Insurance Agent

[genhole]

Originally Posted by onwrath

talking about insurance agents, i'll be meeting this girl from prud****** this coming weekend. she's gonna introduce me some investment thingy. hehe... *evil grins*

Hi I also intend to invest my CPF about 10-15K.
You can email me : [email protected] if she is good....

[DOM1]

Originally Posted by Deep Blue

Buy policy need "special" offer, sooner or later even when go market buy vegetable also need a HJ then.......

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT'S A GOOD ONE! IMAGINE THIS:

genhole:Auntie, chai sim un jua boey?

veggieseller:chai sim ze kilo neng ko.

genhole:kang li boey wu special bo?

veggieseller:simi si si peh sia la?

genhole: oh! special jiu si, gua kang li boey chai sim ze kilo, li kang gua pa chiu cheng, eh sai bo?

veggieseller:..................................

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BREAKING NEWS:

SINGAPORE. A man by the name of Gerrard Ho was chased by a whole crowd of stall owners from Marine Parade market. He was badly beaten and bitten by some old ladies who claim that he requested "special" for buying one kilogram of choy sum. The police is still investigating this case.
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Klownz News Network/DOM.

[Toyota Honda]

Originally Posted by DOM1

BREAKING NEWS:

SINGAPORE. A man by the name of Gerrard Ho was chased by a whole crowd of stall owners from Marine Parade market. He was badly beaten and bitten by some old ladies who claim that he requested "special" for buying one kilogram of choy sum. The police is still investigating this case.
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Klownz News Network/DOM.

Then in my mind, Another juvenile delinquent due to the increasing affluence of parents. Expensive one don't want, want cheapo neh neh one...

[sadfa]

Originally Posted by onwrath

talking about insurance agents, i'll be meeting this girl from prud****** this coming weekend. she's gonna introduce me some investment thingy. hehe... *evil grins*

must be careful n feel the correct vibes b4 u proceed.
if not, u talk dirty 2 her or even touch her hand, she can complain to police n when that happen, u probably have 2 buy a few policies 2 placate her n no fuck hor!

Originally Posted by sadfa

just zero on one, invite her to drink at coffee club nearby n went she go onto her spiel, zero onto her creamy boobs in her tanktop, then slowly move up 2 her eyes.

she will say 'sir, u understan the plan u got any questions?"
u will say ' please, call me loha or 34. pls have another sip of your $5 capucino'
the purpose is to see her lips being lubricated.
then she talk again, u can zero on her luscious lips n u lick your own lips hungrily.
she will say 'sir, u hungry ar? u keep licking your lips?"
u say "ya. i cant think when im hungry. shall we continue at dinner'
she say ' cannot la. boyfriend waiting.'
u say 'bf important or close deal important? anyway we r close 2 a deal. i can feel it in my bone (hehe).'
she say 'ok we go 4 dinner.'

at dinner picked at a place near a hotel, more of the same thing, n u 'accidentally' touch her hand, arms thigh throughout. end of the dinner, u ask u how much u want to sign for, u say, i need 2 be more comfortable wif u n i will sure sign up. then u look at the hotel counter n give her a wry smile .. .. ..

u are nothing but a great dreamer......acidentally touch her hand or thigh.....then she accidently call the cops for sexual harrassment....haha.....

[genhole]

last week, my friend who used to work as an Insurance Agent gave me a contact. But too bad she is no longer in the industry. According to my friend, she used to wear very short skirt when she meet clients. Her name is Maxxxe from GE and her office is in Bugis.
Any brother knows about this lady...

[Cummingliao]

Originally Posted by DOM1

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT'S A GOOD ONE! IMAGINE THIS:

genhole:Auntie, chai sim un jua boey?

veggieseller:chai sim ze kilo neng ko.

genhole:kang li boey wu special bo?

veggieseller:simi si si peh sia la?

genhole: oh! special jiu si, gua kang li boey chai sim ze kilo, li kang gua pa chiu cheng, eh sai bo?

veggieseller:..................................

================================================== =======

BREAKING NEWS:

SINGAPORE. A man by the name of Gerrard Ho was chased by a whole crowd of stall owners from Marine Parade market. He was badly beaten and bitten by some old ladies who claim that he requested "special" for buying one kilogram of choy sum. The police is still investigating this case.
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Klownz News Network/DOM.

ROFL!!! Who is Gerrard Ho in real life btw?