When FL meet OC

[soundworks]

Bro ts,i think when the FL decided to quit and get a normal, it meant she want to put everything behind and start all over again. Hence i think u r quite safe.

[F O R C E]

You should say, 'siao eh, chin ku bo du teo, le cibai ho bo'

[Toyota Honda]

O.. Easy.. I will infront of my wife, tell her....

"Hey, I fucked you before, remember me? You said I was the longest you had in your lifetime. The 10" one... U were really good, very flexible and the doggie was fantastic.. you are the best I ever had in my life, much better than the OTHER FLs I had. Too bad you have retired the scene but good for you to have moved on to a good job." Then turn to wife and say. " Wah wife, you should have seen how we shagged and sweated man... Maybe next time 3 of us can not only have dinner but sex too.. Indeed she is so fated to be your new found best friend, cos best friends share many things together."

Did I give TS the answer he wants to hear?

[Toyota Honda]

Originally Posted by F O R C E

You should say, 'siao eh, chin ku bo du teo, le cibai ho bo'

Or in hokkien.

"Ji Bai Ho Bo, Wu Lan Jiao Gor Bo?"

Translate as.

"How have you been?, Got pple take care Bo?"

[Lanchio1]

1st thing that comes to my is ..... 3some

[aczeta76]

Originally Posted by skirtchaser639

Not sure if there is such thread before, pardon me if I am posting same question again.

Am sure some bros had bonk local FL before.
Here's the scenario, the FL you bonk had retire and had a normal day job.
Happen one day, your OC want to invite a friend/colleague for a meal (dinner/lunch doesn't matter) together with you.
Happily agree to eat together, not knowing who the person is.
At the dinning table, you get a shock out of your life that the person sitting down next to your OC is the FL you bonked.
Your OC introduce her as your OC new found best friend/colleague.

When this happen, what will be your thoughts? And what will you do or say?

Tell her "Ni Hao... wo men hao jiu bu jian" and leave it to her to think of way out.

hahaha

[otamay]

Originally Posted by Toyota Honda

Or in hokkien.

"Ji Bai Ho Bo, Wu Lan Jiao Gor Bo?"

Translate as.

"How have you been?, Got pple take care Bo?"

Your translation is too mild....because the sound is quite smiliar to hokkien.
So the actual meaning should be very vuglar... for the benefit of those who don't understand.
Here its goes..... "How is your pussy.... any cock taking care of you!!"

Well to the TS poser, I think will try to entice her to have a 3P since best friend mah...
must share share and take care of each other inner feelings. right??

[glster]

the fl will act blur also la, i dont think she will tell your wife "hey your husband paid me for sex"

[CUM2ME]

Originally Posted by skirtchaser639

Not sure if there is such thread before,
At the dinning table, you get a shock out of your life that the person sitting down next to your OC is the FL you bonked.
Your OC introduce her as your OC new found best friend/colleague.

When this happen, what will be your thoughts? And what will you do or say?

Wah,... like that Horrr sei liao....

Since it is your OC's new found best fren, can make her your best fren too. I hear this before, your money is her (OC's) money, so the next best thing you can do is to make her your best fren too... (Explicitly, your Fuck Buddy) FREE SOME MORE,... Yeeehaaa........

If your OC is the adventurous type, maybe can have threesome,... Uuuwow!!!!

2 Pussies to 1 cock,.... *Slurrrp!*

Come to think of it, I think someone should include an addendum to the Woman's Charter,

If OC cannot provide sex, must allow man to have 2IC
On certain cases, even 3IC and 4ICs... Hahaha... More variety,... and no need to spend $$ on FLs...

[Bangster]

I personally think this type of scenario is very remininscent of HK and Sg TV serials.

The mostest unlikely impossible unprobable unbelievable happening will always appear on stupid TV serials.

[goofybaby69]

It spelt BIG TROUBLE...she gonna blackmail you and screw up your marriage!

it reminds me of the scene in Basic Instinct where Michael Douglas came home found Glenn Close in his house talking to the wife.

You do what Michael Douglas did in the movie lah...

[Shim]

Haha, both of you are good ,....

Originally Posted by F O R C E

You should say, 'siao eh, chin ku bo du teo, le cibai ho bo'

Originally Posted by Toyota Honda

Or in hokkien.

"Ji Bai Ho Bo, Wu Lan Jiao Gor Bo?"

Translate as.

"How have you been?, Got pple take care Bo?"

[chinacat]

I dun think so, the FL telling you wife you eat outside.
The FL also a gal what...she knw what she doing

[civiccat]

may i suggest when your wife goes to the kitchen, u whisper to the ex FL... and request her out of goodwill to teach your wife those techniques of hers so that U can post in "how often you screw your wife" thread that U are the happiest married man in the sillypore.....

[infinitiumus]

For me, I will do the unthinkable.

I will tell my OC that I have bed her friend before.

Ha ha ha