The type of woman to marry

[bonkster]

When u suggest to a girl to spice things up on bed by watching porn while the two of u do it...

...and she say "aiyoh boy ah, why u watch those things?!"...then u know she is probably like your mum.

[Cheonging101]

Originally Posted by Bangster

Frankly,

I think none of us here know what our mothers are like in bed.

Better not to know....taboo leh..

Bro, I think bro lyontemplar has first hand experience in knowing how his mother is like in bed leh.

He also know how his auntie and mother-in-law is like in bed too.

[Medusa]

Originally Posted by wonderpill

If you are bothered about futures wife's look in the future, just have a look at her mother - 70% replica.

cheers

cannot look like father meh? why must be mother? for me im damn freaking sure im definitely unlike my mum lolz

[Cheonging101]

Originally Posted by Medusa

cannot look like father meh? why must be mother? for me im damn freaking sure im definitely unlike my mum lolz

Err... your cup size so big that means your mum's... er...

[Medusa]

Originally Posted by Cheonging101

Err... your cup size so big that means your mum's... er...

muahahahaha...cup size big is like my mother la...but character wise and feature i looks more like my dad

[eEconomist]

Originally Posted by gilagila100

No need to know loh ...

But if you meet one, you would definitely know what it's like to have a gal behaving like ur mom in bed ...

This one cannot, that one cannot ...
Like this oso not rite, like that oso not rite ...
Muz do like this, muz do like that ...

End up, you dun want to do it at all ...

Ditto. Funny.

[Pole-At-Arms]

Originally Posted by Medusa

muahahahaha...cup size big is like my mother la...but character wise and feature i looks more like my dad

Haha... My ex looks totally different from her mum too.. she took after her dad, and she suspects that her grandma has peranakan blood, that's why she has big tits too..

[Medusa]

Originally Posted by Pole-At-Arms

Haha... My ex looks totally different from her mum too.. she took after her dad, and she suspects that her grandma has peranakan blood, that's why she has big tits too..

haha...although my mum says im pure chinese...but alot of ppl thot im peranakan too...well...chinese mix malay whatever it is..im glad i look like my dad lolz

[Pole-At-Arms]

Originally Posted by Medusa

haha...although my mum says im pure chinese...but alot of ppl thot im peranakan too...well...chinese mix malay whatever it is..im glad i look like my dad lolz

Haha.. Maybe you do have some peranakan blood from your dad's side? Peranakans have it big, like some malays.. chinese tits are getting smaller.. local ones I mean

[Cheonging101]

Originally Posted by Medusa

haha...although my mum says im pure chinese...but alot of ppl thot im peranakan too...well...chinese mix malay whatever it is..im glad i look like my dad lolz

Are you sure you don't have some Peranakan in you?

Well, do you want one?

Okay, lame joke. That and I'm not even Peranakan. Harhar!

[aakumu2]

Originally Posted by eEconomist

Please marry a woman who behaves like:

Your mother - In the kitchen

A prostitute - in the bed room

An actress - when going out



DO NOT marry a woman who behaves like:

Your mother - In bed

An actress - in the kitchen

A prostitute -when going out!

Hi bro,
So true, so true.

Originally Posted by tanhockgin

A gurkha once told me:

Japanese wife
Chinese food
American life

Hi bro,
I thought it was

Japanese wife
Chinese food
American salary

Originally Posted by Bangster

Frankly,

I think none of us here know what our mothers are like in bed.

Better not to know....taboo leh..

Hi bro,
No the sort of things that we would like to know about mothers.


My humble two cents.

[Medusa]

Pole-At-Arms and Cheonging101

haha..i also dunno about my race..guess im a mix...my dad is a taiwanese who got blue eyes though he is a chinese...my grandma is a british...never heard of peranakan tho lolz...

in short..its complicated

[asteroid_sg@hot]

Absolutely Right !!!...how to up bro ?

Originally Posted by eEconomist

Please marry a woman who behaves like:

Your mother - In the kitchen

A prostitute - in the bed room

An actress - when going out



DO NOT marry a woman who behaves like:

Your mother - In bed

An actress - in the kitchen

A prostitute -when going out!

[Cheonging101]

Originally Posted by Medusa

Pole-At-Arms and Cheonging101

haha..i also dunno about my race..guess im a mix...my dad is a taiwanese who got blue eyes though he is a chinese...my grandma is a british...never heard of peranakan tho lolz...

in short..its complicated

Chinese got blue eyes not strange lar. In Romance of the 3 Kingdoms, there's this guy called Sun Quan also got blue eyes. Some more, he got purple hair like Japanese Anime character like that.

[Medusa]

Originally Posted by Cheonging101

Chinese got blue eyes not strange lar. In Romance of the 3 Kingdoms, there's this guy called Sun Quan also got blue eyes. Some more, he got purple hair like Japanese Anime character like that.

ermmm...but dats history...who knows real or not lolz...what im seeing is a real chinese with blue eyes...just find it kinda weird mah