How I got cheated by KTV girl

[banana]

Originally Posted by bohya

Really thanks a lot to all the precious advises... actually after what bro mahalosux describe, me abit like his scenario... except that after she is deported to China, she cannot come back to Singapore within a year. So she is now intending to study english in china... my god, u guys are really clever, how u all know she gonna study english? but anyway she said, after a year if visa approves, she wanna come back can chiet english with me liao...

bro bohya, is this ur first prc gf? what can these girls do? they are not skilled worker. if they come from village, they spend their whole life working in the field, cooking, cleaning up the house... if out of their village, wat can they do? i hope u know how to screwlu talek.

[banana]

Originally Posted by bohya

Juz these words from banana are so correct.... Juz today i called up those english schools in China and ask them for course details.... one PRC gal receptionist, upon hearing my lousy chinese accent, pop the question where I am from.. and the moment I told her I am from Singapore, wah lau.. her stern voice turn into a oh-so-sexy voice.... for a moment, I tot she wanna have phone sex with me! hahahaha

then did u managed to fcuk her over the phone? may be the receptionist can be ur 2nd gf. hee hee...

singaporean in china is like japanese girls in singapore. get what i mean?

my fren can apply visa gold credit card for her.
she can be back in sg real soon.

[bohya]

Originally Posted by banana

bro bohya, is this ur first prc gf? if out of their village, wat can they do? i hope u know how to screwlu talek.

yeah, u are rite, she is my first PRC gerfriend i met over at TH.... never knew i will get emotional involve... coz normally my human head will rule over my smaller head.... maybe this time I am attracted to her as she claims she never bed with other bros.....

As with the PRC receptionist... wah.. really got the tendency to bonk with her over the distant call leh... hee hee.... heres the scenario after i told her i am from singapore:
(Words translated from chinese - edited and shorten)
recept: Oh? You are from Singapore?
me: yes i am
recept: *giggle* no wonder you sounds funny.... you should come here and learn chinese too, i teach you... *giggle*
me: haha... really? i learnt chinese all these while too....
recept: so you are asking on behalf of a lady or man?
me: a lady
recept: wah.. u are so good, asking for her all the way from singapore? me so envy *giggle* and btw, my name is XXX, please do call and look for me if you have more queries in the future *giggle*...

wah piang, like this carries on, i think the next time i call her is to ask her can bonk or not.. hahahahahaha

[mahalosux]

Originally Posted by banana

PRC girls come here to learn english are bullsiht. china learn up to advance english cost less than SGD $500. if these girls really want to learn english go back china, their local english teachers are better than our informatics'.

bro mahalosux is right. if u wanna support her, she should quit her job.

we cheong ktv, we always hear from them "you feed me" (ni yang wo). and my SOP reply is this:

bro...95% of the PRC come to sillypore to learn English is Bullshit.. this i agreed... oni abt 5% r serious (either rich people or they r male)...
anyway, i lay conditions to my gal, i.e. cannot work, cannot go out wif any other guys and etc... if she broke promises, tat is it.. i will no support her. always defend urself from those unwanted troubles...

[mahalosux]

Originally Posted by bohya

Really thanks a lot to all the precious advises... actually after what bro mahalosux describe, me abit like his scenario... except that after she is deported to China, she cannot come back to Singapore within a year. So she is now intending to study english in china... my god, u guys are really clever, how u all know she gonna study english? but anyway she said, after a year if visa approves, she wanna come back can chiet english with me liao...

bro, these chabors the most hv oni equivalent to our sec sch qualification, they cannot take any cses like biz, IT or engineering, so they come here and study ang mo (some more when i teach them, the ang mo they learn at pte sch is equivalent to our pri sch std)...

their agents in china reco them to study ang mo here, as this is the easiest way to get their student pass approved and some will go and look for sch tat dun really bother abt class attendance, so they can skip as much lesson as possible.. sch like Informatics r stricter, wif any attendance record below 90% will result in rejection of renewalship of student pass..

ur gal was a deported case, though ICA stated it is a 1 yr ban, but in actual fact, it is very hard for her to come back again, as ICA does not approve gal wif past record tat easily. furthermore, if she is caught at KTV again, she might b jailed (becos, she had a record liao)...so u hv to advise all these to ur gal, b4 she come over. student pass means she will be in singapore for 1 yr and abv, u will never noe when AV gonna strike.

mayb applying directly to sch is cheaper, than havin an agent to do the processing, called up some more established schs such as Informatics, PSBacademy or MDIS to check up wat r the relevant docu u need and u apply for her, rather than go thru agents, it will save u a bomb....

[mahalosux]

Originally Posted by bohya

As with the PRC receptionist... wah.. really got the tendency to bonk with her over the distant call leh... hee hee.... heres the scenario after i told her i am from singapore:
(Words translated from chinese - edited and shorten)
recept: Oh? You are from Singapore?
me: yes i am
recept: *giggle* no wonder you sounds funny.... you should come here and learn chinese too, i teach you... *giggle*
me: haha... really? i learnt chinese all these while too....
recept: so you are asking on behalf of a lady or man?
me: a lady
recept: wah.. u are so good, asking for her all the way from singapore? me so envy *giggle* and btw, my name is XXX, please do call and look for me if you have more queries in the future *giggle*...

walao eh.. go and sian her lah... since u got the sch no and her name hehehhehe.....

[banana]

Originally Posted by mahalosux

walao eh.. go and sian her lah... since u got the sch no and her name hehehhehe.....

ya loh! pm me the number and her name, when i bored, i can call her for tcsspg. dont waste mah!

if i were u, i most propably brain fcuk her liao.

[banana]

Originally Posted by mahalosux

...anyway, i lay conditions to my gal, i.e. cannot work, cannot go out wif any other guys and etc... if she broke promises, tat is it.. i will no support her. always defend urself from those unwanted troubles...

wah! bro, this one must learn from u. but dont let her work, isnt that a bit extreme. i mean not work in ktv or such sort. how about work in your company or do some volunteering job.

[banana]

Originally Posted by mahalosux

...ur gal was a deported case, though ICA stated it is a 1 yr ban, but in actual fact, it is very hard for her to come back again, as ICA does not approve gal wif past record tat easily. furthermore, if she is caught at KTV again, she might b jailed (becos, she had a record liao)...so u hv to advise all these to ur gal, b4 she come over. student pass means she will be in singapore for 1 yr and abv, u will never noe when AV gonna strike.

bro is ur source reliable, if the caught 2nd time will go jail?

my reliable source differ from yours leh.

[mahalosux]

Originally Posted by banana

wah! bro, this one must learn from u. but dont let her work, isnt that a bit extreme. i mean not work in ktv or such sort. how about work in your company or do some volunteering job.

bro, a chabor wifout skills and qualification is very hard to get a job here lah.. unless she pick up some skills, such as hairdressing, beauty courses and retailing, then it is easy for her to work... i heard tat PRC requires EP to work in singapore, as a skilled labor. to qualify for EP, you gotta obtain a minimum of degree and abv, commanding a salary cap of 2.5k per mth...

[mahalosux]

Originally Posted by banana

bro is ur source reliable, if the caught 2nd time will go jail?

my reliable source differ from yours leh.

not sure, but gals who had history were caught 2nd time, go to jail.. latest eg is one of the ang pai at BS....

in MG, there r few examples liao.....

[K9696]

Originally Posted by mahalosux

not sure, but gals who had history were caught 2nd time, go to jail.. latest eg is one of the ang pai at BS....

in MG, there r few examples liao.....

Bro

In china.. everything oso can do.. and fake it... just like ID/passport... as long as you got LOBANG w the Authority.... China full of Bullshit la....
Trust them will die urgly........
I really hope all Brothers here have good time Cheong and 4get it... dun give your life ups and downs cos of all these Charbos....
Sea is so big.. everyday we see new gals in town... we sian.. we bonk...
that's it............today u see this one gorgeous... the next day u see another one more gorgeous...............
Ha.....ha..... Cheong ah...........

[sadfa]

Originally Posted by banana

make a trip to china, just tell them u r from singapore and u see for yourself how many want to have ONS with u. and hopefully u like them and they work thier way to keep u happy and hopefully u will marry them. if u want i can intro undergrad to you. these girls are educated, but living in poor environment. they are willing to go with a man that can give them comfort and shelter and also look after their parents.

i encounter so many prc girls. after knowing them they always pop this question, "can u bring my family to stay with us".

bro,

1. u open marriage agency? u know so many of these undergrad?
2. so did u managed to bring in the charbor?
3. as for being caught 2nd time, i think immig sometimes give chance 1st time, so 2nd time get caught, no chance! if they fierce, sometimes 1st time get caught, also no chance!

[sadfa]

Originally Posted by tokkon1

H'ever during the days that follows, cracks start to appear. Small but irritating behavoir surfaces such as talking to the guide loudly and answering questions the guide gave in general as if to her only. eg. 'Wud you like to bathe at hotel 1st or dinner 1st' or 'Wud you like to go shopping or visit the tiger zoo' etc.
She will reply as if she alone is answering for all. It caused me a lot of embarassment.

She will also complain when the food is not to her liking "too spicy" or "too saltish" "too sweet" "pu hau cze" at a table of ten.

I guess the straw that breaks the camel's back was on the plane trip back. She complains incessantly that the food tray was annoying her, the seat was very uncomfortable and so forth. I observed the passengers next to us were looking at her in a disdainful manner. What a spoilt brat they must be thinking.

After we landed, I sent her home and never returns her call. The calls stop after awhile.

OK bros, did I do wrong?

bro,

u didnt do wrong. but she wants to know why u decide to treat her like that, after she bonk u foc n went on holiday together.

to them, her behaviour is normal. so if u dont say anything, she also think nothing wrong.

but sometimes its a good thing. who knows? after that she wants money from u?