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12-06-2005, 09:11 PM
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I agree with the brothers here. I guess I am addicted. Go to HCs twice a week for the past 4 months and damn my wallet burnt a big hole. Try to cut down now and feel very down and withdrawn when I stop and control myself from going.
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13-06-2005, 09:57 AM
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her sometime 3 months ago and they'll know where she's from... Bwahahahahaha!!! 
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13-06-2005, 10:20 AM
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Re: My afternoon delights at HCs....Ma-Cau-Fun!!!
Here's the latest newsflash from the lust-drenched island of Ma-Cau-Fun (Cantonese for "very troublesome"
) brought in by my FedUPS messenger-pigeon, another latest premium courier service by the merged entity of the conglomerates Fedex + UPS...After a very bruising cock-fight campaign in the neighbouring Cow-lung, our diesel-depleted (read "sperm"!!!) tinhead Energon autobot turned his lust-crazed eyes in the direction of... MA-CAU-FUN!!!... where more FUN beckons... He has spent the last 2 days express-charging his nude-clear missile war*dick*heads and Energon turbo-reserve auto-dual-balls (HELP!) in preparation for the boob-fight of the century!!! However, we've not heard from him since he set off yesterday... He could be lost on his way through the mist-shrouded waterways to Mau-Cau-Fun, a trick that the 7 Witches of Orgasm and 12 Princesses of Hee-Bee-Fee-Jees (H-B-FJs) have used to deadly effect... all hot-blooded men who manage to reach Ma-Cau-Fun by then are in a horny, greedy daze or "tum-tum-juin" as the local natives' lingo call it... We await with abated breath.... We'll bring you the latest newsflash the second we have it, and not a minute longer, from the islands of "MA-CAU-FUN"!!! Watch this space......... Bwahahahahahahahaha!!! *sinister-laughter-in-the-background*
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13-06-2005, 02:14 PM
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13-06-2005, 06:04 PM
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Anyways, you bros should know why it's so addictive right? To those who are new and thinking of embarking on this new venture, better read the following and then decide if you want to cheong headlong into it... because as Horny Chief (another HC!) bro-ZT pointed out, it is very Siong one... depleting your sexual qi, $$$, qi to work, blah-blah-blah.... Reasons for HC-cheonging being so addictive: 1. WLs with damn powderful TLC skills - after she sucks everything that is sticking to your body and within your body, she sticks to you!!!... until just before you leave... leaving you with good memories of her Tender Lusty Cunt...oops...!!! heehee... that should be Tender Loving Care services, you will realise that your brain is a blank for the next 3 days except for the image of her and her T-L-C...... Bwahahahahahahahaha!!! 2. WLs who show concern - her show of concern for your well-being is even more solid than your CEO!!! "Aiyo, your didi head is cold leh! Aiyah, your neck and shoulder muscles are so stiff! You are overly stressed, always sleep late or do not have enough sleep! You must take more "bu-pin" (nutritious food) like yang-sheng or yan-wo!" Wah! Next thing you know, you've already melted into the mattresses. You then go home, order your CEO to make the bu-pin and as you eat your bu-pin, you think of your HC gf and smile, while your CEO sadly mistaken you for appreciating her effort... Heeheehee.......!!! 3. WLs who miss everything about you - "Aiyo! How come you have not come see me in 3 months? I miss you leh, and especially miss messing...oops! heehee!... playing with your organ, you know? I miss seeing you in your what-colour-is-it-this-week checked shirt!!! You are so cruel!!!" Whoa! You suddenly felt a sharp pang of pain in your heart, as if it has been forcefully torn out from your chest, and you swore to visit your gf more often!!! Bwahahahahahahahha!!! 4. WLs who praise just about everything about you - "Wah! Your didi is so big, built like a tree-trunk!!! Wow! You must be quite an athlete in your younger days, your chest is so big and muscular!! Whew! Your arms are so strong, giving me a huge sense of security with your squeeze!" Hehheh, your spirits confirm already zoomed up to heaven by now!!! Although in your ego-trip, your ears blank out the phrases "...in your younger days" and "squeeze", meaning you are old liao and your squeezing almost suffocated her breathless.....!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 5. 6. 7. . . . I can go on & on, like a broken record... but you get my drift. And these are true examples, not Qiong-yao storytelling which has a lot of bullshit hor... Hee! However, if you are still adamant on going ahead, please note that you may not be so heng as to get a perfect WL who has all the attributes listed above hor, as diff bros have diff needs and your feel and whether you click with the WL depends on you yourself... In the end, you find that diff WLs give you diff TLC services and you may have to rotate them in order to enjoy all the diff gf-feel... That's why HC-ZT said it's very siong on the pocket and on your career.... So, Cheong-ahhhhhhhhh..............!!!
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13-06-2005, 06:18 PM
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Bro, u describe the reasons for HC addictions well... wish i cld upp u now
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13-06-2005, 08:36 PM
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Clap, clap, clap. Well said. I fell out of my chair laughing. Like that hor, the queue will be shorten...ke,ke,ke. BTW you need to rotate the hcs and the gals as bro. Groo said to enjoy all the diff gf-feeling and TLS but more important is that you keep away the emotional attachment and keep the freshness of the gals. But to do this very taxing on your sexual prowess and your $$$. Talking about "emotional" attachment, lately I've spending too much time with Yuki-san and I'm afraid I'm falling for her liao...sebei jilat...you know she treat me very nice, telling me how much she miss me, why I lost some weight, must take more "bu-pin", my dick so "hard and strong", and then of course her superb TLS....miss her already. You see the "danger" bros....their PR skill horned to perfection. So me have to practise rotation lah. So yesterday went to Sanctuary hc. As I said long time no go there but lately Jane the boss has been trying to entice me to Q/C her "very pretty" and young Korean/chinese mix gal call Sally. I've caught a glimpse of her when I was last there. Very leggy and tall. Model slim so boobs also small. Face can be consider pretty. But what left an impression on me her very fair and smooth skin...hm. But alas, she was on leave yesterday. Will Q/C her some other time. The recept there rattle some names of the gals available. Did not fancy any. Asked if Sarah the young brown sugar (whom I've Q/C a few months back) would be available. Recept said, "She is in but knock off at 5 pm." but she will check if she would extent? The answer from Sarah was positive. So on lah... She entered the room and recognised me instantly...at that time she was a newbie and I taught her a few "tricks". "Aiyoh, why so long never come to see me? Dun't like me isit?' Me," No lah! I tried to book you but you are always N.A." Bloody liar! Anyway she looks better now and sweeter. She is quite tall and well built but don't know why, her boobs are only small moulds leh! She is no stunner but looks really young( Jane said she is 19yrs.) and possess a pleasant disposition. She is on the dark side but skin is smooth. Put her in a school uniform and she can easily pass off as a school gal! Can see that she is more confident now and her PR skill has improve. Masssages is quite good and soothing. She is no longer shy...she reached for my manhood and started to caressed it gentlely...hm. Nice touches. This gal has learn well. Her tongue was working on my body and moving south wards. Capped me and she started her erotic suction. My hand was exploring her body and felt her wetness. The foreplay was a bit short and she mount me....aargh. This gal has metamorphose from a shy and innocent school gal to a playful young thing. She still has much to learnt but going in the right direction. For those looking for gal-next-door type of brown sugar with reasonable TLS, can give her a try. I understand from her she is selective to whom she will offer her full services, so you need to warm her up. Cheers,
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#278
13-06-2005, 10:27 PM
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I cannot tahan and must definitely cut next month. Need to save for marriage and rainy days. These days economy not so good. Sometimes you may just encounter some rainy days though you will not see it until you step out of your shelter.
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#279
14-06-2005, 01:05 AM
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Ya, lah! So jealous of Yuki-san's super-special-extra-TLC attention to you leh... *sob* But there exists a silver lining here leh, now i can concentrate my attention + energy + sexual prowess on other delectable High Class (another HC!) dishes liao!!! Heeheehee......!!! Finally, i'll like to add a 5th and 6th reason for the HC addiction: 5) WLs who swear you are #1 in their eyes - She'll complain about other horrigible customers and magnify their tales of horror 10 times while you kum-kum-cheng wrapped your protective arms around their nude quivering bodies and sympathise with the look of terror in their eyes... "That one sooooo scary one... he wanted to poke my asshole!!! This one lagi psycho... he bit my nipples until they almost fell off!!!" Bwahahahahahah!!!! Now whenever i visit this particular cutie, i'll tell her i miss her and want to poke her "kar-chng".....!!! Heeheehee!!!6) WLs who vouch your skills are supreme, better than Oliver North or Rocco!!! - "Oh! OH!! Your tongue is driving me crazy...!!! my nipples are so horny i can feel my milk dripping!!! Your fingers' Cunt-fu are... AH!!! ...so heavenly...my pussy lips are so hot like they are dancing on fire...!!!" Wah! This one is a killer... It'll drive you to look up the internet on the 101 sex positions to improve your skills. And when no one's watching, you try out and practice your newfound prowess in bed...... on your bolster!!! BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! Sooo... dun say we didn't warn you... Cheonggggg-ahhhhhh.....!!!
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14-06-2005, 04:49 AM
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7) there r some stunts u wont get it from ur gf or wife like AR or mind blowing bj. they r highly skill wif these arts and they used it to devastating effects!!!! making u wan for more or think of it every so often!!!
8) Most pple wear some 'mask' everyday, like working mask when u go to work, hubby or bf one when u meet ur wife or gf, etc. but when u go hc u can just show ur horny devil side of urself. theres simply no need to wear mask but just be urself!!! 9) they make ur fantasies come true!!! eg: some wl looks like who and who and when u bonk them, u feel like bonking who and who!!! or u feel like a blue film star when u look into the mirror, etc, etc 10) for guys who hve already married gets bit bored but they cant 'sian' other gals around so wat to do??? Just FXXK and Pay!!!!! if u got the $$$ u can bonk diff gals everyday!!! 11) 12) . . . there's a lot more lah but different pple used different excues only!!!
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14-06-2005, 04:52 AM
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14-06-2005, 08:29 AM
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Well, I am back in Sillypore. Flight touched down yesterday afternoon and have been sleeping since then...heheh.. need to recharge Energon mah !! Once I am freshed, I will fill in my report for my last two nites in HK/ Macau over the weekend... thot... not as sexisticing as you have described it... Right now, I just feel a sense of loneliness cause in my heart I know I probably not going to see Yi Hong ever again...sigghhh....  Was it real.. or just a ploy... I dunno... just felt a connection ... like a sweet summer romance...sighhh.... (Damn stupid to "feel" anything with a WL !! )
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14-06-2005, 08:57 AM
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Re: My afternoon HC (Hard-Core?!!??!) delights....
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I don't know why we hang on to something we know we are better off letting go. lt's like we are scared to lose what we really don't have. I once thought I rather have something than nothing at all, but the truth is..... To have something halfway is so fucking harder than having nothing at all.
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14-06-2005, 10:06 AM
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Your worst fear has just started as these WLs continue to tout at you telling you how much they like and miss you. You start to think about them in your home or work place. Your heart miss a beat everytime you do so. Slowly you lose concentration and focus on your family life and job. You begin to visit the WLs more often and paying them bigger tips to entice them. They tout you further, you start to buy them expensive gifts and wait for them to finish works to fetch them to enjoy the "good" time. As they said, you "wine and dine". Your $$$ soon get eroded. Your nightmare has just started and you are in deep shit!!! So bros. better wise up and cheong with your eyes wide open. Just some soberring thoughts. Me have an encountered with "Eunice Olsen" yesterday afternoon...oh...just a look-a-like only lah....not sure whether to post fr. but maybe I keep this one to myself.....ke,ke,ke. Cheers,
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#285
14-06-2005, 11:00 AM
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Every month I tell myself to cut down to twice, but still ended up 4 times and even more....working on 4 times a month at BHC will cost around $500 then plus another $ 600 to $800 on 4-D and toto...........mmhm ........really something to think about ??? Don't forget Drinking session..............
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