Schoolboy true adventure in the ''place of liar''

[shiokpleasure]

Originally Posted by GR888

Hope you had an enjoyable sexxion with the Cheena Kitten today bro BallBreaker! I had an unforgettable day too… but for all the wrong reasons. It started off pretty well actually. Girlfriend called me in the morning to say she had to spend the day consoling her girlfriend who just got dumped… Hoh say liao! It was action stations in an instant…. Called up the joints where the last 3 MLs on my fark list were working… but as luck would have it, they were all not in today. Oops!… the signs seemed ominous. I had a feeling it just wasn’t going to be my day.

Never mind, every dark cloud has a silver lining right? Just at that point, one of my cheongster buddies messaged me. Told me he had already made a booking to bonk this gem today at a “place of liars” and asked me to accompany him. He has another recommendation for me and guaranteed on the “lives of his next few generations” that I’ll be satisfied with the lady. Hur, hur, hur…

I didn’t know what possessed me at that point in time… Somehow, I replied to him via SMS rather emphatically… “Onz! Rendezvous XX00 hrs. We rule the day, we rule the night! Always ready, ready to strike! Huat ah!” (Local guys who have undergone national service will find this battle cry very familiar.) Having been rigorously trained and drilled in rapid deployment during my army days, I was on the road within minutes... heading towards rendezvous point in my nifty “light strike vehicle”.

Fast forward… my buddy happily made his way to the room with his gem while I proceeded to mine, took my shower and patiently waited for the “recommendation” to make her appearance. She came in finally… OK, she’s a young MILF from China, not SYT. Friendly girl, full of smiles, dressed to kill… nice long hair, very sexy body… not the prettiest girl I’ve had, as least compared to my recent conquests… but looks-wise, I can still give her a 7.0/10.

So far so good… gave me a massage that wasn’t too bad, chatted with her quite a bit… Then asked me to fark her, which I agreed. She duly came back with the condom, happily stripped and went on top of me as I lay prone. Then she took a gulp of hot tea and started a sensual catbath… slowly letting the tea trickle down as she licked my back, butt and the rest of my body. I dunno how she did it… It must have taken some skill for her to lick me yet simultaneously control the flow of the tea. At the same time, her hands were also busy fondling me…. Her multitasking skills must be on overdrive deh!

The sensation was shiok to the max!… Then she started licking my ass before burying her tongue right inside my arsehole, flicking and twirling away for a good few minutes… She washed her mouth as I turned over… then she repeated the hot tea cat bath repertoire on my chest and groin area…. ending with a slow and sensual BBBJ.

She capped me after washing her mouth again, then plunged my erect dickie into her pussy and rode me in cowgirl… That was when everything just headed downhill in a farking flash! Her pussy was rather loose to begin with… but never mind, I can discount that as I helped myself to her boobies. Half a minute later and without warning, she just grabbed my face and landed her lips on mine, then shot her tongue out right inside my mouth.

I would have welcomed her “proactiveness” on any given day, except that her breath stank to high heavens!…. Cripes! Even likening it to a rubbish chute may be too much of a compliment for her! Good grief! My eyes popped out and my face turned green in an instant! The extent of her bad breath was simply beyond description and the suddenness of her oral attack only made it worse… The effect was taking oxygen away from my big head and blood from my small head with every agonizing second.

My dear bros, I am no stranger when it comes to pong and puke… In my years roaming around the world, I have been in a camel caravan on the fringes of the Sahara, slept next to horse stables on the Mongolian steppes & spent time with civilization-challenged natives in deepest and darkest Africa who knew next to nothing about basic sanitation… But what I was getting from this ML’s mouth far surpassed what I had previously experienced… This was a freaking quantum leap in stink and stench! Cripes! Not even the smell of durians came close (honestly, I’ll gladly walk through a minefield than partake in the thorny fruit!)

For a moment I really felt like throwing up… and if that happened, I might jolly well choke on my own vomit and end my life naked on a massage bed with a piece of walking trash straddling me… a sad and unceremonious end I have to say … with my dickie in a wet pussy being the only consolation. Summoning my fast depleting powers of resistance, I held her arms and tried gently to nudge her away before the stench from her mouth overwhelmed my consciousness.

However, it didn’t deter her. Instead, she got more aggressive in her frenching. Then, in between her kisses, she went… “我要你!... 你好帅!... 宝贝, 我好喜欢你!... 我好久没跟帅哥接吻了!... 你别想躲!... 跟你做爱真爽!... 你肉棒好大!... 啊啊啊!” (I want you!... You’re handsome!... Darling, I really like you!... I haven’t kissed a handsome guy for a long time!... Don’t try to hide!... I enjoy making love to you!... You have a big cock!... Ahhhhh!”)

I turned my head away as she spoke… trying my best to put as much distance as possible between me and her mouth… thinking to myself what a liar she is… “handsome” is definitely not a word used to describe GR888’s looks. She must have been under the influence of drugs and alcohol (or maybe both!). Then she kept pounding me harder and harder as she planted kisses on me and licked my face… the reeking stench was simply unbearable and the more she talked dirty to me, the more disgusted I got… It was repulsive to say the least and I could sense my manhood softening fast!

My squirms, wriggles and attempts to avoid her mouth only served to encourage and embolden her… She then held my arms down, and pumped me relentlessly… moaning and shrieking away. She was literally raping me in every sense of the word… unfortunately I did not share her pleasure. I didn’t have the heart to tell her to stop… I didn’t know what hit me, maybe due to the lack of oxygen heading into my brain. So I closed my eyes and forced myself to cum by fantasizing my girlfriend (like how she goes braless in her tight and skimpy spaghetti tops when we go for suppers on weekend nights, and seeing guys mind raping her when staring at her protruding nipples and cleavage ).

Thank goodness I shot off shortly after… I was utterly traumatized at the end of it, but glad that my ordeal was finally over. I lay motionless on bed, eyes wide opened and in stunned silence as she cleaned me up. Rinsed my mouth thoroughly as I showered after that. Quickly paid her and left… kept the conversation to the barest minimum, and even rejected her request for a hug and goodbye kiss. I wasn’t rude as I really didn’t wish to be mean to MLs, but I was just in no mood for niceties.

Saw my buddy outside waiting for me and smirking in sextifaction. Once I find myself slowly recovering from my nightmare, I grabbed him by the scruff of his collar and delivered another expletive-laden tirade in Hokkien for his blardy recommendation! Damn! What a waste of my load! I headed straight to a nearby shopping centre, grabbed a bottle of Listrine and spent the next 15 minutes washing my mouth in the toilet there.

Damn! What a freaking misadventure! This was my fourth miscue of the year. To think that I had spent years studying and practising Sunzi’s Art of War and yet today I committed the cardinal sin of rushing into battle without proper intelligence when I should have known better. Chao chee bye!

Farkenaden bro! Just one day after you Posted, i experience the same fishy breath That you did. I smelt it when she was showering me already. When she bbbj, i was in shock if my lil bro is being suffocated.

Later she aggressively licked all over my face, i wanted to die man!!!

[GR888]

Originally Posted by shiokpleasure

Farkenaden bro! Just one day after you Posted, i experience the same fishy breath That you did. I smelt it when she was showering me already. When she bbbj, i was in shock if my lil bro is being suffocated.

Later she aggressively licked all over my face, i wanted to die man!!!

You're very lucky bro shiokpleasure... you survived with your sanity intact to tell the tale and recount your experience! What to do? You handsome lah... sometimes being young and good looking is a liability when cheonging. Kena one horny maniac of an ML confirm die one... tio raped, sodomised and tortured until can cry! Muahahahahaaaaa!

[GR888]

Originally Posted by decepticon73

Sorry to hear ur experience broAng n bro Gr888.
My worst was recommended a local at behind boat quay.
Was expecting syt sekali is old auntie with surgery mark from face to body.....damn scary...bo pian choose the cheapest offer...... Close eyes dream of fucking my pretty colleague.... Finish and leave fast fast...,
The worst is the nxt day was hving lunch at hawker ctr she was sitting with her fren in front of me ..... appettite drop to the floor

Sorry bro decepticon73, missed your post earlier... Your experience is indeed a nightmare which didn't end after your sexxion with her. If I were in your shoes and seated in front of the old auntie at the hawker centre the following day, my balls also drop... not just my appetite! I hope she wasn't throwing foxy looks and flashing puke-inducing smiles at you when you were having your lunch...

So far, all 4 of my mis-hits this year occured in "places of liars". Even with my highly sophisticated & institutionalised cheonging support netowrk staffed by my army buddies, miscues are inevitable one... it's a hazard we have to manage and deal with when we cheong lor.

[sean69]

with help from bro GR888, visited the land of the ninjas..

place is kind of run down and the carpeting is pretty old too...

when i got to the room.. $&^@#$.. the freaking window on the door is so big!! .. tried to hang a hanger at the hook but still unable to block.. finally when glamour ninja arrives, she used a hanger to spread the towel and it manages to nicely cover the window..

with such a nice FR from GR888, my expectation was kinda high but was a little disappointed..

tried to finger but she 'siam' away.. tried to lick her nipples and she claimed that it is too sensitive..

so my conclusion is... damn it!! .. i am freaking ugly!!!

oh well.... maybe she is having a off day but she did give a pretty good massage... nice smooth body with nice boobies too!!! ...

[decepticon73]

Haha bro Gr888,Lucky she pretend doesn't see me also.
Just to clarify my sexxion is hj only.... Hehe i'm not that sick

[BallBreaker]

Originally Posted by sean69

with help from bro GR888, visited the land of the ninjas..

place is kind of run down and the carpeting is pretty old too...

when i got to the room.. $&^@#$.. the freaking window on the door is so big!! .. tried to hang a hanger at the hook but still unable to block.. finally when glamour ninja arrives, she used a hanger to spread the towel and it manages to nicely cover the window..

with such a nice FR from GR888, my expectation was kinda high but was a little disappointed..

tried to finger but she 'siam' away.. tried to lick her nipples and she claimed that it is too sensitive..

so my conclusion is... damn it!! .. i am freaking ugly!!!

oh well.... maybe she is having a off day but she did give a pretty good massage... nice smooth body with nice boobies too!!! ...

Bro sean69,

Dun worry lah......look I have been trying a few of the ninjas, fruits, kittens and more.....it all comes down to chemistry and whether you 'click' with the girl or not. So far I had an out-of-this-world bonk, a great one, a passable one, and a 'get-me-out-of-here' experience.

The only one that has an 888% success ratio is Bro GR

[GR888]

Originally Posted by BallBreaker

The only one that has an 888% success ratio is Bro GR

LOL! You kidding me bro? I just experienced an unmitigated disaster on Saturday!!!

[aayk_74]

kam sia kow tow kam sia kow tow.....kiss the ground that bro GR 888 walks on......good ah good ah.....

2115 hrs - 25/09/12

Tried cold calling for her. @8.30......but front recep milf told me she is only availabe about 9.10. Paid up 1st & told milfy ok no worries I return at ththe stipulated time....therefore went upstairs for a pint to burn time.

ok 9.10 made my way down........was informed still not ready.......no issue once again. Please bring me to the room for a nice shower to wash off the sweatiness in me.

Stripped & hopped into cubicle.....was enjoying me shower when I saw a silhouette of a lady entering the room briefly before leaving again.

Done , towelled dry......stepped out of cubicle & was about to sprawl on the bad before I got a slight shock to see her standing at a corner near the wash basin....oh my! What a gem in those OL specs..suits me real fine!

Proceeded with casual banter...........where she from, how long in town........blah blah blah before i broke off & made myself comfortable on the bed....

Massage not so pro but can pass la.......since I m not there for ma sa gee....

15 mins or so into ma sa gee b4 she asked me to flip..........Obedience was the word......did a rub up from shin to groin,,,,hmmmmmm yum.

inally popped the question: Yao4 special ma1? Me response:" Please bring me to Heaven but please also bring me safely back to earth"....

Her response: wo3 chu1 qu4 na2 dong1 xi1....ok me said.

split time 1 min she was back.........facing the floor to ceiling mirror. Tied her hair, undo the coat, removed her undies b4 popping over to my side.

Removed me towel & shorts & climbed onboard straddling me.........Kick start by slurping on my nipples.........while gyrating her pussy on my thigh.........woooooo... kinda stubbly but the feels good.

after a quickie on my nipples, sidled off to the foot of the bed.....capped me & did a wonderful bj while half bend at the foot of the bed.

was sitting up , roaming & doing a back rub on her while she was.............blowing blowing & blowing me to almost smithereens.....

After she feels i m ready.........she went over to the wash basin to lube herself........couldnt resist the urge......positioned her over the wash basin & entered her ala standing doggie........while i stretch my hands to the fore to caress her breasts........pussy still reasonably tight..........sliding me dickie in out in out as if sugar cane into the roller
machine....ooooooooohhhhahahahaahh....soft cutesy moans coming from her.........gyrating to the rhythmn.....she was on reverse thrust while i was on forward thrust concurrently slapping her butt... haiyo ....how to tahan? ....soon after i shoot, shot & shooted....almost fell as legs were getting soft....Aiyyyyyy......old liao old liao..... Kah also bo lut......

Bro GR 888, care to verify that her boobie are enhanced?....feels too siliconey to me.

[SexBoi]

not sure whether can i post in this thread or not..
But since it is a place of liar too, so i think i will share it here.

Went to do some shopping ard F1 race area during the weekend.
Damn hot weather... walk until whole body drenched with sweat.
Then saw some MP across the road, so decided to take a look as body aching liao.

Nothing caught my attention. Sian.. I then took a break and stood by the roadside.
Suddenly, i heard a lady voice "Yao an mo ma?". I turned my head and had a quick glance at the lady. 10sec up and down scan. PRC lady, ard late 20s- early 30s, half balls, wearing jean shorts, not SYT. So i replied "Bu yao" and i turned back.

Then my big head asked "isn't this a hair and face care salon? how come got massage?" Small head replied "Aiya, go in and ask la!" So in the end, small head took control and i entered into Amigo Territory .

Nobody is at the front counter. 1st look at the interior; the glass cabinets of hair n facial products, you will think that it is really a hair and face salon. But a closer look at the small price list at the front desk, Massages! 1st lie revealed

Ms Senora then appeared. So i asked for 45mins. Was brought into the rooms. Pitch black. serious! cannot see my fingers. Then she told me to strip and lie down.
But there is no shorts or underwear for me to change to, just 1 towel. *what hair and facial salon? lol 2nd lie*

Massage on the back area was good and Ms Senora hit the right pressure points with the right amt of strength. On and off, she will use her bare skin to brush my balls and slight Juagen, sometimes like what I had experienced in China.
Time for the front. She sat on a chair, and started massaging my head, then my chest area and nipples. Her boobs are directly infront of my face when she reached for my chest! Then she whispered to my ear, so what do i want? She said JG/ HJ+BM/ FJ. i said FJ nt cheaper meh? She said, if so cheap, long queue liao lo.

Really nonsense le.. So i asked for BM instead. Immediately she took off her bra and top, rubbing B boobies on my chest. Shiok shiok.. Auto roaming on the boobies. To add the finishing touch, she polished my cannon and it exploded. She told me she like gentle rubbing on her nipples (her sensitive spot), she will cannot tahan and may even force me to make love immediately. hahaha.. will rem that for my next visit. Will definitely RTF again. Heard from her that there are 2 other gals too.

Paiseh on my poor writing and long winded FR. I am not a good writer like Bro ang076, Bro GR888 and Bro BallBreaker. To those newbies who are unable to get any contacts, dun be despair. You may run into a place of liar unexpectedly too! Just need to sweat more and walk and walk.. Happy Banging!

[GR888]

Originally Posted by aayk_74

Bro GR 888, care to verify that her boobie are enhanced?....feels too siliconey to me.

Hahaha! Thanks for your PM reply, yes... the lady's boobies are real....er well, that's what she told me lor.

Originally Posted by SexBoi

not sure whether can i post in this thread or not..
But since it is a place of liar too, so i think i will share it here. ...

To those newbies who are unable to get any contacts, dun be despair. You may run into a place of liar unexpectedly too! Just need to sweat more and walk and walk.. Happy Banging!

Good effort bro SexBoi! Actually, the term "place of liars" is used rather loosely here and refers meat joints that masquerade as beauty salons, etc.... and as such, does not refer to any one place in particular.

Originally Posted by decepticon73

Haha bro Gr888,Lucky she pretend doesn't see me also.
Just to clarify my sexxion is hj only.... Hehe i'm not that sick

Hahaha! That's funny... Just upz you my one humble point yesterday evening!

[shiokpleasure]

Originally Posted by aayk_74

Bro GR 888, care to verify that her boobie are enhanced?....feels too siliconey to me.

enhanced boobies, u should be able to spot the operation slit ma. either below or at the side.

i also kerna once. the boobies feels v hard like some block in the breast. then i saw the slit and understood why liao.

[SexBoi]

Originally Posted by GR888

Good effort bro SexBoi! Actually, the term "place of liars" is used rather loosely here and refers meat joints that masquerade as beauty salons, etc.... and as such, does not refer to any one place in particular.

Hahha. Understd. Me still hv more to learn. Will walk more n hopefully will dig out gems and nt rocks.

[adonis]

Hi BallBreaker. Thanks for your pirate adventure in the Treasure Island of Darkness FR. How many minutes of massage for $70? I feel like going there too.

[aayk_74]

Originally Posted by shiokpleasure

enhanced boobies, u should be able to spot the operation slit ma. either below or at the side.

i also kerna once. the boobies feels v hard like some block in the breast. then i saw the slit and understood why liao.

Bro shiokpleasure,

thanks for the confirmation. No get to see her boobies up close.....but felt it from the sides while she was BJing me. Felt kinda hard & springy....

But looks nice from far.........me being highly myopic.....hahahah

cheers,

[ang076]

went to demoness lair and ge tortured by tall slim 白骨精
and then went to hades cafe ,and drink devil brew ,
watched demoness plaing with water at devil lake.