Only supermodels please

[EBloGGeR]

Originally Posted by dustzee

Hi all,

I'm looking for a FB who has won 3 beauty pageants, have super model looks, long legs, big boobs and small waist.

It also helps if you have a master degree in Something, filthy rich but know when not to appear too smart just in case I feel intimidated.

You must be able to laugh at my jokes but be careful not to laugh at me. Pretend to be impressed with whatever I say and know how to act like you are having the best orgasm in the world when we do the deed.

If interested.... please apply

Why don't you state your own "RESUME" and let others consider you first???

[waiwaiz]

haha.....this one is obviously the answer to some of our sis ridiculous demand yet she herself got nothing to offer. one is even 30plus married yet demand alot...haha

gd one TS..........

[handcell]

Originally Posted by waiwaiz

haha.....this one is obviously the answer to some of our sis ridiculous demand yet she herself got nothing to offer. one is even 30plus married yet demand alot...haha

gd one TS..........

hm...agree..
gd luck TS... and keep us updated.....man

[sean009113]

superman can

[dustzee]

Originally Posted by EBloGGeR

Why don't you state your own "RESUME" and let others consider you first???

Hi Bro, my resume as requested

[LoveTits69]

TS, are you a super model that won 3 Manhunt also? If not why did you set your citeria so high?

[dustzee]

My Testimonials

[assrammer]

good crack at the whore mentality bro TS! up you!....... hahaha

but have to minus 1 point as you mention the rich part......... that's the whores' domain...... men don't stoop to that level one

[assrammer]

hey bros! check this out!

http://sbf.directory/showthr...25#post6240825

special thanks to bro TS, the boss and bro Ichigo_Kurosaki

bro TS starts a whacky thread getting a crack at the recent floods of the usual money grabbing whores looking for FB, NSA, ABCDEFGs and my personal favorite, date partners with with all those materialistic demands (more on that topic later). and i join in the fun and post a silly comment and guess what?!??! somebody got offended........ and this newby010 little bitch comes along and zap me because, i think, he has that money grabbing whore mentality too.

boss exposes him, bro Ichigo_Kurosaki notifies me, and now we have identified the number one disgrace to all men. how did you allow yourself to drop to that scumbag level of a money grabbing whore you dishonorable son of a bitch. you must be one of those suck up, boot lickers to your superiors and the disrespectful manipulator among your peers.

remember guys, it's: newby010

i doubt he'll ever be back again........

now, back to the topic of.........

http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=243422

REALLY? SERIOUSLY?

you are 80kg and you don't want to fuck me, but you want my companionship, my athlete machoism, my intelligent conversation skills, sit in my car, buy you dinner and drinks, bring you to movies and send you home? hell! i will pay to stay away from you, and i'll pay even more not fuck you..... you make me sick......

this one is my favorite: http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=247536

of course you can't go to a dating website you self centered money grabbing whore! with all those stupid materialistic demands, all the lonely CEOs will simply get disgusted by what limited shallowness you can come up with....... and what have you got to offer? a loose piece of pussy at best? pity your husband, if you really have one........

you know what's happening here my bros? every girl, from 5yrs old to milf, still have a little lovey dovey princess living inside them. in their own eyes, they all princesses. and that little princess wants her knight in shinning armor to come and rescue her. that's the little girl dream that ALL women have. fast forward to their 20s, 30s, 40s....... all that lovey dovey knight in shinny armor dream story....... well........ didn't happen.

so to fulfill that long overdue little girl's ego, they come here. put up a list of ridiculous demands with almost nothing to offer and hope to get their ego massaged with any reply, follow up post, some attention. and oddly enough, they do get responses, and the more they post, the more attention they get. then something else happens......... they start to think they REALLY are princesses. it doesn't have to be true, it just have to be 'true' to them. that's how a woman operate. and some bros here have part of the blame cause they feed it to them. a simple post like "good luck finding your blah blah blah" = attention = ego massaged = being 'true' in their heads.

grow the fuck up bitches, if you really rich, educated, comfortable (whatever the hell all that means to you) you will not, and don't need to find a 'companion' here. if you do, that pretty much says all the things i need to know about you.

[alan0338]

aiyo, already tio punish liao no need make things so ugly rite, 得饶人处且饶人....

cyber nia, mai so serious bro ...

[blohsg]

oh well ... there are F/Ls & W/Ls for the men out here ... women are just finding their place with their selection criteria.

Go easy on yourself bro ... many fish still out there

[onightguy]

Hahaha. What a nice comedian.

[PhilUnderwood]

Originally Posted by assrammer

hey bros! check this out!

http://sbf.directory/showthr...25#post6240825

special thanks to bro TS, the boss and bro Ichigo_Kurosaki

bro TS starts a whacky thread getting a crack at the recent floods of the usual money grabbing whores looking for FB, NSA, ABCDEFGs and my personal favorite, date partners with with all those materialistic demands (more on that topic later). and i join in the fun and post a silly comment and guess what?!??! somebody got offended........ and this newby010 little bitch comes along and zap me because, i think, he has that money grabbing whore mentality too.

boss exposes him, bro Ichigo_Kurosaki notifies me, and now we have identified the number one disgrace to all men. how did you allow yourself to drop to that scumbag level of a money grabbing whore you dishonorable son of a bitch. you must be one of those suck up, boot lickers to your superiors and the disrespectful manipulator among your peers.

remember guys, it's: newby010

i doubt he'll ever be back again........

now, back to the topic of.........

http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=243422

REALLY? SERIOUSLY?

you are 80kg and you don't want to fuck me, but you want my companionship, my athlete machoism, my intelligent conversation skills, sit in my car, buy you dinner and drinks, bring you to movies and send you home? hell! i will pay to stay away from you, and i'll pay even more not fuck you..... you make me sick......

this one is my favorite: http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=247536

of course you can't go to a dating website you self centered money grabbing whore! with all those stupid materialistic demands, all the lonely CEOs will simply get disgusted by what limited shallowness you can come up with....... and what have you got to offer? a loose piece of pussy at best? pity your husband, if you really have one........

you know what's happening here my bros? every girl, from 5yrs old to milf, still have a little lovey dovey princess living inside them. in their own eyes, they all princesses. and that little princess wants her knight in shinning armor to come and rescue her. that's the little girl dream that ALL women have. fast forward to their 20s, 30s, 40s....... all that lovey dovey knight in shinny armor dream story....... well........ didn't happen.

so to fulfill that long overdue little girl's ego, they come here. put up a list of ridiculous demands with almost nothing to offer and hope to get their ego massaged with any reply, follow up post, some attention. and oddly enough, they do get responses, and the more they post, the more attention they get. then something else happens......... they start to think they REALLY are princesses. it doesn't have to be true, it just have to be 'true' to them. that's how a woman operate. and some bros here have part of the blame cause they feed it to them. a simple post like "good luck finding your blah blah blah" = attention = ego massaged = being 'true' in their heads.

grow the fuck up bitches, if you really rich, educated, comfortable (whatever the hell all that means to you) you will not, and don't need to find a 'companion' here. if you do, that pretty much says all the things i need to know about you.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.... my fern happen to meet one of the "oh i am still a princess" from SBF and his words were "all she did was eat every other hour during the date, and it was no go from the min i saw her"

[assrammer]

gosh..... i gotta keep this thread alive........

i simply love bashing these self centered, money grabbing, golden pussy, ________ < add in your own definition here, whores.

make things ugly??!?! of course i have to make this ugly for the ugly people, god put me here to give them a hard time and i love every minute of it, wouldn't trade it!

go easy on myself? i don't even know what that means...... well, i am happy and comfortable with my life, if that's what you mean. i don't need to go into the details cause this all just words, but who gives a shit anyway? i just love bashing these sons of bitches! i am here to destroy all that 'lovey dovey little princess who wants to cut the throat of anyone stupid enough to buy my story, give me all his money so i can have a better life' romance story. i am here to protect you man...... geez......

not everyone are trolls? what the hell does that mean? so if that money grabbing whore got an angel face and killer body, it's ok to be a money grabbing whore? last time i checked, ALL those money grabbing whores look like that...... now even worse, the 80kg ones also want to be like that............ what the hell has the world come to? what the hell happened to mirrors?!??!

so does that mean your pretty face and killer body is good enough for my companionship, my athlete machoism, my intelligent conversation skills, to sit in my car, for me to buy you dinner and drinks, bring you to the movies and send you home? you better god damn make sure you got a little more integrity than that you low life money grabbing whores.

these people........ simply hopeless........

[abc84]

I agree with u
Some of the 'ladies' that post up threads looking for a fb or just a date are asking too much. U can tell whether they r sincere or not by looking at what they type (looking for a friend only, cannot fuck but guy must have this and that.....) hello who do u think u r, if u ask for so much, u better damn sure u hae all the qualities all guys want.

I always play by the rule 'dont ask for something if u urself also cant accept if if u r the receiving end'. I apply this to everything in life.

But sadly, there still r some guys who really hame us guys by still asking fot contacts despite their self centered requirements, shame on u all who begged for contacts

Originally Posted by assrammer

gosh..... i gotta keep this thread alive........

i simply love bashing these self centered, money grabbing, golden pussy, ________ < add in your own definition here, whores.

make things ugly??!?! of course i have to make this ugly for the ugly people, god put me here to give them a hard time and i love every minute of it, wouldn't trade it!

go easy on myself? i don't even know what that means...... well, i am happy and comfortable with my life, if that's what you mean. i don't need to go into the details cause this all just words, but who gives a shit anyway? i just love bashing these sons of bitches! i am here to destroy all that 'lovey dovey little princess who wants to cut the throat of anyone stupid enough to buy my story, give me all his money so i can have a better life' romance story. i am here to protect you man...... geez......

not everyone are trolls? what the hell does that mean? so if that money grabbing whore got an angel face and killer body, it's ok to be a money grabbing whore? last time i checked, ALL those money grabbing whores look like that...... now even worse, the 80kg ones also want to be like that............ what the hell has the world come to? what the hell happened to mirrors?!??!

so does that mean your pretty face and killer body is good enough for my companionship, my athlete machoism, my intelligent conversation skills, to sit in my car, for me to buy you dinner and drinks, bring you to the movies and send you home? you better god damn make sure you got a little more integrity than that you low life money grabbing whores.

these people........ simply hopeless........