Hooking Up with Financial Advisors

[reflexk]

Originally Posted by Justanut

Haha wanted to meet up with her today morning cos I'm free till lunch time but too bad she can't make it.

Hope you will be able to add one more conquest to your SBF resume, and that we will get to hear some nice stories.

Best of luck..

On side note, howz it going with your aunt?
Also, just wondering how all your posting on this thread got deleted..
http://sbf.directory/showthread....71#post4582471
- This was of the steamiest threads I read here..

[songest]

Originally Posted by MoralEpitome

these rms usually from foreign banks rite...

yes. 4 foreign and 1 local.

[BernardFrosty]

Out of curiosity. For those that engage RMs, what is the perceived advantage ?

I've always thought that if you are financially savvy, most investments can be available to you at your finger tips in this Internet age. It'll be a fraction, one outta 20th the cost that you pay.

Especially with the syt FAs, I'm really not sure how much they know even if they have a CFA. They're good for stroking my ego but I don't think my ego is that expensive.

It's good that I can get a comprehensive statement from them of my investment but most wouldn't put all their eggs in the same basket. It would be sprad out across a few banks. So I'll still need to do my own book keeping.

Hope the folks here with the means do share on what they like having RMs.

[MoralEpitome]

Originally Posted by BernardFrosty

Out of curiosity. For those that engage RMs, what is the perceived advantage ?

I've always thought that if you are financially savvy, most investments can be available to you at your finger tips in this Internet age. It'll be a fraction, one outta 20th the cost that you pay.

Especially with the syt FAs, I'm really not sure how much they know even if they have a CFA. They're good for stroking my ego but I don't think my ego is that expensive.

It's good that I can get a comprehensive statement from them of my investment but most wouldn't put all their eggs in the same basket. It would be sprad out across a few banks. So I'll still need to do my own book keeping.

Hope the folks here with the means do share on what they like having RMs.

Most RMs at mass market level are just average....slightly better than the layman...if you are financially savvy...you are probably better off doing it yourself....but at the priority and private level...they can structure non out of the mill products specially for you...

[handcell]

TS... waiting for your meet up with her.. can PM her ctc??.. wld b interested in. tks!

[ahhui]

Remind me of one Fa..she was damm delicate pretty looking, now become close buddy..but not fuck cux i did not ask..she came to my house while i told her i gonna take sth and the r/s become so good that its hard to fark her.

[freezetheDB]

my humble 2cents

if its me and if i want a good fuck or quick release, will go for paid ones.

if I'm keen to invest I will find someone I can trust (or trust myself).

so these female FA wont work on me.

[Toyota Honda]

Might as well invest in new businesses, have a secretary for each company and voila... you make money and girls..

[Stud00]

My take is.. if it's a free lunch.. just take it. After taking it, you are not obligated to invest with her. In fact, i won't recommend that you do so.

Cheers

[miniboy]

Originally Posted by Justanut

she's always chatting about non-related stuff
Comments?

because her head knew nothing about investment so she avoid the topic
all these new FAs coming out to work is only to get contacts and money
the investment part is done by the investment staffs

for all bros here, just be direct to financial advisors
tell her "i wanna bed you, if yes, i put my money with you. NO??? u just fuck off from me"
but remember one word there always be karma
so use it only when it is worth or she is those comfirm fuckable type

LL

[damnyou198816]

too bad,i am a nemesis to FAs,so far most of my friends quitting the job as a FA because of my 3 questions......dun think i will have to chance to get situations like TS,good luck and have fun.=)

[BernardFrosty]

Originally Posted by damnyou198816

too bad,i am a nemesis to FAs,so far most of my friends quitting the job as a FA because of my 3 questions......dun think i will have to chance to get situations like TS,good luck and have fun.=)

Do share what is your questions. If it is :

Tell me what is P/E ratio ? And they got stumped. They oughta get fired in the first place.

[mr_missile]

Originally Posted by BernardFrosty

Tell me what is P/E ratio ? And they got stumped. They oughta get fired in the first place.

what if she misunderstood P/E as premature ejaculation?

[starystarynite]

they her SQ (Sex quotient) is high/..

haha..just joking

Originally Posted by mr_missile

what if she misunderstood P/E as premature ejaculation?

[songest]

Originally Posted by mr_missile

what if she misunderstood P/E as premature ejaculation?

Good one. Since it is a ratio, what about Price/Ejaculation ratio ?

This is just for lunch time joke ONLY, no offence meant.

3 Questions for FA
Q1. What is your P/E ratio?
A: I don't know leh ...

Q2. Then what is your P/2E ratio? (price for 2 shots)
A: This one lagi cheem ...

Q3. Just now we go from 1E to 2E, u also don't know.
Final qustion. Do u know what is 2P ?

A: I prefer the more sexciting 3P and I also want 3E.
3P/3E = P/E which is the answer to your first question.
As for 2nd question, it depends on whether your investment is for ST or for LT lah!
(ST=Short Term aka Short Time, LT=Long Term aka Long Time)

Guess who FA is, must be a well-trained sammygirl