My adventure in the office

[Megatronzombie]

Omg this part is so damn funny haha!!!

[koebshaq0_0]

I seriously hope to see James makan Kate gao gao soon. Very soon.

[Giansex]

story is better than mediacork crap drama...

[nightingle91]

wow kate is an interesting element added into the story! well done TS!

[Widjaja]

Well done. Waiting for updates!

[LSDU]

Waiting for a double or triple dose ��

[passiontea]

Can't wait for james to screw kate. =) Harem Harem!!

[ilikeoldchangke]

We went back to the office and I got back to work.



Even though I’m only working on a small house, there is a lot of things to be done, especially when I’m doing it all alone.





I kept to myself most of the next 2 weeks. On some days when I’m not eating with Kate, I would just buy back and eat alone.




I would have wanted to dine with Hakim and guys but Mr Liew wanted me to keep my distance from them. The only time I got to chat with them was during unofficial coffee breaks we took at a coffee shop across the street in the middle of the afternoon.





Even that we had to leave office separately as if we’re heading out for a meeting.



I think the sight of my eating my vegetable rice at my desk must look really pathetic to Kate and on a couple of occasions, she deliberately came back from lunch early to keep my company.




Kate : EH…. James… don’t like that leh… I know no one likes to eat with their bosses but treat me like a brother can or not… hur hur… haha..



She’s full of energy that I got to give it to her.



I would just smile and nod as she tells me about her school, her friends who were having difficulty looking for jobs as she eat her fruit salad.




Kate : Aiyah…. I told them to wear sexier a bit… they don’t want… hahaha…. Sometimes if you have a bit of asset… you got to show it mah… right?? Right ?



I nodded and my eyes drifted to her breast for a moment and Kate caught me looking at them.



Kate : Hoei !!



She pressed onto her own blouse with the 1st button undone as she laughed.


Kate : B only la…don’t need to look until like that… ahhaa..




I looked away, a little embarrassed as she continued with telling me everything about herself over lunch.



I would have expected Kate to be an irritant, an obstacle to what I was doing but on the contrary, I actually find her to be a constant source of entertainment.




I’m serious.



She’s inquisitive, and she’s not afraid to ask questions. By the end of the 1st week, she was helping me arrange material boards. It look good if not for the fact she used a glitter pen to write down the material codes.




I remembered having a secret meeting with Mr Liew on my way back from a meeting with the client and I was holding a cup of coffee in my hand when I sat down.



Kate rolled her chair over and told me this.


Kate : James… I know it’s… trendy and all to be holding the cup of a $6 coffee but…. Is it really worth it ??




I looked at her in awe as she used her calculator and keyed in the figures in front of me.




Kate : Taking away your cpf contribution, this $6 coffee cost you like what….. half a percent of your take home pay !! …



My mouth gasped open again at her and she promptly gave me a quick lesson on financial management.




Kate : Part of my business module you know…. Next time I share more with you…



I would have wanted to tell her Mr Liew bought me that coffee but I didn’t think it would matter.



I think having Kate around did help my mental well being a little.



I’m just the quiet, meek and helpless worker in office and once I leave, I’m the virile sex slave for Sandy.




Belinda’s glare got more and more hostile and despite repeated attempted for me to talk to her, she still did not want to respond to my messages or calls.



The only time she spoke to me was when she caught Kate helping me to make a cup of coffee while I changed the water dispenser in the pantry.




When Kate left, she spoke with a sourish tone ;



Belinda : Seems like Sandy not enough for you…. Need younger meat…. Herh..!...



She walked away, shaking her head slowly.



Women.



Terry on the other hand kept bugging me about Sandy.



Terry : When can I fuck her ?? har ? James … see I got you such a pretty young girl…. Good right… you should also treat me right … understand ? haha…




He went on to tell me he hired her specially for me, as a token of gratitude for giving him Sandy.


Terry : fuck her if you want… I don’t care… she’s pretty… but.. not my cup of tea… too young…. Hahah…




I ignored what he said totally and walked away.




20th April 2012


Friday


9.30am




By the 3rd week of April, Sharon had compiled a list of applicants for my team after sifting out the irrelevant ones and she sent both Kate and I a copy to have a look.




I saw a resume which pique my interest because the girl had experiences doing good class bungalows in another firm. She’s a Malaysian but has gotten her PR but there’s no photo. Not that I mind as long as she can support the team in the projects. She’s not asking for a high pay as well which is a good thing.



End of the day the projects I’m getting should sustain the team.



She’s 24 and has been working since she’s 18. With a good few years under her belt, she should come in helpful.




I saw Kate printing out the list of candidates and overheard her telling Sharon she wanted to interview all of them.




That’s 14 candidates.



Fine, whatever she wants.


James : Kate, this girl, Suwen, she has the relevant experience…. Can consider her…




Kate looked at my choice and gave me a sly smile.



Kate : Ehh… no picture one hor… may not be as chio as me ok…. Hahah… but I like the way you think… good… hhaha….



She gave me a “ as if I’ve started to understand her “ kind of look.



Kate : I would pick her too if I was you… young… few years apart from you… sweet Malaysian girl…. Wife material…



She nodded her head as she flipped thought the list



My mouth gasped open again as I searched for an appropriate reply.



Kate punched me playfully in my stomach and gave me a wink.




Kate : Don’t worry la…I got you covered… I’ll pay more attention to her….i help you find both a girlfriend and a colleague … ok ???! Have some faith in me..




I nodded with my frozen half grin and turned away.




25th April 2012


Wednesday


4.30pm




Sometimes I don’t know if Kate is so confident that she went ahead to hold the interview without someone more senior around or she’s just bulldozing her way all over.



I was pretty sure the candidates are puzzled as well since they’re being interviewed by a girl that was not even in the industry.


Each session lasted less than 10 minutes, some less than 5. I don’t know if they were the ones who decided to walk off or Kate told them that was the end of the session.




4.45pm


She walked out of that particular interview looking a bit upset. The candidate left, a man in his mid-thirties while Kate stormed off to the bathroom.


I shook my head and waited for Kate to come back out.



James : Are you ok ?


Kate : I’m fine.. I’m fine…


I could see her eyes were a bit red but I said nothing.




James : You want me to errr… talk to the candidates for a while… then you continue ??


Kate thought about it and decided that was not a bad idea.


I don’t know if it was my offer of help that brought about a torrent of emotions but she fanned her face a few times, breathing through her mouth.

[ilikeoldchangke]

Kate : Sorry James…. not in the best of mood…. I think my period is coming…


My mouth gasped open once more as she asked me to talk to the other 2 candidate while she go buy some pads and a drink.




Kate : I .. I need a drink… I’ll go grab a coffee and a bite…. You hold the fort for a while ok… later I’ll take over… just ermm.. tell them your project…. No need to be nervous… I’ll be back soon.




She left me alone and I conducted the interview.




The last one was Suwen. Kate told me later she deliberately put her last so if all goes well, she would ask us both out for dinner and maybe grab a cup of coffee.


I sincerely applaud her for the effort but I was more interested in getting good help than finding a pretty girl.




Suwen is a pleasant lady, tall and well built. She’s at least 1.75, with broad shoulders. I would think she look like a competitive swimmer.


I spent a good 15 minutes with her and I knew I want her on my team already.




Just as I was wrapping up the chat with Suwen, I saw Kate come back in with a fruit juice in hand. She saw Suwen and her eyes widened, her cheeks suck in as she sucked harder on her juice.




She looked like she was trying to hold her laughter but she quickly finished her drink and threw it away. I saw her wiping her mouth and I quickly told Suwen about her.



James : Ok.. my… ermm.. team’s admin manager is coming in… she’s not from this industry so don’t mind her…. Anything to do with work I’ve pretty much told you already… just chat with her will do.




Suwen : Oh.. ok..




Kate entered and flashed me a look before spreading a wide smile.


Kate : Hi there !... I’m Kate… James’ boss…




Suwen’s eyes widened too but she still took her hand. They chatted for a good 5 minutes while I remained silent before excusing myself.






6.30pm


Kate : I like her man… Suwen… she’s very funny and humorous… let’s just get her..


James : Oh ok…



Kate put her arms around me and patted me on my shoulder.



Kate : Cheer up la… I promise I find a prettier one for you for the next one..


I thanked her and got back to my work.





Terry walked over to our desk and Kate took it upon herself to give Terry a run through of what is going on. Besides working on my house, I was preparing the stuff to grab the 2nd project from Mr Liew.



Terry just smiled and told Kate she’s doing a good job so far.



Terry : James… can be hard to manage at times… but I see you have him eating out of your hands already…. Well done… good job… keep it up…



Kate smiled and thanked Terry.



Terry : Happy or not James ?? har ?? hahah… need a girl to speak up for you right ?? .. haha…


She did not see the smirk Terry flashed me before looking over to the other wing.



The moment he left the office Kate pulled her chair to my side.




Kate : Eh James… sorry ah… I think Terry’s words are a bit hurtful…he’s a jerk…. I don’t think you are difficult to manage at all….. just that you are a little quiet…. Always keep to yourself… haha…



I gave her an awkward smile before she suggested we grab a beer after work.




Kate : It’s midweek, let’s grab a drink….. team bonding…



James : Err.. no need la… it’s ok… I’m fine…




Kate : I would fucking cry my heart out if someone said something like that to me man… don’t bluff… you’re a man… you may be quiet, but I know you also have your ego….come la…. A couple of drink…won’t die one…




She insisted so I told her maybe just a quick one.




6.45pm


I was in the pantry together with Kate and we were washing our cups together as she rattled off a few pubs along Tanjong pagar we could go to get a drink. She even suggested having Korean BBQ while we’re at it.




Right at the moment Belinda walked in.



Kate said hi but she did not reply, Belinda just glared at me without a word



By the time she walked out, Kate was aware of the tension and she whispered softly to me.




Kate : Eh… you… and her got history…. I can tell…



James : What ?




Kate proudly admitted that she was the go to guru for relationship issues for her friends.




James : What ! ?




Kate : Honestly James… I think she looked like she’s out of your league leh… she’s from the other wing one right…



Kate rested her right elbow on her left forearm and started stroking her hairless chin with her finger.




Kate : I can tell you like her James…



I stared at her with my eyes and mouth wide open as she snapped her fingers at me.




Kate : Don’t worry… I help you talk to her..


James : What !... no.. no no… no!!!... no… no… don’t need.




Kate laughed and asked why am I so nervous.



Kate : Relax… I know what I’m doing… besides…




She paused and turned all serious on me.



Kate : I cannot expect my employee to concentrate fully on his work if he got relationship problems right… don’t worry… I’m your boss… I’ll take care of you…




James : No Kate… wait… don’t need… I’m serious….no…


She narrowed her eyes and put both her hands on my shoulder.



Kate : Tell me you trust me James…



I think I just dislocated my jaw as I looked at Kate.



Kate : trust me… I know what I’m doing.




She turned around confidently and walked towards Belinda in her figure hugging dress and high heels. She’s like a model, placing her steps confidently as she pulled Hakim’s chair and slid over to Belinda.




I could see Belinda looking up in surprise before glaring at me.


I was shock.


In denial.



I almost peed my pants as I looked at Kate talk to Belinda.



She talked for a while before turning and smiling at me and giving me a little wave.



I waved back with my mouth still partly open.




4 minutes later Kate walked over to my side with a smirk on her face.



Kate : I know you’re about to get on your knees to thank me but no need…




James : What ?? !




Kate : Belinda is joining is for dinner and drinks


James : WHAT !!




Kate gave me a wink and lowered her voice.



Kate : Don’t be nervous ok … I know first time go out with the person you like is quite frightening…


I was speechless by then as Kate nudged me back to our office.




7.00pm


I could feel a headache coming up and I decided to leave before Sandy comes back from her Yoga and complicate matters even more.


Kate : Pack up and let’s go man !..

[ilikeoldchangke]

7.05pm

While we’re in the lift alone, Kate lowered her voice to a whisper.


Kate : James…


James : Ya ?



Kate : You’re a virgin right…


I dropped the bag I was holding and looked at Kate .




She laughed and quickly picked it up for me.



Kate : I know la… can tell from the first time I look at you…




James : i… i……. I mean…



As the lift door opened, Kate walked out first and she smelled her own hair before tying it up.



Kate : Korean BBQ, got to wash my hair properly tonight… ok… back to the topic James…



We walked towards the stretch of Korean BBQ restaurants along Tanjong Pagar and Kate asked me this question.



Kate : You like Belinda or not ?? … honestly… tell me..



James : er…. Yes… I like…



Kate : Ok good… you see ah…. Going after girls… is like doing business… and everything else in life…




James : ermmmmm….




Kate : Don’t worry… I cannot guarantee you will get to sleep with Belinda tonight… but I dam well will make sure she will start paying more attention to you.



James : Oh dear god… i…





Kate : SHhh…. God is busy… don’t bother him with this type of problem…


We got to the entrance of the restaurant and I saw Belinda standing a distance away.




Kate : She’s here… she’s here…. Act cool a bit la… stand up straight… chin up…. Look confident….



James : What !! …



Belinda did not see us approach as she was facing the other direction and Kate fell in step beside me.



She suddenly linked my arms and I looked at her in surprise.




Kate : Don’t look at me… look straight… act as if you own the whole road… women like men who are confident…. Plus… you got me… perfect eye candy… wah !!.. no horse run …



I could feel my mouth slowly dropping again as we closed the distance towards Belinda.




Kate : remember… when you first talk to Belinda, tell her she’s really beautiful and thank her for having dinner with you and most important of all… tell her you are going to pursuit her with everything you have. !




James : What ? I’m not saying that…. Are you mad ?



Kate : I’m serious… do it.. women are sucker for this kind of thing… they just don’t want to admit…




10 metres.



Kate whispered softly.



Kate : See.. all the men… looking at you…. Shoik right… haha.. nothing makes a man more appealing that to see he is wanted by another hot girl… haha



I could see a few envious glance coming my way as we walked on.


Kate : Remember to say the words James…




6 metres.




Another pretty decent looking OL cast Kate a glance and they exchanged slut looks with lazer beams oozing out from their eyes before Kate link my arms tighter and continued walking down the lane.



It was a visual confrontation as they checked out each other’s body with the side of their eyes.


3 metres.




Belinda turned around and the first thing she saw was Kate’s arms around mine before she met our eyes.


We stopped right in front of Belinda and Kate released me from her arms.



She pinched me and made a face at me so I would say what she wanted me to say.





James : Oww…..erm…Ber… Berlinda…..you’re really beautiful…. And… and … thank you for agreeing to have dinner with me… and… and…




I felt another pinch and I blurted out the words.




James : I’m… I’m pursuing you with… with everything I got…




I felt like digging a hole in the ground.



It was fucking embarrassing to be saying something like this to Belinda.


I meant , yes, we were together but it’s a been a long relationship, we got to the point where we no longer say this type of things to each other..


Kate : Hey Belinda…. see …. I told you he will say it…




I turned to look at Kate who was giggling away..



James : What !..



Belinda looked at me in the eye and she asked me to say it again.


Belinda : Look at me James… and say it again…




Kate : Wooo.. wooo… quick… quick la…. Don’t stand there like a block of wood…. Aiyho…



James : Be… Ber…linda…. You’re… you’re beautiful… and…. Thank you for having dinner with me… and… I’m… going to pursue you with everything I got…




Kate snapped her fingers and laughed. I could see Belinda smiling too as I had no doubt she found this amusing.


She put both her arms around Belinda and my shoulder as she ushered us into the restaurant.



Kate : Don’t mind me ar… I’m quick thick skin…. I’ll stay for dinner…. I’m treating…





I could see Belinda holding back her laughter.



When Belinda went to the bathroom 40 minutes into the dinner, Kate quickly whispered to me.




Kate : Don’t get me wrong James… I’m staying because I’m afraid you will fuck this up ….. I want to make sure everything goes well…


James : ermm… oh… ok…


Kate : Now… you both hardly talked… I’m the one talking most of the time…. Like that confirm you tonight no happy ending la…



James : WHAT !...


Kate : relax… I know men.. trust me…



James : I think no need… it’s…




I watched Kate ordered up more beer and soju and I knew this was not going to end well.



Kate : Look James… we …..make…. Belinda… drunk… or at least high….



I stared at her speechless as Belinda emerged from the bathroom.



Kate : I’ll teach you what to say… where to touch… what to do… I confirm she will be yours in no time… hiak.. hiak.. hiak….


She rubbed her hands together in glee as Belinda sat back down.



Kate : I’m not asking you to rape her but at least you get to send her home right… hahaha… smart right… come… at least make her high…



The moment Belinda sat down, Kate proposed a toast to her and I shook my head at Belinda but she went ahead and took it.



And another.




And another.



And another.

[ilikeoldchangke]

I filled my soju bottle with water and drank from it while Kate took up the challenge and did the same thing with her own bottle filled with the potent drink.




9.45pm



I paid the bill despite Kate insisting on paying with her ntuc membership card .




By the time we got to the street to look for a cab, Kate was lying on my shoulder, and I had to support her weight together with Belinda.



Kate : I’m ok… I’m really ok ~~…. Send Belinda back… James… I’m ok…~~


Belinda laughed and looked at me.




Belinda : Are you sending me home or are you sending her home ?



James: Come on… don’t do this to me..




Belinda : haha..




We waited for a cab and Kate was starting to sober up in the taxi, she insisted we drop Belinda off since it was along the way. We dropped Belinda off at Bishan and Kate insisted I wait for the lift with her at the lobby and only getting back to the cab after she’s in.




Kate : James …. You gentlemen a bit can or not…. Send her all the way up la….hahah…


I could see Kate was still pretty high and I took her wallet from her bag while she fiddled with her own hair.



James : Uncle, Ang Mo Kio…



When we arrived at the block of flats opposite AMK hub, I paid the driver a little extra for the trouble before helping Kate off the car.



Kate : I’m fine.. I’m fine… I admit… just now I was a bit tipsy… I’m fine now….



Kate got out, balanced herself on her heels and took a deep breath, exhaling slowly.



She tried to take 1 step forward but stumbled and lost her balance, if I was not beside her to grab her in time, she would have fallen face flat onto the ground.




Kate : Oops… sorry.. sorry…


James : Eh you ok or not…


Kate : I’m fine… I’m fine…




Kate bent down and removed her heels, dangling them off her left middle and index finger.


She then put her left arm around my shoulder as she staggered along, her heels swinging dangerously in front of my face.




James : Oei… oei oei…. Don’t.. oie…


Kate : James !!



She suddenly spoke a little too loud and I got a shock.



James : What what ? ?



Kate : James… I tell you…



She hiccuped a couple of times before resuming.





Kate : I know…. How people see me in the office… they think I’m crazy… and probably don’t deserve my post ….


She leaned heavily on me as we staggered towards her block.




Kate : but I’m not stupid either…. I can see aside from the 2 of us and a couple others, practically no one… no one is doing any real work in Terry’s team…



She lost her balance again and her left arm hooked backwards, plastering her freshly worn heels into my face and nose.




James ; ARghhh… come on…



Kate : Oops… oops…. Sorry…


We staggered to the void deck and I stopped at some bench and deposited her there.



I could only stare at her as she mumbled and said things that hardly made sense for a while before snapping back into consciousness again.




Kate : Terry ……. Is an asshole….. you… you know what he told me….the other day… hahah…..he said…. he said…. you would try and bed me… hahahah…. Haha…



Kate : He… he also…. Also made some… lewd proposals at me…. Which.. I can say is sexual harassment….




She laughed and I stared at her, my anger rising within.



Kate : Terry said…. you’re not who you appear to me… hiccup… hiccup… but… but I felt…. It was the complete opposite…



Kate took a deep breath before she leaned her forehead on my stomach.




Kate : I think you are a nice guy James…. the nicest ever..…. And Terry…. Is the jerk…. See… I believe in you…. Besides…




Her eyes struggled to open and she whispered a little too loudly.




Kate : How … can a virgin … even think of bedding me… hahaha.. haha…



James : Oh god...you better go back and rest…


She nodded her head and said she agreed with me.





As I helped her to her feet, she pushed me away, pointed her right heel at me and declared at the top of her voice.



Kate : I… helped you get Belinda…… .




She threw both heel onto the floor and lo and behold, I see 圣杯. You know people throw the 2 halfs of the crescent after prayers to ask if all is ok? Yeap.




That.




Her heel landed in the exact positive position.




She repeated herself again as if she wanted herself to be sure as well.



Kate : I…. helped you get …. Belinda….




Kate : Now….




Kate : Watch me destroy Terry…




She turned and staggered off towards the lift without her heels.



I laughed.



I really did as she waved her hands in the air and staggered towards the lift.



For the first time.



The very first time.





I felt like taking someone under my wing and teaching her everything I know.




Kate.



Sure.




I’ll watch how you destroy Terry.




I don’t think it’s going to be easy, but I’ll love to see you try.





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[14animal]

Forever well written. Awaiting for the next update patiently. Well done ilock. Keep up the good work. 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

[skl8188]

Thks for the update. Things are getting interesting. Can tell if James were to choose between Belinda and sandy I would say he will go for the former.

[aloscus]

bro,your writing sibei solid and humorous.....i was laughing......cheers for you.....

[HoCheeMeng]

Originally Posted by 14animal

Forever well written. Awaiting for the next update patiently. Well done ilock. Keep up the good work. 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

Fully agreed with you bro