30 days challenge: A fight against humping instinct.

[mondaygreen]

Guys are always guys you see. We steal glimpse of voluptuous girls and started talking. The more we talk, we ended up on sex-related topics. That eventually leads to fantasizing. *All guys love to hump*

So here is how it went, but somehow ended up in a WRONG direction:

-- After looking at a few gorgeous girls in CBD, … --

Friend: I know I had to do it once a day. Same for you. If 2-3 days never do, confirm bth 1.
Me: What to do, it's called the blueprint of evolution. Don't do no kia, no kia population drop, eventually human race gone. But that's not gonna happen cos we are build to hump like animals. Only biggest difference is we have evolved to manufacture and utilize condoms.
Friend: That's so true.
We both laughed.
Friend: Hump. Hmmm… Hump. I like that word. You know every time I buy lak sa or char kway teow, those aunties always ask me, "Ai hum mai?". Ai HUMP mai? Wah siao liao lah, I gonna end up thinking every time those aunties asking me want to hump her a not.
I was LMAO. Then I said,
Me: Ehhhh! For fck sake, can you stop talking about that. It's blending into my fantasies wrong in every ways. See lah, my baby brother buey kea liao. Friend laughed.
Friend: Okok... Back to the previous subject, what do you do if you "bth"?
Me: Unload it. In times of emergency, left hand. If my left hand is tired, I use right hand. I have cross-dominance power. Haha…
Friend: LOL. That's sick. I use my right hand nia, nothing comes out.
I LOLed.
Friend: But what happens if you don't do it and tahan?
Me: What?! Seriously?
Friend: Yes.
Me: Haven't tried holding back before. I have always let it go when necessary unless too preoccupied. How 'bout you?
Friend: Longest 22 days without.
Me: No shit!
Friend: Yep. Longest days of my life.
Me: How did you feel?
Friend: You gotta try it to know how it felt. It's like having 3 meals a day, gradually having 2 meals a day, to having 1 meal a day, eventually 1 meal every 2-3 days kinda feeling. The hunger eats away your mental state. Or should I say, lust.
Me: Ai seh. Your the man. BUT I can beat 22 days easy. Then your my bitch. Haha… *It just came out of my mouth =/*
Friend: A challenge ah?! Sui. You beat my record, I give your 2k.
Me: 2k?!! How about I give you 2k you go restart for 22 days again?
Both of us gave a big smile.
Friend: Ok. 30 days. You can tahan 30days without unloading I give you 5k. If you unloading anytime within that period, you forfeit 3k. Fair right?
Me: Sui!

-- We went on talking about how it should go, the rules, when to start and when to end. --

Somehow I felt like I just made a trade with the devil.

30 days no unloading!! This starting to sound very difficult for me since I have always unload on a daily to 2-3 days basis. Well, let see how it goes.

I will add in the rules we discussed tomorrow.

[players]

9quote]those aunties always ask me, "Ai hum mai?". Ai HUMP mai? Wah siao liao lah, I gonna end up thinking every time those aunties asking me want to hump her a not.[/quote]

this part very funny... ha ha ha

[mondaygreen]

Basket, bad for imagination lah~hahaha

[SammyFish]

how is your friend going to monitor if you gap or not?

[asdfghjkl]

nice title.. camping here.. give you free picture..

http://ragecollection.com.nyud.net/i...e-accepted.png

[MdmVodka]

Woah, interesting... *build tent*

[MdmVodka]

Woah, interesting... *build tent*

[indomitable]

Popcorns and coke in hands.

[ssholic3141]

Pretty interesting challenge you have here. Once the 30 days are up, I wonder what crazy stuff are you going to do to "release", haha!

[Hanoimaw]

What about wet dreams? If I dun release for a while, I will automatic release during sleep. Very messy so I prefer to pcc sometimes.

[timmyh]

U either go crazy or attain enlightenment. Good luck.

[mondaygreen]

Pai seh for the late reply.

I have been "ah-humm...", attending to my baby brother a few times today. Giving him all the love and hope to last a month.

Reason being is that the challenge starts officially tomorrow. So you know lah, last day last min die die must cum a few times~lol

Rules of engagement are actually simple.
1. First and most important, No intentional unloading!
2. Unintentional unloading, e.g. wet dreams, doesn't count. So it's fine. This will answer Haniomaw's question.
3. If your partner HJ you while your sleeping and you unload, that's fine. But if you are awake or woke up during the last min before cumming and feel the "high", you forfeit.
4. If your drunk and you unload, you forfeit. Only when you are unaware and don't get the "high", your fine. Such as partner HJ you while drunk, sleeping like a log, unload and dont feel the high, that's fine.
5. My friend even further challenge me: having sex is fine, so long as you don't unload. Because choosing to have sex is intentional. So if unloading comes after, its a forfeit of the challenge. *This was when I gave him the WTF look and said, "You expect me to have sex and not cum? Dude your a sadist sia!"

For one, this title shouldn't be against humping instinct cos my friend say you can hump all you want. BUT no unloading. He's a sadist I tell you! lol

All in all, the 1 and only rule is no intentional unloading.

Originally Posted by SammyFish

how is your friend going to monitor if you gap or not?

He's not. He trust me to monitor myself. He knows I am a man of word. Lying to others is bad, but lying to yourself, that's sad and pitiful. This is not just a challenge between my friend and I anymore, it's a challenge for myself as well. To see if I can endure such "torment"~lol

Let's see how it goes. I still have 50mins left to tomorrow!! Got to make full use of the remaining time.

[mondaygreen]

Originally Posted by timmyh

U either go crazy or attain enlightenment. Good luck.

Haha thx.

I will try my best. Hopefully for the better.

Else I can always go the easy way and forfeit. But now its no longer about the $$, it's going to be my pride and proud achievement that I can mark down on my life history. hehe...


Oh btw I forget to mention, my friend will be treating me to KTV/niteclubbing runs on a weekly basis. He die die want me lose~lol I am up for it, here's where my self-discipline persevere.

[mondaygreen]

Originally Posted by asdfghjkl

nice title.. camping here.. give you free picture..

http://ragecollection.com.nyud.net/i...e-accepted.png

For a moment, I thought you were gonna put up pics of nudes girls~hahaha

[eeemen]

Sounds serious ha ha, camping here too to join the crowd, cheers broS .................