Mid-Day Event!!!

[jack3237]

Originally Posted by CouplesSwing

Bro, doesn't mean that I invited u to join in the shower means I'm... Eh.. U know.. In fact, I invited Mrs. Jack to join me in the shower first...
So I shall leave the interview of the 'dicks' to u... Hiccups...

Señor CouplesSwing (happily straight!)

ya la ya la the male r straight the female r curious ... only curious ..ok ....
the male interview the female and the female interview the male .. ok .make it clear to the candidates ..ok..
anyway ..when is the next party ..??? haha ...seow leow .. addited ... lolxx.

[redblood]

I can interview all male and female.. I'm not the curious female.. I'm a fully bi female!! and I would love to do the interview of the dicks for you Senor..

[CouplesSwing]

Originally Posted by jack3237

Hi cplswing
Tks for attending my invite yesterday . Hope both of u enjoy with us
Hope u not disappoint with our older age haha...also u like the rooms we provide .... also let bro here know that we r genuiue on swinging ..do pm us if u r older group haha...

Originally Posted by jack3237

hai..bro ,....
i also fall in love with senorita .... haizzz... sorry bro ....
thats why we r here for exchange .....thats why there r wife exchange club ..in ang mo place but not here ....why ...?? why ...??LOLxxx
can u please form up or register a club in IRAS .. maybe name as
"swingcpl jacks place pte ltd" only couple can register with us as a member.
membership will be $1000 per annual . cheaper then casino .. lolxxx
so i can cease my casino habbit .. i will join ur club , but i want to be vice president .. u be the president haha... and we create some activities like strip baccara , strip black jack , strip poker , dont loss money only loss body ... haha..

Hey Jack,
Thanks for having us on Friday. And yes, we both enjoyed ourselves very much, seriously we do. My señor is crazy about Mrs Jack! I like her too .... both of you are wonderful and endearing .... and I'm so glad we could hit it off so well.

And, thanks for making me laugh with your crazy ideas ... I'm beginning to love your sense of humor!

Originally Posted by jack3237

... anyway ..when is the next party ..??? haha ...seow leow .. addited ... lolxx.

It's alright ... getting addicted to this is better than going to casino! At least you would have more time for us now .... kekee

Originally Posted by Dickens1111

I'M BACK ! .... with a vengeance too!!!

Guess I missed ALOT these 2 weeks ... sigh.....

Welcome back Dickens! Missed you lots .......



Señorita CouplesSwing

[WhamBamTYM]

Originally Posted by redblood

I can interview all male and female.. I'm not the curious female.. I'm a fully bi female!! and I would love to do the interview of the dicks for you Senor..

You were the curious female that had to have a feel for herself at SD. LOL.... And I thought I was safe by wearing a tighter pair of jeans already. Tsk tsk.

[CouplesSwing]

Originally Posted by redblood

I can interview all male and female.. I'm not the curious female.. I'm a fully bi female!! and I would love to do the interview of the dicks for you Senor..

Yeah!!! The forever fun and bubbly Ms. J has spoken!!!

Señor CouplesSwing (soon to be photoshop guru!)

[deymonthyaar]

this is totally off topic and may seem as a dumb question.

suppose u guys meet this new couple right,get comfy etc etc.. get in t mood and get into action..then realise the new comer has bad breath or smelly CB.. how to handle this ?

I'm asking here cos u guys seem like the most active bunch in this section of the forum.

[CouplesSwing]

Originally Posted by deymonthyaar

this is totally off topic and may seem as a dumb question.

suppose u guys meet this new couple right,get comfy etc etc.. get in t mood and get into action..then realise the new comer has bad breath or smelly CB.. how to handle this ?

I'm asking here cos u guys seem like the most active bunch in this section of the forum.

Dude, ever noticed one of the SOP in swing is BYOTowels? Towels = Showers
Showers = cleanliness = eliminating possible funky smelling body parts
Bad breathe = u don't have to kiss
Privates smelling funny = u don't have to eat
Most impt of all, I'd like to think that most couples are all mature and have self-awareness. Suck a mint, douse the privy before getting on the hot and heavy.

Señor CouplesSwing (not off topic since we talk about anything. Dumb, however, kinda.)

[shoei]

Originally Posted by CouplesSwing

Hey Shoei,
Surprised to see you here!

Oh, thanks for SWINGING by! It was great fun that night. Everything was synchronized perfectly, almost magical!

Ms Shoei was indeed very sporting. And we are glad she had enjoyed herself that night too (and you too?? *wink wink*). I love the part where we both "gang" up against the other 2 couples, and they lost their cards and had to strip!

Well, and to quote what our cutie little Ms HPoirot said, "I think of sex everyday since that day" .... .lolxx

No worries about the experience part .... I have no experience too! lol



Señorita CouplesSwing

Thanks bro for ur sharing and indeed it was fascinating even up to today.

Looking forward to the next!

[CouplesSwing]

Originally Posted by shoei

Thanks bro for ur sharing and indeed it was fascinating even up to today.

Looking forward to the next!

Another one bite the dust... My Lovely Señorita, u have been 'bro' again...

Señor CouplesSwing (not asking for precision reading.. Just pay more attention to details would do...)

[jasdude]

Originally Posted by CouplesSwing

Another one bite the dust... My Lovely Señorita, u have been 'bro' again...

Señor CouplesSwing (not asking for precision reading.. Just pay more attention to details would do...)

To avoid these small mistakes , the ladies should use coloured fonts when posting . That will solve the problem . For etc the guys use black color fonts while the gal use red or pink or violet color fonts .

Originally Posted by deymonthyaar

this is totally off topic and may seem as a dumb question. .

Regarding dumb questions , its best to take it off the air . We will still answer you if you post or PM but PMing us will make you less dumb than to the whole lot of people reading your post in the main .

[CouplesSwing]

Originally Posted by shoei

Thanks bro for ur sharing and indeed it was fascinating even up to today. Looking forward to the next!

Originally Posted by CouplesSwing

Another one bite the dust... My Lovely Señorita, u have been 'bro' again...

Señor CouplesSwing (not asking for precision reading.. Just pay more attention to details would do...)

Originally Posted by jasdude

To avoid these small mistakes , the ladies should use coloured fonts when posting . That will solve the problem . For etc the guys use black color fonts while the gal use red or pink or violet color fonts

Ok I get it. Men are visual animals.
So here I am again, I'm señorita ..... the lady of couplesswing.
Señor's my man. Or rather he's THE MAN (And he's not gay ... Lol)
Don't 'bro' me anymore k? Kekee ... Lol


Señorita Couplesswing

[jack3237]

ya sis
thats seem better not only i blur ..other read ur message also blur ...
now is better at least we know is male or female is talking ..

[Reoxy]

Originally Posted by jasdude

To avoid these small mistakes , the ladies should use coloured fonts when posting . That will solve the problem . For etc the guys use black color fonts while the gal use red or pink or violet color fonts .

.

I think the best way is if lady, pls post pics of naked breasts.

For man, no need.

[Dickens1111]

Originally Posted by CouplesSwing

Another one bite the dust... My Lovely Señorita, u have been 'bro' again...

I think that was a follow through from the earlier DUMB question dude... LOL.... easing off gradually back to intelligence. Anyone tried to google "Señorita"?

[sweetsugar]

Originally Posted by Reoxy

I think the best way is if lady, pls post pics of naked breasts.

For man, no need.

You must teach me to attach pics then lol