how to start a HUAT CHYE church, temple or whatever

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lst of all, u got to get a very good talker maybe like gohmengseng.

then u decide the majority of all the money cows' belief is (eg. xtian, buddh, muslim or hindu....etc)

then u find a location which is easily accessible for all the moneycows to gather and moni-moni-cum.

next u need "testimonies" - live one or dead one also can. those jokers must be imbecile and must be very outspoken to share little "hooleey" details such as manifestation of hooleey spirits, sighting of thousand arms creatures and all those craps.

once u ve all these con gadgets in place, MONI MONI SURE CUM!!

HUAT ARH!!

and pretty soon, who's kong hee huat chye? he would be history and preaching in change holiday resort indefinitely. :D:D:D


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