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20-11-2009, 10:00 PM
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 Already booked another two sessions before she went back @ end of the month 
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20-11-2009, 10:04 PM
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20-11-2009, 10:07 PM
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21-11-2009, 01:24 PM
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Oh yes, wrong info... just to correct myself... - DKJ's last day will be Nov. 29 and going back on the 30th. - She may be back on Dec. 3 for another 3 weeks, depending on whether she can get clearance fm Customs. - She may be back in April next year. So take note of the maybes and book your slots - they are going fast! Please dun zap me hor, I'm not her OKT... Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!! Cheers and have a great weekend. 
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#306
22-11-2009, 12:23 PM
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 Her business really good, and during my session several bors call in for booking but no slot available, need to book inadvance for at least 2 days
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#308
24-11-2009, 12:18 AM
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Just had my session with DKJ. First of all, a million thanks to bro cnlook9200 for sharing the contact!
I'm really grateful you took the initiative to share and help fellow bros in SBF. Called up DKJ 2 days ago, and she gave me a timing promptly. Fast forward to today -- DKJ rang me up as I was making my way to the hotel, and promptly told me the room number. Rang the door bell, and was greeted by an aunty who looked like she was in her 40s. Once I entered the room, I passed her some drinks that I bought along the way. She appreciated it, but told me that it wasn't necessary as she doesn't drink much water. Besides, I noticed that she has A LOT of bottled water on her table. No joke. She told me to remove my pants and lie on the bed. She didn't ask me what's wrong, so I told her my problem of having an irregular performance; most of the time being able to fuck for an hour like a stud..and sometimes losing steam after 10 mins into the FJ. She questioned the number of times I had sex in a week; I told her it wasn't always regular, but roughly 3 times a week. She nodded and said she will take a look at my 2IC first to see how bad the situation is. Nothing was mentioned about the appearance of my 2IC, so I guess that's a good thing. She went on to give her diagnosis: No sperm = cannot fire = 2IC cannot go soft. And the reason behind the 10 mins timeout -- Too much sperm collected down in the nuts, so urge of firing increases ten folds. A good sex session should typically last for 15~20 mins. A session too long means your magazine is empty. Sex should be limited to once a week(WHAT!!!). Told me to refuse my girlfriend's requests/beggings for sex, as men are always on the losing end when it comes to sex. A woman can fuck 20 times a day and not suffer the same consequences as a man. Heard of the saying, "1 drop of semen = 10 drops of blood"? Shall not mention the other pointers, as it has been mentioned numerous times in this thread. I'm still quite upset that BBBJ was in the list...LIKE THAT HOW TO SURVIVE?!!!!!  Some extras -- No sour food and to shower 1 hour after sex. Apparently, showering immediately after sex is bad for your sperm. Uh oh, gotta start refusing after-action shower!PCC is bad because it messes up your veins and may trap your sperm inside your nuts. Young people can still get strong erections even with screwed up nuts, but the trouble will begin when they hit their 30s. Told me about the Cantonese saying of 'tree fall, monkey all run off'. A man can be successful and rich, but if he doesn't take care of his 2IC, no woman will want him even if he is filthy rich. DKJ suggested that I return for a few more sessions, and see if things improve. I've booked 2 more sessions with her  She applied baby oil and began to massage the groin area, area about my 2IC, and vertically on my balls. I could feel her pressing against the veins on the sides of my groin...very weird feeling. She repeated these steps through the entire session. Fortunately, no pain or discomfort was felt. When I got home, I did notice that the right side of my groin was red and a little painful to the touch. Friction burn? During the session, DKJ explained to me the rationale of her job...she doesn't mind doing this job despite having back aches and fatigue from helping 9 bros a day. Why? Because she feels that it's her duty to help fellow bros to regain their manhood! Due to the massive number of bros in SBF booking her, she didn't even have the time to ring up her regulars! Bros who flew her kite were either been blacklisted or forced to pay double for the next session, because she strongly feels that a missed time slot is akin to refusing a potential bro who could use her help. Note of advice to fellow bros..DKJ is very particular about punctuality and keeping your promise! I could see DKJ was very tired, as she closed her eyes and continued to JG several times. Nevertheless, she continued to chit chat with me. We talked about some personal stuff, like how she met her shifu, her family, HK dramas(she has a ton of them back home), etc. She told me that tentatively, she would be back on Dec 3rd. Stay for a couple of weeks, and probably be back during March. Before I knew it, she began to unroll a few pieces of toilet paper and started to clean me up. Huh, so fast?? I got dressed and looked at the clock. 50 mins have passed and I didn't even know! She told me to shower 2 hours after the session; I didn't ask her why though. Proceeded to book the next 2 sessions with her, after which I left to let her take a breather before the next bro. Will be looking forward to the next session!
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#309
24-11-2009, 10:14 PM
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maybe your dick can not do BBBJ lai (just joking).I also learn from other source that having shower after sex is not good for the didi blood circulation. now trying to delay the after job washing part a bit. Looking forward to my next session with her, and hope she will be back in Dec.
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#310
24-11-2009, 10:47 PM
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Looking fwd to my next session too!
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#311
24-11-2009, 11:34 PM
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hey bros saw all the wonderful praises about DJK and decided to try her services so i obtained ctc from TS bro.
anyway i called her and she talked in chinese !!! >.< i cant speak chinese nor malay and she cant speak english!!! i was dam sad that cannot try so now i'm asking for help from bros here if any of you could help me book slot i will appreciate it a lot thanks i hope no one zaps me for this cause i really wanna try
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#312
25-11-2009, 01:35 AM
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My suggestion is -- find a friend/fb who isn't shy to accompany you along, get her to call DKJ for a slot, and bring her along. Tell DKJ over the phone that you intend to bring your girlfriend over to translate, as you don't speak mandarin but wish to engage her services. Sincerity is the key here. On a side note, I believe all her slots are filled. Tentatively, she will be returning to our shores on the 3rd of December..so take this time to find a translator yah? Good luck bro 
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#314
25-11-2009, 09:46 AM
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#315
25-11-2009, 10:41 AM
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No problem...I believe everyone should get the chance to be helped by DKJ, since we are on this forum for 1 purpose
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