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Re: Things that make you say "FUCK"
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I remembered when you introduced yourself to me many years ago your nickname has the word 'fuck' embedded in it. How's life overseas? |
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1. Was up an escalator and in front was this gorgeous SYT wearing a micro mini skirt exposing her smooth long legs. How I wished I could FUCK her brain out.
2. Saw her again sitting next table at a coffee cafe. Caught a side glance of her braless nipple through her loose-shouldered blouse. Woah...wanted desperately to FUCK her right through the headboard. |
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Someone driving a big car, thinking he is paying
more road tax can cut into my lane suddenly without giving proper signal ~ WTF Accusing me of something i never did ~ WTF Downloading something and almost done when suddenly pc went off ~ WTF Phone keep ringing and when i rush to pick up it goes dead ~ WTF Going all the way to my favourite food stall and it closed for the day ~ WTF After keying the last tab to draw some money and the m/c displayed 'unable to dispense cash' ~ WTF Tear the wrong date on my parking cuopon and kena summon ~ WTF Late for work and caught in a traffic jam ~ WTF Cancellation of appointment by someone at the very last minute ~ WTF Watching an exciting 'live' game and half way through transmition breaks down ~ WTF 10 WTFs
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Eat 1.5 balls. 0-0 all the way until jalan close. Then 92 and 93 mins 2 goals...Fuck!
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The best way to explain is to define how it is used from dictionary.comhappy reading
–verb (used with object) 1. to have sexual intercourse with. 2. Slang. to treat unfairly or harshly. –verb (used without object) 3. to have sexual intercourse. 4. Slang. to meddle (usually fol. by around or with). –interjection 5. Slang. (used to express anger, disgust, peremptory rejection, etc., often fol. by a pronoun, as you or it.) –noun 6. an act of sexual intercourse. 7. a partner in sexual intercourse. 8. Slang. a person, esp. one who is annoying or contemptible. 9. the fuck, Slang. (used as an intensifier, esp. with WH-questions, to express annoyance, impatience, etc.) —Verb phrases10. fuck around, Slang. a. to behave in a frivolous or meddlesome way. b. to engage in promiscuous sex. 11. fuck off, Slang. a. to shirk one's duty; malinger. b. go away: used as an exclamation of impatience. c. to waste time. 12. fuck up, Slang. a. to bungle or botch; ruin. b. to act stupidly or carelessly; cause trouble; mess up. —Idiom13. give a fuck, Slang. to care; be concerned. Origin: 1495–1505; akin to MD fokken to thrust, copulate with, Sw dial. focka to copulate with, strike, push, fock penis Related forms: fucky, adjective v. fucked, fuck·ing, fucks v. tr. 1.To have sexual intercourse with. 2.To take advantage of, betray, or cheat; victimize. 3.Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal. v. intr. 1.To engage in sexual intercourse. 2.To act wastefully or foolishly. 3.To interfere; meddle. Often used with with. n. 1.An act of sexual intercourse. 2.A partner in sexual intercourse. 3.A despised person. 4.Used as an intensive: What the fuck did you do that for? interj. Used to express extreme displeasure. Phrasal Verb(s): fuck off1.Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal. 2.To spend time idly. 3.To masturbate. fuck overTo treat unfairly; take advantage of. fuck up1.To make a mistake; bungle something. 2.To act carelessly, foolishly, or incorrectly. 3.To cause to be intoxicated. [Middle English, attested in pseudo-Latin fuccant, (they) fuck, deciphered from gxddbov.] Word History: The obscenity fuck is a very old word and has been considered shocking from the first, though it is seen in print much more often now than in the past. Its first known occurrence, in code because of its unacceptability, is in a poem composed in a mixture of Latin and English sometime before 1500. The poem, which satirizes the Carmelite friars of Cambridge, England, takes its title, "Flen flyys," from the first words of its opening line, "Flen, flyys, and freris," that is, "fleas, flies, and friars." The line that contains fuck reads "Non sunt in coeli, quia gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk." The Latin words "Non sunt in coeli, quia," mean "they [the friars] are not in heaven, since." The code "gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk" is easily broken by simply substituting the preceding letter in the alphabet, keeping in mind differences in the alphabet and in spelling between then and now: i was then used for both i and j; v was used for both u and v; and vv was used for w. This yields "fvccant [a fake Latin form] vvivys of heli." The whole thus reads in translation: "They are not in heaven because they fuck wives of Ely [a town near Cambridge fuck a difficult word to trace, in part because it was taboo to the editors of the original OED when the "F" volume was compiled, 1893-97. Written form only attested from early 16c. OED 2nd edition cites 1503, in the form fukkit; earliest appearance of current spelling is 1535 -- "Bischops ... may fuck thair fill and be vnmaryit" [Sir David Lyndesay, "Ane Satyre of the Thrie Estaits"], but presumably it is a much more ancient word than that, simply one that wasn't likely to be written in the kind of texts that have survived from O.E. and M.E. Buck cites proper name John le Fucker from 1278. The word apparently is hinted at in a scurrilous 15c. poem, titled "Flen flyys," written in bastard L. and M.E. The relevant line reads: Non sunt in celi quia fuccant uuiuys of heli "They [the monks] are not in heaven because they fuck the wives of Ely." Fuccant is pseudo-L., and in the original it is written in cipher. The earliest examples of the word otherwise are from Scottish, which suggests a Scandinavian origin, perhaps from a word akin to Norw. dial. fukka "copulate," or Swedish dial. focka "copulate, strike, push," and fock "penis." Another theory traces it to M.E. fkye, fike "move restlessly, fidget," which also meant "dally, flirt," and probably is from a general North Sea Gmc. word, cf. M.Du. fokken, Ger. ficken "fuck," earlier "make quick movements to and fro, flick," still earlier "itch, scratch;" the vulgar sense attested from 16c. This would parallel in sense the usual M.E. slang term for "have sexual intercourse," swive, from O.E. swifan "to move lightly over, sweep" (see swivel). Chronology and phonology rule out Shipley's attempt to derive it from M.E. firk "to press hard, beat." As a noun, it dates from 1680. French foutre and Italian fottere look like the Eng. word but are unrelated, derived rather from L. futuere, which is perhaps from PIE base *bhau(t)- "knock, strike off," extended via a figurative use "from the sexual application of violent action" [Shipley; cf. the sexual slang use of bang, etc.]. Popular and Internet derivations from acronyms (and the "pluck yew" fable) are merely ingenious trifling. The O.E. word was hæman, from ham "dwelling, home," with a sense of "take home, co-habit." Fuck was outlawed in print in England (by the Obscene Publications Act, 1857) and the U.S. (by the Comstock Act, 1873). The word may have been shunned in print, but it continued in conversation, especially among soldiers during WWI fuck The claim that fuck is an acronym is demonstrably false. It is an old word of Germanic origin. |
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When your OKT recommend you a new local SYT who's new in the FL trade, guarantee 100% pretty and solid figure. So you rush to H81 to book room, sms room number, then wait excitedly and impatiently in room. 5 minutes later "Knock! Knock!" you peep through door hole and see your girlfriend at the door.... FUCK!!!!!
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Re: Things that make you say "FUCK"
when i betted alot in liverpool and they lose *fuck*
when i lost my wallet *fuck* when i need to use the condom and realise that its all used up *fuck* |
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Say only, izzit.....or you also fuck? I'd say WTF!
How about gf giving you BBBJ when you cruising along TPE but some car crashes into your backside and gf bites off your cock, chokes to death and your zip is stuck (so cannot go out and exchange details). Then you say FUCK! |
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Re: Things that make you say "FUCK"
-When I bump into an old friend after a long time;
-When I've forgotten something; -When someone irritates me; -When I stumble; -When I am surprise; ... whenever. |
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Re: Things that make you say "FUCK"
When I forgot something, stumble or am surprised, I'd say FUCK ME! When someone irrates me, I say FUCK YOU! Not quite the same, hor?
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really cannot tahan those inconsiderate, ignorant, ya ya drivers.. FFF....!!!
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