Fantasy Gal - Bros pls share yur Object of Lust real life stories (pics)

[eurodc]

Bro Anson,

I have been logging into your thread everyday. Glad to see you back again because your posts never fail to bring laughter to me.
Upzzz

[coconutskin]

camping here..........

[KallIan]

Nice updates bro. Don't worry nov will be here before u know it.

[ansonsohna]

Originally Posted by alan0338

tot only i wear goggles when i up a squirter, hehe, now olive pcc for LAO HERO also need to wear goggles liao...

a horrible thot just struck me - if my office lau hiao squiter dam disgusting. i imagine tat instead of woman juice, ashes shoots out of her pussy (like volcanic dust like that) ......

[ansonsohna]

Originally Posted by Garfield-Mel

Thankz for the nice pic bro.will camp here

Originally Posted by eurodc

Bro Anson,

I have been logging into your thread everyday. Glad to see you back again because your posts never fail to bring laughter to me.
Upzzz

Originally Posted by coconutskin

camping here..........

Thank u for your kind support and encouragement - i really really want sammi to be mine (even for just an hour good enuf) - its not becos she is so dam sexy and sensual but becos it also fulfills a romantic dream and a possibilty that a mr. average (and sometimes below average too) can land a fantasy gal ..... (fingers crossed) so far so good ....

anyway, just came off the phone from sammi a while back - we talked about the friend that barbie wants to match make her with. i really want to force the issue and see how she would describe his ugliness just for laughs. (dam perverse i am - ugly man like me love to hear rude remarks about an even uglier man. its like a man with moops (man boobs) being happy when he hears that another man moops are a cup size bigger.

Anyway, I did not succeed. I cannot get sammi to be nasty (unlike ayumi). sammi simply say tat he is not handsome. Sammi did however laugh when i told her that i heard he got black teeth - is it because he eats coal, uses cow dung as tooth paste and brushes his teeth with a tooth brush made of pubic hair ....

[eurodc]

Originally Posted by ansonsohna

Thank u for your kind support and encouragement - i really really want sammi to be mine (even for just an hour good enuf) - its not becos she is so dam sexy and sensual but becos it also fulfills a romantic dream and a possibilty that a mr. average (and sometimes below average too) can land a fantasy gal ..... (fingers crossed) so far so good .......

I am sure that your success means success to many of your readers too !

Many of us are cheering you on

[ansonsohna]

Originally Posted by eurodc

I am sure that your success means success to many of your readers too !

Many of us are cheering you on

thks bro eurodc .... I am cheering myself on as well ...

i wanted to continue once again to my HKG backstory this afternoon at work. However because of this incident I am not able to.

Today we had a nearly two hour lecture by boss on office decorum. What happened was that office Chao Ah Beng found a "unidentified sports bag" sitting on his desk for a good part of the day. Annoyed, he opened it to see who the culprit was.

Like a hero - he picked up the white cotton granny panties inside the bag and walked around the office (two fingers clutching at both ends of the panty). He walked around, displaying the panty macham like show and tell and said: "Whose TOWEL is it ah?"

Ah Beng kia walked round the office, carrying the panties by his fingers and asked around in a very beng manner - "whose towel is this" to all and sundry. He even went to the office pondan (whom i fondly nick named "Tiffany" - after the thailand's ladyboy show) - and asked him - "your towel ah?"

(I actually asked ah beng how come he never try office kopi aunty!)

Acutally the scene is very funny when you witnessed it .. but apparantly the rather plumb accounts gal took offence (as the panty was hers). She subsequently complained to boss about sexual harrassessment! Because of that, we kena long lecture from boss (and ah beng kena warning letter!).

While boss is lecturing about office decorum - he illustrated the point that what if customer or third party come to our office and witnessed ah beng walking round with panties in his hands. "People will think what kind of organisation I am running?" Boss said.

The above sceanrio painted by boss so funny that I and Lao Hiao tak boleh tahan laughed out loud during the "lecture" session. We both kena rebuked and kena cited as example as poor Office Decorum. Boss said that we banter like as if husband and wife quarrel .... vey unbecoming, especially in office!

After the long lecture, we did our our "post mortum" of boss harsh words.

I said if only panty got xiao ding dang picture we know whose panty it belongs to and we would be spared the scolding.

We gossip that the plump accounts girl who complained never kena siao kan for long time. Actually she is usually very sporting and can take and give jokes ... I think she just hated the beng kia!

Mama foreign talent, Pushpa (nick named "Sperm"), acutally suggested to next time pin the panty on the office notice board so that people would know whose bag this belongs.

kns, i don't believe what i am hearing, Sperm is serious in his suggestion! Why must pin clothing or anything inside the bag. Can't we actually put a notice and indicate that the sports bags is under so-and-so care? With brain like that no wonder office chaotic!

okay, rant over - i will con't on my story soon!

[eurodc]

Originally Posted by ansonsohna

i wanted to continue once again to my HKG backstory this afternoon at work. However because of this incident I am not able to.

okay, rant over - i will con't on my story soon!

Hey bro, love your office stories as well, damn funny hahaha I wish my office is half as happening.

[ansonsohna]

Today the "buzzword" in our office is DECORUM. Its "decorum this" and "decorum that".

I saw Lao Hiao eating and chewing (dam disgusting, look like cow chewing grass the way the mouth and jaw move from side to side) - i told her to chew properly, office decorum - don't want third party to see that we have cow in the office.

Office Xiao Mei Mei also not spared. She has this small soft toy thingy attached to her handbag - I told her, "decorum - staff toy for is bed room. You think come office to koon (sleep) is it? ...." This comment elicited laughter - everybody here at one time or another have actually koon on the job before.

Our office progressive and very international - we got "siesta" (afternoon nap) as our work culture .... only other organisation that i know of in Singapore got this siesta culture is SAF!

Got lots more 'decorum' comment - but will continue later - must pretend to work - decorum mah!

[eurodc]

Good afternoon bro, wah so kilat, early morning got updates to read liao

[alan0338]

hehe, i learn new word, DECORUM.

[ansonsohna]

Originally Posted by alan0338

hehe, i learn new word, DECORUM.

bro alan, with a word like DECORUM, you just know that Ah Beng kia will surely "pronounce" it as "De-ko-LAN" (the "LAN" bit as in "Lan Cheow" ~ dick).

After kena censure and warning letter, you just know that ah beng kia bo song (not satified.)

Acting like terror pia kia (when boss not around), ah beng kia yah-yah said: "Lan Par lah, simi si "de-ko-LAN" and then proceeded to give one of the best definition of decorum I heard:

"... pang sai bo chit ka chng si bo de-ko-lan" (never wipe ass after taking a crap then considered no decorum)."

[alan0338]

supporter lai liao lo, LAO hero, pls continue

[eurodc]

Yeah, I am still logging in everyday to see if got updates

[KallIan]

Thanks for the updates bro keep it coming!