how to approach this gal? - Page 2

pussyman72 · #16 24-04-2009, 12:40 PM

err this kind of things bros here teach TS how to get gers ah... later i scare he ask u all how to poke pussy, when to poke pussy after that how to solve preg problem lei

Panamera · #17 24-04-2009, 01:04 PM

T.S, I have pm Kiko to advice you..

Hope he is willing to help you.

etct88 · #18 24-04-2009, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Snuber

Wah lau u all ah............... young adult come to ask serious question and kena ji siao by most of you......

Just gather enough courage, walk up to her, eyes giving full attention to her and not her friend....... of cos not those lusty look. Even if got, also must conceal, with a very sincere voice........ just ask her.............. "Ai sio kan mai??"

wow liao oui.... this one make me fall off the chair..... knn......

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the reply..... 'lai la, lou a sai boh!....'

Cheonging101 · #19 24-04-2009, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Panamera

T.S, I have pm Kiko to advice you..

Hope he is willing to help you.

OMG! This joke is not funny!

Bro TS, abandon nick!

Anyway, you could try this, "Hi, miss! I'm XXX! Wanna go grab a pizza, hang out and then have a whole night of mind-blowing sex? No? Okay, drop the pizza and the hanging out idea."

cunt_search · #20 24-04-2009, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by etct88

wow liao oui.... this one make me fall off the chair..... knn......

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the reply..... 'lai la, lou a sai boh!....'

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snuber

Wah lau u all ah............... young adult come to ask serious question and kena ji siao by most of you......

Just gather enough courage, walk up to her, eyes giving full attention to her and not her friend....... of cos not those lusty look. Even if got, also must conceal, with a very sincere voice........ just ask her.............. "Ai sio kan mai??"

can compile for Sammy's Joke corner

realli make my days reading all the replies

to add on, can oso say "i sio pu mai?"!!!

can oso try "me bro itchy, maybe yo little meimei can help stop the itch"

"i feel thirsty, can i quench it with yo cunt juice?"

"oops, i'm drippin all over, my juice, jus thinkin of u / seein u !!"

Cerberus · #21 24-04-2009, 08:27 PM

What about gals on the street? I mean maybe they are on their way to work or going home. Is it a nice time to approach her?

HCKing · #22 25-04-2009, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Panamera

T.S, I have pm Kiko to advice you..

Hope he is willing to help you.

TS in case kiko's too busy to help, FYI his killer move is buy the girl a box of Marks and Sparks chocolate for her birthday. 100% result guaranteed!

waiwaiz · #23 25-04-2009, 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by HCKing

TS in case kiko's too busy to help, FYI his killer move is buy the girl a box of Marks and Sparks chocolate for her birthday. 100% result guaranteed!

Merlion key chain oso can.....keke

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NewandLost · #24 25-04-2009, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by flyinthesky7886

hi guys,

this week, when i went for a lesson in school, i got to saw this pretty gal, A, in a lecture while i was waiting for my friend who was asking the lecturer something.
i then went over to my friend and whispered to him "hey, this gal not bad" but somehow as A was in front of my friend also waiting to consult the lecturer, and her friend was beside her, i guessed that her friend heard what i said as she turned around and looked at me briefly.
soon it was A's turn to consult the lecturer while me and my friend was waiting next behind in queue. while waiting i kept looking at A.
after A consulted finish the lecturer, she borrowed the lecturer's notes and went to one side to copy and my friend went up to consult the lecturer. while I was waiting for my friend, I tried to make eye contact with A but failed as she was busy copying the notes.
Soon after she returned the notes and left.

I now plan to get her number next week. I'm not that bad looking and I dare to ask her number, but the situation is
1) i do not belong to that class, so i intend to rush to the lecture hall after my lesson has ended (as i have a lesson goin on at the same time and end the same time) to scout her out.
2) i do not know what shld i say to ask for her number as I think she is still in Year 1 as I have alrd took that module before and moreover I do not belong to that class. So its kinda hard for me to use excuses such as "hi, seem to see u often in class" and "i do not know well on this module" to get to know her.

So wondering if any bros here has any suggestions as to how can I approach her?

just be a mack daddy. seems like you got no game. watch some urban american movies and get your game together.

etct88 · #25 25-04-2009, 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by waiwaiz

Merlion key chain oso can.....keke

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cannot la.... Merlion reserved for PRC MM.....

sammyboyfor · #26 25-04-2009, 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Panamera

T.S, I have pm Kiko to advice you..

Should be "I have pm Kiko to ADVISE you...".

"Advice" is a noun.

groo · #27 25-04-2009, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by HCKing

TS in case kiko's too busy to help, FYI his killer move is buy the girl a box of Marks and Sparks chocolate for her birthday. 100% result guaranteed!

Worse, then now he'll have to ask her for her birth date... maybe a slap!?!?!?!? Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!

_AXL_ · #28 25-04-2009, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Panamera

T.S, I have pm Kiko to advice you..

Hope he is willing to help you.

dont think kiko is free... isnt he the guy who attempted suicide at chinatown??? after reading the news report, the profile fits kiko perfectly.

even if kiko is out of lockup, i would bet my house that he is probably busy sianing the ugly prostitute who coaxed him down with free ciggies and free drinks.

DO_YOU_BJ · #29 25-04-2009, 06:20 PM

Oh you all so bad.
Kiko is every womans dream.........
I feel so inferior to Kiko
wahahahahaahahahahaha

waiwaiz · #30 26-04-2009, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by etct88

cannot la.... Merlion reserved for PRC MM.....

haha....ya hor......local mm at least must prada key chain hor.....

ok la..back to topic....and seriously la......

check out which way she usually take after school. Pay some gangster to harass her. Then at the very moment, jump out to beat off those thugs. Best is get them to hurt you alittle,don too much...bleeding on hands or legs. After beating off those guys.....dont turn around. With your back facing her......juz ask." Miss....you ok?" then walk off.........For sure she'll be touched and wana know you..........keke. hope this help.

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