What "souvenirs" did someone left behind that might jeopardize your relationship?

[YELLOW]

Bro ..... maybe your house got 小倩。

Originally Posted by fallen11

regarding long hair found in your place or room

my current house has no female occupants
No visitors too
but occasionally i can still find a strand of long hair in my house
its actually quite common but if your gf fb finds it, very hard to explain it away even when you're innocent
the strand of long hair probably blew it from outside (i like to leave my main door open for ventilation), or just that occasional strand which falls onto your shirt in public places

[candeo_88]

Sometimes the timing is so back to back, totally no time to go and soak in mookata or BBQ smell... These days wanna find cigarette smell also quite difficult depending on where you are ...

Originally Posted by katong

With smell, just go to those kopitiam with mookata.... flood your shirt with the smell... it beats any perfume...

[Laker]

I used to like to give hickies to my ex's back and boobs area til they dulan. Say wear low-cut clothed always get questioned by friends. So I stopped liao.

[etsys]

Originally Posted by Penguin23

3. A few strands of hair of the wrong length/colour/type, either in the car, on the pillow or where most people forget - around the sink or around the shower drain trap. The worst, which is impossible to explain, is a stray pubic hair that is obviously not mine (or hers), in the bedroom.

4. Dried pussy juice on the bedsheets - pregnant women can have a very sharp sense of smell, almost animal-like, their primal instincts can smell sex hormones that are not theirs.

Almost all my pinay ONS or short gf tend to purposely brush the hair while walking around.

Started saying I will get asthma attack to stop the obvious territory staking

[KimSiew769]

My 2 cents -
Most often, the one thing that might jeopardise your relationship is not an "item". Its actually our behaviour that give away - men will always "think" that the other party doesnt know, but the truth is they know.
The items found are just a confirmation (as much as you try to explain or deny)

[Laker]

Originally Posted by candeo_88

Those days...I'll...
1) Standby another shirt that is ready to be thrown away after co mingling with the "other party" either kept in the car or in the office...
2) Standby a small bottle of body wash that is used at home and not using any other body foams no matter how expensive and tempting it may be...
3) Transfer some of the perfume used regularly into the small atomizer so that can touch up as necessary

If possible, never perform any CCA in our own home. I also try not to go to the other party's home coz you wont know whether there are any CCTV's, hidden or otherwise...Hotel is the best bet although it is a bit troublesome during pandemic...

So, bonk safe and bonk smart

And that's all I have to say about that

Reminds me of the time my ex gf (now 2ic) used to travel overseas a lot on biz trips. Before 1 of the trip, I managed to hook up with an ex uni mate whom I met during a networking session.

The moment my then gf left the apartment, I started packing her stuff and moved them to the storeroom. I tried my best to clean until it seemed that I was living alone. But my gf's things was really too much. Eventually I got some towels and cloth to cover them so they look like drawers and tables.

To cut the story short, there was a build up of tension as I could tell she likes me from the way she talks and we go out. So I asked her out to watch a movie. During the movie, she gave the standard folding arms position. I asked if she was cold and she said a little. I straightaway put my arms around her and she leaned on my shoulder.

By that time I was so excited that my **ck was almost at full attention with the pre-cum leaking out. It was difficult to get that kind of feeling again. As we left the cinema and brought her home, my heart was pumping really fast because I was afraid that my neighbours would see us and start asking about my gf. Moreover, during the night, she gave me a hickie on my neck, which scared me for days because my gf would return 4 days later. During the 4 days I was always using a cold spoon to put on my necl and scratch it til it turned red.

In the end I told the girl that I rawed with in the apartment that my gf and I rented that we should not see each other again. She cried like shyte and demanded that she visit my apartment again while my gf was still overseas. Luckily I stood firm and didn't agree to it.

[entering]

Originally Posted by donut88

I got the habit to always check the car for anything before I go home. U never know what can surprise you.

Lately something happened that surprised me. I told all my FB that I've other FBs and also I want a threesome. So far, none of them agreed to the threesome and though I had one with a pair of cousins, ended up, they fought after that (partly also due to other reasons).

The part that surprised me isn't that they all said ok to me having other FBs. The part that surprised me is they started to want to show me more why they are the only one who can satisfy all my requests and desires.

A few even asking if I can CIP and make them pregnant. But so far, I'm only probably going to do it for one, since she's going to UK for good to be with her sister and mom.

Out of precaution, I still tell them they are THE ONE. But when they ask about other girls, my line is..."but you said you don't want anal... So I've to go find someone else..." Next thing I know, I can CIA.

[marcussia]

Originally Posted by KimSiew769

My 2 cents -
Most often, the one thing that might jeopardise your relationship is not an "item". Its actually our behaviour that give away - men will always "think" that the other party doesnt know, but the truth is they know.
The items found are just a confirmation (as much as you try to explain or deny)

Agree... I started acting all weird when I was hooking up with an ex while I was with my then gf...

The ex hid a cum fill panties at the side of my bed as evidence for my then gf to find. Though I was able to explain my way out (I told her it was my SIL one, and might be mixed up in the laundry). But anyway my then gf started to act all weird from then on, and eventually we broke up.

[oswin]

mine is not left behind,a female client send me a gift and i spend 2 days cooling down her. some story between me n her but both of us are attached

[Northern]

Originally Posted by oswin

mine is not left behind,a female client send me a gift and i spend 2 days cooling down her. some story between me n her but both of us are attached

Thanks for your ups, returned +54

[Cookiepusss]

Originally Posted by oswin

mine is not left behind,a female client send me a gift and i spend 2 days cooling down her. some story between me n her but both of us are attached

What she send why so worked up

[oswin]

Originally Posted by Cookiepusss

What she send why so worked up

a card holder, mid range branded type. The problem is she send at the wrong timing as i mention to my main before, just nice her memory strike when saw and i got the bonus

[kt88_2]

The girls should left a cb hair behind