Ministry of Evil Minion Heng $wee $wee Talks Cock Sing Song

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PEASANTPORE: Well Paid Education Minion and smooth talker Heng $wee $wee has said Peasants must continue to loyal to the Lees under the guise of a harmonious society, regardless of the deities they worship daily.

As the Lee Dynasty turns 50, he urged the Peasants to reflect on how its pioneers are deceived by late Dictator LKY.

"You know, I know, the Brits used the 'Divide and Conquer' strategy to rule Peasantpore. Late Dictator LKY followed this SOP with a twist, whether they Neh, Mat or Chink, after the Brits left, they all kowtow to LKY.,” revealed Minion Heng.

“In old Imperial China, the Emperors used Son of Heaven to unite the Chinks, Moses proclaim him as 'Chosen One', otherwise KNNCCB you think the Jewish nobles will listen to him 'talk cock sing song meh? So by asking all peasants to kowtow LKY, this rejects Umno Ultra's Racist Policies and put peasantpore on course to be a sweatshop for Ang Mohs and the Japs."

He was speaking at an event called SG50 Sex Swing, which was held at the Nanyang Polytechnic Stadium on Saturday afternoon (Jun 20). It was organised by Tammy's Sex Society and was a prelude to the society's annual "Inter Racial Inter Sex Harmony Nite", which will be held on Jul 12.

The event saw 3,578 peasants being part of the country's largest Zumba dance to date.

In true Lee Dynasty's propaganda fashion, kampung participants came from all races and religions. Amilia Amil, one of the participants, joined with her friends despite having to don a Ninja style attire.

“We are Wahhabist Moslems, strictly speaking women must wear Ninja attire but no choice lah, got to show that despite we follow Wahhabist teaching, we must sarpok Lee Dynasty to celebrate with the rest of the pagans and X'tians," she said.

"It's a wonderful feeling for me,” said Chairlackey of the Thye Hua Kwan Moral Society Lee Ah Siang. “As a loyal stooge of the Lees, I am well paid, live in a condo, enjoy lavish holidays annually and get to recite corny lines e.g. "We're all peasants, we're all for Ruler Loong. 吾皇万岁万岁万万岁！"


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