Fantasy Gal - Bros pls share yur Object of Lust real life stories (pics)

[KallIan]

Good to hear from you even from SH. All the best and merry Xmas!

[eurodc]

Originally Posted by ansonsohna

This is Lao Hero reporting in Shanghai at Nanjing road. I will be meeting sammi in an hour's time. Bladdy heart dam kan cheong. (I am in Shanghai since 20 Dec 2010 - met old army buddy who is based here to go out with me for a spot of cheonging before meeting up my fantasy gal.

Wah Bro, all the way to Shanghai already ah !! So envious of you !!

And wish you have some fun in Shanghai before meeting up with Sammy, must make your air tickets worthwhile mah

[ansonsohna]

Originally Posted by KallIan

Good to hear from you even from SH. All the best and merry Xmas!

Originally Posted by eurodc

Wah Bro, all the way to Shanghai already ah !! So envious of you !!

And wish you have some fun in Shanghai before meeting up with Sammy, must make your air tickets worthwhile mah

Thanks for all your wishes .. appreciate it. As usual, since this a one RMB per minute internet connection, let be brief.

Quick Update:

1) 24 DEC 2010 morning at my hotel: Did not make love with sammi heretofore. (macham lawyer siah - "heretofore" ). I also did not have the chance to go up to her apartment yet.

2) Before meeting sammi, I cheonged a lot of places in SHA. Covered nearly all the good recommendations in the International section of this forum ~ and then some. Blew close to SGD 2000 even before meeting sammi.

And let me tell you that so far none of the gals in these entertainment joint can match sammi in terms of looks even in those higher ends KTV like 天上人间 (they called it "Wonderland Men's Club" in English).

3) In SHA, before meeting up with sammi, in the streets there are so many beautiful and tall shanghainese lass .... cuchi mata (wash eyes) dam shoik ... almost everywhere you turn can see tall fair and pretty gals.

4) And if I am totally objective, sammi is NOT the most beautiful gal I see or met. I actually met a Tier ONE model.

An uncle heartlander from sinkieland met and talked cock with a Tier One model. (She is sammi's friend). Never in my life will I imagine this. Never. And I am talking Tier ONE.

Will provide an FR later - anyway this tier ONE model way taller than sammi and her looks exudes class and sophistication. She has got poise and is actually way more polished than sammi. (Bladdy bitch even knows that Marina Bay Sands has got a horticulture centre or something like that ~ which this jacoon of a uncle sinkie don't even know). I swear - she must think i am village idiot 乡下人.

Anyway I got a magazine (free) whereby she is featured. Will scan this when I am back home.

Imagine, in Singapore, if I even attempt to talk to Patricia Mok, the CB horse face bitch will probably ignore me. What probably, its definitely that she will bo chap me. But here, in SHA, at Bar Rouge (a basically ang mo joint), I actually sat on the same table with a Tier One model and can talk cock to her for a bit some more. Two models at a table plus other beautiful gals - not sure of their occupation tho as they sat too far from me - this uncle 'glam factor' climbed up a notched. maybe even several notches. (Table also got ang mo and other chinaman!)

Anyway this Tier One beautiful, she is definitely more refined and sophisticated than sammi (the kind that one look can tell that she is 'high maintenace) ~ but in my humble opinion, sammi is sexier and certainly more voluptous than her.

FR later when I get back home or when I am in the hotel doing nothing (Blew all my cheong budget already!)

5) SHA has bladdy loaded guys - really really loaded. Puts our flashy ah bengs totally to shame. Not only put our yah yah ah bengs to shame - but flush them to the toilet shame in terms of crass flashiness (I will also detail this in my later SHA FR).

6) And the most interesting story of all ~ so far ~ is that I had a ONS (One night Stand). Not my kuku standing one night ... at most five minutes ... (funny its how only with sammi that i last so long) .... for those who know about me will know that my last one nite stand several years ago is with a kopi tiam beer aunty. a fortyish divorcee from Malaysia. (The bitch actually took out her dentures when she BJ me. Posted an FR here in this forum but can't remember where).

wah lan - 45 minutes elapsed (45 RMB). Ciao now!

Merry X'mas to all dear readers and thank you for your support thruout this time.

PS: (looking to the heavens above) oh please please please (did I mention please?) let me share an intimate moment with that most beautiful angel sammi today .......

[ansonsohna]

oh yah, forgot about this (which is probably a very important update in terms of my story's arc):

I had a major row with Olive over the phone. She is not happy over the fact that I am not in SIN with for X'mas. And she doesn't believe my story that it is work related. (I told her that ang mo celebrate x'mas, but for the chinese they don't).

I am expecting some major sparks and fireworks (not in a good way) when I get back home.

I think i will try like what the hero does (as in the movies). When Olive talks and scolds too much. I will stare at her and say: "you look beautiful when you are angry!" and then plant a sexy kiss on Olive. And then all is well again!

who am i kidding? .... i will probably get a tight slap from her and/or "what the "f" are you trying to do You think you tom curise ah (vomit)?

Reminder to self: don't buy "expensive" gifts for Olive - then she will definitely know that i "steal" eat. must maintain indignant stand and say that it is compnay related.

wah lanz ... another 10 RMB! Me Santa Claus generous ....

[calex]

thanks for the update bro ansonaohna..

[eurodc]

Steady Bro !!! Even managed to get ONS and all the action while meeting Sammi !!

And thanks for spending $$$ to update your fans hehehehe

[KallIan]

Steady bro got ONS in shanghai. Yes there's many rich chinaman there. My kaki there intro me a few of his frds...go ktv spend 10-15k like water. Anyway good luck with sammi, tell her Xmas is about giving n sharing!

[eurodc]

Bro Xmas over liao still in China ah ? Lucky u !

[ansonsohna]

[QUOTE=eurodc;5537015]Bro Xmas over liao still in China ah ? Lucky u ! /QUOTE]

Bro, came back three days ago, but kena flu and high fever. methinks its withdrawal syndrome (sammi withdrawal )

anyway when i touched down, olive picked me up. kena silent treatment because she is still not happy with the fact that i have gone to china during christmas.

now things are back to "normal" liao with me and olive. (but frankly my heart is very very much with sammi ... will tell you why later!)

so many things to update in SHA that i don't know where to start:

I will start with my last report (sorry to deviate from HDB story a little while more - I think its better to blog or diary it while my find is still fresh!

Originally Posted by ansonsohna

.... 4) And if I am totally objective, sammi is NOT the most beautiful gal I see or met. I actually met a Tier ONE model.

An uncle heartlander from sinkieland met and talked cock with a Tier One model. (She is sammi's friend). Never in my life will I imagine this. Never. And I am talking Tier ONE.

Will provide an FR later - anyway this tier ONE model way taller than sammi and her looks exudes class and sophistication. She has got poise and is actually way more polished than sammi. (Bladdy bitch even knows that Marina Bay Sands has got a horticulture centre or something like that ~ which this jacoon of a uncle sinkie don't even know). I swear - she must think i am village idiot 乡下人.

Anyway I got a magazine (free) whereby she is featured. Will scan this when I am back home.

Imagine, in Singapore, if I even attempt to talk to Patricia Mok, the CB horse face bitch will probably ignore me. What probably, its definitely that she will bo chap me. But here, in SHA, at Bar Rouge (a basically ang mo joint), I actually sat on the same table with a Tier One model and can talk cock to her for a bit some more. Two models at a table plus other beautiful gals - not sure of their occupation tho as they sat too far from me - this uncle 'glam factor' climbed up a notched. maybe even several notches. (Table also got ang mo and other chinaman!)

Anyway this Tier One beautiful, she is definitely more refined and sophisticated than sammi (the kind that one look can tell that she is 'high maintenace) ~ but in my humble opinion, sammi is sexier and certainly more voluptous than her.

FR later when I get back home or when I am in the hotel doing nothing (Blew all my cheong budget already..

Okay, just in case, I haven't got the time to finish, let's "play" a little game first:

As per the story above, I have met up with a so called Tier One model. I will NOT tell you who it is until later. (No it is very very unlikely that I will have any relationship or further contact with her - if i do then the 2012 prophesy about the world coming to an end will come true )

ten percent chance of getting it correct about who it is .. okay lah ... since I won a little money when chelsea vs arsenal game, i will shorten the odds a little, its NOT the Number one gal, Liu Wen.

Magazine artical in two parts:

http://www.mediafire.com/file/34m3a8...%20pt%2001.pdf

http://www.mediafire.com/file/b5ps42...%20pt%2002.pdf

[ansonsohna]

Okay, the location where is I met this so call tier one model is at Bar Rouge (near the shanghai bund), about 200 m from the Peace Hotel (now opened). Ang mo and arty farty pretentious bastards like to congregate there. Heck, they given got a ang mo doorman/GRO with Don Johnson's designer stubbled look! (Only ah peks/uncle know who don johnson is .... he is a has-been sex symbol during the 80s who starred in the tv series "miami vice" ....)

Bar Rouge is where the ang mo model (remember him?) took sammi on their date. In fact, he is supposed to be there. But in the end he no show. I am actually dam curious to hear him speak mandarin and see how he looks like in the flesh .... oh well.

anyway, there are two other ang mo. they sat opposite side of the table so didn't get a chance to talk to them. they got also this hao lian "ang mo is better" air about them and did not make any overtures to this uncle from singapore except for the perfunctory "hi". Naturally i reciprocated by "no hue" them also.

Who cares about them when Tier One is near me (sammi sat between us). Anyway Tier One somehow reminds me of the bitch doing the SK2 commercial (simon yam's wife, qiqi or something like that). Simon Yam ... another character from the 80's. today's post dam retro sial!

truth to be told, i was actually quite intimidated by her "status" and was fascinated by her elegance and beauty. i had wrote earlier that she is more beautiful than sammi. but now i take it back. its actually a different kind of beauty. sammi is sexy-voluptuos while tier one is elegance-sophistication. Its like beer vs fine wine. (and this heartlander personally prefers beer! ~ largely because I can't afford fine wine!)

tier one is nearly a head taller than sammi too. and by default, her legs are much longer. those who appreciate woman's pins i am sure will mouth drop. Although tier one is in jeans, you can tell that she has long legs - which is accentuated by cool heel boots. (Shanghainese can really dress well I tell you). Overall I think tier one is same height or even taller than me as well ...
(shuddap - tom cruise is a short ass too!)

anyway, i really remember much about the contents of what was spoken except that we spoke quite a fair bit about singapore. tier one bitch knows as much as me (okay, i am pathetic excuse of a sinkie) about this little red dot. i was thinking to myself that either tier one is dam well informed or that tier one bitch want to do a gong li and marry a sinkie. (thanks gong li for letting me enjoy viewing your cleavage as well as giving sinkie some cool factor!)

despite being enamoured by tier one's beauty, it was when we left bar rouge and inside a taxi that sammi looked at me, giving me a sweet smile (and a gentle nod) and said: "gorgeous isn't she? (referring to tier one)" that i buay tahan.

sammi looked so smug about introducing me her cool friend and so adorable in wanting me to go ga-ga over tier one that it somehow melts me. I gently kissed sammi on her cheek - and whispered in all sincerity to sammi, that "in my eyes, tier one is not as beautiful as you".

when i said that even in the dim light inside the cab i could see sammi blush a little ....

[ansonsohna]

Originally Posted by ansonsohna

.... anyway this tier ONE model way taller than sammi and her looks exudes class and sophistication. She has got poise and is actually way more polished than sammi. (Bladdy bitch even knows that Marina Bay Sands has got a horticulture centre or something like that ~ which this jacoon of a uncle sinkie don't even know). I swear - she must think i am village idiot 乡下人........

yup, besides the above embarassing trivia, Tier One also asked me whether sinkie got president or prime minister. i answered singapore got both. Tier One than asked me which one is more powderful.

i was blur at this question. in my mind i was thinking: "how the fuck i know? depends on how you define power."

.... i tell you, if Tier One was not this beautiful sophisticated chick I would have answered: "how the fuck would i know, why you even care. you want to be like gong li and take citizenship test is it?"

instead because Tier One is this elegant and 'classy' babe, i mentioned something like we inherit british system of government.

then this "yeow siu" Tier One followed up with: "but Britain got no president ...."

wah lan ... this is when I really 无话可说, knn i feel like a total ignorant fool

[tigerprawn]

Originally Posted by ansonsohna

yup, besides the above embarassing trivia, Tier One also asked me whether sinkie got president or prime minister. i answered singapore got both. Tier One than asked me which one is more powderful.

i was blur at this question. in my mind i was thinking: "how the fuck i know? depends on how you define power."

.....

Bro, you must be totally smitten in the presence of beauty la to forget who rules Singapore. Indian president vs. PM Lee......er...... no brainer right? lol

[ansonsohna]

Originally Posted by tigerprawn

Bro, you must be totally smitten in the presence of beauty la to forget who rules Singapore. Indian president vs. PM Lee......er...... no brainer right? lol

bro tigerprawn ... actually i trying to be 'gay kiang' (trying to act clever). I was thinking whose salary is higher is the more powderful.

In this case, I think its president who is higher paid is it not? i think even constitutionally also president higher ....read it somewhere ~ probably in sammyboy.

anyways, how do you expect this uncle who reads The New Paper & 8 Days as his preliminary source of info to know such things ..... and okay, i'll admit it, my brain is only partially functioning. inside heart 'boob boob boob' kan cheong to have a beautiful gal talking to me .... subconsciously, I want to impress Tier One, to let her think I am clever ..... ... how ironicaly then is that in the end, Tier One will probably think that I am one big blabbering idiotic yahoo ....

[ansonsohna]

Moving away from politics ....

Originally Posted by ansonsohna

2) Before meeting sammi, I cheonged a lot of places in SHA. Covered nearly all the good recommendations in the International section of this forum ~ and then some. Blew close to SGD 2000 even before meeting sammi.

And let me tell you that so far none of the gals in these entertainment joint can match sammi in terms of looks even in those higher ends KTV like 天上人间 (they called it "Wonderland Men's Club" in English).

3) In SHA, before meeting up with sammi, in the streets there are so many beautiful and tall shanghainese lass .... cuchi mata (wash eyes) dam shoik ... almost everywhere you turn can see tall fair and pretty gals.
.......

anyway i covered a lot of the recommended places in Shanghai found in the international section. thanks bros for your contribution. It is very much appreciated!

I shall therefore focus on the ones that is hardly mentioned (didn't read all the posts!).

As usual, with Lao Hero sure got some things to observe or comment on:

1) Besides the spas covered Shanghai thread (in the International Section), I went the Roman Spa. It is at Macau road, Shanghai. Spa is very posh. Got like undersea world glass tunnel at the bath area. And inside the glass tunnel can see sea turtles some more. Yes, this "mountain tortoise" (sua ku) when saw turtle through the glass tank very impressed.

It cost about SGD 100 to have a "normal" massage session and to use the spas facilities. For massage with specials, add around RMB 300 more.

Now it is at the common bath area that I laughed out loud. I thot my kukujiao is small ~ but when I saw the other chinaman's dick ... i'm AVERAGE. (no wonder sammi did not chio ka peng when she saw my dicky the first time).

and one chinaman really have my sympathies - the bladdy idiot's cannon so friggin' small that it not extend over his balls region. he is not totally NOT hung. he has got a gina's (child's) dick. Thankfully his pubic hair not long, if it is long, it will cover entirely his shaft.

(sorry got to go now ~ advantures in SHA to be con't)

[calex]

thanks for the update...