looking for companion / sugar uncle for a jobless broke lau lang aunty. - Page 39

discordpiggy · #**571** 12-09-2014, 10:37 AM

1. happywoody - THANK YOU for the good luck!

how do you know I need it that day!? and precisely that time!!! so chun! *play the twilight zone music*

2. nicklite - thank you, just need to give a little respect but there are people who abuse the "given" respect... well.. too bad!

acidicavex · #**572** 12-09-2014, 11:03 AM

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idk... i still prefer the raffles place crowd... i am dying to take time off to start drinking at 12noon till the next day... like a drinking marathon... just wear easy going comfortable casuals... of cos there will be in between breaks for meals ONLY...

unfortunately SG does not have wine tours... otherwise... LOLOLOLS! i'll constantly be a zombie!

Go get 8~10 bottles and sit at home and start at noon loh can be zombie liao.

WOOHOO · #**573** 12-09-2014, 11:06 AM

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Go get 8~10 bottles and sit at home and start at noon loh can be zombie liao.

tour from living room to bedroom to kitchen to toilet

acidicavex · #**574** 12-09-2014, 11:09 AM

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tour from living room to bedroom to kitchen to toilet

Ya lim liao go kitchen find makan than toilet puke......

discordpiggy · #**575** 15-04-2015, 01:10 PM

ok will just use this thread to take on general replies.

guys who asked me questions (non special/logic) that i do not understand what you are trying to imply, will not get a reply back.

or you ask me something i do not know how to answer you because it is translated from hokkien to engrish. APOLOGIES i have limited hokkien vocab.

I get a lot of this kind of msgs as well as those that are dishonest or just "Hi" and nothing else.

sorry

Thank you

demonhunter · #**576** 15-04-2015, 01:25 PM

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discordpiggy · #**577** 15-04-2015, 02:19 PM

you trying too hard to be dumb

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travelmate · #**578** 15-04-2015, 05:45 PM

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discordpiggy · #**579** 15-04-2015, 05:58 PM

roflmao!

u also act dumb ha?!

i buy u piggy food at fullerton hotel aimai

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discordpiggy · #**580** 03-05-2015, 12:08 AM

Thread re-open

for paid short term sex (due to job situation unfortunately)

exclusive to 1 person only.

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Yakuza · #**581** 03-05-2015, 09:50 AM

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Wah since so many people post and its school holidays, I oso post. With my good friend Hamster's approval after submitting my draft to him, below are the specs and requirements of my companion / sugar uncle for a jobless broke lau lang aunty. And in the spirit of XMAS 2013, this is what I can offer.

ME:
1. FAT aka ah pui;
2. not tall yet dont like wear heels cos clumsy;
3. speak 3 languages - Hokkien, cantonese, singlish;
4. Reddish hair ah lian style;
5. lang ga face with many potholes like orange peel;
6. blind as bat cos 1 eye 1000 degree each;
7. super changi airport;
8. aunty dressing, definitely not your typical chio bu;
9. lau lang, bones pain one; and
10. super discreet cos boh peng you in SG one.

HE should possess

1. car;
2. min 1.73m (+/-);
3. min 65kg cos i ah pui at 70kg;
4. no need to go restaurants cos lau lang can eat at kopi tiam... you know the one leg on chair and the other leg on the floor like Phua Chu Kang style;
5. pocket money is $500 a month. just enough for aunty to go school; and
6. Preferably chinese, cos i can only speak above 3 languages.

Deal is

1. Lau lang weak bones cos lost calcium in body so boh sex involved one which also mean no any sexual related activity. can provide good conversation and is humourous lau aunty.

2. and willing to meet up 2-3 times a week.

3. all outing expenses you in charge lor.

ok, if swee, then pm me to be interviewed by my bro Hamster.

Kamsia for reading!

Hope you have song day ahead!

P/S: do not pm me to ask for SEX when i CLEARLY stated that BOH SEX and/or sexual related activity, pocket money of S$500 is my bus fare to meet up (cos I not familiar with mrt lines), in case I blur take wrong mrt line and wrong bus need to urgently take taxi. >.<

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Thread re-open

for paid short term sex (due to job situation unfortunately)

exclusive to 1 person only.

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thot u don't accept any Sexercise...