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[MeePokMaiHum]

So many jialat stories

[jkaeding]

This happened many years back ago, with my ex-gf.

went drinking one night with my friends and her till quite high, took a cab back to my place to stay the night. That time still in NS, so weekend try to find chance bring gf back and bonk at every opportunity. Even though when reach home very tired, but army not released dont feel satisfied, so started to grope her in my room to start the ball rolling.

She started to bbbj me after i grope her, so I happily lie on the bed while she blow. Then starting to feel really tired and was beginning to fall asleep. Next thing I know, she stop the bj and she laid beside me with her back facing her. I thought "siao liao, ask for sex still doze off. this time really must make up for it". Then i started to pacify her and wanted to keep the action going by groping her. After rejecting my advances for 5 mins, she asked if I knew what I did. So i told her it was my bad, I didnt know what was going on shortly after she started the bj. She told me I said another girl's name when she bj me.

WTF?! I wasn't cheating on her then, so I didnt know which girl's name did I say. She refuse to tell me what I said and keep asking me to confess. Shit dragged on for 30 mins before it ended. Good thing she let me off the hook because she know I am bad at lying (which i wasn't then) but no more action that night. Apparently I said quite a few things too other than a girl's name.

Till today I still dont know what did I say that night. Guess I will never know.

[tikogoh]

Originally Posted by sun814

another time was with 2 female colleagues, wanted to show them some words or excel documents from my thumb disk on my laptop. just after opening the files in the thumbdisk, a pic of my fb bbbj for me appears on the screen I had to scramble to close the pic, after that I have to make the apologies to them, and i have to explain that that was my wifey (luckily they have never seen her before)

reminds me of the time at uni, when I was working on assignment and swapping windows with porn (that time still 56k modem, so you know the images take time to load).

Female classmate came over and asked me something about the assignment and I ALT + TAB the wrong window to her!

Definitely she was shocked. I calmly apologised to her that she saw the wrong window haha


I'll post more stories later, especially jialat case this year....

[ah rat]

Originally Posted by Babyrexx

Simply can't understand why some people just don't understand that this is not a forum for them to rant their personal political dissatisfaction in. Grow up. Get a live and move on. Stop wasting our time with your political post..

Forum moderator already warned not to post politic issue.I think moderator himself no read this thread,so action taken

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you for your jialat story.

Originally Posted by Sturmgrenadier

Years ago when I was in the army (NS), we used to chiong KTV or go clubbing every weekend until the money ran out - which usually meant 1-2 weekends max.

I remember this one time we were pretty destitute and didn't have a lot of cash between us - so some champion in the group suggested that we go to a lup sup bar in Geylang and try our luck.

Never been lup sup bar before and so we naively agreed lor. Once reach there, the mamasan was surprised to see such young men there and was very happy to show us inside.

We were ushered into a dimly lit room with just a big "U" shaped sofa, a table and nothing else. We ordered coffee shop style big bottles of beer for cheap and were very pleased with ourselves thinking we had found a cheap place to teh neh neh.

Until the mamasan arrived with the girls....wah lan eh they were fucking aunties in their 40's or 50's dressed in OTT getai style dressing lor and they were actually EAGER to sit with such young men rather than the usual lao tikos's that they literally chose us rather than us asking them to sit.

As luck would have it? There was not enough girls and left two of us guys that haven't got a girl yet and the worst part is that it was a super tua leng gong (super fat aunty) with humongous neh neh thinking of me or my buddy to choose from.

My buddy fast hand fast leg as I was sat there paralyzed with disgust and fear and got up to "go toilet" wor and so I tio the big fatty sit with me.

Jialat rite? But thats not the worst thing.

The worst thing was that she literally pull my arm, pinned it under her sweaty armpit and FORCED me to fondle her disgusting boobs lor.

knnbccbpuipuipuipuipui. Still haven't forgiven my army buddy till this day lol - but really its my own fault for being slow lah.

Jialat bo?

[SibueyJiaLat]

Originally Posted by startthread

Sam should empower TS to remove unwanted interfering post(noise) that superimpose with the wanted post(signal).

Thank you for comment.

[SibueyJiaLat]

Originally Posted by Babyrexx

Simply can't understand why some people just don't understand that this is not a forum for them to rant their personal political dissatisfaction in. Grow up. Get a live and move on. Stop wasting our time with your political post..

Yes, dun put jialat Political stories here.

We want sex related jialat stories here.

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you for your jialat story.

Originally Posted by jkaeding

This happened many years back ago, with my ex-gf.

went drinking one night with my friends and her till quite high, took a cab back to my place to stay the night. That time still in NS, so weekend try to find chance bring gf back and bonk at every opportunity. Even though when reach home very tired, but army not released dont feel satisfied, so started to grope her in my room to start the ball rolling.

She started to bbbj me after i grope her, so I happily lie on the bed while she blow. Then starting to feel really tired and was beginning to fall asleep. Next thing I know, she stop the bj and she laid beside me with her back facing her. I thought "siao liao, ask for sex still doze off. this time really must make up for it". Then i started to pacify her and wanted to keep the action going by groping her. After rejecting my advances for 5 mins, she asked if I knew what I did. So i told her it was my bad, I didnt know what was going on shortly after she started the bj. She told me I said another girl's name when she bj me.

WTF?! I wasn't cheating on her then, so I didnt know which girl's name did I say. She refuse to tell me what I said and keep asking me to confess. Shit dragged on for 30 mins before it ended. Good thing she let me off the hook because she know I am bad at lying (which i wasn't then) but no more action that night. Apparently I said quite a few things too other than a girl's name.

Till today I still dont know what did I say that night. Guess I will never know.

[mustachio]

Have not posted for years. Don't usually go online but this thread is really interesting and funny. My share...
Many years ago was with ex-gf at one of the budget hotels. Was boiling water. Somehow water overflowed or there was water at the socket. Then sparks and minor explosion. Power was cut and room went dark immediately.
At a loss... hotel staff came knocking. Wrapped towels around us and ex was nervous. Opened door and hotel staff came with flashlights. Asked what happened and said the whole hotel was blacked out. Then lights came on and ex so paiseh covered face. Don't have many jialat incidents but this one really was. Stopped cheonging totally and now married and totally faithful.

[liketofuck]

Got one time i bonk a WL. While she BJ me i share with her a story:
"A son spotted his father and mummy having sex. The father felt guilty so he gave money for the son to call chick. The son happily rush toward prostitute. On his way the son met the grandmother. He told grandmother the happening and his intention to call chick. After some negotiation it ended up the son have sex with the grandmother to save his money. That evening the father curiously chat with the son for FR. The Father was shock to know that his son have sex with grandmother. The father question the son: "How can you have sex with your grandmother who is my mummy?" Son question back:" You can have sex with my mummy, why i cannot have sex with your mummy?"
Suddenly the WL laugh and bite my small brother. Quite pain hor! Since then never tell joke during BJ.

[silvermonkey]

Originally Posted by liketofuck

Got one time i bonk a WL. While she BJ me i share with her a story:
"A son spotted his father and mummy having sex. The father felt guilty so he gave money for the son to call chick. The son happily rush toward prostitute. On his way the son met the grandmother. He told grandmother the happening and his intention to call chick. After some negotiation it ended up the son have sex with the grandmother to save his money. That evening the father curiously chat with the son for FR. The Father was shock to know that his son have sex with grandmother. The father question the son: "How can you have sex with your grandmother who is my mummy?" Son question back:" You can have sex with my mummy, why i cannot have sex with your mummy?"
Suddenly the WL laugh and bite my small brother. Quite pain hor! Since then never tell joke during BJ.

Hahaa that's a very important lesson learnt

[tikogoh]

Originally Posted by tikogoh

I'll post more stories later, especially jialat case this year....

Now to carry on my most jialat case. I've been seeing ML for more than 2 years. I'm one of her regulars, so the massages are quite good and very happy. This year, I post something on my Line app and my ML liked the post. Eventually my wife saw the post (possibly because my friend told her) and she asked me who is that girl. Tried to siam the question but not successful. Eventually confessed so I closed my Line account and removed myself from Wechat (important for next story).

Eventually, my wife accepted me again (the story is here ) and so I narrowly siam a divorce.

My mum knows because my wife told her but she has yet to talk to me about it. I'll see my mum in January when I return back to Singapore for holidays. Mentally prepared to be scolded very jialat......

[tikogoh]

As said in the last thread about removing myself from Wechat, I rejoined again because of wife's family group chat.

An unfamiliar contact added me and chatted with me. Because her name is a common FL name, I thought she wanted some service, so I enquired. The chats stopped as fast as it happened. Anyway, eventually it clicked. I know who she is.

She's my son's classmate's mum! A good looking PRC who married a Malaysian. They invited me to their daughter's birthday months before.

And I stupidly did not check who it was before I replied her message. The realization hit very bad. No wonder I never saw her again. Worse of all, the other mums all don't talk to me anymore. Not even a smile or a look. So I know I'm blacklisted from here.

I've tried to contact the mum but too late. She blocked my number.

Jialat. Very jialat.

That's my 2 incidents this year. I dare not go back for massages for now, until next year, because of my promise to a couple of people to give FRs.

[cocky1234]

i just started relationship with a new gf.. at 1st feel happy n lucky to have her.. but now realized she is not into sex type of girl n with hold sex.. sex is taboo for her.. is that jialat ??

[indotaipun]

Originally Posted by cocky1234

i just started relationship with a new gf.. at 1st feel happy n lucky to have her.. but now realized she is not into sex type of girl n with hold sex.. sex is taboo for her.. is that jialat ??

Very jialat ..... pity you bro