Spitting tales

[Kenny87]

HAHAHA your stories are very funny!!

u are so cute leh!

[DegenerationX]

Originally Posted by Kenny87

HAHAHA your stories are very funny!!

u are so cute leh!

why are u here? quickly go and continue your story

[Coffeecans]

The Giant Moth

It has been a real hard day at work. And the best treat is to enjoy a good back massage. Am new to this area with well known eateries. Finally saw a proper massage signage. Walked up and saw the lady talking to customers.

She saw me. And asked massage?

I nodded. And went in. She directed me to the room and asked me to change into the boxer shorts. She came in. And only then I discovered her sense of dressing. Black top with huge rings of unmatched colours and when she raised her arms you can see the 'wings' which reflected that of a giant moth.

She started massaging and it was terrible. Halfway through I asked how much is 30 mins if I change. She said same price. T_T

No choice, I continued and then a slab of liquid from her mouth came splatting on my back. Yucks! And then she acted if nothing happened. I asked for her to wipe it away then she did. Walau if I didn't then she would have rubbed all over.

When she turned me over, the first thing she said is. We are a clean massage parlour hor. No specials here one.

I looked away.

*Auntie you know what happens to Giant Moths? Ultraman will send them blasting back to outer space. And also, with your curry pok hair and LJ face, you are purely not my vege. Little Max agreed and slept throughout.*

She asked you go massage often? I replied yes. I always go to one place. It's just I want to try others.

Lady Moth: My massage good right? Must be better than your regular one hor.

*Your massage is worse than crap. And my regular masseuse looks at least 10 times better than you and she doesn't wear a moth suit.*

Signing off with an Ah Beng language: Buey Hiaow Bai.
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Enough is enough.
The 3 years of hell.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=314480

Steamy Windows.
Aromatically erotic.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=313807

Days with Jean.
Sequel to What are words. The story of Jean.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=313013

What are words.
Love hurts. Sacrifices only for the sake of love.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=310476

The Floral Top.
An unexpected sexual awakening.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=302329

[Acez89]

more stories hahas

[queeniegal]

Haha damn funny!!!!!!!

[queeniegal]

Ha funny!!!

[Coffeecans]

The 'ATAS' thinktoomuch untouchable queen. Part 1

Another taxing overtime. Weeks without massage.
Little Max was hinting for a good rub.

Why not? Since its payday. Went hunting near my workplace.
Found a quiet place and looks pretty decent. Went in and opted for an hour.

Woah, in came the masseuse with a celebrity's aura. Yini majiam. Let's call her Sexy Lady.

Sexy Lady: You better not touch me or I will leave.

*.....*

Me: I only came for massage.

Sexy Lady: You better be. Hate shallow guys. The moment they see they want touch here touch there. Zek. And they..

Me: Can you start your massage?

And there she went on grumbling for a good hour. Her mouth was like chicken backside, never stop one.

Paid and left, and remembered her name.

The guai lan me came out with a brilliant plan. And Little Max nodded.
__________________________________________________

Enough is enough.
The 3 years of hell.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=314480

Steamy Windows.
Aromatically erotic.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=313807

Days with Jean.
Sequel to What are words. The story of Jean.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=313013

What are words.
Love hurts. Sacrifices only for the sake of love.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=310476

The Floral Top.
An unexpected sexual awakening.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=302329

[Coffeecans]

The 'ATAS' thinktoomuch untouchable queen. Part 2

Its been a week. PAYBACK TIME!

Went over and opted for Sexy Lady again.

She recognized me.

Sexy Lady: It's you. Don't tell me you came looking for me. I'm already attached. So don't try to think of other thoughts. I'm not available. I..

Me: Signs deeply. Can you start your massage but can I request something?

Sexy Lady: What? I told you no specials liao what you want?

Me: Who says I want that? I'm asking can you massage my head first and then back the last. Meaning that I will only turn and lie on my back the last. Can?

Sexy Lady: Oh. Ok. You are a strange one. People massage from the back then flip around. You want the other way.

Me: You say what special ma so this way you will be assured ma.

Sexy Lady: Ok.

It's the first time her mouth was shut. Peace.

She rubbed my tummy and asked me to flip over. Worked on my back and then gradually down.

Me: Sssiii. Pain.

Sexy Lady: Pain? Where? What happened?

Me: My butt. I think your fingernails scratched my butthole. So painful.

Sexy Lady: Really? I'm so sorry. I didn't mean it. Let me check. It's not bleeding.

Puuuuttttttttttttttt! Right in HER FACE.

The fumes went into her nostrils like wasabi as alien language came out gushing from her mouth.

My abs tightened as I bursted out laughing.

She stormed out of the room swearing with her hands fanning her nose.

God that felt real good.

RIGHT IN THE FARTING FACE.
__________________________________________________

Enough is enough.
The 3 years of hell.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=314480

Steamy Windows.
Aromatically erotic.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=313807

Days with Jean.
Sequel to What are words. The story of Jean.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=313013

What are words.
Love hurts. Sacrifices only for the sake of love.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=310476

The Floral Top.
An unexpected sexual awakening.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=302329

[Bigthorn]

really funny stories. Keep them coming....

[Coffeecans]

LITTLE MAX SHOOTS. WHERE?

Lunch. Feeling a little tired from seeing queues everywhere. Wandered around the bustling streets of Chinatown. Massage time.

Saw a nice signage and went up.

Got greeted by a lady in 40s. So yea went massage. Blah blah blah.

J: You wan special? My breast massage very powerful. Its my speciality.

Me: Then you take off?

J: No cannot. I pull up only. Scared ma ta come.

Me: Whatever.

She went on to massage. Her boobs were a C cup. Not bad quite firm and not saggy. Pump pump squeeze squeeze x dunno how many times then Little Max spat all over her lingerie and breasts.

She came close to my ears.

J: Wah you spit into my bra and breasts.

Me: ..... and?

J: I go wash now ok?

I nodded.

J came in and asked.

J: How's it? You feel good?

I smiled.

Nothing much ba. But I'm more interested in the young girl I saw.
__________________________________________________

Enough is enough.
The 3 years of hell.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=314480

Steamy Windows.
Aromatically erotic.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=313807

Days with Jean.
Sequel to What are words. The story of Jean.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=313013

What are words.
Love hurts. Sacrifices only for the sake of love.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=310476

The Floral Top.
An unexpected sexual awakening.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=302329

[Coffeecans]

Close encounter of the HIONG kind

After the SHOOT IN BRA experience, I was aiming for the young lady.

So 1 day, I was darn lucky to have her. As she was the only free masseuse. Huat ah! Lucky day sia! And she wearing tiger print. Not lair-pird print hor.

Her massage was totally DO RE MI FA SO... super piano kind.

She turned me around and asked me in English if I wanted special.

Wah, her English is well spoken wo. No the half pail water kind. Only then I knew she used to be a student here. She was from Nanyang, China. But when I asked she not studying already, she kept quiet.

Opted for a HJ and immediately she pulled down her zip to reveal a super nice B cupped breasts. This was the first time I seen such perfectly shaped boobies and when I cupped it, it was hard. Sian halfs. She immediately stuffed her breasts on my mouth and ordered me to suck.

Ding dong.. The doorbell rang. She shouted.

"Oi.. someone go open the door. I..i'm busy."

Her fingers was furiously wanking Little Max.

Tigeress: Oh it feels good. ahh.

But poor her. She pumped till her arms were tired that she had to change hands. Pumped and kept asking me to suck her breasts.

Little Max fired.

She cleaned herself and kissed me. Collected the money.

*Fish! I think I did alot of work wo. Sucking till my lips swollen. She kept pushing and stuffing her nipples and breasts in my mouth. Should have asked for a discount.* Wahahahha. Somemore fake boob boobs.

__________________________________________________

Enough is enough.
The 3 years of hell.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=314480

Steamy Windows.
Aromatically erotic.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=313807

Days with Jean.
Sequel to What are words. The story of Jean.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=313013

What are words.
Love hurts. Sacrifices only for the sake of love.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=310476

The Floral Top.
An unexpected sexual awakening.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=302329

[Coffeecans]

ARE YOU A ROBOT?

Rainy day. Sad. Can't go back to my office. No umbrellas. No raincoats. How? A good time to head for massage lo.

Went in and registered. Waited and a 22 year old girl came.

22: I massage for you can?

Me: Ok.

Another piano. *WTF why is all the massage places here all PIANO one? Haiz. Sure another cut head place again. Her style? Roll here roll there lo. Majiam you take the vibrator move in circle, end of story.

She turned me around and 'te' me into having a HJ so she can earn a little. Took her around 10 mins to convince.

22: You wan ask another girl to come? We can do together.

Me: No its fine.

22 started her handjob. With that I think i can shoot maybe holding at least 30 mins.

Totally mechanical. Like those you sit on the children's toy, put $1 then they will move. Sama sama.

She kept saying: Please faster cum. Time is running out. Time is running out.

Little Max replied: Cum is NOT cumming out. Cum is not cumming out.

It took her more than 20 mins until Little Max spat.

Her robotic arms nearly rusted. She grunted and went out. Think the screw on her arm came loose.
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Enough is enough.
The 3 years of hell.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=314480

Steamy Windows.
Aromatically erotic.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=313807

Days with Jean.
Sequel to What are words. The story of Jean.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=313013

What are words.
Love hurts. Sacrifices only for the sake of love.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=310476

The Floral Top.
An unexpected sexual awakening.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=302329

[tromba]

bro
ur story power!!!!
i nearly fall off my chair reading them

[Coffeecans]

THE "LITERATURE" TEACHER aka the statue

Back sometime found a lady that does the jua-the-vein for better performance. Went and found the place.

Nothing much about the interior. Shower room small.

She started her massage. Yew. So so only. Then she started her pull-your-bird-vein, and talked and talked. Then took out diagrams and suddenly I became a student. But there were just some things I didn't like so I opted not for it then she pulled the diagram, I got a little irritated and said No.

Allowed autoroam top but no matter how much you press, pull, twist, stroke, cup, fondle, pinch, tickle, hold, slap, hit, touch, no reaction at all.

*I might as well go do it to a white stone marble statue.*

Perhaps I tried the queen of pull-your-kkj-vein and no to shooting within a period of hours, this was nothing.

*Signing off, flashing diagram cards. See you see or not? Its part of pull vein you know you know?*

I think it will be better if she was in the diagram. So I can just discard after use.
__________________________________________________

Enough is enough.
The 3 years of hell.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=314480

Steamy Windows.
Aromatically erotic.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=313807

Days with Jean.
Sequel to What are words. The story of Jean.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=313013

What are words.
Love hurts. Sacrifices only for the sake of love.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=310476

The Floral Top.
An unexpected sexual awakening.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=302329

[Coffeecans]

HOW FAR CAN YOU SHOOT?

It took me so many visits to finally get the special scoop from Masseuse A.
And after getting it, the next few times she auto pump full tank without asking.

*More auto than auto mode*

A: Okie. Let's see how far you can shoot ok?
Me: Win liao lo.
A: Do it la. Let me see can?

Honestly I haven't tried this before.

*Little Max you must do me proud ok?*

She pumped and positioned LM towards me.

Without waiting for me Little Max charged out with a single burst.

*Peeeeewwww. It flew from Little Max to my chest. Lucky for me. If he spit with force I will kena.*

A's eyes shone with amazement as she kept saying.

Woah...see a stream fly out like dragon le. So 'Mei'.

Me: .....

If LM had hit me I sure spank him.

Moral of the story. Never try to do that stunt again.
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Enough is enough.
The 3 years of hell.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=314480

Steamy Windows.
Aromatically erotic.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=313807

Days with Jean.
Sequel to What are words. The story of Jean.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=313013

What are words.
Love hurts. Sacrifices only for the sake of love.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=310476

The Floral Top.
An unexpected sexual awakening.
http://sbf.directory/showthread.php?t=302329