no sex services offered to women??

[Joanna]

I have said it's just my own preference la
Maybe it's just an experience to me cause i am also curious what's the difference between paid sex and ONS.

Originally Posted by KingEros

At least you remembered to state the SEX requirement.

But since you're parting with $150 per hour, why stop at playing with a 4.5"-5.0" calibre gun??

Somemore, your height & weight requirements also very readily available off the streets, then why even bother to pay??
Unless you're another baby elephant, you should be able to get more than enough willing guys to do it FOC with you ... if you still have no inkling, StoneCold is one while I would be another.

Teasing you for fun too ... no offence.

[bonkers69]

Originally Posted by Joanna

Just replying for fun.

P.S: I don't intend to engage any service so PLS don pm me hor. Thank you ah.



Looks :7/10 - no "mor peng" and no "bah geh"
Age : 30 - 40
Body : Definitely no no for slim and muscular man
Tool Size (In inches) : 4.5 - 5"
Vital Statistic : Chest not bigger then my breast can liao. hahaha
Skin Tone : Fair or Brown
Height : 170 and above
Weight : 75-80kg

Services Provided : Massage, Cunninglingus, Frenching, Hugging & Sex of course

Damage base on hourly basis : $150 per hr (if it's Andy Lau i don mind paying more. hahaha)

If look like Andy Lau must pay alot more than that leh.....Remember that china crazy andy's fan.............

[sToNeCoLd]

Originally Posted by Joanna

Just replying for fun.

P.S: I don't intend to engage any service so PLS don pm me hor. Thank you ah.



Looks :7/10 - no "mor peng" and no "bah geh"
Age : 30 - 40
Body : Definitely no no for slim and muscular man
Tool Size (In inches) : 4.5 - 5"
Vital Statistic : Chest not bigger then my breast can liao. hahaha
Skin Tone : Fair or Brown
Height : 170 and above
Weight : 75-80kg

Services Provided : Massage, Cunninglingus, Frenching, Hugging & Sex of course

Damage base on hourly basis : $150 per hr (if it's Andy Lau i don mind paying more. hahaha)

Hahahahaha...good one!

Let me provide a standard protocol or pre-requisite in case she needs reference to short-list vultures-alike "volunteers" here. This is to eliminate non-qualifying candidates.

Looks : 9/10 minimum. Applicants with manhunt experiences preferred.
Age : 25~35yrs old.
Body : Tanned & well-build with toned six packs desired. Frequent gym goers are encouraged to apply.
Tool Size (In inches) : 7" - 9" (Length) with 2.5"~3.5" thickness with clean Brazilian waxed.
Vital Statistic : Broad swimmers chest preferred. Dont mind national water-polo players as well.
Skin Tone : Golden tanned. Sickly fair skin or dark charcoal tone need not apply.
Height : Min. 1.8
Weight : 75-90kg
Education : Min. MBA but PHD preferred.
Services Provided : 2hrs professional Massage, 1hrs Cunninglingus, Frenching (As & when) + unlimited amount of sex upon request.

Damage base on hourly basis : $150 per hr (if movie stars look-alike I dont mind paying more.)

Hahaha....cool??

[QQ8899]

Originally Posted by Joanna

Age : 30 - 40
Body : Definitely no no for slim and muscular man
Tool Size (In inches) : 4.5 - 5"
Vital Statistic : Chest not bigger then my breast can liao. hahaha
Skin Tone : Fair or Brown
Height : At first was 170 but now have to change to 169 and above
Weight : 75-80kg

(if it's Andy Lau i don mind paying more. hahaha)

Erm...Does that mean i can submit the application form to u liao har??

[KingEros]

Originally Posted by Joanna

i am also curious what's the difference between paid sex and ONS.

IMHO, the difference between the 2 is the risk of subsequent contacts.
People pay for sex to avoid the following:
1) running into the ONS again in the same pub or thereabouts ...
2) having the ONS come up to you when you are with friends to remind you of the tryst

Nowhere is it stated that just because you parted with hard-earned moola, the sex is gonna be any better ...
So, is that what you really want or need??

[Joanna]

Well for my case it's just an experience la. I not that rich to engage in this kind of service too haiz.. and plus i also don't have the guts kekeke.
It's not what i want or what i need.

Originally Posted by KingEros

IMHO, the difference between the 2 is the risk of subsequent contacts.
People pay for sex to avoid the following:
1) running into the ONS again in the same pub or thereabouts ...
2) having the ONS come up to you when you are with friends to remind you of the tryst

Nowhere is it stated that just because you parted with hard-earned moola, the sex is gonna be any better ...
So, is that what you really want or need??

[Joanna]

I thought you have submitted le hahahaha

Originally Posted by QQ8899

Erm...Does that mean i can submit the application form to u liao har??

[Joanna]

OMG someone really pm me providing me his service and best even include price. Duhz.. i shall repeat myself again. I reply to this post for fun and i don't intend to engage any male FL service. Pls don pm me regarding services.

Thanks
Joanna

[sToNeCoLd]

Originally Posted by KingEros

No lah, when I said "STILL make so much sense", I meant you make rational observations whether you're drunk or not lah.

Hahaha...thanks indeed. Sorry for the misinterpretation.

Originally Posted by KingEros

Well, just taking a break ... about high time I check out St Jame's, I hear you say.

Yeah. SJPH is pretty good. Well, I try to be there on the weekly basis to quench my thirst. I had helluva time during the party with occasional impromptu excapades arises from time to time. Pretty unbelievable indeed!!!

[QQ8899]

Originally Posted by Joanna

OMG someone really pm me providing me his service and best even include price. Duhz.. i shall repeat myself again. I reply to this post for fun and i don't intend to engage any male FL service. Pls don pm me regarding services.

Thanks
Joanna

To this bro who PM Joanna, I already chop and sign confirmed liao. Application approved already So please don't PM her any more.

[Joanna]

si lang gui......

Originally Posted by QQ8899

To this bro who PM Joanna, I already chop and sign confirmed liao. Application approved already So please don't PM her any more.

[KingEros]

Originally Posted by sToNeCoLd

Yeah. SJPH is pretty good. Well, I try to be there on the weekly basis to quench my thirst. I had helluva time during the party with occasional impromptu excapades arises from time to time. Pretty unbelievable indeed!!!

I've just been there twice so far ... can PM me your number again, so I can try riding on your charming presence for the "occasional impromptu excapades from time to time"????

[sToNeCoLd]

Originally Posted by KingEros

I've just been there twice so far ... can PM me your number again, so I can try riding on your charming presence for the "occasional impromptu excapades from time to time"????

Hahaha...You mean this bald head, pot belly+smacking hokkien Lao Beng charming?? Please..

Well..I certainly do not possess your so-said charm but you can surely ride with me & I"ll bring you on a whirlwind tour with me. Just hang on tight or else you"ll get blow away....

[Freman]

Originally Posted by Joanna

I kind of agree with you on this. When man pay for FL at least they know roughly what they are paying for and some even get to read FR b4 deciding if they wanna try. But for ONS you won't know they can tell you how good they are or how fantastic they are but when you really try you maybe disappointed with the end result.

*just my personal view*

I bet to differ on that.

Men pay for sex out of convenience, just like you. Most of us are average joe...
however, on that part that we 'roughly know what we are paying for',

it's common for us to be disappointed. There's a bunch of marketing going on with OKT etc... many FR may not reflect reality but are itself more marketing material..

even then, we still go ahead, knowing that possibility of poor service etc are there ..... but it's an emptiness in our heart...

now... do you have an emptiness to fill too ? my gas station is open .... and unlike Shell or SPC, it's free....

[tissue]

Well, I will not mind paying if the service is guaranteed and that the guy is able to last for more than 30mins, starting from penetration.

Main Criteria: Real hard core banging, fast and furious and if I get sore and wanna stop anything, he must be able to stop everything without making me feel that I am obliged to help him come. After all, I am paying, isn't it?

OK, let me try now:

Looks: 7/10 and above. MUST be pleasing to eye.

Body : Need not be too muscular as I'm afraid of rock hard abs. Makes me feel inferior. Abit fleshy with BROAD shoulders. Shirt size should be about 15 and half inch and above. Like that can bite on shoulders when I come. Small belly accepted but nothing exceeding 32inch waist. Prefer a nice round ass for me to grab.

Tool Size (In inches) : 6 and above. Do not need a really thick tool but must be long enough to hit my Gspot because it's located really far in....

Vital Statistic : With broad shoulders come wide chest. And waist should be about 32" max.

Skin Tone : Tanned. Body hair as little as possible. I love the feeling of smooth skin rubbing each other.

Race (my addition): Chinese / Malay. (Not racist but Indians generally have much body hair, which I don't like)

Height : 179 and above

Weight : Guess with the above expectations, maybe 75 to 90kg?

Services Provided : Real good massage, foreplay, Cunninglingus (optional), fast and furious banging. No BBBJ but BJ ok. Willing to try all positions.

Damage base on hourly basis : $150.00 excluding CD. (Possible to include hotel?)

Based on the above, is it specific enough?

Brief intro on me: In my mid twenties with 2 kids, thus I have stretch marks on thighs and buttocks. However, I still look quite youthful and people are always surprised when they know that I'm a mother of 2.
Looks wise, not too bad. I still get picked up once in a while.

**Above is done tongue in cheek. NO REAL response is required. **