Please be careful - Daylight Robbery

[LevusJovi]

Originally Posted by strangersx

Sorry to hear about the incident. But same everywhere - was robbed in McD Sg Wang a few years back, broad daylight, just 3 days before CNY. And I also had a friend there - both kena. The bugger sum more teach us secret handshake, in case we kena robbed by another gang in Sg Wang.

Seems like i m not the first or only victim. It seems like it is really dangerous in JB.

[KatoeyLover69]

Originally Posted by qw2op

u may want 2 consider dose pouches dat u hang round ur neck n slot inside ur shirt (meaning, it's hanging between ur shirt n ur chest) ... me normally do dat wen travelling ...

btw, heard dat japanese like 2 hide their money in their underwear ...

It is not advisable to hide your $$$ in your underwear as there are millions of germs on the money and you might end up with a very itchy cock !

[LevusJovi]

Originally Posted by KatoeyLover69

It is not advisable to hide your $$$ in your underwear as there are millions of germs on the money and you might end up with a very itchy cock !

There is a type of underwear which has a zip pocket in front where you can keep your money in it.
I remember when i was a student and was working part time in the airport, an old ang mo lady who bought some items from me did not have enough money to pay. I was shocked when she start to unbutton and unzip her pants in front of me and i saw her underwear had a zip pocket infront where she keep her money inside.

[6" boy]

I agreed with Bathinman approach. We in JB will try to put on a "lan si" face when walking alone especially at notorious places such as Taman Sri Tebrau hawker center, Century Garden, Tmn Pelangi. But this is only a preventive measure nia.

Whatever it is, hope to hear about the underground joint from you soon. Because as a "Prince of Pub" in JB, I never heard about this place leh, especially with russian. Mana boleh? Pai seh right? I should have stripe my title liao.

Just up you 3 points.

[dirtyhairy]

Originally Posted by KatoeyLover69

It is not advisable to hide your $$$ in your underwear as there are millions of germs on the money and you might end up with a very itchy cock !

Ok...so we have advice on carrying arms, big, small...including yours to protect yourself against the JB bandits
then there are those with Malaysian-registered cars as another safety trick
Let DirtyHairy share with you one more on "how to screw those robbers of JB"
Besides my advice on having magazine-wrapped around body under shirt/in vest trick if kenna stabbed to prevent injury,
why not have lots of lowest value Indon rupiahs at the ready....
just give in when the robber demand your money...
sumtimes me oso make fotocopies of local currencies
but make sure you no use them here but to surrender only
in an emergency like daylight robbery in JB!

[Pearl]

Originally Posted by dirtyhairy

Ok...so we have advice on carrying arms, big, small...including yours to protect yourself against the JB bandits
then there are those with Malaysian-registered cars as another safety trick
Let DirtyHairy share with you one more on "how to screw those robbers of JB"
Besides my advice on having magazine-wrapped around body under shirt/in vest trick if kenna stabbed to prevent injury,
why not have lots of lowest value Indon rupiahs at the ready....
just give in when the robber demand your money...
sumtimes me oso make fotocopies of local currencies
but make sure you no use them here but to surrender only
in an emergency like daylight robbery in JB!

U will have a problem with the law if ur photocopies of RM is found by local police...and I do mean loads of problem unless u have a SPECIMEN chopped/indicated on it. Its a Criminal Offence to be caught in possession.

It is really NOT advisable to do this.

[LevusJovi]

Originally Posted by 6" boy

I agreed with Bathinman approach. We in JB will try to put on a "lan si" face when walking alone especially at notorious places such as Taman Sri Tebrau hawker center, Century Garden, Tmn Pelangi. But this is only a preventive measure nia.

Whatever it is, hope to hear about the underground joint from you soon. Because as a "Prince of Pub" in JB, I never heard about this place leh, especially with russian. Mana boleh? Pai seh right? I should have stripe my title liao.

Just up you 3 points.

Was told that the joint was an illegal high end brothel; not too sure on that. But my colleague claim that he got lobang to go there and wanted to bring me there.

Thanks for upz me

[KatoeyLover69]

Originally Posted by LevusJovi

There is a type of underwear which has a zip pocket in front where you can keep your money in it.
I remember when i was a student and was working part time in the airport, an old ang mo lady who bought some items from me did not have enough money to pay. I was shocked when she start to unbutton and unzip her pants in front of me and i saw her underwear had a zip pocket infront where she keep her money inside.

Wah lau, FREE SHOW - did you manage to see her pubic hair ?

One Question : If she was wearing a G-string, would it be possible to have a zip-pocket in front of the underwear ???

[dirtyhairy]

Originally Posted by Pearl

U will have a problem with the law if ur photocopies of RM is found by local police...and I do mean loads of problem unless u have a SPECIMEN chopped/indicated on it. Its a Criminal Offence to be caught in possession. It is really NOT advisable to do this.

Adoi...Bro Pearl or is it Sis...
carrying a knife is oso an offence...
of course, it's an offence to make such copies...
but is robbery, in broad daylight, not an offence....
since the law cant protect you...
in defence of limb, life and property, you may argue
personally, my best advice is to give JB, for that matter the entire peninsula ... your rear view!!

[KatoeyLover69]

[QUOTE=Orgasmic;2181177]

Originally Posted by LevusJovi

while talking crap to him, I produced a penknife double fast from my shirt pocket ( i always have two penknives with me in jb and an pepper spray )

Bro Orgasmic,

Better be careful about carrying penknives on your body ...... if the Malaysian Police stop you and do a 100% body-check and find that you are carrying a penknive (somemore two penknives) they will charge you with ' possession of a dangerous weapon ' ........ but don't worry you can always pay them some $$$ ( ' duit kopi ' ) for them to 'close one eye' on this 'small matter'

MALAYSIA BOLEH !!!

SEMUA BOLEH !!!

[KatoeyLover69]

Originally Posted by dirtyhairy

personally, my best advice is to give JB, for that matter the entire peninsula ... your rear view!!

Easier said than done !

Over the past 20+ years Singaporeans had been calling on their fellow Singaporeans to 'boycott' / 'avoid going to Malaysia' but looks like NOBODY is obeying this 'order' / 'instruction' as day in day out thousands and thousands cross over to Malaysia by bus/car/taxi/train/ferry/plane/foot .....

Why ???

Because of the cheonging places, makan places, holiday resorts, Genting Highlands, favourable currency exchange rates, etc, etc, etc, ........ To the Singaporeans EVERTHING is 'cheap' in Malaysia

2007 is ' VISIT MALAYSIA YEAR ' and also Malaysia is celebrating its 50th year of Indepedence

Welcome to Malaysia !!!

[dirtyhairy]

Originally Posted by KatoeyLover69

Easier said than done !
Why ??? Because of the cheonging places, makan places, holiday resorts, Genting Highlands, favourable currency exchange rates, etc, etc, etc, ........ To the Singaporeans EVERTHING is 'cheap' in Malaysia Welcome to Malaysia !!! [/COLOR]

Ya ..you not wrong bro....
i.e. until they kenna slashed by crooks, cops and robbers lor

[Chemical.Ali]

Wow so many garang bros here!!

Maybe I'm just a kiasee singaporean, but if a guy with a knife comes up to me and ask for $50. I think I will give it to him. These drug addicts will anything for drug money. If you put up a fight, what if you get cutted, stabbed or worst some permanent injury. I don't want to have a scar on my face or something like that for the rest of my life because I don't want to lose $50.

Of course we must do whatever we can and not get ourselves into this kind of situation, if it does happen. Just consider yourself to be sway, need to "lost fortune to make trouble go away"

Of course if you are like jackie chan, 1 guy can fight 10 guys then I guess the robber is sway to pick you.

[dathinman]

Say boycott Malaysia.

But why still come in read Malaysia Commercial Sex Scene, hor?

[dathinman]

Not to say boast or what but Malaysians experience or see this kind of thing from an early age.

When we were young, there would be gangs trying to recruit or extort money from us outside school. We go lepak in shopping complex and encounter gangs from other schools.

We learn to see trouble coming and we run.
If cornered we act deaf and dumb. [Wah, it sort of rhymes.]

These are street smarts we picked up along the way.

But it can only help us that much as we are not always that lucky.