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[justl00king]

Originally Posted by TaTTooBaBy

Ttbb shouts:"mai chow..." *taking parang* kekeke

Hahaha...like a scene from those horror movie.

Can change back to more romantic storyline? Hahaha

[siam66]

Originally Posted by justl00king

Like that really must siam u far far liao

Run!..................hahaha

Originally Posted by TaTTooBaBy

Ttbb shouts:"mai chow..." *taking parang* kekeke

Originally Posted by justl00king

Hahaha...like a scene from those horror movie.

Can change back to more romantic storyline? Hahaha

Hahahaha..........lai lai ah siam dedicated this joke to you all......want to make love or Boonthi Boonthi .....up to you hor !!! ......hehee......

Boonthi Boonthi

Many many years ago, in a very remote area in Africa, there was a village called Boonthi Boonthi. This village is actually located at a mountain with many caves. Inside the caves are hidden with diamonds, gold and many other precious stones. The tribal people there are all cannibals and they like to cook their victims in a big boiling pot before eating them up and thats how the name Boonthi Boonthi came about.

One day 3 gay treasure hunters came to know about this hidden treasure and try to steal the treasures in the caves. Let just called them A, B and C. Unfortunately, they were caught and brought to the village chief. Kneeling in front of the village chief, they begged for their lives and the village chief then said : " Ok, I will give you a chance and if you can do it, I will let you go free. You will be escorted into the jungle with a big basket to collect 50 of the same kind of fruit. After that whatever happened to you, if must not giggle / laugh or cry, otherwise you will be immediately Boonthi Boonthi." On hearing this, all three of them then said : " Thank you chief for your kindness. We will do it as long as you dun Boonthi Boonthi us." So off they went into the jungle with the escorts. Half an hour later A arrived with a basket of cherries and closely followed by B with a basket of wild berries. The village chief then said : " Since you 2 arrived together, we will carried out the test together. Now I want you to pull down your pants and bend down while my people will stuff the fruits into your ass. Remember what I said earlier, no giggle / laugh or cry or else you will be ......." A & B were shocked but fearing for their lives, they reluctantly stripped and start bending down while the escorts start stuffing the fruits into their ass. Halfway through B was showing signs of pain and A tried to encourage him. " Hey B !!! You okay? cummon man, its almost done, just think of the fun we had last time when I was screwing your ass....this is nothing man." B nodded his head and smiled. When left with only 2 more berries & cherries to go, A & B suddenly burst into laughter. They saw C coming back and walking confidently with............ a big basket of durians !!!!

[TaTTooBaBy]

Originally Posted by justl00king

Hahaha...like a scene from those horror movie.

Can change back to more romantic storyline? Hahaha

Ttbb prefer hrror lol

[TaTTooBaBy]

Originally Posted by siam66

Hahahaha..........lai lai ah siam dedicated this joke to you all......want to make love or Boonthi Boonthi .....up to you hor !!! ......hehee......

Boonthi Boonthi

Many many years ago, in a very remote area in Africa, there was a village called Boonthi Boonthi. This village is actually located at a mountain with many caves. Inside the caves are hidden with diamonds, gold and many other precious stones. The tribal people there are all cannibals and they like to cook their victims in a big boiling pot before eating them up and thats how the name Boonthi Boonthi came about.

One day 3 gay treasure hunters came to know about this hidden treasure and try to steal the treasures in the caves. Let just called them A, B and C. Unfortunately, they were caught and brought to the village chief. Kneeling in front of the village chief, they begged for their lives and the village chief then said : " Ok, I will give you a chance and if you can do it, I will let you go free. You will be escorted into the jungle with a big basket to collect 50 of the same kind of fruit. After that whatever happened to you, if must not giggle / laugh or cry, otherwise you will be immediately Boonthi Boonthi." On hearing this, all three of them then said : " Thank you chief for your kindness. We will do it as long as you dun Boonthi Boonthi us." So off they went into the jungle with the escorts. Half an hour later A arrived with a basket of cherries and closely followed by B with a basket of wild berries. The village chief then said : " Since you 2 arrived together, we will carried out the test together. Now I want you to pull down your pants and bend down while my people will stuff the fruits into your ass. Remember what I said earlier, no giggle / laugh or cry or else you will be ......." A & B were shocked but fearing for their lives, they reluctantly stripped and start bending down while the escorts start stuffing the fruits into their ass. Halfway through B was showing signs of pain and A tried to encourage him. " Hey B !!! You okay? cummon man, its almost done, just think of the fun we had last time when I was screwing your ass....this is nothing man." B nodded his head and smiled. When left with only 2 more berries & cherries to go, A & B suddenly burst into laughter. They saw C coming back and walking confidently with............ a big basket of durians !!!!

I wanna b da boonthi boonthi village chief ... kekeke

[huhu123]

Good morning all....waiting for siam morning story.

[ctchua]

Originally Posted by huhu123

Good morning all....waiting for siam morning story.

good morning.....lim kopi....read siam story......very nice..

[TaTTooBaBy]

Morningz all ^^

[WOOHOO]

Originally Posted by siam66

big basket of durians !!!!

kekekekekekkekekekeke ROTFL

[siam66]

Goot morning everyone,

Sharing this morning story with everyone before going to work......hope you all like it.....hehee.....

Hatyai Supernatural Story

This story happened somewhere in the mid eighties. The incident happened in a hotel in hatyai but I will not be naming the hotel as I am worried it will affect the livelihood of the staff working there. Back to the story, one day my friend called me asking whether I am interested in joining him and his 2 friends for a 5 days 3 nights hatyai bus trip. Let just called his 2 friends A & B. Friend A I have met him before during 1 of our drinking sessions but he seem to be a very hot tempered guy. Friend B I have never met him before.

On the day of our arrival at hatyai, we checked into hotel, have a shower and proceed to have breakfast at this coffee shop opposite Oriental Hotel which is very popular with singaporean / malaysian tourist for its "bak kut teh". Thereafter we head to the farms to do some " shopping"...hehee.....

First & second day everything were fine and we were having so much fun but on the third day something happened........

We were playing Russian Poker ( 13 cards ) in my room with the wls. Friend A (the hot tempered guy) was on a losing streak so naturally his temper was not so good. His wl then went to get a beer from the coffee table and accidentally spilled some beer onto him. She quickly apologized but this friend A was so mad that he cursed her and from there a quarrel erupted between them. All of us quickly try to defuse the situation but to no avail. Friend A and the wl ignore us and carry on arguing. Suddenly friend A asked the wl to go back to their room , packed up and go back to the farm. She refused and they start arguing again. Friend A got mad,stood up and drag her out of my room. All of us by this time intervene and told friend A to calm now, But he too refused to listen and carry on dragging the wl out of my room. All of us followed behind together with our wls. By this time even our wls also tried to help but friend A scolded them instead. Later friend A took all the wl belongings and threw it out of his room and told the wl to go back to the farm. Friend A wl just squatted on the floor corridor, looking dazed and friend A told us to ignore her and carry on with our game. Back in my room, I told friend A not to do such thing as I know that if that wl went back to the farm suddenly , she will surely get into some kind of trouble with the okt. Friend A said if I pity her I can let her stay in my room until the next morning. I check with my wl and she said it is fine with her. I quickly open the door but she was already gone.

That same afternoon, friend A went to the farm again to take another wl by himself. When he came back with the new wl he asked whether we are interested in going to the temple to pray. All agreed so went to this temple but I cant remember the name leow. Upon entering the temple ground, we saw a monk sweeping under a tree. When he saw us, he stopped sweeping and stared at us. A few moments later, he waved at us, gesturing us to come to him. We obeyed and walked towards him. He then invited us to his hut nearby. Actually all of us dun speak or understand thai well but luckily our wls can speak hokkien so landed up they act as our translator. It turn out that this monk told friend A he is in grave danger tonight but he can help him. He took out a beads, like those people used for chanting. He told friend A that if tonight should he encountered any danger, he must quickly took out this beads and start chanting. He then proceed to teach friend A how to chant. Friend A accepted the beads,thank the monk and put some money into the donation box nearby. After praying at the main temple , we then head back to our hotel.

As it was our last night, we decided to go Emperor Disco to watch " Ah Gua " show. After that we went back to the hotel and nothing unusual happened.

The next morning we are supposed to wait at the coffee house, have some breakfast before we check out. Everyone was already there except friend A. A while later, we saw friend A coming out of the lift with his wl. Both of them look very pale and quiet. Friend A ask the wl to join us for breakfast but she declined and left the hotel without even acknowledging us. Later we found out what actually happened to them that night.

That night while they were sleeping, they were woken up by some noises. They opened their eyes and to their horror, they saw many badly burnt naked children running around their room. They are all of different ages and sizes. They are turning the room upside down, sweeping all the things on the table onto the carpet, turning the coffee table and chairs upside down. Some were even trying to shake the bed they were sleeping. By this time the wl were crying hysterical and friend A was shivering in fear too. He told us luckily he remembered what the monk told him ( to place the bead near him, which he did ) and quickly took out the beads and start chanting. The moments he start chanting , according to friend A, those " children " immediately covered their ears and jumped out through the window and vanish, just like that !!! Could it be that wl, friend A chased away , seeking revenge ?.....end of story. Thanks for reading.....

[justl00king]

Morningz to bro siam66

Enjoy reading your stories, keep them coming!

[siam66]

Originally Posted by huhu123

Good morning all....waiting for siam morning story.

Originally Posted by ctchua

good morning.....lim kopi....read siam story......very nice..

Originally Posted by justl00king

Morningz to bro siam66

Enjoy reading your stories, keep them coming!

Thank you all bros / sis for your interest in my stories
All the stories told here are all real ones and since you all like it I will post another one today to thank you for your support....hehee......

Possessed By A Thai Spirit

This incident happened to me about 20 years ago in a village 4-5 hours drive from Chiangmai. I was visiting my teerak in her village and one night my thai friend invited me to his house for a drinking session. We drank until about 2am. Feeling tipsy already, I decided to call it a night. Halfway walking home, I suddenly feel the urge to pee. While I was peeing, suddenly I felt a chill wind blowing against me. I shivered a little but thought that was just a normal reaction when a chill wind blow against you. How wrong I was. In fact this is just the start of my 10 days supernatural experience........

That night, reached home nothing unusual happened. Brushed my teeth and went to sleep. The next morning, I woke up and started to feel very cold. I called out to my teerak ( who was cooking in the kitchen) and told her why I suddenly felt so cold. She covered me with a blanket and went back to continue her cooking. A few minutes later I felt a sudden surge of heat going through my body. This time I felt very hot and immediately pulled away the blanket. I called out to her again and she came to me and ask what was wrong with me. I told her I felt very hot this time. She touched my forehead and said there was nothing wrong with me but I told her I really felt very hot. She switched on the fan for me and I really felt much better. She then said she will bring me to the village clinic to see the doctor later.

That morning,we went to the village clinic and consult the doctor. He took my temperature and said there was nothing with me and so we went back home. Later that afternoon, I suddenly felt like vomitting and the hot later cold feeling came again, only this time it was double the pain. I also starting to feel very weak that I couldnt even have the energy to stand. I lied on my bed and suffered the hot / cold process for the next few hours. My teerak started to panic leow.......

She rushed to her best friend house and told her about my situation. She said that we should go the city hospital and seek a second opinion from the doctors there and she will ask her husband to drive us there. So off we went to the hospital and it was about more than a hour journey.

At the hospital, the doctor conduct some tests on me and I spent a few hours there waiting for the results. Results showed that nothing was wrong with me and even the doctors were puzzled by my condition. We were told to go back as there was nothing they could do for me.

That night, the same thing happened again only this time it was worse. I started having this pain , like there was a million ants biting my body. I couldnt take it anymore and was shouting like hell when I felt the pain coming. My teerak was so panicky and worried that she was in tears now. Something unusual happened that night, after my teerak was in tears, I realised the pain was gone and that night it was back to normal again although I can felt that I was getting weaker and weaker.

The next morning the same thing repeated again. I woke up feeling very weak I couldnt even get up by myself this time. I heard my teerak talking with some of the villagers who have come to check what happened last night. Guess they must have heard my shouting and come to check what actually happened. A few of the elderly villagers came into the room to have a look at me. One villager said that he know someone who might be able to help. It turn out that this someone is actually a "ghost doctor " or "mor pee" as the villagers called her. As I was already too weak to travel to another village, the villager said it okay for me not to go personally. My teerak just have to bring the necessary items , thats all. Turn out it were a pair of my shirt, my comb, a mirror and some flowers.

So off they went that morning to see the "ghost doctor"....turn out that she is actually a very old woman in her sixties staying in a old hut made of bamboos. She used the items that my teerak brought along and place it in front of a dirty old pot containing some dirty water. Then she lighted a candle, hold it above the pot and started chanting some prayers in a very strange language ( my teerak also dun understand), letting the candle wax drip into the pot.

After the chanting stopped, she told my wife that I have offended a wandering spirit and that spirit is now in my body taking revenge. The spirit is only willing to let me go if I do something for him in return.......the "ghost doctor" also said that I have actually offended the " spirit " by peeing on him while he was resting there. She can even pinpoint the location where I pee on that night!! She also said that this spirit is a villager who was killed in a motorcycle accident nearby a few months back. According to my teerak, this is also true !! Come to think of it, now I think I know why it stop disturbing me when teerak was in tears that night. Maybe he pity my teerak but he still do not want to let me go yet, not until he get something from me. Okay back to the story...what he actually want is for the next 7 days , he want a meal consisting rice wine, cigarettes, glutinous rice and " lup jin " beef( mince raw beef ) to be placed at the same spot where I pee on that night. Only then will he let me go.

So the next morning, my teerak quickly prepared the meal and place it at the same spot. True enough on the 7th day itself after my teerak have placed the last meal on the spot, by evening time I have recovered so much that I could even go jogging. I even went to the that spot to apologize and thank him for letting me go.....end of story thanks for reading.

[TaTTooBaBy]

Siam siam so many pee story ... chorb mak chorb mak na ...

[siam66]

Originally Posted by TaTTooBaBy

Siam siam so many pee story ... chorb mak chorb mak na ...

Hahahaha.......happi to know you like it.......actually still got a lot more ......you ok now ?.....saw your posts in the other thread......waaa......got mad icon some more .....mai angwee mai angwee, must be happi happi then all goot things will come mah, tio bo ???......hehee.......

[huhu123]

Thanxs bro siam for the story....interesting read.

[TaTTooBaBy]

Originally Posted by siam66

Hahahaha.......happi to know you like it.......actually still got a lot more ......you ok now ?.....saw your posts in the other thread......waaa......got mad icon some more .....mai angwee mai angwee, must be happi happi then all goot things will come mah, tio bo ???......hehee.......

Kekeke ... mai hew ... just bo liao den take irritating ppl to "open knife" ... kekeke ... *waiting for more peeeee related stories ... hehe