The Malaysian Commercial Sex SceneA section specifically for the great Sin Cities of Malaysia. Dedicated to our brothers across the Causeway. Malaysia Boleh!
Re: Any Ways To Enter Malaysia When Banned From 3 Years??
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.Bonk.003
My suggestions is purely my own opinion, most/all of us here don't face that scenario so most/none of us don't really have the solution.
Things I will do if that happens to me. Some trial & error. Hope that helps.
To re-enter Malaysia, these are the places you can seek help.
1) Immigration Building, KL
Chances are they know nothing or ignore you. It is out of reach too. The most you can do is send email. So skip first.
2) Malaysia Embassy In SG
301, Jervois Road (S)249 077
Phone: +65-2-62350111
Fax: +65-2-67336135
Email: [email protected] www.kln.gov.my
You can try asking here for directions etc. If no results, go to
3) Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Tanglin, Singapore 248163
Email : [email protected]
Tel : (65) 6379 8000
Fax : (65) 6474 7885
MFA One Call Centre: 1-800- 476 8870
If the clerk or whoever entertain you tell you this is not the place, you make a fuss and say u are directed here by other places and now they want push you away. Pressure to see higher authority is needed, if really nothing can be done, get them to contact (1) for you. Most likely MFA won't be ignored. Hope things gets better from there.
But end of the day, maybe just a new passport can get you in, you were a malaysian before, you know how they work...
Re: Any Ways To Enter Malaysia When Banned From 3 Years??
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bebertov
Sorry if this is not the section to post this but I tried all ways n means yet seek no solution hopefully I will be able to resolve this issue after posting here. Overstayed in Malaysia for a week and when I went to the immigration building in KL . I was told to paid a fine for me to be able to get back to Singapore. One of the immigration officer told me to pay $3000rm if I still want to enter Malaysia otherwise I will be banned from entering until 2014. . I chosed not to give in to their unreasonable demand and they chop a big chop in my sin passport indicating I will be barred from entering Malaysia till 2014. This happend 6months ago and now due to some private reason I wish to visit Malaysia on just a 1 time basis for a week. I went to the Malaysia high commission at jervois road and checked which they asked me to call the immigration office in putrajaya . I tried calling for the past few days but nobody answered. Did a google search but can't find any solution. . One of my friend suggested to me that I should make a new passport at SIR and try to enter using the new passport cause KL immigration building won't record it in the system. Will this work ? Hope any bros in Malaysia or Singapore can give me good advice pertaining to this case... much appreciated .....
i think you not have any chanse.only use fake pass
Re: Any Ways To Enter Malaysia When Banned From 3 Years??
There is a definite way of entering Malaysia without hassles. However, you are strictly advised to follow the following procedures, or else you will be held in the Pontian detention centre for at least 1 week, do daily nude squads, and don't forget the MYR 3,000.00 fine.
(1) Get a Malaysian super sportsbike (min 400cc). Please be advised that motard / scramblers / touring / Honda-cups are strictly not recommended.
(2) The best timing to enter Malaysia would be the peak hours from 530pm - 900pm. Please be advised to use the Tuas crossings to avoid the massive jam at Woodlands. Another thing to take note is please wear a green coloured clothes, pants, and preferably a green songkok as well. Don't forget your Touch-n-Go card too.
(3) As soon as you pass through the Tuas checkpoint, you will be travelling approx. 5km before you reach CIQ Bangunan Sultan Abu Bakar.
(4) You will be able to notice a bus lane on your left and motorcycle lane in the middle lane.
(5) Take the bus lane.
(6) Switch off the motorcycle engine and push along the bus lane. Keep yourself to the right-most of the bus lane.
(7) As your clothing matches the background of the greenery plants, you are actually camoflouged from the coffee drinking and snacks eating officers (facing the road). If someone is looking at you, try and stall for a while until their attention is diverted by the next Causeway Link Bus ferrying passengers.
The passengers who got their passports scanned / stamped will 100% push one another and shout at one another at the assembly point to board the bus. This is the time where the officer's attention is diverted.
(8) Merge back to the motorcycle lane and pay RM 1.10 using Touch and Go.
(9) Invert steps 1-8 when returning to Singapore (Be prepared to bring an extra of SGD 300.00 in case the ICA officer in Singapore fines you for using a foreign registered vehicle).
P/S: In case step (7) fails for whatever reasons, be prepared to kick / e-start the motorbike. The 400cc super sportsbike should be able to bring you from 0-100 km/h in less than 5 seconds. This pick up speed should be sufficient for you to escape from the officers. Since it is a offence to escape from the higher authority, you might as well forget about paying the RM 1.10 toll as well. Using the Smart Tag lane for cars, try to bend your body as low as possible for you and the bike to get through the gantry. Don't forget to say cheese, as you will be in the front page of tonight's "Lian He Wan Bao".
Hope this info helps.
Last edited by IntelDuoCore; 14-10-2011 at 02:09 PM.
Reason: Typo error
Re: Any Ways To Enter Malaysia When Banned From 3 Years??
you are very clever boy
Quote:
Originally Posted by IntelDuoCore
There is a definite way of entering Malaysia without hassles. However, you are strictly advised to follow the following procedures, or else you will be held in the Pontian detention centre for at least 1 week, do daily nude squads, and don't forget the MYR 3,000.00 fine.
(1) Get a Malaysia registered motorbike, if you do not have one, try to borrow one.
(2) The best timing to enter Malaysia would be the peak hours from 530pm - 900pm. Please be advised to use the Tuas crossings to avoid the massive jam at Woodlands. Another thing to take note is please wear a green coloured clothes, pants, and preferably a green songkok as well. Don't forget your Touch-n-Go card too.
(3) As soon as you pass through the Tuas checkpoint, you will be travelling approx. 5km before you reach CIQ Bangunan Sultan Abu Bakar.
(4) You will be able to notice a bus lane on your left and motorcycle lane in the middle lane.
(5) Take the bus lane.
(6) Switch off the motorcycle engine and push along the bus lane. Keep yourself to the right-most of the bus lane.
(7) As your clothing matches the background of the greenery plants, you are actually camoflouged from the coffee drinking and snacks eating officers (facing the road). If someone is looking at you, try and stall for a while until their attention is diverted by the next Causeway Link Bus ferrying passengers.
The passengers who got their passports scanned / stamped will 100% push one another and shout at one another at the assembly point to board the bus. This is the time where the officer's attention is diverted.
(8) Merge back to the motorcycle lane and pay RM 1.10 for the Touch and Go.
(9) Invert steps 1-8 when returning to Singapore (Be prepared to bring an extra of SGD 300.00 in case the ICA officer in Singapore fines you for using a foreign registered vehicle).
Re: Any Ways To Enter Malaysia When Banned From 3 Years??
Try this...., come in Malaysia thru thai border..., u wont need any passport to do it, just need to get those malaysian taxi drivers to pick u up. From Danok, u can get a taxi driver for RM50, to bring u across the border, w/o any papers. Or u can try Betong, over there the taxi is slightly more expensive as they charge about RM150-200(round trip). I know this for sure because i have been to both places with frens who forget their passports/border passes......But u will need to fly to Thailand first and work your way down....
Re: Any Ways To Enter Malaysia When Banned From 3 Years??
good idea
better pm idea like this
all will know and way will be closed
Quote:
Originally Posted by hidrochronic
Try this...., come in Malaysia thru thai border..., u wont need any passport to do it, just need to get those malaysian taxi drivers to pick u up. From Danok, u can get a taxi driver for RM50, to bring u across the border, w/o any papers. Or u can try Betong, over there the taxi is slightly more expensive as they charge about RM150-200(round trip). I know this for sure because i have been to both places with frens who forget their passports/border passes......But u will need to fly to Thailand first and work your way down....
Re: Any Ways To Enter Malaysia When Banned From 3 Years??
You are talking cock !!!
Dun know , dont give this stupid advice.
Better go clean. Go to the Malaysian Embassy in S'pore. & seek help.
FY info, now Malaysia suing Biometric System with finger print scanners.
Quote:
Originally Posted by IntelDuoCore
There is a definite way of entering Malaysia without hassles. However, you are strictly advised to follow the following procedures, or else you will be held in the Pontian detention centre for at least 1 week, do daily nude squads, and don't forget the MYR 3,000.00 fine.
(1) Get a Malaysian super sportsbike (min 400cc). Please be advised that motard / scramblers / touring / Honda-cups are strictly not recommended.
(2) The best timing to enter Malaysia would be the peak hours from 530pm - 900pm. Please be advised to use the Tuas crossings to avoid the massive jam at Woodlands. Another thing to take note is please wear a green coloured clothes, pants, and preferably a green songkok as well. Don't forget your Touch-n-Go card too.
(3) As soon as you pass through the Tuas checkpoint, you will be travelling approx. 5km before you reach CIQ Bangunan Sultan Abu Bakar.
(4) You will be able to notice a bus lane on your left and motorcycle lane in the middle lane.
(5) Take the bus lane.
(6) Switch off the motorcycle engine and push along the bus lane. Keep yourself to the right-most of the bus lane.
(7) As your clothing matches the background of the greenery plants, you are actually camoflouged from the coffee drinking and snacks eating officers (facing the road). If someone is looking at you, try and stall for a while until their attention is diverted by the next Causeway Link Bus ferrying passengers.
The passengers who got their passports scanned / stamped will 100% push one another and shout at one another at the assembly point to board the bus. This is the time where the officer's attention is diverted.
(8) Merge back to the motorcycle lane and pay RM 1.10 using Touch and Go.
(9) Invert steps 1-8 when returning to Singapore (Be prepared to bring an extra of SGD 300.00 in case the ICA officer in Singapore fines you for using a foreign registered vehicle).
P/S: In case step (7) fails for whatever reasons, be prepared to kick / e-start the motorbike. The 400cc super sportsbike should be able to bring you from 0-100 km/h in less than 5 seconds. This pick up speed should be sufficient for you to escape from the officers. Since it is a offence to escape from the higher authority, you might as well forget about paying the RM 1.10 toll as well. Using the Smart Tag lane for cars, try to bend your body as low as possible for you and the bike to get through the gantry. Don't forget to say cheese, as you will be in the front page of tonight's "Lian He Wan Bao".
Re: Any Ways To Enter Malaysia When Banned From 3 Years??
My point of view, go in thru a proper channel if possible.
End of the day, your situation need frequent visits to Malaysia and if any detention or held up, things get very nasty and you might lose out at both ends.
Re: Any Ways To Enter Malaysia When Banned From 3 Years??
The problem is that the government in Boleh Land is still under a corrupted practice.
To do the clearance the legal way, you would still have to provide some under table money for faster and efficient clearance, else you may sit down for 6 months for no reply.
Re: Any Ways To Enter Malaysia When Banned From 3 Years??
Quote:
Originally Posted by mermaidstv
try to do
inform us if it is or or not
I will ... Whether success or fail ,i definitely will post.. Thanks much.
Quote:
Originally Posted by nokia65
i think you not have any chanse.only use fake pass
thanks for info but I won't do anything illegal...
Quote:
Originally Posted by hidrochronic
Try this...., come in Malaysia thru thai border..., u wont need any passport to do it, just need to get those malaysian taxi drivers to pick u up. From Danok, u can get a taxi driver for RM50, to bring u across the border, w/o any papers. Or u can try Betong, over there the taxi is slightly more expensive as they charge about RM150-200(round trip). I know this for sure because i have been to both places with frens who forget their passports/border passes......But u will need to fly to Thailand first and work your way down....
this is the best idea so far .. Just nice next week I flying over to thai...from bkk to danok by taxi ? Or ? How long ? Thanks for this piece of valuable info ... Really appreciated ...y
Quote:
Originally Posted by J.Bonk.003
My point of view, go in thru a proper channel if possible.
End of the day, your situation need frequent visits to Malaysia and if any detention or held up, things get very nasty and you might lose out at both ends.
Re: Any Ways To Enter Malaysia When Banned From 3 Years??
have a nice trip
bro
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bebertov
I will ... Whether success or fail ,i definitely will post.. Thanks much.
thanks for info but I won't do anything illegal...
this is the best idea so far .. Just nice next week I flying over to thai...from bkk to danok by taxi ? Or ? How long ? Thanks for this piece of valuable info ... Really appreciated ...y
Re: Any Ways To Enter Malaysia When Banned From 3 Years??
[QUOTE=Bebertov;6451671]from bkk to danok by taxi ? Or ? How long ?
Well, from bkk to danok, i dun know how long it will take u. U might want to fly to hatyai, and take a taxi/van from the airport, not sure how much is gonna cost u(guessing approx 1000baht), but the ride will probably take an hour. Remember, u have to tell the malaysian taxi driver u have no papers to go thru immigration. From wat i know, they(taxi drivers) pay homage to the immgration on both sides on a monthly basis, so have a safe trip......
Re: Any Ways To Enter Malaysia When Banned From 3 Years??
i don't see any problem here. fly here fly there don't make sense. get someone who have good contact with the imm officer on jb side. pay them to ignore your banned and let u pass. same thing when you go back. all chop genuine n no fuss. pm me cos i m the someone
Re: Any Ways To Enter Malaysia When Banned From 3 Years??
Bro, my dad previously has been warned for 1 day overstayed. Although he was not charged or neither fine, everytime he in n out he has difficulty at the CIQ in JB, Wlands Chkpt. He was told to report to the Immgratn Ofc. Btw, he nvr try at Tuas! Anyway, his passport was about to expire. After he change his new passport, no more problem. No longer detained by Immgrtn Ofcr. My conclusion here is as long as u did not do any finger scanning during the June period or while u were detained, i think u r safe! Just go to ICA in Lavender to get a new passport. Is your existing passport under your IC no.? Cos if u were to renew, u will be given a new passport no. n not your IC no. I think that is the reason why my dad was not detained by them anymore! I just hope it will work on u too. No harm trying n Good luck.
PS:Btw my dad is 75yrs old! Maybe they pan chan him due to his age... ???????
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bebertov
Sorry if this is not the section to post this but I tried all ways n means yet seek no solution hopefully I will be able to resolve this issue after posting here. Overstayed in Malaysia for a week and when I went to the immigration building in KL . I was told to paid a fine for me to be able to get back to Singapore. One of the immigration officer told me to pay $3000rm if I still want to enter Malaysia otherwise I will be banned from entering until 2014. . I chosed not to give in to their unreasonable demand and they chop a big chop in my sin passport indicating I will be barred from entering Malaysia till 2014. This happend 6months ago and now due to some private reason I wish to visit Malaysia on just a 1 time basis for a week. I went to the Malaysia high commission at jervois road and checked which they asked me to call the immigration office in putrajaya . I tried calling for the past few days but nobody answered. Did a google search but can't find any solution. . One of my friend suggested to me that I should make a new passport at SIR and try to enter using the new passport cause KL immigration building won't record it in the system. Will this work ? Hope any bros in Malaysia or Singapore can give me good advice pertaining to this case... much appreciated .....