My afternoon delights at HCs....

[gerhunter]

Originally Posted by Optimus_Prime

Ok anybody here know first aid... looks like one of our League Bro kenna mauled by the NAUGHTY Lioness liaoz....

I know 1st Aid!!!Let me do it.....ermm...wait...the casualty is me?! Ok....any Samstress up to the task to save me??

Actually..I prefer Hustler or Penthouse...or Jap mags...

[Optimus_Prime]

Originally Posted by Optimus_Prime

Well that's all for now... will return with the Bonkerteers (u guys know who u are..) and our other equally illustrative members and not to forget our 3 LEAGUE SISTERS !!

What time is it ??

it's roll-call time !! Everybody Fall In !!
Just to re-cap....(in no particular order hor !!)


The 5 ELDERs of the League

Zack Tan aka The Horny Chief
Our King of bonking... brown, white or yellow... old or young.... he takes erm all and he loves telling jokes to the ladies... but always save just enough sperm for the tigeress at home

Groo aka The Silly Samurai
The man with the heartiest laughter... goes around trying all the mei mei and showing them his Xtra Long Katana !! Our resident joker and quote maker (he came up w our title and pledge)

DBono aka Pageant King
The proud organiser of our HC Queen pageant and permanent resident care-taker of Mt Cold Turkey. Do visit Bono's Cave of Pleasure on top of the mountain to see his fine porn wall carvings... Regular patron of Mrs Palmer & her 5 daughters too...heh heh

Machoman aka Controversy King
Our most controversial member with his very own Fan Club... but he's headstrong and fights to the very end. And also the guy who has a dalliance with Shu Qi before Leon Lai as he so likes to remind us...heheh

sg_boytoy aka Suanz King
Our King of Suanz-ing/ Verbal Sparring... his command of the language is profound and he can outspeak even the best of erm. The only one I know who went from 1000+ rep to 10 rep and back to 1000+ rep again in a very memorable verbal spar with the Boss himself !!

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Now our 3 Lovely Queens !!

TV-land use to have their Chopstick sisters.. but our League have the SOTONG Sisters !! All 3 sisters are equally blur blur type... ..sometimes they are so blur until I think to myself......they are sooooo cute.... heheh...


Joanna aka Wet Queen
Our first League Sister, and resident Da Jie Da. Mistress of Bone-cracking Massage and the Ancient Art of Jua Gen !! Beneath Her baby face and red freckles lies a tough as nutz woman..cross her at your own peril. Oh yeah.. the rumour abt her WETNESS... it's all true !! Tusanami man !! Non-stop flow... heheh...


Cheryl27 aka TCSS Queen
Our Multi-Tattooed Queen can talk till the cows come home... and it does not matter who's on the other end. She's not the TCSS Queen for nothing... Though she looks like Mia Lee but no wild romps for her hor... She has stated many times RS is her fav.. Romantic Sex... which is why she is probably living happily with our King of RS himself.....H**


Almond aka Naughty Queen
Our latest female recruit and also holder of the GOLDEN KEYBAORD award. She's the most adventurous Queen of them all.. that's why she's the Naughty one... oso nicknamed the Lioness cause she usually mauls her victims till only a wobbly shell of a man is left..heheh.. But you'll never know that just by listening cause has one of the SWEETEST and Teh-est voices around.

[Optimus_Prime]

More roll-call time !! Everybody Fall In !!
wow didn't know got so many bros in the League....


The 4 Bonkerteers the League
This is because the 4 of us have cheong Bugis HC before and Triple R before it closed down.

Shadow Bro aka Shadow King
The League Member who is master of the "Shadow Hands" technique.. the ability to strip a gal in 3 secs flat... his hand work damn fast lor...blouse strap down... bra snaped.. top pulled up.. *presto* we have 2 bouncing breasts to see..heheh... Oso a regular of Dragon HC where his darlings lie in wait...

Wang Ye aka GOLD MEMBER
The man with the golden touch...whoever he touches... automatically become Ang Pai !! Already famous in BHC... every gal knows who he is.. seriously !! We hope the GOLDEN ONE dun venture elsewhere anytime soon.. heh heh

HC_Cheongster aka Romantic King
Used to be the HC King.. than later FL King but now reduced to Romantic King... keke... Used to Love to rtf his 4 Main Darlings (and also another 4 hou bei- backup Beauties)... Sometimes Shy... sometimes Funny but always GENTLE... Now perfecting his Romantic skills on top Mt Cold Turkey with Ms C. Yeah oso has the most Similar taste in gals with me..heheh

OP aka Dunno...lei ????
Feel a bit weird writing abt myself... jus one of the guys la...

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The Kings & Prince of The League
The Kings of Kings and a one or two self-declared Prince...
(in no particular order hor !!)

ang076 aka Fetish King
Our most Creative member when it comes to different scenarios for sex.....office, bus, airplane toilet... u name it.. he has a sexy scenario for it !! Loves to be "raped" and dominated by gals... as well as love the fragrance of freshly-worn bras.. Nobody can beat him when it comes to Fetishes..cause he's our FETISH King !!


imom aka International Man of Mystery
One of only 2 League member to have an FR written on him is our International Man of Mystery and master of Romantic Sex himself bro imom. Gives gals the extreme BF feel and master of the devasting "11 ways of Missionary" with his trade-mark "Legs over shoudlers" final killer move !! Has sampled more nationalities of woman than almost any League Member... think only our Horny Chief may be on par...


Merl aka Leisure King
Our technically most proficient member with the ability to run a few forums. His knowledge of web hosting is unparallel among the League. Our Leisure King is so-named caused he has tried virtually all the lookable gals in Leisure HC... but he's not confined to HC only.. venturing to both Fls and TNs also...Rumour has it..his sianzing skills are also up there with the best... yuki-san is a good example.


SamiHyypia aka Prince "Xiao Bu Tian"
Our youngest member bar none. Our cute cute Bumblebee may be young but he's cheong far and wide... Fls.. KTVs... HCs... u name it.. he's been there !! Also the only League Member to get a Bonking Voucher from our Horny Chief himself !! But gets wobbly legs after spending overnites or heavy 3-shot sessions with his 2 darlings.. which cause the punting League Bros to always lose heavily... sigghhzzz...


SexFreak aka PRC King
Ok.. I have no evidence if he only likes PRC.. but I do know his command of the Chinese Langauge is way above most League Members. Making him ideal to cheong and sianz PRC gals..heh heh.. Part of a mega CONSORTIUM with trillion stores of sperms stashed in a swiss sperm bank... we will rulz the world one day right partner..heh heh.. Oh yeah..Master writer of tear-inducing Chinese poetry and love-letters


Shuang_Jie_Gun aka KTV King
Our undisputed KTV cheongster and King of the flower-vases. Hurt by KC traps in the past... has since TOUGHEN UP. Regular goer of KTV, virtually all the gals know him... ala.. Gold Member of KTVs... but he only sits with PRETTY Gals and prefer those non-comandos so he can sing songs and talk Kum Cheng with them. Oso No. 1 FANz of SYT singers Jolin, Cindy etc etc ...


And what is a League w/o a few Reserve Members.... ready to answer the call when needed... heheh...

kilrein
gedangsa
guzzler
jungle_boy
QMoSir
taurus75


That's about it for our Current Active Rooster... did I miss out anyone ??

[Hakoshu]

Interesting description

[Optimus_Prime]

New Recruits
The League is always expanding and we have new members flowing in constantly... they maybe new but they are no less outstanding !!

cuteboy12345208 aka Local FL King
When it comes to Local Pussies... there are very few whom our Local FL King have not plugged. One of the nicest League bro around.. travels in his CUTE-mobile armed with a deck of playing cards but dun underestimate him.. cause he's Lightning Quick when it comes to sampling new Local FLs !! Oh yeah... confirm chop stamp.. HEAVY COLOUR Light friend too...heheh


gerhunter aka Prince Y.H.T
One of the youngest League Member... and also a YHT (Young Horny Thing). Has consumate SIANz-ing skills and also master of the "Vibrating Finger" skills... when he gains more experience might raise to King status.. but now may be prone to KC trap. Oh yeah..hate to say this.. but one of only 2 members with FRs written on them..heheh


Fei Ge aka Flying King
One of our consumate League Painters... can paint for an hour!! That's no joke lei... that's why he's the FLYING KING.. cause the gals are Flying to Heaven under the contant stimulation from his vibrating tongue..hee hee... More steamy FRs to come from this senior bro?


Prospective New Recruits
Currently we have some exciting new members who we are keen to make our new Members.... and we hope with *fingers crossed* they would join...

1. laodi123456789
2. Rolex
3. Cunt_Licker
4. Mystery Female Samstress (intro by Naughty Queen)
5. Mystery Female Samstress (intro by cuteboy)

All I can say is the FUTURE looks BRIGHT !! I have to wear SHADES...

[sebast97]

Wah Brother OP, you so free ar..."chia pa siu eng", can write so good description. I take my hat off for you, very impressive leh..
you should be rewarded with Noble Prize. I nominate you as the Scholar, but don't know what "King" to list you as, perhaps other bro have better name for you...hahaha

[Zack Tan]

Originally Posted by sebast97

Wah Brother OP, you so free ar..."chia pa siu eng", can write so good description. I take my hat off for you, very impressive leh..
you should be rewarded with Noble Prize. I nominate you as the Scholar, but don't know what "King" to list you as, perhaps other bro have better name for you...hahaha

Ke,ke,ke.....we all call him "KAO KING" lah! He is sebei kao keng leh and our resident "Licking King".
Cheers,

[Almond]

OP aka Lick King aka Shu Sheng!! (Scholar)

Don't be fooled by his scholarly appearance. With his scholarly looks you'll think that he's just an everyday nerd on the street. But once the real OP reveals himself, any gers will be begging for more of his top-notch tongue-ful skills.
Also the recipient of the Golden Keyboard Award 2006, very proficient in writing love poems, letters, etc. Now we know why Xiao-Qian(The Chinese Love Story) and Zhu Yingtai (Butterfly Lovers) were so smitten with their respective Shu Shengs - Chuang Shang Gong Fu and Literary talents are second to none!!!

[SexFreak]

Originally Posted by Almond

OP aka Lick King aka Shu Sheng!! (Scholar)

Sis, I second the Title conferred to our Bro OP.................well, as for the "Lick King" - I have not been by him though........

Cheers !!!


SexFreak

[SexFreak]

Sis Almond aka Naughty Queen, I don't see your photo as per your new Avatar I thought you have your picture taken, resized and to be used in your new Avatar Are you trying to pull wool over our League Bros' eyes...........hehehe

Cheers !!!


SexFreak

[SexFreak]

Originally Posted by Almond

Which part of Sg's coastline did you go to??
Not scared got peeping tom meh??

So hor... Share leh.. which part of SG's coastline did you make out in huh??

Hehe..........I think we went to the same carpark which is the very 1st one from Changi Airport or the last one from city............hmmm..........I think should be carpark H2, the darkest one of all............hehe........that's what we want right Given that situation, both of us were so high and hard, kenna peeped is our least concern liao.........hehe..........

Originally Posted by Almond

Your chinese also damn power de leh... all these came with coaching from the smses I assume? Right Bro OP?

Hahaha...........killing 2 birds with 1 stone ma...........Right Bro OP?


Cheers!!!


SexFreak

[Almond]

Originally Posted by SexFreak

Sis Almond aka Naughty Queen, I don't see your photo as per your new Avatar I thought you have your picture taken, resized and to be used in your new Avatar Are you trying to pull wool over our League Bros' eyes...........hehehe

Cheers !!!


SexFreak

Aiyoh... Need time mah... pics just taken yesterday.. Got to send to GH for resizing before it can be displayed..

Whole weekend nvr see you.. BZ having your reunions huh??
kekeke..

[SexFreak]

Originally Posted by Almond

Whole weekend nvr see you.. BZ having your reunions huh??
kekeke..

kekeke........for the next 9 days will be reunions cum honeymoon...........so sweet In life, always learn to treasure what you have and not what you don't have.............Quote of the Day............

Cheers !!!


SexFreak

[SexFreak]

Originally Posted by Almond

Aiyoh... Need time mah... pics just taken yesterday.. Got to send to GH for resizing before it can be displayed..

Bro GH !!! can fast fast send me the uncensored-copy?

Cheers !!!


SexFreak

[Merl]

Originally Posted by almond

OP aka Lick King aka Shu Sheng!! (Scholar)

Don't be fooled by his scholarly appearance. With his scholarly looks you'll think that he's just an everyday nerd on the street. But once the real OP reveals himself, any gers will be begging for more of his top-notch tongue-ful skills.
Also the recipient of the Golden Keyboard Award 2006, very proficient in writing love poems, letters, etc. Now we know why Xiao-Qian(The Chinese Love Story) and Zhu Yingtai (Butterfly Lovers) were so smitten with their respective Shu Shengs - Chuang Shang Gong Fu and Literary talents are second to none!!!

Originally Posted by Optimus_Prime

Merl aka Leisure King
Our technically most proficient member with the ability to run a few forums. His knowledge of web hosting is unparallel among the League. Our Leisure King is so-named caused he has tried virtually all the lookable gals in Leisure HC... but he's not confined to HC only.. venturing to both Fls and TNs also...Rumour has it..his sianzing skills are also up there with the best... yuki-san is a good example.

Bro OP, I think the Lick King aka Shu Sheng accolade really suits you well. U really good with your creative writing hor