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My worst nightmare
This is my story to share. Real or not? Up to bros out there. Like what the title says, MY WORST NIGHTMARE, it’s a woman I got to know from my campmate whom got to know her playing WOW. Here’s how it began.
In camp during duty. Me: Siao eh. Boring leh. Got girls to intro? K: Don’t have la. If got I sure keep for myself. (Not Steady) Me: Swee, everytime I got good stuffs, sure share with you, now ask you to share you like this. K: Ok la, don’t say I not steady, this is her number. “Takes out his phone” 98xxxxx7, her name is J. Say properly first hor, this girl I never see her before. I got to know her playing WOW. She asked me to be her part time boyfriend, to accompany her go out with her friends cos her friends kept asking why she no bf, everything all on her. But I always reject. Don’t tell her I gave you her number, cos I need her in WOW. (: Me: Wah. Good what, free food, free gifts, free fuck. K: LOL then you go sian her lor. Me: K (: thanks man. K: Welcome, sir coming liao, don’t talk. Didn’t had time to text J cos after my sir left, we went back to bunk and sleep. Tried my first SMS to her the next day after duty. Me: Hi, may I know who is this? (Act one don’t know her) (Waited for nearly half the day and suddenly, BEEP BEEP BEEP). J: This is J, Who are you? How you got my number? Me: I am Me, found your number in my phonebook, was curious so texted you. (Old school) J: I don’t know you. Don’t text me already. (SAD LIAO LOR!) Me: But why? I mean, surely there’s a reason why your number is in my phonebook ma. J: What’s the reason then? Me: I don’t know. J: Don’t know then don’t talk so much. I don’t talk to strangers. ( -.- knn, sibei dao) go eat first. continue later. |
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Re: My worst nightmare
Continuing from, “J: Don’t know then don’t talk so much. I don’t talk to strangers. ( -.- knn, sibei dao)”should i continue? |
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Re: My worst nightmare
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与其诅咒黑暗,不如燃起蜡烛。 |
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Re: My worst nightmare
Dao girls are the best.. lol
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Re: My worst nightmare
pls continue ....luv to see ppl kena night mare ...
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Re: My worst nightmare
It was about 7pm that day I received a SMS from J again.
J: Are you going to tell me who you are? I was super pissed off that time. I don’t like to repeat things over and over again. So I replied her. Me: I AM FUCKING TELLING YOU NOW MY NAME IS me. AND I FOUND YOUR FUCKING NUMBER IN MY PHONEBOOK. AND IF YOU ARE NOT OK WITH IT. FINE. I ALREADY SAID I WILL NOT CONTACT YOU. WHY MUST YOU KEEP ASK AND ASK AND ASK?! THOUGHT YOU DON’T LIKE TO TALK TO STRANGERS? WTF ARE YOU DOING NOW? J: I am sorry; I thought you were my friend whom quarrelled days ago. Me: I am not that friend you quarrelled with ok? If you need someone to talk, tell me and I will accompany you. Waited for like 30mins then she replied. J: You free? M: Yeah why? J: Feeling bored. Me: Oh. Go sleep? J: Nah, don’t feel like. We exchanged SMS for like the whole day. Got to know that she’s now age, 31, her working life is quite hectic, doing electronic sales. Like no life so no bf. Me: I be your bf la! Hahahaha. J: Siao. I also never see you before furthermore, you so young only. M: Age is a number only la. Looks, I am quite bar bar, standing at 1.79m. J: Oh. See how first lor. Anyway, really sorry about that time M: Aiya, its okay la. J: Send you something to see want? M: Send what? J: Later you will know. Me: Ok. Last edited by BONGS; 27-02-2012 at 09:53 PM. |
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Forgetting I cant view MMS.
J: Sent. M: I cant view MMS. What you sent? J: A pic of my tits. M: What?! I cant view leh!!! J: Too bad lor. M: What a waste. But why out of a sudden? J: Don’t know. Just felt like doing so. M: I gotta change a phone. J: HAHAHA. Talk to you some other time. M: Ok! (kena liao la) In Camp Me: k, half ho seh half bo ho she. K: what’s the ho seh part? Me: Ho seh part is that, J sent me a photo of her tits !!!! K: Wow. Ok, then whats the bo ho seh part? M: Which is that, my fucking phone can’t see MMS!!!! K: HAHAHAHAHAH. Song bo. See live one la. Psycho her. Sure can one.. M: So near yet so far. Sure got one day I will eat her. (: K: ………… Booked out. Reached home about 1.30am after gaming with my friends, and I can remember it so clearly is becos my nightmare begins. Received a SMS from J. J: HOTEL 81 DICKSON ROAD #xx-xx Me: Wtf? Now? Are you sending mass SMS? J: Yes, now… I send to you only. *Me* (HO SEH LIAO LA, this time kena liao). Me: Okok. You wait for me. I chop chop come down. |
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Chop chop go bathe. First impression is very impt. Make sure my body is cleaned. Little bro properly washed. Perfumed myself. Went down, super lucky, got taxi.
Me: Uncle, Hotel 81 dickson road. TU: wah, so late still got exercise? Me: ya lor. Last min one. *grins* 25mins later. TU: $31.20 Super expensive. This must be a good fuck otherwise, waste cabfare. Took the lift up, lighted a stick of cigarette. Searched and searched for the room. AHHHHHHHHHHHH! FINALLY. #xx-xx. I knocked on the door lightly and took a huge puff of smokes. SUDDENLY!!! I heard footsteps like dinosaur or something is approaching the door. Sorry bro, need to go out already. Let me know if i should continue not. Will be back soon. |
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Re: My worst nightmare
Continue la bro!! This is getting more and more sexciting hahahah!
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footstep like dino...sounds so...but nvm...CONTINUE PLS...
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LoL! No wonder it's a nightmare
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Re: My worst nightmare
Camping here for the juicy part.....
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Re: My worst nightmare
camping here...
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Re: My worst nightmare
LOL brudder I think I laughed out loud like 3 times reading your story!!
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