get a cute Hand phone accessory (keychains are meant for PRC MM) for a gift to break the ice. Tell her you like her very much. Hope can be a friend and hangout sometimes.

2. If your daddy a richman, just walk up and ask "Whats the damage" or you wanna camp for FR instead?

3. If your patriotic enough, then...MM, SM and PM told us that we should continue our good relationship with China. Get a PRC instead.

4. Get a few HP chains and approach few girls. Like they said "乱枪打鸟" confirm kena one. Better than 3 years U life wasted because of just 1 flower.

[groo]

Originally Posted by ManInCheong

Knn...u ppl no good. Teach our country future owner like this....4. Get a few HP chains and approach few girls. Like they said "乱枪打鸟" confirm kena...3 years U life wasted...

Then you like that teach him good meh...?!?!? If he don't understand what you mean and then go up to the girls to "乱枪射鸟" (PCC!) in front of them，100%-sure-confirm-chop&sealed kena HP (Heavy Prison) chains and 3 years behind bars, wasting 3 years of his life..... Bwahahahahahahaha!!!

[mike1304k]

I find this thread really a waste of bandwidth and time... Bro TS... can I ask you one thing? Do you think she will want you or like you? What is your intention? See hot girl and want to bonk right? You are in school man.... Spend your time and your parents money studying lah, please! Not surfing the web and asking people how to pick up girls...

Look... to put it simply, if you fancy someone, just go up and say hi and then try to find some topic of conversation to chat with her.

[RUNROAD]

Originally Posted by mike1304k

Look... to put it simply, if you fancy someone, just go up and say hi and then try to find some topic of conversation to chat with her.

i believe thats the problem TS is facing...short of interesting topics to strike a conversation and impress his lady. the fear of making a fool of himself in front of the girl he fancies is traumatising thus to 'play it safe' he seeks help from the experts. but to be honest TS, its best if u could just do it and worry later. Ya never knows, your one liner opening might just works! Be optimistic.

[NewandLost]

Bro, you need to be agressive and confident. Be suave and take the role of mack daddy and just go for it. Posting your insecurities isnt making any progress. Let us know how it goes.

[NewandLost]

try this. i havent watched it but you are so immobilized i felt an obligation to help you bro. pimp it bro. let us know how it does down.

[NewandLost]

[NewandLost]

[colins]

Originally Posted by mike1304k

I find this thread really a waste of bandwidth and time... Bro TS... can I ask you one thing? Do you think she will want you or like you? What is your intention? See hot girl and want to bonk right? You are in school man.... Spend your time and your parents money studying lah, please! Not surfing the web and asking people how to pick up girls...

Look... to put it simply, if you fancy someone, just go up and say hi and then try to find some topic of conversation to chat with her.

Put it this way, this section is one of the most responsive sections in the forum where even if you start a thread with a silly mumbo jumbo title, some dudes will just come within the next 5 minutes to your rescue. Some of those really below bottomline ones get fuck left right centre but you see, that's still response. Boliao people seeks boliao response, normal people seeks intelligent response since you can't really shake hands or stare at somebody over here.

And pls, if sammy wants to dump his -5 penalty on all our posts in this irrelevant thread, we're going to walk out of this LL becos we also supplied boliao responses. So whether waste bandwidth or not, entertainment value la. Laugh laugh a bit sua liao.

[Panamera]

Originally Posted by colins

Put it this way, this section is one of the most responsive sections in the forum where even if you start a thread with a silly mumbo jumbo title, some dudes will just come within the next 5 minutes to your rescue. Some of those really below bottomline ones get fuck left right centre but you see, that's still response. Boliao people seeks boliao response, normal people seeks intelligent response since you can't really shake hands or stare at somebody over here.

And pls, if sammy wants to dump his -5 penalty on all our posts in this irrelevant thread, we're going to walk out of this LL becos we also supplied boliao responses. So whether waste bandwidth or not, entertainment value la. Laugh laugh a bit sua liao.

I concur, T.S started 2 thread in 2 sections...you do the math..

http://sbf.directory/adult-d...-phone-no.html

Bro Boss Sam must +2.5 for us, because his post also a bit bolian in this thread..heeheehee

[ManInCheong]

Originally Posted by groo

Then you like that teach him good meh...?!?!? If he don't understand what you mean and then go up to the girls to "乱枪射鸟" (PCC!) in front of them，100%-sure-confirm-chop&sealed kena HP (Heavy Prison) chains and 3 years behind bars, wasting 3 years of his life..... Bwahahahahahahaha!!!

Oh...Forgot to tell you...I'm a spy from Indon.

[NewandLost]

so "playa", how did it go? did you get her digits and ask the girl out? let us know what's happening and how we can be of any assistance.