Schoolboy true adventure in the ''place of liar''

[ilmg]

wah. reading this post is so entertaining la.

since tomorrow taking half day going to try my luck walking around. hopefully got something to contribute rather than keep bang wall.

wish me luck. lol~

[GR888]

GR888’s 2013 “Year of the Snake” Special Edition Liar Liar Awards!!!

Welcome to this Special Edition of GR888’s Liar Liar Awards! For me at least, it has been an extremely hectic but eventful period of bonking since I completed my first “Tour de Fuck” and announced the inaugural awards back in October. [Please see post #690 on page 46 of this thread or click on the link below.] But following the completion of my second "Tour de Fuck", all I can say is that it has been one hell of a truly amazing fuck race after another!

http://sbf.directory/showpos...&postcount=690

Just some background info to set the stage for the award announcements... There has been some personnel changes from my original list of MLs in the first awards edition. Some have left the scene, others have gone back to their home countries, several have fallen off my radar because of deterioration in their service standards. Others have been ticked off because their novelty has worn off. For the latest awards, only 14 MLs from the 24 in my earlier list have survived the cull and made it to the list of current contenders. Their page and post numbers of my FRs on them are indicated alongside their nicknames.

(01) Notti Ninja – post #198 pg 14
(02) Sinkie Slut – post #202 pg 14
(03) Beijing Belle – post #270 pg 18
(04) Malaysian Bimbo – post #275 pg 19
(05) Commando Ninja – post #307 pg 21
(06) Canto Cutie – post #311 pg 21
(07) Hokkien Hottie – post #367 pg 25
(08) Glamour Ninja – post #429 pg 29
(09) Malaysian Mangosteens – post #447 pg 30
(10) Malaysian Chikus – post #486 pg 33
(11) Sichuan Siren – post #491 pg 33
(12) Cheena Kitten – post #549 pg 37
(13) Canto Tart – post #680 pg 46
(14) Kawaii Sweetie – post #685 pg 46

Joining them are the 10 MLs from my latest fark list. Having fucked all of them (except Chirpy Cocksucker), I have to say that the majority of them are much better and prettier fuck partners than many of those I've sparred earlier. Really, it just gets better and better… for me at least. I presume these MLs need no introduction since their FRs have appeared in the latter pages of this thread. Nevertheless, I have also indicated page and post numbers of my FRs on them to facilitate cross-referencing.

(01) Horny Hellraiser – post #740 pg 47
(02) Penang Pussy - post #775 pg 52
(03) Malacca Maiden – post #806 pg 54
(04) Ipoh Ice Queen – post #865 pg 58
(05) Nympho Tramp – post #912 pg 61
(06) Cheeky Cheesepie – post #959 pg 64
(07) Missy Mousy – post #986 pg 66
(08) Chirpy Cocksucker – post #1040 pg 70
(09) Hunan Hussy – post #1042 pg 70
(10) Flirty Fuckie – post #1096 pg 74

The structure of the awards remain the same… I've ranked the 3 top MLs in the looks, body, boobs, ass, BBBJ, AR, FJ and GFE categories. However, I have added the best massage category this time round because I have encountered several MLs who have satisfied my minimum requirement in the press press rubba rubba department. So it is only fair that their talents (however limited) are recognised.

Several other points to note… First, I have dispensed with the Silicon Slut Award for Best Enhanced Boobies. I felt there was really no point trying to source for the best fake boobies since almost all my gems have naturally luscious tits. Second, I have included annotations under each category to specify and explain my judging criteria. Do note that these are strictly benchmarked against my preferences & biases. Third, I’ve incorporated a “special mention” under each category this time round to highlight some of the better performers who did not make it to the top 3. Note that those MLs who appear under special mention are not listed in any particular order of preference.

OK, off we go with the awards before I start sounding like I’m writing a business intel-cum-risk mitigation report for my big boss (I regularly suffer from chronic occupational disease) … *drum roll*….

[GR888]

Traffic Stopper Award for “Best Looker”
Criteria: young looking and chio with pleasant and/or seductive smile, communicative eyes, dainty facial features… preference for long hair but hairdo must suit the face & look… fair and flawless skin complexion major plus point… extra marks for x-factor, such as charm, poise & spontaneity.

1st Penang Pussy
2nd Cheeky Cheesepie
3rd Ipoh Ice Queen
Special Mention… Missy Mousy, Flirty Fuckie, Kawaii Sweetie, Notti Ninja & Glamour Ninja


Hourglass Whore for “Best Figure”
Criteria: slim, slinky, sexy and leggy figure with fair and smooth porcelain skin… body must be proportionate… must not have tummy nor celluloid in abdomen and calves… extra marks for CFM swagger, graceful gait and confident posture.

1st Hunan Hussy
2nd Ipoh Ice Queen
3rd Missy Mousy
Special Mention… Penang Pussy, Malacca Maiden, Sinkie Slut, Cheeky Cheesepie, Malaysian Mangosteens, Sichuan Siren & Horny Hellraiser


Golden Globes Award for “Best Boobs"
Criteria: spherically shaped natural boobies that are full of bounce but soft to hold type… some sagging acceptable but not too much… must not have scars… nipples either pinkish or pointy kind… must be at least a B cup and complement body frame… big boobs with skinny arms will be a major plus.

1st Hunan Hussy
2nd Horny Hellraiser
3rd Flirty Fuckie (tied)
3rd Cheena Kitten (tied)
Special Mention… Malaysian Mangosteens, Malaysian Chikus, Beijing Belle & Sinkie Slut


Cheeky Cheeks Award for “Best Ass”
Criteria: well balanced, slim and perky butt with smooth ass cheeks and zero sagging… must have enough meat that is sufficiently well spread out for a good squeeze but at the same time proportionate to rest of body…

1st Missy Mousy
2nd Malacca Maiden
3rd Ipoh Ice Queen
Special Mention… Kawaii Sweetie, Cheeky Cheesepie, Notti Ninja, Glamour Ninja, Hokkien Hottie, Sichuan Siren & Malaysian Bimbo


Nimble Fingers Award for “Best Massage”
Criteria: good grounding in massage fundamentals… sufficiently serious effort put in… employment of a variety of pressing techniques & good control of strength targeted at different areas of the body… no bonus points for “accidental” sensual touches (that comes under a different category).

1st Hunan Hussy
2nd Flirty Fuckie
3rd Nympho Tramp
Special Mention: None!... The rest all CMI in massage!


Suck-seed Award for “Best BBBJ”
Criteria: Heavy dose of tongue teasing and solid suction for a sustainable duration… good prelude that includes kissing, licking & caressing of the cock and balls… bonus marks for slutty facial displays, making lusty eye contact and sucking cock in different positions… if got hot tea BBBJ with iced water or minty spray lagi best!!!

1st Chirpy Cocksucker
2nd Nympho Tramp
3rd Canto Cutie
Special Mention… Glamour Ninja, Notti Ninja, Kawaii Sweetie, Cheeky Cheesepie, Canto Tart, Malaysian Mangosteens, Sinkie Slut, Malacca Maiden, Ipoh Ice Queen, Missy Mousy, Flirty Fuckie & Hokkien Hottie (plenty of cock sucking talent out there! So hard to decide who is better, so I’d just list all the memorable ones)


Ass Angel Award for “Best AR”
Criteria: slow slurpy licks & comprehensive tongue drilling… the longer the AR and the deeper the tongue drilling the better of course… extra points for combining it with sensual caresses of family jewels and teasing kisses on the butt cheeks.

1st Chirpy Cocksucker
2nd Penang Pussy
3rd Cheeky Cheesepie
Special Mention… Malaysian Mangosteens, Commando Ninja, Flirty Fuckie & Canto Tart


Pussy Pounder Award for “Best FJ”
Criteria: good mix of different fucking positions… cowgirl, missionary, doggie, spoon, etc. Consideration given to slutty body lingo, surround sound and variations or adaptations to these standard positions… Bonus marks for higher level of initiative, proactiveness and enthusiasm during FJ.

1st Penang Pussy
2nd Cheeky Cheesepie
3rd Flirty Fuckie
Special Mention… Kawaii Sweetie, Glamour Ninja, Notti Ninja, Canto Tart, Hunan Hussy & Horny Hellraiser


Surrogate Partner Award for “Best GFE”
Criteria: kissing, frenching and plenty of physical teasing before, during and after massage and specials... and anything, however outrageous, that the ML does to make me feel she is worthy of being my girlfriend!

1st Cheeky Cheesepie
2nd Penang Pussy
3rd Flirty Fuckie
Special Mention… Kawaii Sweetie, Hunan Hussy, Beijing Belle, Horny Hellraiser, Canto Tart & Chirpy Cocksucker


So there you have it. These awards cap a most memorable last 12 months of bonking for me. I have more or less worked out an RTF list for more serious reengagement with these gems… but that’s the easy part. The problem is that I also have a 3rd fuck list containing more new gems. I guess I have to figure this one out in the weeks ahead. However, my immediate priority is to bonk two FL gems recommended to me by a good bro here… heehee!

[deadchief]

Round of applause please!

Thanks bro GR888 for compiling/hosting the annual awards!

To all bros in the know , may i please humbly request that we all adhere to the philosophy in bro GR888 signature? (In the hype of post-awards celebration may get carried away)

IMHO, We don't want overnight fame to cause trauma and stress to our award winners. You can see this post below (again no offence to anyone). I am sure logic will be triumphant.
http://sbf.directory/showpos...&postcount=201

Cheers! Yum Seng! Huat ah!

[creator]

Brother thank you for this thread!

lol makes my day everytime

[BallBreaker]

Wah lau!!! bro GR888

For a moment I thought I was standing on the red carpet in front of the Dolby Theatre!

What a show!!

However, as part of the Executive Committee of the Foreign Press, I sense something odd with these votes.

You awarded Hunan Hussy in 3 categories whereas Penang Pussy just in 2, but then Hunan Hussy does not appear anywhere in your final awards?!

It's a TRAVESTY!

And what about all those bonks at your 'Tour de Fuck"?!!

I am about to publish the full report I got from the SADA (Singapore Anti Doping Agency) inclusive with indisputable proof that you rigged the votes.

I even went ahead and booked you a Live Confession interview with Oprah!!




Jokes aside....bro GR888....BRAVO!!! If there was a 'Bonker of the Year Award' you would have my vote and win it!

[Spikerman]

SALUTE Bro Gr888 - CBO (Chief Bonking Officer) !!!

Also ... you've got very deep pockets hahahaha

yeah ... where's Hunan Hussy's award ? hahaha is she's sucking on it now ?

[eznay]

Bo can pm me the location?

[fictionman]

Just saw the "Academy Awards" for HC....Think tdy Penang Pussy will be overworked!!!!!...

Bro GR888....YOU DE MAN!!!!!....

[leoleo3]

my fav writer gr888!!!!!!!

[juhamarc]

Please share contact

[GR888]

Originally Posted by BallBreaker

Wah lau!!! bro GR888

For a moment I thought I was standing on the red carpet in front of the Dolby Theatre!

What a show!!

However, as part of the Executive Committee of the Foreign Press, I sense something odd with these votes.

You awarded Hunan Hussy in 3 categories whereas Penang Pussy just in 2, but then Hunan Hussy does not appear anywhere in your final awards?!

It's a TRAVESTY!

And what about all those bonks at your 'Tour de Fuck"?!!

I am about to publish the full report I got from the SADA (Singapore Anti Doping Agency) inclusive with indisputable proof that you rigged the votes.

I even went ahead and booked you a Live Confession interview with Oprah!!

Jokes aside....bro GR888....BRAVO!!! If there was a 'Bonker of the Year Award' you would have my vote and win it!

Alamak! No wonder I got a call from the local chapter of the Fairplay Union in Combating Kelong (F.U.C.K. for short) this morning ahhh! (as we know, kelong is used superlatively in local colloquial lingo in reference to syndicated cheating and match-fixing in competitive sports)… that was one rude awakening I got! Apparently, SADA had referred the case to them because there’s no doping involved in this instance… so F.U.C.K is the more appropriate entity to take up the issue with me.

I spent over an hour explaining to those F.U.C.K.ers over the phone that the rankings were based on my own rigorously unbiased and steadfastly honest assessment, premised on my personal preferences, yadah yadah... absolutely no rigging involved. Hunan Hussy may have topped 3 categories in Best Figure, Best Boobs & Best Massage, but she didn’t score as well in looks, BBBJ and AR. That really pulled down her eventual standing.

Bearing in mind that ultimate individual accolades focussed on “all round” sexperiences, Hunan Hussy was outscored on balance by other girls who did consistently better across the different categories lor even if they didn’t top as many categories. Anyway, my explanations cut no ice with F.U.C.K. Those F.U.C.K.ers told me they have reported me to their umbrella organization the International Social Union in Combating Kelong (i-S.U.C.K for short) for further action.

While the dialogue took place, several senior bros… presumably fans and supporters of other MLs in the list of contenders… have also PMed me threatening to break my legs, burn down my downtown apartment and turn my 宝贝 car into scrap metal in response to what they deem as a perverse bias in my rankings for individual accolades…. and accusing me of promoting a "nefarious, twisted and warped cheonging agenda with the sinister intent to mislead and confuse genuine cheongsters"! Duh?!?! Sigh! Really tough keeping everyone happy, I feel very 冤枉 ahhh!!! … I have been subjected to systematic on-line abuse all day long… thankfully it was over PMs, so I was spared the untold embarrassment & abject humiliation.

All this notwithstanding my offer to all concerned parties that I will unconditionally implement a ‘repentance package’ at the earliest opportunity… which includes, amongst other things, kneeling on durian husks for 2 hours tomorrow in front of F.U.C.K headquarters in Geylang; issuing a press statement to clarify matters; convening a press conference to convey my apologies for my “serious lapse in judgement” and bonking all the 24 MLs one more time each to reassure them of my confidence in their GFE and service standards. To further placate the aggrieved parties, I have decided to remove the awards for the best all-round sexperience for this special edition…. hope that is enough to save my legs, car and apartment.

I apologise sincerely & unreservedly for unnecessarily provoking stakeholders with my error in judgement. It was an honest mistake… let’s move on. Now I need to go find some durian husks. Having had a couple of memorable bonks with my Horny Fruit months ago, I am now facing the prospect of being tortured by a thorny fruit. Damn! If the thorns don’t kill me, the fucking smell will!!!... What to do? That's the price I have to pay for scoring another spectacular own goal!

[jj_jj]

Bro GR888, you have certainly raised the bar in FRs!!! <Salute!!>

[Tho66]

Originally Posted by jj_jj

Bro GR888, you have certainly raised the bar in FRs!!! <Salute!!>

I totally agreed with Bro jj_jj comment that Bro GR888 has raised d bar of writing FR or should I say many bar levels as his FR is not only enticing but also very unique in very aspect. Clap clap clap.....!!!!!

Wish that I can write FR like him.

[JLove]

I am still "struggling" to find time to visit the previous list of award winners of which Glamour Ninja left the best impression so far and now there is another list of winners which I suppose has already overtaken the places of the old list!

Really have to take my hat off to GR888 for his time, financial resources and most importantly dedication in furnishing great FRs!