Batam Casino & Bola Might Be Closed For Another 3 Months

[Batam Man]

Originally Posted by DNAT

ai ya .. de seow BM a bit nia mah .. you scare he will eat you huh?
- I also not scare, you scare what .. haha

You everyday de seow me goot meh?

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by JOGK

not scare follow me this weekend lor

mai lah ... I this weekend not free leh

[JOGK]

Originally Posted by DNAT

mai lah ... I this weekend not free leh

not free? got what kang tao?

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by JOGK

not free? got what kang tao?

my kang tao = weekend got queen duty

[swing123]

Originally Posted by DNAT

my kang tao = weekend got queen duty

hmmm, who taught me the last time, SHOOT the queen

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by swing123

hmmm, who taught me the last time, SHOOT the queen

must be that ti gong ti seow Ah Tu

cannot anyhow shoot the queen lah ... if not you old that time ask who to take care of you? .. get an Indo maid har?

[swing123]

Originally Posted by DNAT

must be that ti gong ti seow Ah Tu

cannot anyhow shoot the queen lah ... if not you old that time ask who to take care of you? .. get an Indo maid har?

Ah Tu boh tai boh zi sneezing non-stop now...ha ha

old that time if got no queen, withdraw CPF, go kalimantan buy chinese bride or go Balai pow indon cewek, just like what that ti gong ti seow Ah Tu lor

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by swing123

old that time if got no queen, withdraw CPF, go kalimantan buy chinese bride or go Balai pow indon cewek, just like what that ti gong ti seow Ah Tu lor

let me tell u 2 stories lah ..

1. This one came out in the newspapers - An ah pek said he went Batam, with frens, to jalan jalan and he met this 30 y.o.+ woman at a coffe shop over there. He started to visit that woman serveral times and 3 months later they got married and stayed in Spore.

This ah pek is 60 y.o.+ and his wife passed away 3 years ago and he has duno izit 2 or 3 grown up kids but he is staying alone.

One year later, ah pek went home and found that his cash, valuables, high value electircal appliances and his married woman are gone Few days later, an Indo man knocked on his door and warned him NOT to go Batam to find his wife [dat 30 yo+ woman]


2. I was having chap chai png lunch at the kopi tiam of the HDB block [now already demolished] next to Kampong Glam community club and this 65 y.o.+ ah peh, holding a plate of 'tua pau' and a cup of teh, asked me if he can share table. I nodded 'okay' and he sat down and said: "Ah di arh .. in-ni bu bey sai siong sin arh ... " (Hey youngman, dun trust indo gals ..)

He asked an Indo gal [duno how old she is lah .. I din ask] to stay at his house and he happened to be hospitalised. He trusted the gal to the extent that he revealed his ATM pin to her [.. kum-lan ..]. When he discharged from hospital, his house was emptied and his cash in bank account was withdrawn and the gal disappeared

okie ... tea break time.

[Batam Man]

You use 1 teck ko to hoot the whole boat people, lie dat goot meh?

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by Batam Man

You use 1 teck ko to hoot the whole boat people, lie dat goot meh?

no leh ... my this 1 teck-ko only hoot 2 char bor in the boat only ..

Overall, I never say in-ni char bor cannot be trusted.

[swing123]

Originally Posted by DNAT

let me tell u 2 stories lah ..

let me also tell you a story hor....once upon a time when you still dunno how to put a condom on....got this young, hansum, bright professional graduate who found his true love in life, also a young, pretty, local gal, professional graduate.....they got married after few years together and plan to set up a family....then something ugly happened, and they ended up parting each other way and divorce.....the gal moved out and bring the kid along...

nothing went missing from the house, everything intact...but the young hansum guy have to take up all the financial obligations including the property loan (which was bought based on double household income projection) plus, paid the bloody sucker lawyer for the child custodian battle in court.....worst still, lost the court battle and the guy have to pay for the kid maintenance until the gal re-married....

moral of the story is - not necessary that only in-ni cha bor will hurt you financially.....

Originally Posted by DNAT

okie ... tea break time.

any more story to tell....

[DNAT]

Originally Posted by swing123

let me also tell you a story hor....

moral of the story is - not necessary that only in-ni cha bor will hurt you financially.....

any more story to tell....

Solution = dun get close to any char bor in your whole life ... look for benchong?

[JOGK]

Originally Posted by DNAT

my kang tao = weekend got queen duty

you goreng so many ceweks in batam
now just one you surrender to her ah?
ha ha ha ha

[JOGK]

Originally Posted by swing123

hmmm, who taught me the last time, SHOOT the queen

ha ha he your master ah?
he teach you half half only
what he mean is...........
shoot the queen......................in bed
but queen shoot him.............when out of bed

[JOGK]

Originally Posted by DNAT

must be that ti gong ti seow Ah Tu

cannot anyhow shoot the queen lah ... if not you old that time ask who to take care of you? .. get an Indo maid har?

well if you treat those ceweks nice nice
they will treat you better than your queen