Girl staring dick at public transport

[alt302]

Maybe she like you, or your 'brother'. Ask her if you see her again.
Most girls see my face and turn the other way

[zomgfuckinggood]

If you stare long and hard at the pixelated patterns on your army uniform at the groin area, you will see the hidden 3D picture.

[maybelee]

If i happen to be staring at a guy's crotch, i think i might be stoning and don't know what im staring at until i got 'caught'. Then i'll look away.

[PowerTAN_P_W]

Originally Posted by sane

Congrats, u found ur brother.

he lacks the 'seh' compared to mine, probably need to grow his dick bigger so the girl will not only stare at it but stare with her mouth wide open.

Such is the 'seh' of the ever humble Power Tan.

Rgds,
Ah Wee

[asdfghjkl]

good answer..

[huhu123]

Originally Posted by zomgfuckinggood

If you stare long and hard at the pixelated patterns on your army uniform at the groin area, you will see the hidden 3D picture.

maybe got 4 numbers appear.

[pachyderm]

Are you gay?

[nuclearkid]

Originally Posted by PLSLETMETALK

my job of being a highly skilled bodyguard cum transporter

You know, bro... this is the second post I have seen of you describing your profession that way. Perhaps its an industry jargon but it certainly sounds awkward. Read again... cum transporter??? Seriously? There's such a job out there?

[ah rat]

TS,maybe there was a pubic hair sticking out of yours pant

[PLSLETMETALK]

Originally Posted by nuclearkid

You know, bro... this is the second post I have seen of you describing your profession that way. Perhaps its an industry jargon but it certainly sounds awkward. Read again... cum transporter??? Seriously? There's such a job out there?

You are funny brother !

Made my day off a good day ,been long time since i had a good laugh especially when i am always on missions protecting those important clients due to my job as a highly skilled bodyguard cum transporter . By the way , i don't mean i transport cum , but if a client have the need to do that , i would gladly do that for a fee too of course .

[bochapsing]

ts, she's giving a signal for u to strip her and fuck her on the spot....

u never watched jap porno meh...?

u have missed a great opportunity liao.....

[oktenemy]

She's probably wondering why your dick is so small... so poor thing. Perhaps her bf works as a plastic surgeon who's specialty is doing penis enlargement so she's tempted to give u her bf's namecard?

[ConnerDoReMe]

"Stare cock" await for beatings?? Lolx

[AgentSmith]

My 5 cents worth: Even if the gal takes a fancy on you, she will look all over you instead of just your male reproduction organ.
The way that gal thinks and fantasize is completely different from a guy.

Chances are:
1. She is spacing out and it so happen that her eye balls rested on a particular position.
2. She is not sound in mind and you should be concern if she was to sexually assault you. You will end up feeling horrible instead high.
3. She is not a gal by creation
4. You are simply in dream land

I dunno. Only you know.

[xxFTOxx]

Originally Posted by nuclearkid

You know, bro... this is the second post I have seen of you describing your profession that way. Perhaps its an industry jargon but it certainly sounds awkward. Read again... cum transporter??? Seriously? There's such a job out there?

Of course there is...need ppl to transport sperm to sperm bank wat...cum transporter lor