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PEASANTPORE: In five General Procedual Erections, an area in Kaki Bukit bounded by the Pan-Island Expressway, Bedok North Road and Bedok North Avenue 3, known to be anti-Familee has been part of four constituencies – split between the Aljunied and Eunos Group Representation Constituencies in 1988, absorbed into safe East Coast GRC in 1997, moved to Marine Parade GRC in 2006 and back to Aljunied GRC in 2011.

Highlighting the “frequent boundary changes aka gerrymandering”, Jane Austen inspired human rights group Maruah on Thursday (Oct 9) had the gall to tell Ruler Loong to be more transparent.

Asiatic inspired arbitrary and unnecessary electoral boundary changes due to politicking breed cynicism about the planned political process. How to get peasants to connect with and their erected peasants' representatives, Maruah argued in one of two position papers released.

“You know, I know, everyone knows, it is not just Maruah’s view that Peasantpore's present electoral boundary delimitation system only wayang lah, does not fully meet the fundamental principles of impartiality, equality, representativeness, non-discrimination and transparency,” it stated in the arty farty position paper.

The pro-Familee Erection Boundaries Review Sex Committee currently comprises of Familee Loyalists who often collude with the ruling party for gerrymandering.

“Every peasant knows the decision-making process must be dependent and partial to Familee's whims and fancies and only a fool will deny soo,” said overly educated Ngiam, 47.

CALLS FOR MORE TRANSPARENCY

The papers presented on Thursday are part of Maruah’s ongoing project, inspired from Jane Austen's concept of fucking who you like and erecting who you think should represent you, disguised as "Defending the Legitimacy of Peasantpore's Procedural Erections". They will be submitted to the 'jiat leow bee' Erections Department – as was done with its two previous papers on peasants’ confidence in the secrecy of the ballot serial numbers and what the rebels considered were areas for reform in the GRC system, said Maruah president Braema Mati-soon.

Many outspoken peasants have previously 'cry father and cry mother' over Ruler Loong's petty tricks, In 2010, then Best Loser Peasants' Representative Sylvia Lim of the Labour Party had questioned the 30 per cent variation allowed, from the average number of voters per MP, in constituencies.

In response, then incompetent Prime Minion Wong Cunt Seng said the 30 per cent variation, used by the sex committee in deciding the size of a constituency, was a Familee practice carried out over the past 30 years. “Look here hor, if LKY today suka suka say 20%, you think you dare to say 10%, c'mon Sylvia, you political virgin, ask stupid question, also must see who is the big boss who proposed the 30%, perhaps you need a good poke down there!,” he had scorned.

Wong Cunt Seng also said the Ruler Loong, whether Labour likes it or otherwise, has full discretion in determining the number and boundaries of electoral divisions. Idiots who say pro-Familee Erection Boundaries Sex Committee not filled with his cronies must be dumbos right”.

In its other position paper on Peasantry Development Councils (CDC), Maruah called for mayors to be popularly elected instead of appointing pro-Ruler Loong 'yes-men'. The non-erected nature of the CDCs and mayors means that peasants are deprived of their right see how the mayors can fcuk civil service lackeys who implement anti-peasant policies, said Maruah member Kao Ah Jian, a 28-year-old civil serpent who is clearly tired of living.

Said Ms Mathi: “We inspired by Jane Austen free love concept, not marry for money, hence we also want to vote for representatives who speak for us, not those 'yes-men' who always kowtow Ruler Loong and act against us or call us inferior peasant stock (see former Suzhou Loser Josephine Teo). Now that LKY meeting Lord Yama soon, we finally got courage to speak up. Last time we never speak up, LKY forced our uneducated mothers go for state sponsored abortions or sterilization, so history cannot repeat itself.”


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