The KTV Bible - All You Need to Know When Chionging in a KTV

[chowahbeng]

Thanks for the great write-up! Have upped you.

[supercm]

nice read

[Notary]

Hi brothers,


Thanks for reading. Was just sharing my years of experience in the KTV. Didn't want our younger friends to make the same mistakes that I made.

Was wondering, if I were to write a guide on flower joints, which section should I be posting it in? I'm new here in SBF

Nevertheless, looking forward to all of your guidance.

By the way, I wanted to add this additional portion in my post but I've exceeded the 10,000 word limit (maybe the boss could remove this 10,000 word limit on my account )

Drink Driving

I am not going to preach about the whole if you drink and drive you're very irresponsible because your car becomes a weapon and people will die and then I start quoting the previous Ferrari incident and etc.

Yes, the above is important and everyone already knows about it. But what is also important is your Driving License - once you're caught, you'll be suspended from driving and you'll have to retake all the stupid tests. I know an individual who's license got suspended, he retook the driving test 6 times but cannot pass because the tester knows that he is a suspended drink driver.

The solution? Simple, engage a valet.
A few of the valets I use (I don't own any of the undermentioned valet companies - I don't get a commission for flashing their numbers here. I am doing this for our SBF bros' convenience)

(1) DH Valet | +65 9730 3450 | S$38.00
(2) Sincere Valet Services | 8228 2657 or 9233 0233 | S$33.00

If you are not comfortable with using the above, you could:

(A) Google and search for a valet that you're comfortable with
or (B) ask the Mummy to get you a valet (sometimes the Mummy will earn from here, so just be aware)

In addition, if you are sending your girl home, having a driver puts her heart at ease and you look more classy with an assigned driver taking the wheel while the both of you feel each other behind the car.

Always remember, it takes 24,637 bolts to put a car together, but only 1 NUT to spread it all over the road. Drink responsibly and drive responsibily - don't drink and drive.


With pleasure,
Notary

[Notary]

Originally Posted by chris91

Great write-up bro. Just upped you.

Originally Posted by chowahbeng

Thanks for the great write-up! Have upped you.

Hi bros,


Thanks for the appreciation. Just want to clarify, what do you all of you mean by "you have upped me"?


With pleasure,
Notary

[smallplayer]

Bro,
Very nice to see such a detailed and good writeup.
Really good advice to fellow ktv bros.

From the looks and price, seem u r more into prc ktv.

Of course the other scene out there is the vietnam ones, which I prefer more.
Price considerably lower, mostly because of ktv environment (not as atas) and also quality generally (but not always) not seen as good.
But personally been to both kinds...somethings I feel:

1. It is very important to know market rates and practices. Pamper them and spoil ur own pockets. We all want ROI ( Return on Investment ) but it differs from people to people. The sky is the limit, but do play within your means.
2. Remember to treat all stories heard as movie scripts. Their stories rival that of the best movies out there. Can agree but before any big actions, do ask seasoned bro for advice. End of the day, protect yourself.
3. Mummy vs no mummy system. Some ppl don't like mummy cos of additional tips. But they help to settle disputes and also help u keep lookout, not to mention new stocks. So your choice of which ktv to go. Non mummy places u have to hunt on ur own..and sometimes if choose wrongly..can spoil ur evenings.
4. Chionging ktv is about having fun. If you go with bro u know long time then all good. If go with new ppl, better to understand chionging styles. Some bros are more possessive, or alcohol blackhole (drink non stop), so better to clarify and not spoil the night.

Got more to share..but let's leave it here for now. .

[Notary]

Originally Posted by smallplayer

Bro,
Very nice to see such a detailed and good writeup.
Really good advice to fellow ktv bros.

From the looks and price, seem u r more into prc ktv.

Of course the other scene out there is the vietnam ones, which I prefer more.
Price considerably lower, mostly because of ktv environment (not as atas) and also quality generally (but not always) not seen as good.
But personally been to both kinds...somethings I feel:

1. It is very important to know market rates and practices. Pamper them and spoil ur own pockets. We all want ROI ( Return on Investment ) but it differs from people to people. The sky is the limit, but do play within your means.
2. Remember to treat all stories heard as movie scripts. Their stories rival that of the best movies out there. Can agree but before any big actions, do ask seasoned bro for advice. End of the day, protect yourself.
3. Mummy vs no mummy system. Some ppl don't like mummy cos of additional tips. But they help to settle disputes and also help u keep lookout, not to mention new stocks. So your choice of which ktv to go. Non mummy places u have to hunt on ur own..and sometimes if choose wrongly..can spoil ur evenings.
4. Chionging ktv is about having fun. If you go with bro u know long time then all good. If go with new ppl, better to understand chionging styles. Some bros are more possessive, or alcohol blackhole (drink non stop), so better to clarify and not spoil the night.

Got more to share..but let's leave it here for now. .

Bro smallplayer,

Actually there was a period in my life where I totally stop sitting with PRC girls because I felt that they were too self-righteous. I then had an overwhelming number of Vietnam friends. My only problem with them is due to the following:

1. Language barrier, not all of them can understand and communicate in English very well. Google translate sucks at translating Vietnamese.
   
2. When the Viet girls talk, the talk like as if they are fighting with their friends. Its hard to tell when they are really in a quarrel.

But I must say, the sex with the Viets is delicious. They are less conservative compared to the PRCs, resulting in a lot more fun with them when doing the do.


With pleasure,
Notary

[damong777]

Originally Posted by Notary

Hi bros,


Thanks for the appreciation. Just want to clarify, what do you all of you mean by "you have upped me"?


With pleasure,
Notary

Up is referring to adding of your reputation

[damong777]

Originally Posted by smallplayer

Bro,
Very nice to see such a detailed and good writeup.
Really good advice to fellow ktv bros.

From the looks and price, seem u r more into prc ktv.

Of course the other scene out there is the vietnam ones, which I prefer more.
Price considerably lower, mostly because of ktv environment (not as atas) and also quality generally (but not always) not seen as good.
But personally been to both kinds...somethings I feel:

1. It is very important to know market rates and practices. Pamper them and spoil ur own pockets. We all want ROI ( Return on Investment ) but it differs from people to people. The sky is the limit, but do play within your means.
2. Remember to treat all stories heard as movie scripts. Their stories rival that of the best movies out there. Can agree but before any big actions, do ask seasoned bro for advice. End of the day, protect yourself.
3. Mummy vs no mummy system. Some ppl don't like mummy cos of additional tips. But they help to settle disputes and also help u keep lookout, not to mention new stocks. So your choice of which ktv to go. Non mummy places u have to hunt on ur own..and sometimes if choose wrongly..can spoil ur evenings.
4. Chionging ktv is about having fun. If you go with bro u know long time then all good. If go with new ppl, better to understand chionging styles. Some bros are more possessive, or alcohol blackhole (drink non stop), so better to clarify and not spoil the night.

Got more to share..but let's leave it here for now. .

Regardless of which ktv type one prefer, I believe the most impt are

1) play within your limit. Everyone want to be hero or has been a hero before. Racking up tons of credit bills is dumb and getting declared bankrupt is worse.
2) do not jeopardize family and career. Not with losing family and career over a woman.
3) never kill urself over a woman or do stupid things. There will be always more. Just move on.
4) if kena KC or KC gal, is ur own call. Dun blame others. It is your call in first place. People may want to help u but u too deep in Liao. So any outcome later u going live with u. Highest danger of going ktv if u r novice.
5) never never think u know everything. There is always something we may not know. So good to share information.
6) it is highly addictive if you cannot control. Will end up in point 1 if you fall for the false premises of escaping from reality.
7) lastly it is your life and your choice. There will be never no right or wrong. Just know why are you going there and choose wisely. If not time and money all down the drain.


Anyway this is not to offend anyone. Just a summary of key points of ktv or hfj.

[Notary]

Originally Posted by damong777

Up is referring to adding of your reputation

May I enquire, what is the use of reputation for?


With pleasure,
Notary

[smallplayer]

Originally Posted by Notary

Bro smallplayer,

Actually there was a period in my life where I totally stop sitting with PRC girls because I felt that they were too self-righteous. I then had an overwhelming number of Vietnam friends. My only problem with them is due to the following:

1. Language barrier, not all of them can understand and communicate in English very well. Google translate sucks at translating Vietnamese.
   
2. When the Viet girls talk, the talk like as if they are fighting with their friends. Its hard to tell when they are really in a quarrel.

But I must say, the sex with the Viets is delicious. They are less conservative compared to the PRCs, resulting in a lot more fun with them when doing the do.


With pleasure,
Notary

Learning vietnamese is not easy. And yes they do sound like market aunties.
But pick up a few key words and u will have lots of fun with them already.
Some languages r universal.
U like FNF then $$$ all know.
U like kc, then put more heart.

I'm not saying viet or prc which is better.
The method of play is different in each.

But at ktv. .we all want to have fun.
As long don't be shy..sometimes being stupid instead makes it more fun.
Sex wise...I won't rock whole boat. I had good for both and bad too.

The most impt thing to rem going to ktv.
Small head cannot rule big head.

[Notary]

Originally Posted by damong777

4) if kena KC or KC gal, is ur own call. Dun blame others. It is your call in first place. People may want to help u but u too deep in Liao. So any outcome later u going live with u. Highest danger of going ktv if u r novice.

Tell me about it, have a special hate for those who like to blame other people for their own stupidity.

"It is all your fault, you introduced me to Resorts World Sentosa Casino last year thats why I've become a gambling addict, I've lost my whole family because of you!"

"John lor... he took me to my first KTV experience and now I every week will go at least once."


These people need brain surgery. Pui.


With pleasure,
Notary

[Notary]

Originally Posted by smallplayer

The most impt thing to rem going to ktv.
Small head cannot rule big head.

Haha, I guess in all cases and not just in the KTV - "small head cannot rule big head"


With pleasure,
Notary

[smallplayer]

Anyway before we get too emo.
Comparison for viet vs prc ktv.

Prc ktv and viet joints room charges actually don't differ too much.
Sometimes ppl think too much abt room damage..then in the end kena burnt on girls.
So it's more impt see what u want.

Tips wise. .viet have between 20 to 30 but prc is 30 and above.
Of cos those don't butterfly (not booking ) u should pay more.
Reason is..u spoil market..other bros also kena.
Don't be becos of face..tip reasonable.
But this is just me.

Take away (dabao) also viet is cheaper relatively.
But as I said earlier..sky is limit..

Challenge is like u said..language.
But u can find good quality Viets around.

Then of cos u have hybrid ktv...both prc and viet.
Best of both worlds..lol. damage for rooms equal to mod class joints and above.

Hope u all bro have a happy hunting /s in 2015@@!

[newbie85]

Originally Posted by smallplayer

Anyway before we get too emo.
Comparison for viet vs prc ktv.

Prc ktv and viet joints room charges actually don't differ too much.
Sometimes ppl think too much abt room damage..then in the end kena burnt on girls.
So it's more impt see what u want.

Tips wise. .viet have between 20 to 30 but prc is 30 and above.
Of cos those don't butterfly (not booking ) u should pay more.
Reason is..u spoil market..other bros also kena.
Don't be becos of face..tip reasonable.
But this is just me.

Take away (dabao) also viet is cheaper relatively.
But as I said earlier..sky is limit..

Challenge is like u said..language.
But u can find good quality Viets around.

Then of cos u have hybrid ktv...both prc and viet.
Best of both worlds..lol. damage for rooms equal to mod class joints and above.

Hope u all bro have a happy hunting /s in 2015@@!

Good info. Just wanna reiterate that you can't get away with a tip lesser than 50 at joints like K2, Miracle and Crown Music Box unless you have the look and charm of a certain Gumshoebao who can even coax the viet girl to lam tinh with him for a mere $10 tip.

[smallplayer]

Originally Posted by newbie85

Good info. Just wanna reiterate that you can't get away with a tip lesser than 50 at joints like K2, Miracle and Crown Music Box unless you have the look and charm of a certain Gumshoebao who can even coax the viet girl to lam tinh with him for a mere $10 tip.

There are and there will always be.
There are many hidden dragons and tigers just in this forum alone..not to mention outside.
But personally I like how one movie puts it..总有一天要还的。
But all to their own.