Things that make you say "FUCK" - Page 3

apalucakap · #31 20-06-2009, 06:54 AM

Yeah...keep it coming.

Never realised that this thread is so FUCKING rejuventing. It is getting more FUCKING hilarious and more FUCKING funny that I can't stop FUCKING laughing. It really make my FUCKED days FUCKABLE

raykwok79 · #32 20-06-2009, 09:18 AM

I would say "FUCK" when:

(1) Got a chick, started kissing and petting took off the clothes and "WHAT THE FUCK!" she dun shave her arm pit and pussy. Full bloom pussy.

(2) When my staff came to me and tell me his reason for not meeting the sales target, I would say "My fucking problem?"

(3) Saw any gals with big boobs and long legs, I would say "Let's fuck!".
(4) When a gay harass me in the gym, I will say "Fuck off".

Ha ha ha

sootongs · #33 20-06-2009, 11:01 AM

When ya get drunk and had ONS with a girl that makes Snuffleupagus look attractive....and you feel pain in ur asshole as you realise "she" has a dick.....

Like what they have on 91.3-----> YOU KANNA FUCK!!!!

sootongs · #34 20-06-2009, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mkampf

When " listening " peng hu, calling 3 sides....then la sup flower come..... fuck

HAHAHAA when you listening for 5-dai and some 1-dai fella game...

ang09 · #35 20-06-2009, 11:57 AM

When i removed my condom and i realised that it was broke!That Fuck word will be shouted Loud and clear!!!!

bigmannow · #36 20-06-2009, 12:04 PM

quarrelling wif unreasonable ppl. that shud be the common.. how come no one mention????

Wynhan · #37 20-06-2009, 12:05 PM

When I have In Camp Training, Mobilization and RT.

When my female boss ask me to show some performance.

BKnight · #38 20-06-2009, 12:20 PM

when I'm fucking my girlfriend halfway..ding dong! karang guni, old newspaper....ding dong! karang guni, old newspaper....ding dong! ding dong...karang guni....................Fuck!!

but understand not his fault because he just doing his rounds of recycling...

Bangster · #39 20-06-2009, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Purgatory

When both your wife and maid are having mensus!! FUUUUCCCCKKK!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAA

actually good lah..in that case can cut the pad in 2 and share...no need waste money to buy 1 more pack...not cheap leh this roti

Decold · #40 20-06-2009, 02:45 PM

when i saw a pretty babe and didn't concentrate on my driving and hit the kerb...FUCK!
When the repair for my car cost me a bomb aftertat...DOUBLE FUCK!
When i told my wife the reason y i damage the car...TRIPLE FUCK

popi824 · #41 20-06-2009, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raykwok79

I would say "FUCK" when:

(1) Got a chick, started kissing and petting took off the clothes and "WHAT THE FUCK!" she dun shave her arm pit and pussy. Full bloom pussy.

(2) When my staff came to me and tell me his reason for not meeting the sales target, I would say "My fucking problem?"

(3) Saw any gals with big boobs and long legs, I would say "Let's fuck!".
(4) When a gay harass me in the gym, I will say "Fuck off".

Ha ha ha

Haha...damn funny

hornychef · #42 20-06-2009, 03:06 PM

when the pussy is super smelly . i will say fuck

malaylover · #43 21-06-2009, 01:29 AM

when i try to touch my gf's boobs and pussy then she turns and asks me "what do you want?" FUCK.

when i am going down on her and i hear her moan and having a good time and then i taste blood. FUCK.

sootongs · #44 21-06-2009, 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wynhan

When I have In Camp Training, Mobilization and RT.

When my female boss ask me to show some performance.

Lol you bring her to H81 and perform for her till she sextisfied lohz!!

tomvoyeur · #45 21-06-2009, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wynhan

When I have In Camp Training, Mobilization and RT.

Same sentiments bro. This is the single most important factor that turns me away from the country.....A country that does not respect its citizens' autonomy deserves no respect in return....