ShangHai Recommendation!

[shengge]

Originally Posted by DUnNoLah

Bro shengge,
Well said!! 朋友妻,不可欺...... thats why I always address you all as bros... not friends.... hahahahaha
Cheers!

Haha, I hope you like this as well.
你别看我胖，做爱有力量；
你别看我瘦，做爱有节奏；
你别看我高，做爱不弯腰；
你别看我矮，谁都没我拽，边做边喝奶。

which one you are in?

[PuTonRen]

Originally Posted by shengge

Haha, I hope you like this as well.
你别看我胖，做爱有力量；
你别看我瘦，做爱有节奏；
你别看我高，做爱不弯腰；
你别看我矮，谁都没我拽，边做边喝奶。

which one you are in?

Brother,

你别看我胖，做爱有力量；This is for me as my aka UFO implies, and I like this
你别看我矮，谁都没我拽，边做边喝奶 although I am not short.

Bro, you are forever full of ideas. Good one!

Regards

UFO_Man

[shengge]

Originally Posted by PuTonRen

Bro Shengge,
IF-ELSEIF-ELSEIF-....._ELSE-ENDIF
situation mah. You have forgotten all this computing stuff already.
i.e IF Xian Mei Mei Good - Goto Shanghai -Else - Goto Kunshan.
What say you? Bro Shengge. Want to go and Sian the Tea Mei Mei (the first one we went) or not. Oops! another ELSEIF statement in the loop already.
Looking forward to the Airport Lounge to "Jia Hoon Kee" and drink Diet Coke+Orange Juice (my own concoction.

Bro,
I wasn't good at the computing or the microprocessor and the main problem is else if..............I prefer AND, more straight forward, either yes or no, nothing to do with else if.
So I was thinking that you AND Xi'an MM come to sha, AND finding time for #1 AND not to forget #52 AND give Kunshan a try. See very simple.
Bro, you "jia" too much "hoon kee" lah, I would prefer to "jia gu ni", more healthy than "hoon kee" .

[shengge]

Originally Posted by PuTonRen

Brother,
Bro, you are forever full of ideas. Good one!
UFO_Man

Just a joke received from my friend, share with the rest.
This one is also good.
玫瑰只有一朵，给我。
爱情只有你我，别躲。
只要真心爱我，吻我。
今晚床上等我，全裸。

So I guess this is what you going to say to your Xi'an MM. May be I can add one to that... on behalf of the MM.
正在发情的我，做我。
Hahaha!

[liu_12]

I will be in Kunshan on May 23rd to 27,any brother going can pm me.
We can have a little gathering.
But first I must go Beijing to be "Emperor"
for a few days.

[shengge]

Originally Posted by DUnNoLah

Bro shengge,
Well said!! 朋友妻,不可欺...... thats why I always address you all as bros... not friends.... hahahahaha
Cheers!

I thought you are just going after their gf not wife, so whose wife you are going after?

[DUnNoLah]

Originally Posted by shengge

Haha, I hope you like this as well.
你别看我胖，做爱有力量；
你别看我瘦，做爱有节奏；
你别看我高，做爱不弯腰；
你别看我矮，谁都没我拽，边做边喝奶。

which one you are in?

haha, good one...
base on my size and height, I hope to fit into:
你别看我胖，做爱我最棒,
你别看我高，做爱让你高(high)

But usually theory and practical is always diff story... kekeke

Cheers!

[DUnNoLah]

Originally Posted by shengge

I thought you are just going after their gf not wife, so whose wife you are going after?

Of cos not the one at home, You never notice those PRC girls always like to call "lao gong".... anyway.... sometimes in ktv... I enjoying disturb each other girl but with limitation, still must respect the actual "lao gong" that pay the tips... kekeke

Cheers

[shengge]

Originally Posted by DUnNoLah

Of cos not the one at home, You never notice those PRC girls always like to call "lao gong".... anyway.... sometimes in ktv... I enjoying disturb each other girl but with limitation, still must respect the actual "lao gong" that pay the tips... kekeke
Cheers

Bro,
Next time you can have mine AND settle the tips as well...
AND I will take over the mic from you.

[shengge]

Originally Posted by DUnNoLah

haha, good one...
base on my size and height, I hope to fit into:
你别看我胖，做爱我最棒,
你别看我高，做爱让你高(high)
But usually theory and practical is always diff story... kekeke
Cheers!

Let me mofidy one that suit you most,
你别看我肚大，做爱到你趴
你别看我不大，做爱到你怕
Right Bro?

[shanghaitan]

Bro Shengge,
This one is dedicated to you!
我不但很帅，床上功夫更厉害
我不但会说，舌功让你水多多
我不但很大，做了你会知道怕
我不但很长，做爱做到你腿软

Cheerio~!
Shanghaitan

[DUnNoLah]

Originally Posted by shengge

Let me mofidy one that suit you most,
你别看我肚大，做爱到你趴
你别看我不大，做爱到你怕
Right Bro?

Bro, my Modified version:
你别看我肚子大,小弟一硬你就怕
你别看我手指短,挖到小妹水不断
你别看我嘴巴小,吸到奶头不见了
你别看我人老老,做了三次还嫌少
你别看我皮包薄,银行存折放不了

Cheers!

[shengge]

Originally Posted by shanghaitan

Bro Shengge,
This one is dedicated to you!
我不但很帅，床上功夫更厉害
我不但会说，舌功让你水多多
我不但很大，做了你会知道怕
我不但很长，做爱做到你腿软
Cheerio~!
Shanghaitan

Bro Shanghaitan,
I like that, unfortunately
我样子不会帅，做爱很失败
我口齿不伶俐，做爱老放屁
我蛋蛋不小粒，做爱很吃力
我弟弟不够好，做爱很快倒
That's all folks!

[shanghaitan]

Dear brothers!
Seemed like we have many a poets in China... hehehe... wonderful reading material... Keep it up bros!

We're in 198... 2 more to go! Yes! Keep the postings coming in! Poems, FRs, Opinions... anything under the Chinese sun!

Cheerio~!
Shanghaitan

[PuTonRen]

Originally Posted by shengge

Bro Shanghaitan,
I like that, unfortunately
我样子不会帅，做爱很失败
我口齿不伶俐，做爱老放屁
我蛋蛋不小粒，做爱很吃力
我弟弟不够好，做爱很快倒
That's all folks!

Wow, Brother Shengge,

You and Bro DuNnolah are great poets. This thread is full of genius. Both of you can sing well as well. How I hope I were as capable as both of you to help in my ability to go along with ladies. Sigh.... UFO mah......

I have been with the Xian Mei Mei yesterday and today, and decided to take a rest tonight. Ask her to go home to have dinner with her family. I had two rounds (dangerous for an old man like me) with her at 4.00 am this morning, and woke up at 7.30 to work for the whole day. Very tired, I might be going for a proper massage, but not the TRY a la Xian to recover. We had such good sessions that really prompt me to bring her to Shanghai to continue to have more sessions. You and Brother WhamBamTYM make fun of me... hein....How can you laugh at an OLD man like me.

Sign off down. Need to write summay for today's work before heading for a proper massage.

Are we on, on 16 or 17 March 2005 for a TC session in WhamBamTYM's house?

Regards from Xian,