My fuckings in HK,Macau,SZ

Hong Kong FR #1

Hi there Bros,

Just returned from a business trip to the jewel of the orient. Having sampled some of the earthly pleasures there, I thought of contributing a series of FRs to broaden the knowledge of fellow explorers travelling to Hong Kong.

FR on Ice (Hop Yee D 9/F):

Before I set out, I did a bit of research on the internet (on www.sex141.com). As I was staying at Excelsior, I searched for girls in the vicinity, and found the biggest concentration of f***able chicks at Hop Yee building on Lockhart Rd. So I made a "hit list", based on the pics and English knowledge of the girls.

Armed with a streetmap, I set out to find Hop Yee bldg. It proved to be quite a formidable task, even though the building was clearly marked on the map. Finally, found the narrow shabby entrance and took the rickety lift to 7th floor. My target was Happy Nuts (http://www.sex141.com/php-en/memberDetail.php?id=3144 ) on G 7/F, as I was intrigued by her profile. But when I got there, I saw a notice saying she will be back at 11:30pm. Since it was only 8:00pm, I decided to go for the 2nd name on my list.

She was on the 9th floor, and instead of waiting for the lift, I took the stairs. Big mistake. The stairs have no illumination at all, and I groped my way up the stairs, bumping in to weird things that I was glad I couldn't see.

Anyway, made it to 9th floor, and rang the bell on Ivy's apartment (D 9/F http://www.sex141.com/php-en/memberDetail.php?id=2714 ). She was wearing a see-thru negligee and a lace panties (like in the photos) when she opened the door and flashed a sexy smile. She helped me undress, and we stepped in to the shower together. After a thorough scrubbing, she dried me with a towel (there was a pile of fresh towels, unlike some 141 places, where there is only one - yuck), and lead me to the bed.

After a long and sensuous licking on my nipples, she moved slowly down and started licking my balls. At this point, I told her I would like to do 69. So she capped me, then straddled my chest, offering me her delectable little pussy, while she went to work on my brother. She shuddered as I licked her love button, and moved her hips in tune with my tongue, with the appropriate sound effects. I moved my tongue to her tight ass while she was doing the same to me, and her body shuddered with delight. However, when I tried to folllow it up with a finger up her ass, she immediately jumped away, vaporizing all my hopes of landing an anal

Her pussy was quite tight, and I f***ed her in many positions for almost half an hour. I blew my load in my favourite position - her kneeling on the bed with head and shoulders lying on the matress, and her hands cupping her buttocks and pulling them slightly apart, exposing a beautiful view of the asshole and pussy.

Afterwards, she gave me a shower, then sat on the bed with me, talking about herself and asking questions about me. She told me her real name was Maggie, and that she is mixed: father from HK and mother from Shen Yan. When I told her that I have been to Shen Yan, she became so excited and asked me a lot of questions about the place. When she learned that I am based in Singapore, she showed me a pewter merlion that a singaporean "friend" had given her.

After a long chit-chat session, during which she gave me her phone number ("you call me from Singapore, IDD, yes?") and I gave her one of my e-mail addresses, I took my leave (would've stayed longer, but I was hungry after all that exercise).

So here's the score:
Face: 8/10 - classic angular face and long red hair, luscious lips. Would have given 9, but her front teeth were somewhat discoloured.
Body: 9/10 - perfect proportions, smooth unblemished honey-coloured skin. Perfect juicy round buttocks, which make me hard even when I think of them. Very, very sexy.
Boobs: 7/10 - nice cuppable breasts with large brown pencil-eraser nipples. A bit saggy, though (maybe due to excessive "manhandling"?)
CBJ: 5/10 - standard blow. Nothing special. Doesn't do BBBJ.
AR: 5/10 - perfunctory. No "poison dragon drill" here.
FJ: 8/10 - surprisingly tight pussy. Willing to assume multiple positions, and follows instructions well.
Attitude: 9/10 - very GF-like. No hurrying, no watching TV over your shoulder while you are screwing her, "authentic" sound effects. Cuddly and chatty post-sex. Seems to be quite partial to singaporeans and expats based in singapore.
Damage: 380 HK$.

Cheers,
TFN

Oops, made a mistake in the 4th para (Anyway, made it to 9th floor, and rang the bell on Ivy's apartment...). The chick's nick is ICE, not Ivy. Ivy was the one I had the next day. But that's another FR.

TFN

Hong Kong FR#2

FR on Ivy (Hop Yee C 6/F)

The next day, I got back to the hotel a bit early, had a snack and headed back to Hop Yee Bldg. This time, I found it easily. Again, my target was "happy nuts", but as soon as I stepped out of the elevator, I saw a guy entering her apartment. Damn. Ok, back to the list (and BTW, this is why it is important to make a list of alternatives when you go to the 1 floor 1 places).

Second on the list was Ivy. In selecting her, I only looked at the pics (looks pretty sexy). However, blinded by desire, I made one of the mistakes that a newbie would make: Never (repeat: never) go for a girl, whose pictures don't show her belly.

I took the elevator down to 6th floor (did not dare to try the steps), and rang the bell on apartment C. Ivy ( http://www.sex141.com/php-en/memberDetail.php?id=2714 ) opened the door in a long black spaghetti strap dress. Her profile says she speaks only cantonese, but she managed a few words of english.

When she took off her dress, I saw the mistake I had made. She had had a child, and there were faint stretch marks and wrinkles on her belly skin, as well as a faded linea nigra (the black pigmented line that appears in pregnant women, running down from the navel). Not too bad actually, but I was expecting a stunner like Ice, so it was a bit of a let down.

After the shower, she asked me to lie down on the bed and gently massaged my brother with her boobs until the rascal stood to attention. Then she capped me, and gave me a hot/cold blow job. The BJ was slow and good, and she was using her tongue expertly to tickle the underside of the cockhead. She finished with an ice cold blow job, then changed condoms and sat on my erect cock. After the cold blow, her pussy felt warm and nice. However, it was a bit loose, and I could not feel the customary pop of the vaginal sphincter expanding as her pussy engulfed me.

The sound effects were absolutely fake, and in between she kept on yelling "happy honey, happy honey", which sort of freaked me out. After her riding me for a few minutes, we swapped to missionary. Her body was remarkably flexible, and at one point, I was even f***ing her with her knees literally behind her ears. Again, I finished in doggie style, but I was not able to explain to her how to assume the "pussy pout" variation of the doggie style. She kept arching up her back, which made her pussy point downwards, instead of up.

Post-sex was a bit hurried, but she gave me a thorough wash. Yes, she had fresh towels.

The score:
Face: 7/10 - round face with shoulder length brown hair. Looking at her pics, I was expecting an oval face. I don't like round faces much, but she is definitely pretty. There's a gap between her front teeth, which ruins the smile.
Body: 5/10 - the loose skin, stretch marks and linea nigra on the belly ruin an otherwise solid body.
Boobs: 6/10 - a bit saggy with long nipples. She gives a nice boob massage.
CBJ: 8/10 - nice hot/cold CBJ with nice tongue play. Slow and unhurried. She appears to enjoy giving BJ.
AR: 0/10 - none.
Anal: didn't try
FJ: 6/10 - pussy doesn't feel tight. But she is quite flexible, and can be "bent" to imaginative positions. However, my lack of chinese was the limiting factor. Also, the "happy honey" litany freaked me out.
Attitude: 7/10 - good service attitude. But post-sex is hurried.
Damage: HK$380

At the same price category, Ice (D 9/F) is a better value for money.

Next: Will the intrepid sexplorer finally get to f*** this "happy nuts" he is chasing after? Will it be worth it? Or will he be terribly disappointed? Tune in to the next exciting installment of "Hong Kong FR". Until then, good night and wet dreams, boys and girls!

Hong Kong FR#3

FR on Happy Nuts (Hop Yee G 7/F)

The next day, armed with the determination to somehow bust my nuts inside Happy Nuts, I made my way to the now familiar Hop Yee building. Took the death-trap elevator to the 7th floor, and went up to apartment G. Her door is decorated with suggestive signs, and a handwritten message on the wall says "Come In". Someone had added the word "mouth" just after it.

The board hanging on the door said "welcome", so I rang the bell. Happy Nuts ( http://www.sex141.com/php-en/memberDetail.php?id=3144 ) answered the door, wearing a black dress (black seems to be the favourite colour in this building) ending well above her knees. She greeted me in fluent English like a long lost friend, and offered me a cold drink. I could see at once where the "happy" part of the name came from. She was bubbly, chatty and smiling all the time.

She was chatting even when she showered me: she told how her grandmother emigrated from Japan, that my body hair was so sexy, that she studied in an English school etc, etc. It was so funny and entertaining.

After the shower she gave me a body lick, then told me she was going to do something the other girls can't do. She started to give me a BBBJ, using her tongue to lick my shaft up and down. When my brother was rock hard and wet, she reached in to a box at the side of the bed and pulled out a listerine pocket-pak. She put one film on her tongue, then used her tongue to coat my shaft with the melted listerine film. It felt great, and I had to try hard to keep myself in control. Then she applied a condom, and gave me a deep-throat blow job, moving up and down the shaft, while rubbing her finger (on which she smeared some of the melted listerine earlier) around my asshole, making it tingle with the mint sting. That was definitely something I hadn't experienced before.

After the BJ, she changed the condom, and sat on my pole, and then leaned forward and lay on top of me, and brought her legs together, so that she was completely lying on top of me. I could feel that her pussy was not tight as I slipped in, but then she started contracting her pelvic muscles, massaging my cock inside her pussy. This girl has fabulous muscle control. She kept on squeezing and relaxing her pussy, while lying absolutely still on my body. When I put my hands on her buttocks, I could feel the rock hard muscles squeezing beneath her skin. This was nothing like I had experienced before.

After a few minutes, I could feel her tiring, and her body was covered with a sheen of sweat. I started pumping up, grinding her clit against my pubic bone, and she seemed to enjoy it very much. I could feel her pussy becoming wetter and wetter. After a while, purely out of habit, I cupped her buttocks with my hand and started rubbing my finger around her asshole. She didn't seem to mind, so I went a bit further and inserted the tip of my finger in to her asshole. Instead of stopping me, she seemed to become more excited, and started moaning louder, and rubbed her clit against me even more vigorously.

She is an extremely wet girl, with the juices practically dripping out of her pussy. Each time we changed position she would grab a piece of tissue and wipe her pussy dry, perhaps to prevent staining the sheets.

After a while we switched to missionary, and I f***ed her with both her legs resting around my neck. We tried various other positions, and then switched to doggy. She was able to do the "pussy pout" (with the back arching down, pushing the ass up in to the air, and bringing the pussy in to full view). While fucking her in this position, I resumed my invasion of her asshole with my finger. As she didn't seem to mind, I slipped my cock out of her dripping pussy, and pressed it against her asshole. It penetrated slowly, but as nearly the whole of my cockhead was engulfed, I could feel her suddenly stiffening as in pain, and the anal sphincter slammed shut, preventing my incursion further. Giggling, she grabbed my cock and directed it back to her pussy. I shot my load in her pussy soon after.

The post-sex was unhurried, although I could see on the CCTV monitor that 2 clients were already waiting for her outside her door. She gave me a leisurely shower, gave me another drink, and sat beside me on the bed and chatted for a while. She told me she enjoys the job, and that she had 3 orgasms while we were f***ing. She told me she had been an office girl until 3 years ago, when she lost her job and had to take up this job out of necessity. She is quite proud of the reviews her clients had posted on the net about her, and said that she gets a lot of foreign clients, especially Japanese, because of those reviews. When I asked her about her weird nick, she said it was a literal translation of her chinese name.

And the score:
Face: 8/10 - pretty delicate face which looks more Japanese than Chinese. But she should consider changing her hair style
Body: 7/10 - nicely built, but nothing exceptional. No flab.
Boobs: 7/10 - nice, firm, with small pointed nipples - my favourite variety
BBBJ: 9/10 - I loved the part with listerine
CBJ: 8/10 - deepthroat, with good suction
AR: None. But she rubbed her finger around my asshole, if that counts. Nope, it doesn't.
Anal: almost. Next time, baby. Next time.
FJ: 9/10 - great feeling. The thing with the cunt muscles is unbelievable.
Attitude: 9/10 - very GF-like. Friendly and accomodating. Seems to enjoy the job. Doesn't hurry you.
Damage: HK$450

Well, there you go, folks. I was glad to find out that reviews about Happy Nuts were really true.

Happy Nuts would have been the crowning fuck of my stay in HK this time, if it wasn't for the beautiful angel from heaven I met the next day, who made me the happiest man on earth for a while, but took a piece of my heart and soul when she went away . Don't blame me, I'm a sucker for Russian girls. More about it in the next FR (if I can find the time to compose my thoughts and write it).

[cbjuiceyumseng]

Thanks bro for the well-written FRs on your fucks in one-floor one in hongkong and welcom to this club

One thing irritating me about one-floor one girls is that they tend to disappear after a shortwhile due to visa problems i think....some good fucks i had in hongkong can never be found again lah. But now i tend to take phone numbers of those memorable ones.....they operate in homebase zhuhai mostly.

[apsx]

Their visa usually lasts for a week to 2 weeks.....had ask some abt tis visa thingy...as their stay are short term oni....hit n run

[sznewkid]

Brother Seng,

I bought the prono magazine "long Hu Bao" and saw some advertisements inside. It says they can send a girl to your hotel/apartment, with the kind of girl you want. Do you know anything about that?


Thanks.

[Sinoview]

Originally Posted by sznewkid

Brother Seng,

I bought the prono magazine "long Hu Bao" and saw some advertisements inside. It says they can send a girl to your hotel/apartment, with the kind of girl you want. Do you know anything about that?


Thanks.

Wow...you literally really like yr nick "new kid" is it ???

Many "horiffied" stories of bad experiences with these triad members or gangsters have been reported by many samsters since many years back you still don't know hah ????? Many almost their pants.... I thought the whole world knew about this "old con" job which is like day time robbery ???

I'm very surprise you bring it out here....Sign.

You better stay away from it......

[PuTonRen]

Originally Posted by sznewkid

Brother Seng,

I bought the prono magazine "long Hu Bao" and saw some advertisements inside. It says they can send a girl to your hotel/apartment, with the kind of girl you want. Do you know anything about that?


Thanks.

Stay Away at all cost. There are many many incidents shared by the Brothers here. Let me give you a brief one that I read from the forum:

A Bro bought the same magazine as you did. Dialed a number in the magazine for a girl. The girl came, ok standard. After the job, she said that she was under-age. Unless the bro agreed to pay her $XXXXX, she would ask her boy friend (was told he was downstair) to call the police.

My 2 cent worth

[vaxvms]

hai juz go sex141.com see see
since so many good reports from brother here sure no problem
tink have to try 1 b4 coming back SIN next wk
so if i stayin in exceilor hotel i have to choose causeway bay wan liao rite...
hmmm.....
went in see too many good bonk....
nite time of cos go LKF hunting for chick heehee
any good pub to intro or any bro in HKG to chiong?
or better any in beihai haha

[Looksee]

Originally Posted by vaxvms

hai juz go sex141.com see see
since so many good reports from brother here sure no problem
tink have to try 1 b4 coming back SIN next wk
so if i stayin in exceilor hotel i have to choose causeway bay wan liao rite...
hmmm.....
went in see too many good bonk....
nite time of cos go LKF hunting for chick heehee
any good pub to intro or any bro in HKG to chiong?
or better any in beihai haha

Bro

Another good site is best161.

Enjoy.

Hi Bros,

Here's a list of "resource sites" for those who want to sexplore HK 1-floor-1 girls:

www.sex141.com
www.161sex.com
www.best161.com
www.lady168.com
www.man169.com
www.1l1f.com

Some are in chinese, but you can use altavista to translate the pages.

Hi Bros,

Finally sat down and wrote the final report of my HK trip.

Hong Kong FR#4: My Russian Angel

On my last night in HK, I had no f*** plans at all. I was getting tired of going in to the decrepit Hop Yee building and laying the 1-floor-1 girls. So, on my
last night in HK I decided to spare my brother. After dinner, I sort of "wandered" in to Mong Kok area, and as soon as I emerged from the MTR, it began to drizzle. Taking this as a sign from God, I decided to look for "shelter" on nearby Portland Street. While walking along, soaking in the rain and looking for a suitable "shelter" I saw an illuminated sign board set on the streetside, advertising Russian, Thai, China and local girls. The place was No.270, Portland St. So, taking this as another sign that God didn't want me to commit the sin of masturbation tonight, I went up the stairs.

Before I go on, there is a confession I have to make. Long long ago, in a distant galaxy far, far away, when I was still young and naive, a beautiful Russian girl stole my heart. I loved her with all my heart, and she loved me. But it never turned out the way we hoped. After fabulous 3 yrs of pure bliss, she gave up her job (and me) and returned to Russia to take care of her ailing mother. She promised she would return, but as time went on, we grew distant. An old school friend of hers started helping her to take care of her mom, and Katya ended up marrying him. Sorry for the sob story, but this sort of explains why I went up those stairs.

The "front office" consisted of a small dim room with a desk, and a muscled goon wedged behind it. As I approached the desk, a small wiry guy materialized from the shadows like a genie, and asked me something in chinese. So I turned to him and asked in English how much it would be to have a Russian girl. He wrote the figure "690" on a piece of paper. I countered with "500". Thus began the immortal game of wits called bargaining. In the end, we ended up with "650" (yeah, yeah. I know. I lost.) All this while, the muscled goon behind the desk didn't even blink.

The wiry guy lead me to a small room with a TV and a tiny shower. I told him I wanted to see the girls first. He nodded and went out. After about 15 minutes, the door opened and an angel walked in. "Priviyet", I said, and she returned the greeting in a voice like a thousand silver bells. I didn't even spare a glance at the other 3 devushki who followed her in, and told the
guy I wanted her.

She was pleasently surprised that I could speak Russian (though it's kinda rusty after all these years). She told me her name was Lena (which is a
shortened form for Yelena). She was a classic Russian beauty with an hourglass figure. Slightly curly golden blonde hair framed her delicate face with high cheekbones. A hint of black eye liner brought out her light green eyes. I know it's sacrilege to say this, but my Katya couldn't have held a candle to her.

Lena knelt beside the bed and took off my shoes. Then she seductively unbuttoned my shirt, hung it on the hook, and turned her attention to the fly of my jeans. Giggling at the bulge in my underwear, she rubbed it, making it bigger. Unable to control myself any longer, I started tugging at her clothes. She took the hint and removed them, exposing her perky white breasts with pink conical nipples, and a sexy black thong. The thong came off next, revealing a neatly groomed patch of pubic hair, and I knew at last that she was a real blonde

As she showered me, she told me that she was 22 years old, and that she used to be a hairdresser in Nizhny Novgorod. When she asked me about how I learned to speak Russian, I told her that I used to be a KGB spy. She laughed and cracked a few dirty jokes about the KGB. Lena seemed uncomfortable about the "job" that she was in now, and I felt that she was trying to make this encounter in to a "girlfriend/boyfriend" thing to make herself feel better. Not that I am complaining.

After drying off, she got in to the bed with me. "I am going to make you remember this" she said, and she started kissing me in the face and neck, going gradually lower, stopping at interesting places like the nipples and navel. After reaching the feet, she moved up kissing along the inner thighs. At this point, you could have tied a russian flag to my pole and sung the Komsomol anthem. It was that hard.

She capped me (angels dont do bbbj - at least not with mere mortals like me, I guess), and gave me a blow job. I have no comments, adjectives etc about it, because it was an ordinary blow job. But it was special to me, because it was being done by an angel, whom I was madly in love with by then.

I reciprocated by going down on her. Her pussy was beautiful, with moist pink lips and a fresh, tangy taste. I nibbled on her tiny clit and thrust my tongue
deep in to her pink folds. She wrapped her thighs around my head and arched her back as she came (I thought she was going to squash my head with those
thighs).

Sex was like a dream. She rode me like a godess on horseback, her golden hair flung back over her shoulder. Missionary with my lips locked on her
nipples. Scissors. Spoons. Palm tree. Finally I came, thrusting like a maniac in doggie position. As I caught my breath, still lying on her back, she smiled
and said "Potselui menya" (kiss me). I slipped off her back (and out of her as well), lay beside her and kissed her on the lips. She returned the kiss, opening
up her lips, and soon we were frenching like lovers (with the condom still hanging on my dick).

We washed and dressed. Then we sat on the bed and talked. She told me about her family, how her father left when she was very young, about her mother and sister, their apartment, and how her mother would die if she knew about the "job" she is doing in HK. All that time, I was looking at her, drinking her in, wanting to hold her and tell her that I love her.

She told me that she and the other 3 girls had been to several other places that night, and she was the only one who got a client (that's me folks). She said that people didn't usually go for Russian girls because they were expensive.

"Ne privikla Ya k takoi rabotye" (I am not used to this kind of work) she said in the end, her eyes downcast. I held her and told her that she should not
be ashamed. She was not selling sex, I told her. She was healing by her touch. I was lonely and depressed that night, and she made me feel on top of the world. If psychiatrists charged by the hour for that kind of
work, why shouldn't she?

She smiled and said "Tyi takoi myilyi" (you are so nice), and kissed me on the lips. We kissed for a long long time, my hands tracing patterns down her dress. She dropped her hand to my lap, and pretended to be surprised by the bulge in my pants ("Nu shto zhe Ya sdelala?" - "Well, what have I done?" she exclaimed, her green eyes crinkling in a mischevous smile).

She unzipped the fly and shook hands with my brother. Soon it was erect and ready, and I thought she was just giving me a hand job (was a bit concerned about stuff spilling on my jeans, though). Then she stood
up, capped me, and reclined on the bed on her stomach, fully clothed, with her legs down to the floor, and hips jutting over the edge of the bed. "Vozmi menya" (take me) she said. I lifted up her skirt, pulled the crotch of the thongs to a side, and took her. It was incredibly erotic. I couldn't control myself, and came in 5 mins .

Before she left, I gave her 40 Euro, which had been lying in my wallet since my last trip to Holland. She seemed shy to accept it, and I told her to buy
something nice for her mom with it. As she kissed me goodbye, she whispered "Nadeyus yeshyo vstretimsya kogda-nibu'th" (hope we'll meet again someday).

No I didn't ask for her number, address or e-mail. I didn't set up another meeting or ask her out to dinner. I am not young anymore (pushing 36 now), and I am not naive anymore. And I am experienced enough to realize that when you meet an angel, you shouldn't wish for more.

I have been "active" in commercial sex for a very long time, this was not the first time I hired a Russian girl. And it wont be the last. But I couldn't sleep that night, thinking about my lost love Katya, fighting back the memories, forcing back the tears (woke up still drunk the next afternoon, and missed my
flight). That's the price I had to pay for the moments of bliss my beautiful angel Yelena granted me.

[sznewkid]

Originally Posted by Sinoview

Wow...you literally really like yr nick "new kid" is it ???

Many "horiffied" stories of bad experiences with these triad members or gangsters have been reported by many samsters since many years back you still don't know hah ????? Many almost their pants.... I thought the whole world knew about this "old con" job which is like day time robbery ???

I'm very surprise you bring it out here....Sign.

You better stay away from it......

Dear Bro Sino,

Yeah, sorry I am new to the scene. You know some Singaporeans very sua gu. There's always a first time, and that's why you are here to educate naive people like me! Thanks a lot anyway.

[Tr|pp|ng]

Originally Posted by thefirstname

Hong Kong FR#2

FR on Ivy (Hop Yee C 6/F)

The next day, I got back to the hotel a bit early, had a snack and headed back to Hop Yee Bldg. This time, I found it easily. Again, my target was "happy nuts", but as soon as I stepped out of the elevator, I saw a guy entering her apartment. Damn. Ok, back to the list (and BTW, this is why it is important to make a list of alternatives when you go to the 1 floor 1 places).

Second on the list was Ivy. In selecting her, I only looked at the pics (looks pretty sexy). However, blinded by desire, I made one of the mistakes that a newbie would make: Never (repeat: never) go for a girl, whose pictures don't show her belly.

I took the elevator down to 6th floor (did not dare to try the steps), and rang the bell on apartment C. Ivy ( http://www.sex141.com/php-en/memberDetail.php?id=2714 ) opened the door in a long black spaghetti strap dress. Her profile says she speaks only cantonese, but she managed a few words of english.

When she took off her dress, I saw the mistake I had made. She had had a child, and there were faint stretch marks and wrinkles on her belly skin, as well as a faded linea nigra (the black pigmented line that appears in pregnant women, running down from the navel). Not too bad actually, but I was expecting a stunner like Ice, so it was a bit of a let down.

After the shower, she asked me to lie down on the bed and gently massaged my brother with her boobs until the rascal stood to attention. Then she capped me, and gave me a hot/cold blow job. The BJ was slow and good, and she was using her tongue expertly to tickle the underside of the cockhead. She finished with an ice cold blow job, then changed condoms and sat on my erect cock. After the cold blow, her pussy felt warm and nice. However, it was a bit loose, and I could not feel the customary pop of the vaginal sphincter expanding as her pussy engulfed me.

The sound effects were absolutely fake, and in between she kept on yelling "happy honey, happy honey", which sort of freaked me out. After her riding me for a few minutes, we swapped to missionary. Her body was remarkably flexible, and at one point, I was even f***ing her with her knees literally behind her ears. Again, I finished in doggie style, but I was not able to explain to her how to assume the "pussy pout" variation of the doggie style. She kept arching up her back, which made her pussy point downwards, instead of up.

Post-sex was a bit hurried, but she gave me a thorough wash. Yes, she had fresh towels.

The score:
Face: 7/10 - round face with shoulder length brown hair. Looking at her pics, I was expecting an oval face. I don't like round faces much, but she is definitely pretty. There's a gap between her front teeth, which ruins the smile.
Body: 5/10 - the loose skin, stretch marks and linea nigra on the belly ruin an otherwise solid body.
Boobs: 6/10 - a bit saggy with long nipples. She gives a nice boob massage.
CBJ: 8/10 - nice hot/cold CBJ with nice tongue play. Slow and unhurried. She appears to enjoy giving BJ.
AR: 0/10 - none.
Anal: didn't try
FJ: 6/10 - pussy doesn't feel tight. But she is quite flexible, and can be "bent" to imaginative positions. However, my lack of chinese was the limiting factor. Also, the "happy honey" litany freaked me out.
Attitude: 7/10 - good service attitude. But post-sex is hurried.
Damage: HK$380

At the same price category, Ice (D 9/F) is a better value for money.

Next: Will the intrepid sexplorer finally get to f*** this "happy nuts" he is chasing after? Will it be worth it? Or will he be terribly disappointed? Tune in to the next exciting installment of "Hong Kong FR". Until then, good night and wet dreams, boys and girls!

Wah....this is more raunchy than "For Love or Money" lol...Good stuff mate!