Better way to masturbate - Page 5

GrimmJow · #61 25-07-2007, 12:41 AM

Sit on your own hands till they become numb. Then use that hand to jerk yourself off. It feels like someone else is doing it.

sweetpea · #62 25-07-2007, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by ryanck

hi was actually inviting bros to share ur secret superb way to mast, i'll start the ball rolling......

- basic way, mast with hand shaking till cum, best to go with lub.
- one hand shake cock, the other tickle asshole
- one hand shake hard, the other finger ashole with lub
- lie on ur bed, legs over head, cock very near ur face, suck it if u can if not shake till ur cum drip on ur face or mouth, very turn on if u r very very horny at the time but note: after u cum, u will feel disgusting

anymore bros?

You know, since you are so 'innovative', I shall give you another method.

Meet Miss Vacuum Cleaner .
BJ: 10/10 (Depending on what speed you prefer)
Suction: Present.
Safe from diseases/HIV/etc: Almost 100 %
CIM: Yes.
(Provided your dick can fit into the tube of the vacuum cleaner)

Just go in and out, in and out. Cum. Done.

chickenzip · #63 25-07-2007, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by GrimmJow

Sit on your own hands till they become numb. Then use that hand to jerk yourself off. It feels like someone else is doing it.

....holy shit..that's something definitely very new n creative to me...how the hell u have this idea???

#64 25-07-2007, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by chickenzip

....holy shit..that's something definitely very new n creative to me...how the hell u have this idea???

Anybodyelse tried this so far ???

TaZZiE · #65 25-07-2007, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by No Sex

Anybodyelse tried this so far ???

Sounds like a good idea! lol but what if... no skill, den too numb liao cannot even control own hand... ouch

breastlover · #66 25-07-2007, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by GrimmJow

Sit on your own hands till they become numb. Then use that hand to jerk yourself off. It feels like someone else is doing it.

You're power, man.
But when they become numb, how to control it then?

SeAHuM · #67 25-07-2007, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by GrimmJow

Sit on your own hands till they become numb. Then use that hand to jerk yourself off. It feels like someone else is doing it.

Alright man! Sounds great! Will try it after lunch and provide an FR!!

humpcheepang · #68 25-07-2007, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Manofwar

eh.... sotong lol i damn love fired hokkien mee lo after seen this think can like...zzz

But hor i got 1 question.. using raw meat wont it have any virus?

perhaps jus roughly warmth up the meat or stuff at least got some warmth feel lo much like pussy

RAW IS WAR!

Please use CD

ryanck · #69 25-07-2007, 03:56 PM

hi all, juz to clear my statement, some things r not wat I've done nor tried, all read from some websiteon better way to mast from UK and most of the guys there did wat i've written, while reading, yes i admit its kind of turn on if u r someone who really luv and enjoy masturbation but afterall we r asian so its still hard to follow wat the UK kids r doing so pls, dun get mi wrong. I'm juz trying to get our sg boys style of masturbating to share among us in sammyboy forum. Cheers move on

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Originally Posted by saxromeo

Threadstarted is really humourously perverted ... pls elaborate on more sick stuff you have executed. you keep any pets at home ?

old_yet_horny · #70 25-07-2007, 04:17 PM

Used to be a right hander for DIY HJ...
Now I master my left hand and it feels different and better.. No joke! But I still encourage bros to do the proper and more "cultured" way of DIY HJ..

1) Hands+Lub+Shake or Rubbing=Cum

2) Sex Toys+Lub+Shake or Rubbing=Cum

Please do not screw some pork or some funny seafood... those are for meals not to screw..EEEks!!