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Old 03-12-2010, 11:30 PM
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Re: Fantasy Gal - Bros pls share yur Object of Lust real life stories (pics)

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Wooh!!! just got back from a wedding dinner and a little high...so cannot write too much.

Three inch long kuku...it's not the size, it's the technique and, reading the thread, I am sure you have excellent technique

Wish you all the best on the bf-gf relationship...and patiently waiting for the "detail" write up of the session
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I am sorry to take so long to update and post .. please be patient! just cannot find the strength or mood to write a FR.

For your patience, I promise to 'reward' you by posting a pic (taken by me) of sammi to show you the killer body that i have the privilege to hold, cuddle and make love to ..... if you don't go wow, you might as well be gay or a eunach ...

feedback please: shall i post pic first than FR or tell the story (and provide the context) than post the pic?
Paste the pic as you progress with the story. I think that would make the story more exciting.

With such motivational "reward", I will try to be a patient celibate waiting for your report

On a serious note, take your time with the report. I can only guess the emotional strain you are under...on account of the experience with sammi and olive as well.
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hi bro eurodc, tks for your support thruout, i appreciate you being my virtual buddy. yes, i wish i can treat my affair with sami like a special one time off romance - lucky encounter. i tried to but cannot.
Bro Anson, my honor that you consider me your virtual buddy.

Your thread is 1 of 2 threads that I frequent the most in SBF. Through your simple thread along the months, you have demonstrated to us how to get the dream girl thru pure determination, I only have utmost admiration for you.

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this mean that i must play a super bastard and string Olive along. i have to two time (and hopefully the situation resolves itself). I do feel bad for Olive because she is sweet in her own way. Without my encounters with sammi, I would think i would be satisfied with Olive (still cheong on the side but still come home to her). Now with fantasy gal, sammi, I have to put olive as 'second class'). bo bian ......
I believe most guys would do the same and string both along. But if it were me, it will be very tiring down the road and I don't know if I have the energy to do the same indefinately. Wish you all the best to resolve the situation, take your time to assess the situation and make the correct choice.

Personally, I will get a partner who loves me deeply and is faithful to me. The sexy and gorgeous I will leave it to the occasional night snack thru KTVs or sauna sessions.


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tks for reminding me about ayumi, i think i will just call her tonite and try to re-connect with her at some level.
Talking about Ayumi, she make me damn steam from her flirty ways with rich guys but on the other hand throwing average guys namecards down the bin.

And thinking about her make me terribly miss my adopted motherland China, where I can find so many Ayumi look-alike in the material sense, wish I can teleport to China each weekend haha
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Paste the pic as you progress with the story. I think that would make the story more exciting.

With such motivational "reward", I will try to be a patient celibate waiting for your report

On a serious note, take your time with the report. I can only guess the emotional strain you are under...on account of the experience with sammi and olive as well.
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.... Your thread is 1 of 2 threads that I frequent the most in SBF. Through your simple thread along the months, you have demonstrated to us how to get the dream girl thru pure determination, I only have utmost admiration for you.

I believe most guys would do the same and string both along. But if it were me, it will be very tiring down the road and I don't know if I have the energy to do the same indefinately. Wish you all the best to resolve the situation, take your time to assess the situation and make the correct choice.

Personally, I will get a partner who loves me deeply and is faithful to me. The sexy and gorgeous I will leave it to the occasional night snack thru KTVs or sauna sessions.

Talking about Ayumi, she make me damn steam from her flirty ways with rich guys but on the other hand throwing average guys namecards down the bin.
Thanks guys for your postings, encouragement and support. Its nice to have feedback and makes the job of updating so much easier.

Please bros and sisters: thru the months i get to know sammi (and even ayumi rather well). if you have any questions, i would soooo appreciate if you post here. its easier to answer rather than come up with an FR from 'scratch" as so many incidents (and emotions come up) while sammi is in singapore.

I have no problems to chronicle my hkg experience because there is no emotions except unbridled lust (and frankly I never dream that sammi would make love to me on her own initiative).

I shall provide the context of the picture and then upload it:

1) yes, if you noticed there are a lot of things blanked out. why? because sammi is in my house. in a lucky break - my entire jin gang of family decide to go genting. leaving my house empty.

pigeon hole it may be, but our HDB is better than our coz place at HKG ~ at least size wise.

2) this shot was AT MY PLACE ~ a HDB pigeon hole. (I really wanted to boast and hao lian and show her round the estate, but decided against it).

3) Except for the uncle at provision shop downstairs, nobody seen sammi coming to and from my place.

As a indication on how stunning sammi is, i was walking in front (with sammi following behind), the provision shop uncle noticed her. he followed her with his eyes and when he saw me making contact with sammi at the lift landing, the farker mouth drop. (yes, it true, the cb kaypo literally openned his mouth and never close).

4) till today, kaypo uncle keeps bothering whenever i pass his shop on whether i 认识 (know) sammi and whether she is a 明星 (celebrity). sammi look obviously not local - she can even pass off Korean, japo or American Born Chinese at certain angles.

i am soo afraid that the idiot will picha my lobang (with olive). so i told the uncle that sammi is just my pretty looking colleague.

"不像本地人what (does not look local) kaypo uncle said ... i have to then say that sammi from china and that she is just on attachment here. heng ah, office got hire Foreign Talent.

5) sammi was out shopping with me the whole day (ayumi with her new found sugar daddy). she was wearing a tight t-shirt that really accentuated her shape. whether conscious or not, there are many instances whereby she held my hand. arm or elbow. (sammi sometimes does the same with ayumi too when they walk together so cannot presume any 'romantic' inclinations).

6) i begged sammi to just let me take one picture of her nude (at my house no less). sammi hates having her pic taken btw .... but she somehow relented and quickly strike a pose and allow me this one shot ....

7) the picture was taken just before sammi showered at my place.
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For your patience, I promise to 'reward' you by posting a pic (taken by me) of sammi to show you the killer body that i have the privilege to hold, cuddle and make love to ..... if you don't go wow, you might as well be gay or a eunach ...
now that i have set up the context of the photo, its time to post it:



now ... how friggin' hot is that?

please remember to feedback, comment ask questions in order to help me move this thread along. kum siah so much for your kind co-operation ....
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Re: Fantasy Gal - Bros pls share yur Object of Lust real life stories (pics)

Hey bro good to see you back. Very nice pic of sammi. Many of the previous photos u posted earlier are of her lying down..this one really shows off her fantastic figure! Somemore can give u a model pose! Just out of curiosity, u bring sammi to your place not scare olive drop by or spotcheck?
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now that i have set up the context of the photo, its time to post it:

now ... how friggin' hot is that?
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Bro Anson, this photo is really smoking hot !!! I did see some of her photos in your earlier posts but nothing beats this. Perfect hour glass figure with a pair of beautiful boobs.

You are really a lucky man who deserves all these with your never-say-die attitude. Now I understand why you cannot bear to let go of Sammi kekeke

And of course, I am sure your loyal supporters are waiting for steamy updates in your HDB bedroom, toilet, kitchen, living room
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now ... how friggin' hot is that?

please remember to feedback, comment ask questions in order to help me move this thread along. kum siah so much for your kind co-operation ....
One word...instant hard. oops that's two words
I am trying to visualize the activities that followed after the picture was taken. It would be very hard (pun intended) for me to just stop at taking the picture so hoping to hear what followed after the picture was taken.
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That the best picture of her so far. Just that the size of the pic did not do her justice. She has perfect figure and white creamy smooth skin. Can't stop looking at her. Can you post a bigger version of the picture please. Thank you for all the post and thank you for sharing her with us, bro
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Thank u all who have given me some feedback and response. To keep a thread going, its these responses that fuels an TS enthusiasm. I appreciate it. Kum siah guys ...

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Hey bro good to see you back. Very nice pic of sammi. Many of the previous photos u posted earlier are of her lying down..this one really shows off her fantastic figure! Somemore can give u a model pose! Just out of curiosity, u bring sammi to your place not scare olive drop by or spotcheck?
... hi bro KallIan, its during three o'clock in the afternoon. Olive is at work. Anyway, they don't call me Lau Hero for nothing. I take calculated risk ... a risk dam worth taking siah!

As Ayumi with her new sugar daddy (landlord's friend) is in the apartment, and it feel awkward to bring sammi to love hotels like 81 & fragrance, the most natural thing is to invite sammi over to my place ...

anyway i don't think olive will ever suspect this. hey, Olive is also pretty naive of the fact that there is such thing as 'afternoon delights' / ktv session in the afternoons and that Happy Hour can be wayyy before 5 pm. Olive will probably think i must be at the office pretending to work hard as usual (actually i took leave but of course never tell olive).

Being so ugly probably gives Olive a sense of security. no women ever at looked me in the street for being Yan Dao before ~ it never happened in my entire life. If ever i get stared at, it probably gangster who hate my face, forget to unzip my pants, bird shit on my head without me realising it.

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Bro Anson, this photo is really smoking hot !!! I did see some of her photos in your earlier posts but nothing beats this. Perfect hour glass figure with a pair of beautiful boobs.

You are really a lucky man who deserves all these with your never-say-die attitude. Now I understand why you cannot bear to let go of Sammi kekeke

And of course, I am sure your loyal supporters are waiting for steamy updates in your HDB bedroom, toilet, kitchen, living room
bro eurodc ... most of the time i see sammi standing up and not lying in bed so this is the sight that greets me most often. ... i wouldn't mind if i see her lying down ~ especially with me beside her.

bro, tis is a still shot. imagine full, firm nubile, fair unblemished naked skin walking ~ in motion and in 3D.

sammi's tits gigging and shimmering like perfectly jello as she walked. her dimpled smile and perfumed cascading hair (especially if let loose)... it makes me want to ravish her. i lost count the number of times i felt like just grabbing those succulent tits and suck at her nipples ...

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One word...instant hard. oops that's two words
I am trying to visualize the activities that followed after the picture was taken. It would be very hard (pun intended) for me to just stop at taking the picture so hoping to hear what followed after the picture was taken.
yes, bro I will provide the story behind the photographs .... feel hot just thinking about it!

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That the best picture of her so far. Just that the size of the pic did not do her justice. She has perfect figure and white creamy smooth skin. Can't stop looking at her. Can you post a bigger version of the picture please. Thank you for all the post and thank you for sharing her with us, bro
bro masters, thanks for you feedback. by bigger version you mean a higher res pic? yes, i did shrink the pic a little to bring down the size in order for quicker upload and viewing.

got to admit that sammi is a visual treat ~ thru out my cheong life, i have never seen such a succulent body in the flesh. yes, sammi's nipples and clits are pink ... yes, she is all natural ... yes her limbs are long yet in overall proportion with her body, and yes, her flesh are firm yet soft and toufu smooth to the touch ...

... and finally yes, sammi came to singapore with trim pubes but left here shaven down below .... with yours truly playing a small part in shaping sammi's white tiger...
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Yes. I mean a higher resolution picture please.. Your description of her in vivid detail left me salivating
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see her picture til damn steam.. so awaiting for more fr..
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sammi's tits gigging and shimmering like perfectly jello as she walked. her dimpled smile and perfumed cascading hair (especially if let loose)... it makes me want to ravish her. i lost count the number of times i felt like just grabbing those succulent tits and suck at her nipples ...

got to admit that sammi is a visual treat ~ thru out my cheong life, i have never seen such a succulent body in the flesh. yes, sammi's nipples and clits are pink ... yes, she is all natural ... yes her limbs are long yet in overall proportion with her body, and yes, her flesh are firm yet soft and toufu smooth to the touch ...
This short vivid description is already such a turn on, can only imagine how steamy the full story of the encounter is going to be

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... and finally yes, sammi came to singapore with trim pubes but left here shaven down below .... with yours truly playing a small part in shaping sammi's white tiger...
This part itself can be a whole short "chapter" itself...with pre-shave activities as prologue, shave action for the main body and post-shave activities to end the "chapter"
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see her picture til damn steam.. so awaiting for more fr..
yes bro calex, will write FR soon ...

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This short vivid description is already such a turn on, can only imagine how steamy the full story of the encounter is going to be ...

...This part itself can be a whole short "chapter" itself...with pre-shave activities as prologue, shave action for the main body and post-shave activities to end the "chapter"
Excellent suggestion bro xes nuf ... its a good way to organise a 'chapter' as i had a nice talk cock session with sammi & ayumi on shaving pubes before sammi did it.


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Yes. I mean a higher resolution picture please.. Your description of her in vivid detail left me salivating
shudn't be too hard bro masters, afterall i have the full phtoto. once i have access to editing software will blank out/crop the nessary and then post it again.
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.. Except for the uncle at provision shop downstairs, nobody seen sammi coming to and from my place.

As a indication on how stunning sammi is, i was walking in front (with sammi following behind), the provision shop uncle noticed her. he followed her with his eyes and when he saw me making contact with sammi at the lift landing, the farker mouth drop. (yes, it true, the cb kaypo literally openned his mouth and never close).

.. till today, kaypo uncle keeps bothering whenever i pass his shop on whether i 认识 (know) sammi and whether she is a 明星 (celebrity). sammi look obviously not local - she can even pass off Korean, japo or American Born Chinese at certain angles.

...i am soo afraid that the idiot will picha my lobang (with olive). so i told the uncle that sammi is just my pretty looking colleague.
just a quick post before i pretend to work.

as i feared, the kaypo uncle picha my lobang last nite. how stupid is his lancheow brain?

i was with olive (believe me, you cannot mistake that we are together as i was holding her hand). & when i pass the uncle's shop, he said a quick 'hi' and asked me about my "colleague" (when olive is right beside me)

olive was surprised and asked: 'what colleague?'.

lucky this lao hero quick thinking. i told olive that the other day on the way to my sales call, i realised that i left my sales presentation kid at home and made a hurried stop home to retrieve it before going to see the prospective clients. and my female colleague was with me for the sales call.

altho not Lau Hio gross, olive knew that my office female sales staff is not my type.... saved!

saved! ... but will give uncle a piece of my mind and tell him to be discrete. i don't think uncle is neighbourhood gossip, but better remind him just in case.

.... and if you should see in stomp or youtube two uncles 'quarreling' in front of a provision shop ... you know who that 'unlce is'
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