Just for Laugh - Adult themes jokes

[ROCKERS]

Nice thread...funny bro...:d

[koolAid]

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!

Q. What does a guy and a gun have in common?
A. They both have the ability to misfire.

Q. What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!


Husband always insisted on making love in the dark.
After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator.
She goes balistic, "You impotent bas*ard! How could you lie to me all these years?"
Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, "I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids....."


A boy watches his mum and dad having s*x he ask, "What are you doing ?"
His dad replies, "Making you a brother or sister!"
Boy say, "Do her doggy style I want a puppy."

[Ray06]

[QUOTE=koolAid;3740790][I]Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!

Q. What does a guy and a gun have in common?
A. They both have the ability to misfire.

Q. What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!


Bro,
Thanks for sharing...........

[Ray06]

At 15, a girl is a SURPRISE.
At 25, she is the RIGHT PRICE.
At 35, a GRAND PRIZE.
At 45, a CONSOLATION PRIZE.
At 55, she is a DOOR PRIZE, and
at 65, a GIVEAWAY PRIZE.


What did Snow White complain about after having sex with the 7 dwarfs?
Snow White said, 'I would rather have 7 inches at 1 time.
Not 1 inch 7 times.'


The vagina is the world's best rehabilatation/correction center.
Even the most violent and aggresive penis comes out humbled,
head bowed and reduced in size.

[topcook1]

Great!!!Camping for more..

[Ray06]

Originally Posted by topcook1

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