Schoolboy true adventure in the ''place of liar''

[adonis]

Originally Posted by TKee

Made an appointment with a gem I try last week ( got her by luck and her contacts), reach the place on time but was told the counter got mixup with another. L L got another MLF, massage with better strength but was cheated 30 mins.

May not return again.

Happy Lunar New Year TKee n all folks. U might've been had. Becos the receptionist might've other reasons to palm off the MILF to u. Then again u never seen dat MILF before so u wouldn't know what massage experience she gives.

[skywalkersg]

Originally Posted by GR888

Hello bros, happy belated CNY to one and all! Finally back after a two-year absence... Can't say that my return to SG is a happy one looking at what has happened to all our playgrounds & gems! Really WTF man!



Cheerio guys & have a nice bonking weekend!

Welcome back bro.. Always enjoy reading your FR and your recommendation..

[ilmg]

Originally Posted by GR888

Hello bros, happy belated CNY to one and all! Finally back after a two-year absence... Can't say that my return to SG is a happy one looking at what has happened to all our playgrounds & gems! Really WTF man!

Anyway, spent the last month prowling existing joints with my antennas up & ears to the ground in building up my new portfolio of gems. It's still work in progress but the results so far are enough to satisfy my bonking needs for now. To be honest, it hasn't been an easy exercise even for a laujiao cheongster like myself. Too many overrated MLs & fake FRs out there, and way too many MLs are now demanding $150 or more for dead fish fucking service. But as the saying goes, the almighty up there helps those who help themselves. So with much persistence & plenty of luck, my efforts have been rewarded.

OK, chop chop curry pok & long story cut short... Cheena Chic, Slutty Sensation, Fellatio Feline & Cheena Cougar may be consigned to the pages of history, so.... [drumroll].... enter Horny Hoochie, Ass Rim Assassin, Cutesy Cannonballs & Casino Cowgirl! Picture this... Pretty, fair, shapely, busty, slutty & young Malaysian Chinese ladies whose skills set of core compentencies include frenching, BBBJ, AR, titfuck, FJ, COB & CIM at standard 100 bux! Yup, no kidding!! Personally tried them myself.

Looking at the recent traffic & threads, I'm pretty sure no one has written on these gems yet... You see, this is the typical samster psyche: no one shares their best gems out there, at least not openly via FRs. They will quietly enjoy and only come crying in the "Lost & Found" thread when their gems go missing.

Oops, I'm digressing again. Sorry, old habits diehard. Anyhow, signing off now... Need to find time to churn out my FRs on the above gems amidst a busy period at work *sigh!*

Cheerio guys & have a nice bonking weekend!

oh wow bro gr888 is back again... always love to read your fr...

[schmeichel]

Bro GR888, you have been missed.

[JLove]

Originally Posted by GR888

Hello bros, happy belated CNY to one and all! Finally back after a two-year absence... Can't say that my return to SG is a happy one looking at what has happened to all our playgrounds & gems! Really WTF man!
Cheerio guys & have a nice bonking weekend!

Amazing and Happy to see you are back!Huat Ah!

[hentaiboy]

Welcome home bro GR888! You have been missed dearly!

Originally Posted by GR888

Hello bros, happy belated CNY to one and all! Finally back after a two-year absence... Can't say that my return to SG is a happy one looking at what has happened to all our playgrounds & gems! Really WTF man!

Anyway, spent the last month prowling existing joints with my antennas up & ears to the ground in building up my new portfolio of gems. It's still work in progress but the results so far are enough to satisfy my bonking needs for now. To be honest, it hasn't been an easy exercise even for a laujiao cheongster like myself. Too many overrated MLs & fake FRs out there, and way too many MLs are now demanding $150 or more for dead fish fucking service. But as the saying goes, the almighty up there helps those who help themselves. So with much persistence & plenty of luck, my efforts have been rewarded.

OK, chop chop curry pok & long story cut short... Cheena Chic, Slutty Sensation, Fellatio Feline & Cheena Cougar may be consigned to the pages of history, so.... [drumroll].... enter Horny Hoochie, Ass Rim Assassin, Cutesy Cannonballs & Casino Cowgirl! Picture this... Pretty, fair, shapely, busty, slutty & young Malaysian Chinese ladies whose skills set of core compentencies include frenching, BBBJ, AR, titfuck, FJ, COB & CIM at standard 100 bux! Yup, no kidding!! Personally tried them myself.

Looking at the recent traffic & threads, I'm pretty sure no one has written on these gems yet... You see, this is the typical samster psyche: no one shares their best gems out there, at least not openly via FRs. They will quietly enjoy and only come crying in the "Lost & Found" thread when their gems go missing.

Oops, I'm digressing again. Sorry, old habits diehard. Anyhow, signing off now... Need to find time to churn out my FRs on the above gems amidst a busy period at work *sigh!*

Cheerio guys & have a nice bonking weekend!

[creator]

omg You are back.
Have seen your Nick Pop up in awhile.
Happy 2016 bro!

Originally Posted by GR888

Hello bros, happy belated CNY to one and all! Finally back after a two-year absence... Can't say that my return to SG is a happy one looking at what has happened to all our playgrounds & gems! Really WTF man!

Anyway, spent the last month prowling existing joints with my antennas up & ears to the ground in building up my new portfolio of gems. It's still work in progress but the results so far are enough to satisfy my bonking needs for now. To be honest, it hasn't been an easy exercise even for a laujiao cheongster like myself. Too many overrated MLs & fake FRs out there, and way too many MLs are now demanding $150 or more for dead fish fucking service. But as the saying goes, the almighty up there helps those who help themselves. So with much persistence & plenty of luck, my efforts have been rewarded.

OK, chop chop curry pok & long story cut short... Cheena Chic, Slutty Sensation, Fellatio Feline & Cheena Cougar may be consigned to the pages of history, so.... [drumroll].... enter Horny Hoochie, Ass Rim Assassin, Cutesy Cannonballs & Casino Cowgirl! Picture this... Pretty, fair, shapely, busty, slutty & young Malaysian Chinese ladies whose skills set of core compentencies include frenching, BBBJ, AR, titfuck, FJ, COB & CIM at standard 100 bux! Yup, no kidding!! Personally tried them myself.

Looking at the recent traffic & threads, I'm pretty sure no one has written on these gems yet... You see, this is the typical samster psyche: no one shares their best gems out there, at least not openly via FRs. They will quietly enjoy and only come crying in the "Lost & Found" thread when their gems go missing.

Oops, I'm digressing again. Sorry, old habits diehard. Anyhow, signing off now... Need to find time to churn out my FRs on the above gems amidst a busy period at work *sigh!*

Cheerio guys & have a nice bonking weekend!

[mr_missile]

Originally Posted by GR888

Hello bros, happy belated CNY to one and all! Finally back after a two-year absence...
Can't say that my return to SG is a happy one looking at what has happened to all our playgrounds & gems! Really WTF man!
... Need to find time to churn out my FRs on the above gems amidst a busy period at work *sigh!*

welcum back bro GR888. u have been missed :
1. by us here who missed your FRs
2. by the MLs who missed your fucking lah.
happy 2016 and wish you continue to HUAT ah!

[tepes]

Hi Bros

Recently have been very stressed at work, thanks to a boss from hell. Unfortunately for me its a second boss from hell in a row, so damn stressed and this was my first cheong in 3 mths!!

Anyway tried a viet milf recommended by Bro Adonis

Viet Milf:(never had Bro GR888's creative naming conventions, so best I could come up with is Viet Milf LOLOL!!)

Looks: 7 for milf (nice make up makes her look better)
Age: claims 34, personally think plus a few more... but well preserved
Bod: 7/5 (With cloths, 7! Slim, very nice racks, classy dress. Once take off, saw a very badly enhanced boobs. Hard and so inflated that her nips looks flattened cause very stretched. When licking it doesnt even feel like licking nips, felt more like licking a plastic.

Service: 8 (this is where she shines, more below)
Damage: $45 for 45mins. Plus, she originally wanted to charge me 150 for full but bargained to 120.

Went to this joint, standard massage place with common toilet to wash up. Greeted by Viet Milf and was happy with what I saw. Overall conversation was pleasant and in english which in itself is a novelty. Massage was average but when it came to specials, initially wanted to charge me $150 which to me is just simply insane! She previously worked at fortune centre which is where she honed her carrot chopping skills. I let out a laugh and said not $100? She easily changed that to $120, which is still on the high side but at least acceptable. Being my first cheong in the last 3 mths, I didn't want to ruin it so went for it. The service is good though, makes up for the price. Bod is not fantastic as described above but service makes up for it. She allowed everything, fingering, muff diving, Frenching. she even had ass rimming and bbbj. Really took her time so wasn't a rush job, am not a young man so during parts of her service I was deflated and she patiently inflated me again, this happened at least twice, so service is good. All in all a very experienced service oriented milf.

Did I enjoy myself, yes, is the price steep, yes. Was it worth it, I enjoyed myself so yes, but comparatively I had better for less previously so not one of the most memorable bonks. Had a lot worst as well previously lol.

As with all my FRs the above is my true experience and honest opinion. Sincere thanks to Bro Adonis for his recommendation.

Cheers and good weekend brothers!

[ang076]

Just come out of slimming wellness ctre.
I act as mentally dull man, who went to centre .
First appearance - it was respectable cat 1 slimming centre who provide slimming therapy.
Receptionists dressed like reservation officers in hotel
Receptionist know i had mentally dullness. And giggles.
Nevertheless .
Taken to lounge where i read paper..
She led me to 2nd storey .. i am newbie who never went to place before..
A girl came in ,
She felt unease as she knew she will serve mentally retard man..

[ang076]

After $300 was transferred to my bank account by bitcoin dealer,

I decided to go to ''slimming centre'' ,which look very respectable because of decor and well dressed receptionists - aunties.


I entered the place , receptionists eyed me , saying "what can I do for you?"
I: I am so fat, I need to slim down.
Receptionist looking at each other, bemused by my childish way of talking.
One receptionist tapping other hands- saying" dont waste time on him, just tell him to leave.'
Apparently, both of them are aware that this is not slim centre but just a place where gals provide sexual services.

Older receptionist then told me it is expensive. and enquired whether I got money.
I asked them how much?

She replied $xx

I took out few $50 notes and counted .
and gave her some.

Both receptionist was overcome by my $$. but one was worried because of my intellectual disability .

One receptionist accept my money and processed the changes and give me .
She led me to waiting lounge where I played my Warship games on my phone.

When the time came, staff asked me to follow and I walked up to 2nd storey,
and I entered the room.
I wear the top and short provided by this joint.

The girl came in not long after.

She was smiling and talk in simple term ,her face full of animation.
(she dont talk to me in adult manner ,apparently she was warned about me beforehand.)
She talked to me like the mother or auntie talking to 9 year old kid.

She sat beside me on bed, asking me why I was here.

My replies; I was too fat,my mother said so. I want to slim down.
she looked at me bemused''' ohh..''

Then she asked me to take off all my clothes.
Me: huh?
She: take them off so that Jie Jie can see how fat you are.

I stood up in front of her. She remained seated on bed.

I opened up my top .
She : take it off.

I took it off.
She : take off short.

I shook my head.. saying my teacher told me I cannot take off my short in front of girl.

She rolled her eyes, then said: listen to Jie Jie, so that I can see how fat you are and help you slim down.

I turned away and pulled down my short..
and covered my hardened cock. (my cock hardened because I think of fucking..)
She : put away your hands.

I slowly put away my hands..there my erected cock pointing at her.

She then stood up and pat on bed, signalling me to let down.

I lied on bed facing up..

She told me to turn till my back face up.

She massaged me..
My hidden face showed true intellect , mumbling to myself -what slimming centre??

She (pressing my shoulders): how old are you boy?

me: 20.

She: Jie Jie is 29. you working?
me: yes, Mcdonalds. cleaning tables.

She continued massaging.

Till she asked me to turn facing her.
she was massaging my chest , can see her expression, she was in a emotional struggle.
(should she pop GQ or not?)
Then she moved to massage my feet, her eyes was on my hardened cock.
She then sat on bed, telling me with uneasy face. She was apparently unwilling to provide sex with mentally challenged man.
She gestured with FJ sign. asking whether I know what this mean.
My heart beat fast I tried to control. I shook my head.
She giggled with embarrassment.

She: this can help you slim down.

I nodded.
She: must pay $xxx to me.
I : okay.

She exposed her breasts and lift up her skirt , pulled down her panties.
I was excited..
She gave me catbath, then cap my cock to give me bJ..
Then went on top to give me cowgal ride, holding my hands to cupping her breasts while she moaned and moving her body fast..

After a while, I cummed but never signalled her.
( I am supposed to be dumb in sex. )

When she tired , she detached my cock from her pussy to check.
She then removed cd from my cock and clean me up

Then she dress up and I dressed up and pay her.
She asked me to visit her again..

[hardrod69]

Bro ang076

Really enjoyed your FR. Can share contact & location? I may go also as a mentally retarded guy and say I'm your colleague from McDonald's!

[adonis]

Hi tepes. Tepes being Count Vlad Tepes, an ancient ruler of Romania? Count Dracula was modeled after him.

Viet MILF was found by me. I m happy u had a good encounter with her. Another bro n I found her good fun. I thought she was away in Vietnam. Her PRC woman colleague doesn't look good enuf for me.

[adonis]

Recently I went to a massage parlour where a PRC girl works, bro tepes told me about. Then a PRC girl who looks like a KTV hostess came into the small massage cubicle. She was the girl tepes told me about. Call her A La KTV Hostess, ALKTVH. She's fair, thin, about 1.67m, typically heavily made-up like a KTV hostess. Straight black longish hair. Dressed in white. U know their style. Her massage was a TCM tuina type. Quite good. I was a bit impressed. She talked to me occasionally. I kinda like dat. ALKTVH's a university graduate in PRC. Hmm... I don't remember the next part. Some AR on me. Okamoto. I think it was a short BJ. Missionary. Doggy. Her boobs r about 34C or D but enhanced n not naturally shapely. Standing doggy. Cowgirl. Back to missionary. Dat was it. She let me take my time. I had a euphoric time with her. She's a rare good one.

This week I phoned up the massage parlour to book ALKTVH again. Receptionist told me she has resigned. What a waste. The other girls r PRCs n M'sian Chi. Any way thanks bro tepes.

[Nipssensitive]

Any idea where is "Cheena Courgar" now? Really miss her tits when ramming her from behind.... Any leads please PM me...thanks in advance.