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03-07-2005, 06:20 PM
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With the dinner done and washed down with 2 bottles of beer, we went across the busy and jam packed road to their small kitchen, to wash our hands and after that strolled hand in hand along Chinatown looking at all the wares that were peddled on the streets and also to digest the food we had just consumed.
After walking for a short walk, we decided to take a cab down to the Patpong area as she’s never been there before and wanna check out what the famous Gay and red light area is all about…… Patpong was crowded as hell, especially with all the hawkers crowding the already small sidewalk with the usual wares of copy watches, fruits, silk stuff and other fake goods….. We stopped at a small stall selling ‘interesting’ silk boxers and she picked out a few that she thought was funny and insisted that I wear these when ever we meet. “But baby, I’ll have to buy at least 7 then….since we see each other every day!” I protested as there was 1 that had a RED base cluttered with WHITE polka dots! We then stopped at a tie booth where there were some really decent looking silk ties for ridiculously low prices…. With that done, we then parked ourselves outside an Irish Bar at one of the corners and just sipped our beers while relaxing and watching the tourists, locals and gay people go by. Some two beers later, feeling kind of warm and stuffy there, we bought some watermelon and mangoes at a fruit stall and hopped onto a cab and decided to go back early for more rest and just do normal mundane things that she’s deprived of when we’re back home…..like cuddling in bed and watching TV, peeling fruits for each other, etc…
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#677
04-07-2005, 12:36 AM
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Just when I was about to applaud your iron balls ... that you still cheonging (ref recent MILF) even after such a fatal attraction. You wrote the script for the SCREAM series of movies too?? 
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#678
04-07-2005, 02:57 AM
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just the facts. (spoken by bruce willis in leathal weapon 2, at the airport, to the airline counter girl, when she hinted to him that she's off work later).  ps: these macau babes here are really... wow!
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#679
04-07-2005, 09:26 AM
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Not lethal weapon2 i think. but then its die hard part 2 with Bruce Willis. 
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04-07-2005, 10:19 AM
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#681
04-07-2005, 11:59 AM
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04-07-2005, 10:36 PM
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05-07-2005, 12:04 PM
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The next day, we went together to pray at Erawan again. This time was to ask for favours.
After the prayers, we went back to the hotel to have breakfast and then got our luggage out and headed to the airport. I could sense that her spirits were rather down as this , so called holiday, was coming to an end. We arrived at Terminal 1, paid the cab driver and we stood outside to share a cigarette before heading to ‘check-in’…… After checking in, we headed into the transit zone to shop around, hand-in-hand. “Baby, I have this feeling that when we get back to SG, you won’t see me anymore….” She said as we went to the lounge on the 2nd floor. “Oh come on baby, dun be silly. You know how much I love you right?” I replied matter of factly. “I do not know why, but I feel at the pits. Tell me you are not going to leave me….please” She looked in my eyes as she held my hand firmly. “Baby, I do love you. I will try my best to make you happy without compromising my family. Ok?” I replied trying to emphasize the fact that my family means a lot to me. “But, I’m already turning 30 this year, I have been pressured by my family to get married, especially since they found out that I have a boyfriend as they have spotted me driving either your harrier or your blue BMW back whenever you were playing golf.” “Ok, let’s face it. Singapore does not allow bigamy and I will not divorce. So what you want me to do then? Marry you in Malaysia? Btw, what’s so important about being married and not being happy when we are what we are now, happy and not married…” “You know why I want to be married? I want the status of being your wife. I want to be able to give birth to your child in your name legitimately. BUT I can’t do that as long as you remain married to that bitch!” She rebutted raising her voice a little.
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#685
05-07-2005, 04:04 PM
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btw Bro Harrier, i've to postpone my trip back to sing cos have to follow up with some urgent sales.. sianz..  will update u again on my schedule..
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#686
05-07-2005, 11:42 PM
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 * on the birth certificate ... father = YOU, just that marital status of mother = NOT MARRIED TO YOU
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#687
06-07-2005, 01:47 AM
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“Er…..I think it’s time to board our plane.” I replied as I signaled to for the waitress to get me the bill. “Is it time already?” She queried. It was actually quite early BUT as I didn’t want to continue the conversation on that topic, I decided to stop her dead in her tracks and move on to something else.
After settling the bill, we took the escalator down, turned left and proceeded to the area where all the TG’s fly off from to look for our gate. Along the way, we bought some local products to bring home to the families. While waiting in the holding area, she brought up the earlier dropped topic again “Baby, do you realize that by sticking to you and by your insistence of non-divorce, I might end up all alone when I grow older? You do know that I am a person who is afraid of being lonely, right?” I looked at her and replied “ Well, I know that you are afraid of being lonely BUT what else can I do?” (BIG MISTAKE…..) “Well, you could maybe do a check on your wife. For all you know, she may have another lover outside and you can file a divorce based on adultery and not have to pay her any maintenance at all!” I looked at her as my eye widened and replied “What?! I do not think that’s correct. I know she’s attractive, especially for her age, but I totally trust her and she’s been a good wife from the day I married her….” “Well, people change you know! Maybe since you are always away, she may have gotten lonely and decided to seek solace from someone else???” What she had said just ripped me apart. My thoughts have been swayed to her advantage as bad thoughts started appearing in my mind. I started to think of her occasional late nights when she goes for mahjong with her friends? Or her occasional late night drinks and supper with her clients or business associates? Or her occasional shopping trips with her sisters to either Bangkok or KL? Hmmm…….. 
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#688
06-07-2005, 02:09 AM
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“Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane is ready for boarding” The ground crew announced and snapped me out of my thoughts. “Let’s go baby” I said as I pulled her along and we boarded the plane.
As the plane took off after a 15 minute wait in the queue of planes waiting for the runway to clear, we looked out of the window as the city of Bangkok started getting smaller. As the plane stabilized, she started her attack again “Baby, I have an relative that was the third party before and guess what, they are now happily married and the husband has JOINT CUSTODY of their 2 sons and EVERYBODY is happy as the old relationship was headed for a dead end anyway….” She took a sip of the beer that we ordered and continued “She has passed me the contact number of the Lawyer that did the papers. Aparently, he SPECIALISES in divorce and know the ways out to make things go smooth and clean cut without and problems for both. I HAVE MADE AN APPOINTMENT for a FREE consultation sometime next week. Why don’t we just go talk to him and see what he says. It may help. OK?” She looked at me with those hush puppy eyes pleading for me to say yes and go. Well, in my mind, I was reluctant to go BUT since it’s only a free consultation and we’re not doing any procedures. I agreed and she planted a deep wet kiss on my lips immediately. It seemed as if she saw light at the end of a very dark tunnel……. With that done, she was suddenly all chirpy and cheerful again, drinking her beer and constantly toasting mine. Before we knew it, the plane has started it’s descent and so we looked out of the windows again and saw Malaysia come into view and we descended down from the cloud level. “Baby, does she know our flight time> Will she come and pick you up? She asked me suddenly with her wearing a look of worry on her face.” “ Don’t worry, I had told her that I would be back on the last flight, as usual, when I last conversed with her.” As her facial expression turned from worry to joy, she replied “ Yay! That would thus make it convenient for us to walk out of the airport together without getting spotted. Right? Ohh…I love you so much……!” With that, she just held my arm tightly as the plane proceeded to land on the Tarmac………
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06-07-2005, 02:33 AM
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Since we had all the time in the world, we decided to head to the open air smoking area to take a much need puff instead of joining the throngs of people heading for the Immigration counters. As we got there, there was already a few staff behind the counter of the Harry’s Bar there, we decided to have a beer each at the same time enjoying our cigarettes.
Some 30 mins later, we got down to the Immigration counter, cleared through without any problems, then hit the DFS to buy my Johnnie Walker Blue Label, wine and 3 cans of beer (Bros who wanna ask me out for drinks PLEASE note what I drink. Black also can…k eke ke). She got a bottle of Cordon Bleu, a bottle of wine and 3 can of beer as well. I paid for all in cash, to avoid any complications should my wife see my bill. (This is one trick all inexperienced bros must learn….when out doing something illegitimate, please use cash…do not leave a line of evidence behind) After collecting our luggage that was left in the floor beside the Belt, we wheeled our trolley out, and seeing no trace of my missus, we went over to the cab queue and took a cab back to her place. Her mum was in and she introduced me as ‘one of her bosses’. While she brought her stuff to her room and showed me around her home, her mother was eyeing me suspiciously, as if looking for a sign that I was the one she’s dating. After, leaving my stuff at her place as well, she took her family car and we went to our favourite LOR MEE stall in Tampines to savour a long awaited taste of local food. However, the stall was closed that day and so we had to proceed with Plan B, which is tto go to the Hawker Centre beside the Bedok Bus Interchange. The Lor Mee stall there is very good as well……. We ordered 2 bowls of Lor Mee,. 1 bowl of delicious Chinese styled Mutton soup from the stall next door and washed it down with some Sugar cane juice…… Just as we were finishing the meal, my mobile rang and as I took it out from my back pocket, my wife was the one calling.! “Hello” “You’re back already? I thought you taking the last flight back? I actually wanted you to help me buy something for me if you were still in BKK…..” “Oops….sorry, I received a call late last night from Matt asking me to pop into his office this evening , if possible, to discuss some urgent matters. Which was why I changed my flight to a much earlier one. Anyway, I just got out and am eating at the T1 staff canteen first before heading to Matt’s office nearby. Bopian, miss local food so much…” “Oh ..ok then. You want me to pick you up later?” She asked caringly. “No….I guess I’m fine. I’ll just call a cab from Matt’s place later. I’ll call you later when done. Ok?” “OK then…dun work too hard, you just came back..” “OK then. Ta ta”. SHE stared at me with her big eyes and asked me rather angrily “Why you stil talk so nice to her! You’re gonna divorce her soon already….so please consider my feeling when she calls! Just ignore her calls in future….OK?!”
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#690
06-07-2005, 02:34 AM
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Well, she managed to turn the tabes here becoz you left the back door open ... through that same "soft-heartedness".
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