A Tipical Weekend At Batam By Ladyassassinator

Originally Posted by JOGK

what kong tao you talking about?
there is no such things as black magic
you think they will use it on normal people like us meh?
if there is
ceweks dont do kong tao to you
you yourself get charmed by her service, looks and hospility
same as when i use to go thailand before

No joke brother, like what brother assassinator said, if they got your sperm or hair, they can do the trick on you.

As I had been staying Batam for years, saw a few cases. Usually they target rich guys. So my advise is : spend decently in Batam. Don't let others have a feeling that you are damn loaded. Or else you might be their next target.

Just like brother knn said : to cheong and forget is the best. Never have 'kam cheng' on the gals there ok?

[apui]

i had a friend who paid booking for a cewek for one whole month and he goes only once a week....KC or no KC?? nobody knows??

Originally Posted by apui

i had a friend who paid booking for a cewek for one whole month and he goes only once a week....KC or no KC?? nobody knows??

This is what all cheongster should not practise. Of course your friend put in KC for that gal or else why waste precious money.

Many old men after collected their CPF also 'pau' cewek at Batam, also go there once a week. Sigh, you think those gals will be so loyal to you meh? When you are not around, surely they will pick up 'side line' to earn extra cash.

[sassina2]

Originally Posted by LauheroNo1

This is what all cheongster should not practise. Of course your friend put in KC for that gal or else why waste precious money.

Many old men after collected their CPF also 'pau' cewek at Batam, also go there once a week. Sigh, you think those gals will be so loyal to you meh? When you are not around, surely they will pick up 'side line' to earn extra cash.

or, they may keep a toy boy or two or, be one of the many "victims" of the local "bronchess" (of which there are many) many of whom make it their hobby to seduce and be supported by the mistresses of Singaporeans.

Unless you have time and money, its really most stupid to keep a woman there in Batam and create new opportunities for all the sharks there. The worst thing that can happen is that you have had her checked out medically and you are shooting at her "bare" thinking its all clear and safe and she picks up some sickness from her extra curricular activities which may in the worst case be HIV too! hmmm, madness really.

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by apui

i had a friend who paid booking for a cewek for one whole month and he goes only once a week....KC or no KC?? nobody knows??

that fren who pau the cewek and keep her in hotel xxxxx 1 huh?
so when are you going to follow suit?

[DNAT]

wow ... this thread got so many Batam lau jiao give comments and share encounters ya .... good leh.

BTW, where is that ultimate Man in Batam ?

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by LauheroNo1

Many old men after collected their CPF also 'pau' cewek at Batam, also go there once a week. Sigh, you think those gals will be so loyal to you meh? When you are not around, surely they will pick up 'side line' to earn extra cash.

My encounter:
Once a regular FL said her HP spoilt, so I lend her my spare phone for 2 weeks. When I took it back, saw a name 'Jim__ L__ " store inside. After I called this guy, he said he from Medan and he just met the FL over weekend in Sphinx and had a ONS with her. He only gave her Rp50,000 as cab fare.

never trust ceweks in batam man. I always kena stories until bodoh2. Knn, they will tell me no money, always ask to buy phone card for them, need money to send back family etc but then the same cewek give other bros. see playing horseh machines and gambling big time when u are not around. They always hustle from one "abang " to another and use the same tricks.
We all Sg people see them from Indon have hard life so sometimes take pity right, but knn these ceweks hustle money to go feed gambling habit how to pity leh!!

[JOGK]

ya most ceweks there are getting smarter and bolder
just like thai gals many years back
i have a soft spot for these kind of gals
i dont know why
just pity them
actually you cant really blame them for all their dishonest deeds
when they are in batam....they are left alone
nobody really can help them
if they are honest....they cannot survive
thats for sure
i only go steady with those with good character
because thats the roots in her
that will never change

[sassina2]

Originally Posted by JOGK

ya most ceweks there are getting smarter and bolder
just like thai gals many years back
i have a soft spot for these kind of gals
i dont know why
just pity them
actually you cant really blame them for all their dishonest deeds
when they are in batam....they are left alone
nobody really can help them
if they are honest....they cannot survive
thats for sure
i only go steady with those with good character
because thats the roots in her
that will never change

The world is a tough place man. If we help all those that needs help, we go bankrupt trying and we have to find a way to distribute our help accordingly. The best of course is to help those who will help themselves and at the same time are willing to give "value for value" in my opinion and there are enough of those around for sure.

The problem is that in the process, you meet lots of less deserving ones which you help just once (if at all) and don't repeat lah!

Imagine, I once had a waitress from Puri Garden who resigned and became jobless and asked me for help. At that time, I was trying to get into her "skirt" and for the money she said, you can have me.

I gave the money but did not DO her! And told her that I wanted her but not on those terms! In fact I gave her a half hour lecture about picking herself up and why she had a great future and not to join the "profession". Told her that's why I did not want to be her first customer! My lecture cost me 400k (I assessed that she could get home to Medan on that) on a request for 2 juta!

This happened with her more than once and the second time, I did not give her money and also did not do her!!!!!

[apui]

Originally Posted by DNAT

that fren who pau the cewek and keep her in hotel xxxxx 1 huh?
so when are you going to follow suit?

not this one....
another gong gong guy... 360k times 30!!!
somemore say mami got give him discount??!!??
he think the cewek wont get booked on the weekdays...hahha biggest joke!!

btw i dun pau cewek one hor...
whats the point??
F and F off....

Originally Posted by sassina2

The world is a tough place man. If we help all those that needs help, we go bankrupt trying and we have to find a way to distribute our help accordingly. The best of course is to help those who will help themselves and at the same time are willing to give "value for value" in my opinion and there are enough of those around for sure.

The problem is that in the process, you meet lots of less deserving ones which you help just once (if at all) and don't repeat lah!

Imagine, I once had a waitress from Puri Garden who resigned and became jobless and asked me for help. At that time, I was trying to get into her "skirt" and for the money she said, you can have me.

I gave the money but did not DO her! And told her that I wanted her but not on those terms! In fact I gave her a half hour lecture about picking herself up and why she had a great future and not to join the "profession". Told her that's why I did not want to be her first customer! My lecture cost me 400k (I assessed that she could get home to Medan on that) on a request for 2 juta!

This happened with her more than once and the second time, I did not give her money and also did not do her!!!!!

That's very great of you. I have one friend who also did quite a similar thing like you, did not screw the gal he booked due to her cock and bull stories. But he regretted after that. You know what he did? The next trip at Batam he booked back the same gal, but this time round, he spitted the gal with 'spanish flies' and screwed the gal all night long.

Ha, what you think about that?

Originally Posted by LauheroNo1

That's very great of you. I have one friend who also did quite a similar thing like you, did not screw the gal he booked due to her cock and bull stories. But he regretted after that. You know what he did? The next trip at Batam he booked back the same gal, but this time round, he spitted the gal with 'spanish flies' and screwed the gal all night long.

Ha, what you think about that?

Bro lau. fact or fiction? Since it is fiction and that i am damn fcking bored, then let me tell u a story (completely fictional, not true and bullshit ok) about a person (let's call him Ah Pek) & his adventures in batam.

Ah Pek, a regular cheongster in batam over the years, always had a taste for real good lookers, despite his 40 something age and fat belly. Alth' he frequent ceweks,Ah Pek loves screwing girls esp those of the fairer persuasion i.e fair skinned "charbos" pek pek ones. But Ah Pek cannot speak mandarin nor chinese being of peranakan descent so he normally avoids booking prc girls in batam ok. One typical batam weekend, Ah Pek was in Sphinx disco ktv with his kaki (let's call him "horny") minding his own business and suddenly a local okt (let's call him "ah liang") drop in with 2 prcs girls. Ah Pek immediately took notice of one of the prcs, a beautiful looking china dollswith huge beaver eyes and girl next door look with her half-moon spectacles which he thought was real cute.
KNN, Ah pek, all excited, got out of his slumber and ask okt how much? But ah liang said "aiya" that girl got period so no booking but the other one avail. But Ah Pek already set his sights on doll no 2 (let's call her "Li Ping") and it was like "love at first sight". The disappointed and blur Ah Pek bo pian la so he waited and waited for the next eager weekend to come so he cld make luscious love wantonly with his "target".

The following sat, Ah pek was back in sphinx with "horny" and eagerly called okt to bring "Li Ping". Ah Pek already now head over heels over the prc girl and she stepped into the ktv room like a smiling goddess, so pretty and wonderful to behold. PRC girls luckily speaks a bit of english, but Ah Pek stare in bewilderment and was totally lost in Li Ping gorgeous brown eyes. "$400 for overnight" Ah PEk said ok no problem as he was madly in love in china doll for the 1st time ever. (wat a cock & bull story huh, bro lau?). But this Li Ping, being a china girl with type cunning in her blood vessels, saw the eager Ah Pek being too eager and a ripe target for a hustle. She can't help it being from China and all. SO u really cant blame poor helpless Li Ping ok!

As the night wore off, Ah Pek was now stoned drunk in happiness and perpetually smiling at his long awaited catch. But she does'nt really smile back (or did she?) perhaps here and there since she got a booking, she got to do work what or at least put on a show for all other to see hor. Everybody in ktv room can see Ah Pek was totally enticed towards his china woman and sense his happiness. But somehow, Li Ping got other ideas la. Perhaps she was not so interested in the Ah Pek but since kena booked oredi she cannot refused what if not kena hammer by okt. Anyway, LiPing handphone keep [/SIZE] ringing away as she sneak quick calls in and out of ktv room. Wah liao, Ah Pek in trouble, his china girls a lot of kangtao or regulars customers keep calling her hor.

Li Ping was now poised to make a quick getaway but wat excuse to use? Meanwhile Ah Pek still dreamily in high hopes of a conquest that night (if only he know!). Suddenly a bright idea sparked in Li Ping's no-choice-but- to-be- cunning brain. She hauled Ah Pek outside and told him the perfect excuse.. that her friend is drunk in another pub and needs her help, so she 's gotta leave. Ah Pek, now distraught with reality, realised her disinterest and tell Li Ping to fcuk off and gave her $50 tip for her troubles. But knn, Li Ping want to go, dont want to go. Maybe she scared kena fcuked by her okt. But she disappeared anyway.

Ah Pek re-entered ktv room, everyone ask him where girl? He said "she fcuked off" so phone calls were quickly made and before long, okt was back in ktv room with a crying Li Ping and a scene erupted as okt screamed his lungs off at the poor thing china girl kena abused and victimised. Must be Ah Pek's fault hor. Li Ping all in tears now and even smashed her handphone but she in this line got no choice right, so pitiful. Ah Pek so sad, Li Ping so sad, everybody drunk and the night have to go on right and so do the booking!!

What a crap, completely useless piece of fiction you say? Ok la. I stop tolking kok here unless pple wanna hear somemore of this really fictional tale........... (my apologies ah, just a bored uncle tolking kok here ok, none of the above true hor, just pure fiction ok)

Originally Posted by ladyassassinato

Bro lau. fact or fiction? Since it is fiction and that i am damn fcking bored, then let me tell u a story (completely fictional, not true and bullshit ok) about a person (let's call him Ah Pek) & his adventures in batam.

Ah Pek, a regular cheongster in batam over the years, always had a taste for real good lookers, despite his 40 something age and fat belly. Alth' he frequent ceweks,Ah Pek loves screwing girls esp those of the fairer persuasion i.e fair skinned "charbos" pek pek ones. But Ah Pek cannot speak mandarin nor chinese being of peranakan descent so he normally avoids booking prc girls in batam ok. One typical batam weekend, Ah Pek was in Sphinx disco ktv with his kaki (let's call him "horny") minding his own business and suddenly a local okt (let's call him "ah liang") drop in with 2 prcs girls. Ah Pek immediately took notice of one of the prcs, a beautiful looking china dollswith huge beaver eyes and girl next door look with her half-moon spectacles which he thought was real cute.
KNN, Ah pek, all excited, got out of his slumber and ask okt how much? But ah liang said "aiya" that girl got period so no booking but the other one avail. But Ah Pek already set his sights on doll no 2 (let's call her "Li Ping") and it was like "love at first sight". The disappointed and blur Ah Pek bo pian la so he waited and waited for the next eager weekend to come so he cld make luscious love wantonly with his "target".

The following sat, Ah pek was back in sphinx with "horny" and eagerly called okt to bring "Li Ping". Ah Pek already now head over heels over the prc girl and she stepped into the ktv room like a smiling goddess, so pretty and wonderful to behold. PRC girls luckily speaks a bit of english, but Ah Pek stare in bewilderment and was totally lost in Li Ping gorgeous brown eyes. "$400 for overnight" Ah PEk said ok no problem as he was madly in love in china doll for the 1st time ever. (wat a cock & bull story huh, bro lau?). But this Li Ping, being a china girl with type cunning in her blood vessels, saw the eager Ah Pek being too eager and a ripe target for a hustle. She can't help it being from China and all. SO u really cant blame poor helpless Li Ping ok!

As the night wore off, Ah Pek was now stoned drunk in happiness and perpetually smiling at his long awaited catch. But she does'nt really smile back (or did she?) perhaps here and there since she got a booking, she got to do work what or at least put on a show for all other to see hor. Everybody in ktv room can see Ah Pek was totally enticed towards his china woman and sense his happiness. But somehow, Li Ping got other ideas la. Perhaps she was not so interested in the Ah Pek but since kena booked oredi she cannot refused what if not kena hammer by okt. Anyway, LiPing handphone keep [/SIZE] ringing away as she sneak quick calls in and out of ktv room. Wah liao, Ah Pek in trouble, his china girls a lot of kangtao or regulars customers keep calling her hor.

Li Ping was now poised to make a quick getaway but wat excuse to use? Meanwhile Ah Pek still dreamily in high hopes of a conquest that night (if only he know!). Suddenly a bright idea sparked in Li Ping's no-choice-but- to-be- cunning brain. She hauled Ah Pek outside and told him the perfect excuse.. that her friend is drunk in another pub and needs her help, so she 's gotta leave. Ah Pek, now distraught with reality, realised her disinterest and tell Li Ping to fcuk off and gave her $50 tip for her troubles. But knn, Li Ping want to go, dont want to go. Maybe she scared kena fcuked by her okt. But she disappeared anyway.

Ah Pek re-entered ktv room, everyone ask him where girl? He said "she fcuked off" so phone calls were quickly made and before long, okt was back in ktv room with a crying Li Ping and a scene erupted as okt screamed his lungs off at the poor thing china girl kena abused and victimised. Must be Ah Pek's fault hor. Li Ping all in tears now and even smashed her handphone but she in this line got no choice right, so pitiful. Ah Pek so sad, Li Ping so sad, everybody drunk and the night have to go on right and so do the booking!!

What a crap, completely useless piece of fiction you say? Ok la. I stop tolking kok here unless pple wanna hear somemore of this really fictional tale........... (my apologies ah, just a bored uncle tolking kok here ok, none of the above true hor, just pure fiction ok)

Aiyah, brother assassinator, complete the story lah. My heart itchy leh.

So Ah Pek booked Li Ping and what up next. End up with a happy cock and a tired cunt?

Lauhero u very blurr hor. Did'nt you understand bro assassinator very tongue in cheek with his references!! The example you quoted is actually his!!! Ha ha, well done bro assassinator. I think we all know who "Ah Pek" really is!please continue with yr great piece of "fiction", bro.

Do u know I am scanning this forum so constantly its almost a full time job. It's really great fun and reading all sorts of funny postings!!!