My afternoon delights at HCs....

[gerhunter]

Trip to Mountain of Flowers and Fruits

Finally after a hectic period of work..had a off day to myself because of the Erections...I meant Elections....So went to make some bookings..but all those that I have yet to try were either on leave or fully booked...so decided to visit the Mountain of Flowers & Fruits....

Waited in the room for 10 mins before she came in...just as she was putting down her bag, my phone rang...and while talking on the fone..there she was playing with my boxers trying to peep into it...geee...

Got down to the massage after the call, TCSS abit...then I discovered how come she was having some gadget over her Golden Fiery Eyes...so asked her about it....and she told me she going to go under the modern fire gun to fine tune her vision...1st time I saw a ger wearing specs...heh..looks kinda attractive on her too..reminds me of an OL...

The rest were standard rubba rubba...then action...you know....but overall she was a nice ger to TCSS with, looks pretty with and without specs..and with her hair tied up/specs off, looks abit like Fish Leong siah....

P/S: Due to vision tuning...she will be off from this Thursday till around 23rd or 24th...

[Optimus_Prime]

Originally Posted by gerhunter

1st time I saw a ger wearing specs...heh..looks kinda attractive on her too..reminds me of an OL...

The rest were standard rubba rubba...then action...you know....but overall she was a nice ger to TCSS with, looks pretty with and without specs..and with her hair tied up/specs off, looks abit like Fish Leong siah....

P/S: Due to vision tuning...she will be off from this Thursday till around 23rd or 24th...

She's wearing SPECs !!?!? Oh my goodness... think I have to look for my TCSS Goddess again...heehee

Imagine her moaning out loud in her specs... *erection time*

And this is her MONTH some more... Here I come...who cares abt lexon-star...

[Wang Ye]

Originally Posted by Optimus_Prime

She's wearing SPECs !!?!? Oh my goodness... think I have to look for my TCSS Goddess again...heehee

Imagine her moaning out loud in her specs... *erection time*

And this is her MONTH some more... Here I come...who cares abt lexon-star...

Delightful monkey eh? Yup. The delightful one was spotted wearing glasses when last I was at bhc. Not so sure why. Then again not first time either.

[Optimus_Prime]

Originally Posted by Sometimes

Its been a long time since I come here. Seems like lot of new bros posting in the thread & of cos as usual bro Optimus long long long stories lolx.

Ha ha... it's our busy busy bro Sometimes... who will come into our League HQ sometimes in the next few months again...

Heh hehe... always like your updates on the latest Ger from LOS

Originally Posted by HC_Cheongster

OP's Life is so interesting and happening de sia!!!!

POT calling Kettle Black !!

My life pales in comparison to yours...

and btw... think you going to eat *sour plums* again as Sis Cheryl might think u miss ur cheonging days again...

Originally Posted by KLKOOL

HCC ... envious meh.... lol... can always join him mah... errr... but dun tell Cheryl I mention horr...

Shhh... I heard this morning HCC is kneeling on "durian husks" already...

Originally Posted by CibLover

Allow me to camp here, ay sai boh?? Anymore seats here? Or should I stand in one corner??

bro OP,
The phone rang...and then?? Damn nice story.....

Bro Cib... my story should pale beside your "war stories"... next time u r here... we X-change stories... heard bro TD writing his own story now as we speak in Danoi

Originally Posted by SexFreak

hehe.........Bro, there are still limited seats available S$75 / S$100 / S$150 Please issue cross cheque make payable to League Pte Lte....hahaha

Should be made payable to the Merl-SexFreak-OP Consortium !!

Ytd's General Board Meeting cancelled becus someone cannot wake up early enuff for lunchmeeting... tsk tsk...

[Merl]

Originally Posted by Sexfreak

hehe.........Bro, there are still limited seats available S$75 / S$100 / S$150 Please issue cross cheque make payable to League Pte Lte....hahaha

Originally Posted by Optimus_Prime

Should be made payable to the Merl-SexFreak-OP Consortium !!

Ytd's General Board Meeting cancelled becus someone cannot wake up early enuff for lunchmeeting... tsk tsk...

Ya man ! When tat someone finally woke-up, too late to reschedule for lunch liao...

[Optimus_Prime]

Originally Posted by Optimus_Prime

We had another short session after the phone call. We were both lying there in the darkness listening to music from her HP as usual when the phone rang !!

I am posting my quickest KC-Trap yet. All events took place very recently and some details have been masked to protect the identity of those involved.


OP's 3-4 Day Affair

Day 4 - cont'd

It was Apple's ladyboss from the TN she works at. What the hell was she calling her at 12.30am in the morning ?

It seems there was a sudden influx of customers at the shop and the ladyboss wanted Apple to go back to work. she tried to wriggle out of it by saying she's outside and will be a while before she can come back.

My face was quite black by then... told her just to her ladyboss that she not coming back until much later and she's tired and dun want to work. But she said, her belongings still at the shop..best not to aggiate the ladyboss.

I felt so pissed... esp since I could tell Apple was not keen to go back. We thou we could just ignore her and went back to cuddling but KNN !! 3 mins later the phone ring again !! It was the ladyboss again asking Apple to come back to work !!

This went on with the hp ringing every 3-5 mins !! My face was damn black by then... even on the cab as I sent her back... I was not in a good mood. Apple could sensed it too... so her replies to the ladyboss's calls (twice jus on the cab back!!) were a curt "I'm coming !!" b4 she hung up.

My mind was thinking... once she reaches back.. it'll be quite a chore to get her to come out again... And I told Apple if she did not wanna meet after work it's ok with me (I lied of cus..it's not ok) She told me she will call me after her work before giving me a peck on the cheek as she step off the cab.

U-turned back to my hotel, and met up with the Naughty Queen for some supper. Actually had wanted to take supper with Apple and intro her to the Naughty Queen. Apple was quite jealous of me sms-ing to Almond esp when I told her that the person was a gal and my good friend. Sometimes.. jealousy is nice but dun overdo it.... Anyway in the back of my mind... she's propably more jealous thinking someone else might be taking stake in her "Cai Tou" (which is me la)... yeah a "Cai Tou" that brought her a $200 gold necklace. Really beginning to feel so "KC-ed" on the way back.. oh well i did it of my own free will so noone to blame but me lor. Consoled myself that she has spent more than a full day with me already.

ME and Almond was only about to tuck into our noodles when Apple called me. 15 mins only... that was fast !! Apple told me... she did not service the customer as he was a foreigner..instead she asked someone else to service him. Told her I will come and pick her up in a while and she agreed.

As we were taking our supper, Apple sent me another sms saying she will come down after she put her things down. For some reasons, I felt quite happy. Stupid me !!

But the shocker came just a while later as apple sent me another sms saying she was very tired and wanted to rest. Yeah she was tired...my ASS !! I was pissed off cause I know that could not be the reason why she did not wanna come. I will feel better if she just say the truth. Called her up and I really let my displeasure showed. After 5 mins of talking... I told her if there's is something else she wanted to do... just tell me honestly. I dun mind waiting for her until after she's done (bloody KC trap talking liaoz)

Anyway, she eventually agreed to accompany me until around 3am or 4am before she will go back to pack her bags. After seeing Almond off, I sped to Apple's shop in a cab. Called her to tell her I was arriving.

Reached her shop (which was closed)... was surprised to see two guys standing outside the shop. Was wondering who they were. Asked the taxi to stop a side, while I got off and went to the staircase of Apple's shop. The 2 guys stared at me as I walked past... what was their business ? But I refrain from staring back as I was alone and one of them was twice my size. (hmmm.. would probably lose a fight with 2 of them but I def will ensure they have problems getting an erection anytime soon...sorry I fight dirty if I'm out-numbered lor !!)

Apple came down and very quickly grabbed me and wanted to hail a cab off. Found her behaviour quite odd. And from the corner of my eyes, I could see the 2 guys gesturing behind me. Sensing something might be amiss, I quickly hurry Apple onto my waiting cab.

Boy!! She has got some explaining to do !!

[Merl]

Yo OP! If you need to change yr job then I suggest you become a script-writer lah, you realli got the gift man.

And when's the grand opening for your OP's BLOG huh ??? I bet many of us here cant wait to see it, rite folks ?

Before I forget, if anyone need to advertise their products in OP's BLOG , kindly write a cheque payable to Merl-Sex Freak-OP consortium...Thank you! Thank you! Wahahaa!

[Optimus_Prime]

Originally Posted by Merl

Before I forget, if anyone need to advertise their products in OP's BLOG , kindly write a cheque payable to Merl-Sex Freak-OP consortium...Thank you! Thank you! Wahahaa!

If the cheque is made to the consortium... then I think the blog should include yours and SF's interesting stories too !!

Or else pls make all cheques to OP Private Ltd. Do not worry it shall go to my cheonging funds where more expereinces can be written about..

[Fei Ge]

Convoy OP, u nid a bouncer while you are fetching a fruit in the middle of the night?

[Merl]

Originally Posted by Optimus_Prime

If the cheque is made to the consortium... then I think the blog should include yours and SF's interesting stories too !!

Or else pls make all cheques to OP Private Ltd. Do not worry it shall go to my cheonging funds where more expereinces can be written about..

Hmmm... since I dun have any interesting stories to tell, I volunteer to become the finance consultant for your funds else you might mis-appropriate the funds due to some KC-trap kind of tingy AGAIN !!!... hee

[Optimus_Prime]

Originally Posted by Fei Ge

Convoy OP, u nid a bouncer while you are fetching a fruit in the middle of the night?

Really ah ?? Next time I need back-up... I call u can ?

the only other "fighter" I know is our League's Thai King Bro Taurus...heheh


Jus kidding la... I dun like violence... will steer clear of such situations unless it comes looking for me.

[SexFreak]

Originally Posted by Optimus_Prime

Should be made payable to the Merl-SexFreak-OP Consortium !!

Ytd's General Board Meeting cancelled becus someone cannot wake up early enuff for lunchmeeting... tsk tsk...

Originally Posted by Merl

Ya man ! When tat someone finally woke-up, too late to reschedule for lunch liao...

Wei Wei Wei !!! I already woke up and was at the carpark when calling our Wet Queen hor......I think our Wet Queen owed us some compensation as I have already sealed, fixed, confirmed plus thumb-print, the lunch appointment a day before Ok Ok Ok, Sorry lar, I will only on my Hp when I leave home mah.........Let's reschedule ok?


Cheers !!!

[SexFreak]

Originally Posted by Merl

Hmmm... since I dun have any interesting stories to tell, I volunteer to become the finance consultant for your funds else you might mis-appropriate the funds due to some KC-trap kind of tingy AGAIN !!!... hee

Ahem...Ahem...Ahem...........Bro, should be WE! WE will co-manage OP's Fund to prevent any misappropriation

Cheers !!!

[Fei Ge]

Originally Posted by Optimus_Prime

Really ah ?? Next time I need back-up... I call u can ?

the only other "fighter" I know is our League's Thai King Bro Taurus...heheh


Jus kidding la... I dun like violence... will steer clear of such situations unless it comes looking for me.

last nite when I patrol GL the PRC MMs tot I am the "URM PAI"

One of them ask: " xian shen, ni zhuo na yi heng ar?, you chiang ma?" (Means what occupation u do, got gun?)

I reply: " wo dan ran you chiang lar, bu guo zhi ge yi zai fang jian li gei ni kan" (Means Of course I haf gun, but can onli show you in the room"

PRC say: " wo hai yi wei ni shi pian yi ne" ( Means I tot u are plain cloth, i.e. of course lar, wer got go GL wear uniform one )

In the end, I get her hp no, I give her a treat of ice cream cone, and today she licks my "ice-cream"

So I look like "URM PAI", Dun Play Play!!

[gerhunter]

Originally Posted by Optimus_Prime

She's wearing SPECs !!?!? Oh my goodness... think I have to look for my TCSS Goddess again...heehee

Imagine her moaning out loud in her specs... *erection time*

And this is her MONTH some more... Here I come...who cares abt lexon-star...

heh...sorry bro...when down to action, she took off her specs... her MONTH this month meh??not 2 months later??you gotta act fast!!!