My Panyu Trip

[hcmanic]

Originally Posted by apsx

Me?? Nah....already broke the curse liao loh....now CP is more like a gathering place with buddies like u loh.....really miss those days like do anything under the sun loh...haiz And the grp was like getting lesser n lesser loh...maybe the recruitment officer can do something abt it..

That is correct, missed those days like after work take an hour train to GZ East, had dinner and kopi and then back to SZ again. Missed those day of going CP in the after and then take HTC or HTT... haiz...

Yea, the recruitment officer is not doing a good job.. but hell... it's not easy getting a recruit that young to undertake this position... hor Bro ronaldo hor..

[Sinoview]

Originally Posted by hcmanic

That is correct, missed those days like after work take an hour train to GZ East, had dinner and kopi and then back to SZ again. Missed those day of going CP in the after and then take HTC or HTT... haiz...

Yea, the recruitment officer is not doing a good job.. but hell... it's not easy getting a recruit that young to undertake this position... hor Bro ronaldo hor..

We had a "big" gathering in CP last night.

It's had been a long while that we had such a big group. We had our fun in Li Cheng ktv... The sad thing is that it's also the farewell party for our "King of GZ" bro. Tripping... almost all bros of our group is here for the occasion.

Unfortunately, i could not join them for this afternoon session in Red Lion as i had some Shanghainese guests in town...

Really hope you will rejoin our group soon.

I think we all left CP with a heavy heart today...

[Faidenk]

After a short 2 day visit to SZ, during which Sperminator took good care of me, I took a bus from Luohu to Panyu. Arriving at Panyu round about midday, I again tried calling my princess but to no avail. It was picked up by a very rude guy who shouted abuse into the phone at me. Not his fault though, I would be mad too if some crazy half-assed guy who can’t even speak proper Chinese pester me twice a day. The number given me by the princess is somehow being directed to this guy…. or is this guy princess’ ‘brother’ or ‘cousin’? So what if he is, I’m have no dishonorable intentions whatsoever towards her. Dammit, I only want to fuck her.

I checked myself in a budget hotel as I was short of funds due to some unforeseen circumstances. I met with my vendor at our usual rendezvous that evening and he, bless him, offered to advance me cash, I accepted but he refused my offer of an IOU. I told him it will be returned to him end of the month when I get back to SG, and it will. While we were making small talk at the lobby, who should walk in but my princess. She took a double take and ran towards me and buried her face into my chest. This girl has no shame at all, doesn’t she worry about being seen? The entrance to her workplace is just a few meters away, what if she was seen by her peers, supervisor or even patrons?

Greetings over, my arm tightly clasped in hers, she asked why I didn’t call to alert her. What a good actress, totally convincing, I thought. I told her about the guy who always pick up her mobile, in as calm a tone as I can, hopefully without any trace of irritation. She asked to see her number I had stored in my phone. Boy, was I red-faced when it was revealed I had her number stored erroneously. It could have been worse – I could have raised a stink and accused her of being ‘unfaithful’. Nah, I would never do that, I don’t have the rights to. So, smiles all round, she told me to wait while she went in to punch her attendance card, then joined us for dinner.

Because she’d already eaten, I ended up with almost a ‘no-hand’ meal. She kept putting food on my bowl and if I didn’t put my foot down, she’d have fed me as well. Onlookers would have thought – what a filial daughter, given the difference in our ages. Later she’d confirmed the fact that had her father been alive, I would be almost a year older than him. Hmmmm….

She has another sister in Chengdu, married with kids. And here I thought only 1 kid is allowed. It seems that the 1 kid rule is slightly relaxed for those with a first daughter, but it being China, the rules can be changed again at whim. There are rules and there are rules, one for the peasants and one for the elites, and I ain’t talking about Sillypore here. But you could always circumvent the rules if you have 2 important things, lots of guanxi or lots of money. Again I am not talking abo……

I have occasions to look admiringly at her. She looks even better to me than the last time, so youthful and radiant her complexion glows a healthy pink. That smile of hers makes one wants to forgive her most unforgivable faults. And she does remind me of a young Teresa Teng. Looking into the future, I could also see she will look quite matronly but handsome by the time she’s 40, a MILF if life is good to her. Good looks will not withstand the ravages of time well if one has to constantly worry about where the next yuan comes from. I suppose that’s why we don’t see more middle-aged MILF’s in China, they just go on to look their 50’s.

I told my vendor to go home to his family. I know how tiring it can get when customers come to town and you have to wine and dine them and anticipate all their needs. Even more so when a customer leave and another comes. I told him I’ve been in these situations before and I understand. I insisted he went home and he obeyed, perhaps very gratefully. He could see I was in very good hands.

First I wanted to have couple of drinks so we stopped off at a pub, among a row of pubs along a river. The taxi driver told us this is called the ‘jiubajie’ of Panyu. Into my third beer, she had a call and told me she had to go back to Carnival, citing some problems with a new girl she’d brought in to work there. OK, see you later. She went off and I stayed to finish my beers, 12 small bottles of god-awful Chinese beer. I had paid something like RMB80 and now ask the waitress whether I can exchange the rest for Heineken, or Carlsberg or even Tsingtao. Actually Tsingtao’s pretty good, even those brewed under license. It’s brewed with German know-how, long before the Chinese even know how to drink beer. Actually the 5 Star brand was the most famous of all Chinese beer until it was bought over by the Americans with Wall Street money, which promptly went downhill thereafter. The Tsingtao brand was ‘selected’ for the export market, therefore its better known among the lau-wai’s.

The waitress, after a long period of indecision, finally came back to say I need to top it up with another RMB30, probably hoping I’d say fuck it. But no, nothing’s going make me drink this shit. I was probably a little shit-faced when I staggered out of the pub. Nothing happening there except for noisy Chinese playing cards and dice, and I wonder why I had not left after my first beer.

Back in my room, I quickly fell asleep. It was morning when I woke. And no, she hasn’t come and a glance at my mobile told me she didn’t call either. Well, there goes a perfectly good screw.

[hcmanic]

Originally Posted by Faidenk

After a short 2 day visit to SZ, during which Sperminator took good care of me, I took a bus from Luohu to Panyu. Arriving at Panyu round about midday, I again tried calling my princess but to no avail. It was picked up by a very rude guy who shouted abuse into the phone at me. Not his fault though, I would be mad too if some crazy half-assed guy who can’t even speak proper Chinese pester me twice a day. The number given me by the princess is somehow being directed to this guy…. or is this guy princess’ ‘brother’ or ‘cousin’? So what if he is, I’m have no dishonorable intentions whatsoever towards her. Dammit, I only want to fuck her.

I checked myself in a budget hotel as I was short of funds due to some unforeseen circumstances. I met with my vendor at our usual rendezvous that evening and he, bless him, offered to advance me cash, I accepted but he refused my offer of an IOU. I told him it will be returned to him end of the month when I get back to SG, and it will. While we were making small talk at the lobby, who should walk in but my princess. She took a double take and ran towards me and buried her face into my chest. This girl has no shame at all, doesn’t she worry about being seen? The entrance to her workplace is just a few meters away, what if she was seen by her peers, supervisor or even patrons?

Greetings over, my arm tightly clasped in hers, she asked why I didn’t call to alert her. What a good actress, totally convincing, I thought. I told her about the guy who always pick up her mobile, in as calm a tone as I can, hopefully without any trace of irritation. She asked to see her number I had stored in my phone. Boy, was I red-faced when it was revealed I had her number stored erroneously. It could have been worse – I could have raised a stink and accused her of being ‘unfaithful’. Nah, I would never do that, I don’t have the rights to. So, smiles all round, she told me to wait while she went in to punch her attendance card, then joined us for dinner.

Because she’d already eaten, I ended up with almost a ‘no-hand’ meal. She kept putting food on my bowl and if I didn’t put my foot down, she’d have fed me as well. Onlookers would have thought – what a filial daughter, given the difference in our ages. Later she’d confirmed the fact that had her father been alive, I would be almost a year older than him. Hmmmm….

She has another sister in Chengdu, married with kids. And here I thought only 1 kid is allowed. It seems that the 1 kid rule is slightly relaxed for those with a first daughter, but it being China, the rules can be changed again at whim. There are rules and there are rules, one for the peasants and one for the elites, and I ain’t talking about Sillypore here. But you could always circumvent the rules if you have 2 important things, lots of guanxi or lots of money. Again I am not talking abo……

I have occasions to look admiringly at her. She looks even better to me than the last time, so youthful and radiant her complexion glows a healthy pink. That smile of hers makes one wants to forgive her most unforgivable faults. And she does remind me of a young Teresa Teng. Looking into the future, I could also see she will look quite matronly but handsome by the time she’s 40, a MILF if life is good to her. Good looks will not withstand the ravages of time well if one has to constantly worry about where the next yuan comes from. I suppose that’s why we don’t see more middle-aged MILF’s in China, they just go on to look their 50’s.

I told my vendor to go home to his family. I know how tiring it can get when customers come to town and you have to wine and dine them and anticipate all their needs. Even more so when a customer leave and another comes. I told him I’ve been in these situations before and I understand. I insisted he went home and he obeyed, perhaps very gratefully. He could see I was in very good hands.

First I wanted to have couple of drinks so we stopped off at a pub, among a row of pubs along a river. The taxi driver told us this is called the ‘jiubajie’ of Panyu. Into my third beer, she had a call and told me she had to go back to Carnival, citing some problems with a new girl she’d brought in to work there. OK, see you later. She went off and I stayed to finish my beers, 12 small bottles of god-awful Chinese beer. I had paid something like RMB80 and now ask the waitress whether I can exchange the rest for Heineken, or Carlsberg or even Tsingtao. Actually Tsingtao’s pretty good, even those brewed under license. It’s brewed with German know-how, long before the Chinese even know how to drink beer. Actually the 5 Star brand was the most famous of all Chinese beer until it was bought over by the Americans with Wall Street money, which promptly went downhill thereafter. The Tsingtao brand was ‘selected’ for the export market, therefore its better known among the lau-wai’s.

The waitress, after a long period of indecision, finally came back to say I need to top it up with another RMB30, probably hoping I’d say fuck it. But no, nothing’s going make me drink this shit. I was probably a little shit-faced when I staggered out of the pub. Nothing happening there except for noisy Chinese playing cards and dice, and I wonder why I had not left after my first beer.

Back in my room, I quickly fell asleep. It was morning when I woke. And no, she hasn’t come and a glance at my mobile told me she didn’t call either. Well, there goes a perfectly good screw.

Hi bro,

Please PM bro sinoview and he will tell you lots of crap excuses from gals that says they need to go somewhere else for a while to settle 'something'. High chance she had to service a more 'generous' or regular customer then...

Better luck next time... :P

[Faidenk]

Originally Posted by hcmanic

Hi bro,

Please PM bro sinoview and he will tell you lots of crap excuses from gals that says they need to go somewhere else for a while to settle 'something'. High chance she had to service a more 'generous' or regular customer then...

Better luck next time... :P

Yes, I know. Been there, done that. So long as we go into it with our eyes opened and aware these things go on, we'll be safe. It's only young impressionable men one needs to worry about, with them it's all fire and passion and get themselves all so worked up. Well, we read enough of their stories about falling for WLs to know that.

Me? I'm only here just to enjoy the ride while it last. I always suspect the motives of any young sweet 20 year olds who fawn over 50 year old hamsuplohs like me. I usually come to the conclusion it's not my charm nor my good looks they're after. Hahaha.

[Tr|pp|ng]

Originally Posted by Faidenk

Me? I'm only here just to enjoy the ride while it last. I always suspect the motives of any young sweet 20 year olds who fawn over 50 year old hamsuplohs like me. I usually come to the conclusion it's not my charm nor my good looks they're after. Hahaha.

With your mindset - you probably won't go wrong. As far as my experience goes with China MMs, its better to be wary at all times - NS has done me good (Onguard!), you drop em, and she'll own you in no time.

[Tr|pp|ng]

Uncle HCM,

Better edit your post lah, wait kena zap points. Keke..

Kopi again next week!

[Ronaldo]

Kopi? Never jio me? 11pm Holland V...

[Sinoview]

Originally Posted by hcmanic

Hi bro,

Please PM bro sinoview and he will tell you lots of crap excuses from gals that says they need to go somewhere else for a while to settle 'something'. High chance she had to service a more 'generous' or regular customer then...

Better luck next time... :P

Let me relate this very "funny" incident i encountered last month.

I knew of this sweet looking mei2 whom i met earlier fromr a ktv. I called her hp one night around 0200 as i was feeling horny after an "unhappy" session earlier. I was just trying my luck as i knew her Hkey bf was in town as it's was a public holiday in HK the following day.

After a few rings, she answered the phone. To my surprise she told me that she could come over my hotel room too "see" me but could not stay for the night. Me been horny of course said "ok...come over".

Wow..within 15 minutes the door bell rang. I asked her why she's so fast ? She said she came from a hotel nearby. "Oh it's Ban Toa Jui Dian"... ya that's 5 minutes away... "Your HKey bf not here tonight ? " i asked...
"He is" she said " I spent two nights in Ban Toa with him already, he is sleeping now ....drunk...veri drunk after some heavy drinking in the KTV"

I asked "what if he wake up and didnt find you around ?". That's easy she said " i wrote a note and said i'm out for a moment" "that's if he ever wake up...but if he dont when i'm back...i 'll just threw away the note and sleep as per normal".... "If he wake up then i'll said i'm out to receive a fellow sister who just arrived from my home town by a late bus"....

Wow lau...sound so familar.... really scarely man !!!!

Anyway, I really had a good session with her... she's a really horny gal.

Sorry....i am the customer but am i the "generous" one ???.... Hee...hee..

[Faidenk]

Originally Posted by Sinoview

I asked "what if he wake up and didnt find you around ?". That's easy she said " i wrote a note and said i'm out for a few moment" "that's if he ever wake up...but if he dont when i'm back...i 'll just threw away the note and sleep as per normal".... "If he wake up then i'll said i'm out to receive a fellow sister who just arrived from my home town by a late bus"....

Now I know where the bitch went.....

[ChinaAlleWay]

Originally Posted by Faidenk

Now I know where the bitch went.....

Oh oh.... LOL

[Ronaldo]

Originally Posted by Sinoview

Sorry....i am the customer but am i the "generous" one ???.... Hee...hee..

Now I have confirmed that Sinoview is the generous one when it comes to girls... and girls only hor.... ok.. pretty SYT need apply...

hor GUYS aka SFs hor?

[apsx]

Originally Posted by Ronaldo

Now I have confirmed that Sinoview is the generous one when it comes to girls... and girls only hor.... ok.. pretty SYT need apply...

hor GUYS aka SFs hor?

Argee!!! *head nodding* plus hands and legs raised.

Haiz...what to do...we r SFs mah...*shaking head* *sighing*

[Sperminator]

Faidenk, you are truly a talented writer.

Ever consider writing travelling journals? or in your case, a FR Intelligence Officer?

I wanted to up you more points for your details, and ways of expressions in your writing, but found that I couldn't as I've already up yours.

Sure miss your company Faidenk... Next time you come to Shenzhen, be sure to notify me, I'll be looking forward for our next chionging session together.

After I've read your FRs on Pun Yu, I am considering to pay there a visit... but, I think you'll be the best Local Guide / Intelligence Officer to take the lead

Take care my friend, and remember, China Pussies are very very sharp, do not fall into their trap of "loving you!"

Money talks (RMB louder, but USD even louder), all MM, SYTs are after your CHICKCHINGS! So, it's always a SAFE assumption that this is the case.

Let's face it brothers, if we are truly posted there forever, then you'll have the luxury of time to observe and assess the girl that you like in CN, else, better off going for Commercial Fucks, F&F. Just like SAF... hahah...

With respect and kow tow, thanks Faidenk for your wonderful report.

[Gentle Beast]

No mistake about this. Same 'ol witty FAIDENK' from the previous Delphi's Sammyboy Forum. I clearly remembered someone in the forum asked if 'FAIDENK' is 'Menstruation' in Thai? I've always enjoyed your musings (+wealth of experience esp in Greater China).

Welcum back!