** Horny Scopes **

[puffysong]

SAGITTARIUS

November 23 - December 22

Ruling Planet: JUPITER, God of money, luck and good times between the sheets.

Sagos are playful, laid back and oh-so fun to party with. They are wild, and may be the BADDEST party people you ever meet! One thing to be wary of is that Sagos like to talk BULLSHIT! Don't believe everything they tell you because they are kings at 'talking it up'.Sagos probably make better friends than lovers, but if you happen to score a one-nighter with them,be prepared to do stuff you've NEVER done before!Sagos are spontaneous and adventurous and most have probably been caught doing it somewhere public.

When they find the right lover, they will give it 100% as long as the commitment is returned.

FAVE POSITION:

They are up for anything. Quality AND Quantity.

BEST SEX TOY:

Handwrite a sexual fantasy of yours and leave it on their pillow. You'll be surprised at what happens next!

[puffysong]

Sagittarius


SAGITTARIAN MALE IN BED

Even if he's fat, balding and middle aged, he can still pull the chicks. It's his love and pursuit of happiness that draws the babes to him. Think "Austin Powers" baby, yeah! He is a wee bit selfish though, so be prepared for an "all about me" attitude in the sack. He LOVES doing it,

and if you start holding out on him, he's likely to get it somewhere else. He will either amaze his partner with his sexual expertise or be absolute trash in bed!

SAGITTARIAN FEMALE IN BED

The Sago woman is a handful! She changes her mind more often than she shaves her armpits, is blunt, oversensitive and takes offense at the strangest things. She's adventurous in the bedroom and also has no problems cheating if her needs are not fulfilled. But can u handle her open-minded sexuality?She will hide her emotions from you, but don't make the mistake of hiding yours from her. She's looking for someone she can trust 100%, but is quite hypocritical since she can be very untrustworthy herself.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SAGITTARIUS

Hips and thighs are extremely sensual for a Sago, so concentrate on massaging and stroking that area and the place in between! Don't be afraid to ask your Sago if you're doing it right coz they would LOVE to tell you! The best way to get them going is to grope their inner thigh in a public place!

[puffysong]

CAPRICORN

December 23 - January 20

Ruling Planet: SATURN - The God who oversees time, discipline and dedication, which means Capricorn can go the distance - with major staying power - in bed and beyond!!

Capricorns are very good at hiding their emotions, so it's often hard to tell when they are truly, deeply in love. If you have a load of cash, you can almost bet on admiration from a Capricorn because the goat is turned on by money. Like I said before, Capricorn has great sexual stamina and the ability to go all night if they want to!

FAVE POSITION:

Spooning! Goat boys and girls love to take, or be taken from behind.

BEST SEX TOY:

An office desk to "bond" on, or an erotic video will loosen up the randy goat.

[puffysong]

CAPRICORN

CAPRICORN MALE IN BED

Imagination isn't a strong suit for Capricorn so don't expect acrobatics in the sack. Sex with him could possibly be as boring as watching paint dry and he tends to be a little bit selfish in that area too.BUT you can definitely count on him to be faithful if he has committed to you.

CAPRICORN FEMALE IN BED

She is strong and confident and likes to run the show! She's a tough nut to crack but once inside her shell, she's as sweet as caramel. Her fave position may be missionary, but she seeks excitement in new locations, so experiment with different venues to keep it interesting.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CAPRICORN

Capricorns are the most anal signs of the zodiac, so buttering them up will take a bit of effort. Believe it or not, their erotic area is the knees! Lightly stroke their legs, paying close attention to the knee region. Licking, kissing, and nibbling the area will get them squirming.

[puffysong]

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[jackson555]

bumpz bumpz! Gotta say that this is quite true for me

[BiRd13]

Originally Posted by puffysong

CANCER

June 22 - July 23

Ruling Planet: THE MOON

Which isn't a planet at all but the satellite responsible for this water sign's many mood swings!

Love and sex go together for Cancer. They need to feel secure in love before they can relax in sex and Cancer often feels a little bit guilty after doing the deed because they usually associate sex with babies, especially the women, who either get pregnant at the drop of a hat or take longer than usual. All Cancers WANT to be parents!Cancers become sexually excited when they feel secure. They are turned on by home cooked meals and partners who love kids. In so many ways, Cancer is the dream partner!

FAVE POSITION

Any position that's comfortable and involves Cancer lying flat on their back with all their sensitive areas exposed!

BEST SEX TOY

A drink or joint that will relax the overly-cautious crab!

Support! Though in a way not very true for me, but still quite true for the rest =D

[puffysong]

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[puffysong]

My personal accounts:
Capricorn lady: wow! She wants it only she will not waste abit single time & just get down straight into business..

Libra lady: needed abit time to get her comfty.. But I did her in my car back seats & on top of car boot Legs widely spread outwards.

Virgo lady: like to act abit atas, knows every dammed thing. But I did her on the dentist chair after the clinic was closed.. Daring & to Close to comfort...

Pisces lady: The best 1 ever had. She knows her man well & always willing to please once u turn her on. We did it once late night in pasir ris park next to another couple having their share of fun on another bench inside the same shelter..

Gemini lady: always at the want or dun want line. Push her abit, she be willing to try anything u want.

[ANowhereMan]

Originally Posted by puffysong

My personal accounts:
Capricorn lady: wow! She wants it only she will not waste abit single time & just get down straight into business..

Libra lady: needed abit time to get her comfty.. But I did her in my car back seats & on top of car boot Legs widely spread outwards.

Virgo lady: like to act abit atas, knows every dammed thing. But I did her on the dentist chair after the clinic was closed.. Daring & to Close to comfort...

Pisces lady: The best 1 ever had. She knows her man well & always willing to please once u turn her on. We did it once late night in pasir ris park next to another couple having their share of fun on another bench inside the same shelter..

Gemini lady: always at the want or dun want line. Push her abit, she be willing to try anything u want.

Woot... so Sir, are you the dentist or patient?

[PPGirl]

I want to be dentist

[Coollio]

Leo's
FAVE POSITION

Receiving 'oral affections', since Leo is all about getting serviced!

This part bian jun

[puffysong]

Originally Posted by PPGirl

I want to be dentist

U will never get to know what the motorized chair can do

[linrx]

Originally Posted by puffysong

SCORPIO

October 24 - November 22

Ruling Planet: PLUTO, The Roman God of the dead, beginnings and endings. Which basically means that Scorpios add novel differences to any relationship.

Scorpios are very possessive. They will tense up if you even LOOK at another hottie across the room.But they can be relied on to always be there for you if you need them. You may never really know what your Scorpio is thinking though, because to them, Knowledge is power

and they are very good at putting on a straight face to cover up any emotion they are feeling. Scorpios love sex. The dirtier, the better. Get them excited by revealing your filthiest fantasy and offering to act it out.

FAVE POSITION:

Anything, as long as it involves dominating your ass.

BEST SEX TOY:

Ben Wah Balls for the girls, and a Riding Crop for the boys

I'm a Scorpio male and I'm upon the impression that Libran females make the best spouses, yet these two may have their better suited matches. In fact at this stage, as a Scorpio male I personally respect Libran females the most. Yet having had a Capricorn mother my whole life, till today I still get cold feet whenever I think of bringing a Libran girl home meeting a mother, then figuring whether they may coexist in the same kitchen or household.

[linrx]

Originally Posted by puffysong

SCORPIO

SCORPIO MALE IN BED

His sexuality is so strong, it will make you dizzy!! If you are lucky enough to be with a Scorpio boy,you will always be satisfied!! There's a rumour that the Scorpio man is the most skilled in bed. It's as true as a black man has a giant wang!!! Most are pretty good!! The only thing you don't wanna do is piss him off. Every little thing u do that he doesn't like, he will file away in his little mental rolodex. Piss him off one too many times, and he will wreak his revenge!!!

SCORPIO FEMALE IN BED

She may look like a quiet, shy girl, but in bed she is NOT! She is a wildly passionate woman, who is DYNAMO is the bedroom.Just don't piss her off either, coz she can morevengeful than a Scorpio man, and she has no problem causing a scene! Don't talk about other women, or play hard to get, because she will get u back, and it's a game of one-upmanship you will never win.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SCORPIO

Since this is one of the horniest signs, it makes sense that their moan zone is between their legs! Then again, their big head (or their mind) is just as easy to turn on. Talking dirty and teasing your Scorpio will get them ready and randy in a flash!! Without getting too graphic, the magic words for today are RUB, RUB, RUB.

The most sensual hj this scorpio male ever received this life was from a Libran female.