No joke. M Looking for free bonking!

[Bobby12BPopular]

Originally Posted by fion.18

So after 2 years im curious, did you manage to find any free play?

Well, I got more sexciting encounters in real life than here sbf.. looks like too many yaodao korkor and rich 富二代s sharking this limited pool of cherries here..
btw, does anyone here Organise party for like minded, like Organising one night stay BBQing and playing games like 国王的游戏？

Originally Posted by newyorker88

Sounds like a clone trying to make everyone laugh here

And no. I'm aint no clone. I Guess clone will Nvr be a yr late for his anniversary..

[cqueen]

Good morning Bobby12BPopular,

1. Thank you for bringing laughter to kickstart my brand new day on this bright beautiful Wednesday morning.

2. You SI BEH AI SAI.

[fion.18]

Originally Posted by siam66

... Did you use a wrong nick to post ??? ... kekeke ...

What other nick you think i have? Im not a clone la.. many senior korkor & jiejie have met me before

Originally Posted by Bobby12BPopular

Well, I got more sexciting encounters in real life than here sbf.. looks like too many yaodao korkor and rich 富二代s sharking this limited pool of cherries here..

Yeah, thats what i thought. So much easier to hunt in the real world.

Good luck!

[tsc2828]

Originally Posted by Bobby12BPopular

Okay. I'm looking for any girl that want to bonk me.
About me, 30+ male, Bo Lui, skinny ugly sg man with 4". Sibei sad.
Looking for any girl that willing to meet. 1st meeting no bonking, petting only. Will bonk onli I somehow manage to charm u with my "charisma". Lol

What will happen:
We will meet dinner. Eat kopitiam (coz I Bo money de). But no worry. I treat.
Then go hotel happy happy.
If u find me too ugly n fear that ur body will rot if I touch u, u no need go hotel with me, just go find a car and ramp me if u want. But don't la, I treat u eat chicken rice then go home wash eyes, treat it as a nightmare, tml wake up a brand new day.

But if u okay with me. We go happy happy

My Expectation (ya, I got expectation de okay?)
1) 20 yo to 90yo (>20 seems too fresh.. And those <90yo abit difficult la, got to help u up to hotel room. I skinny no strength. But if u really interested, pls equip ur self with a wheelchair. So I can push u to room easily. Don't worry, all hotels are handicap friendly.)
2) no girls with dick (if ur dick bigger I inferior la) or 3 tits girls (nb, I only two hands)
3) no super horny girl. (This 1st meet up if to know each other more, no sex. If u rape me I call police!!)
4) no retarded girls ( if u plunk my nipple hair for fun how? I only left a few strands)
5) sincere n discreet only. (Say coming but fly kite, or bring ur bros n ssi eat dinner together. Be warned, I only can afford 1 plate of chicken rice. U bring then u have to share with them.)

Wat say u?

P.s. Bros n sis don't zap me. Even thou I dunno how this pts system.. I suppose u need pts to continue posting.

P.p.s.s good if u are gd at chatting. Me is a little humorous type, hope u are too. (And big breasts type.) (or chio bu) (or big breasts chio bu)

haha this is the best one

[xrage]

Hahaha... Thanks for this thread TS! This must be the funniest thread I have ever seen on SBF.

But in all seriousness, I give you the benefit of the doubt, that you are indeed serious, I salute you.

TS is honest enough to admit he is not good looking, willing to poke fun at himself and most importantly, going for what he wants - a free and consenting bonk. Many of us want that, but how many will openly do so?

Pls YS, really do come back and post when you do hook up with one of our sis here. Nevermind if it took more than 2 years. Results will prove the naysayers wrong.

bumping this thread for you.

Good luck bro!

[acidicavex]

Originally Posted by fion.18

What other nick you think i have? Im not a clone la.. many senior korkor & jiejie have met me before

Ah that mean i not senior enough that why never met u

glad to see u back

[Olduser]

Originally Posted by Bobby12BPopular

Okay. I'm looking for any girl that want to bonk me.
About me, 30+ male, Bo Lui, skinny ugly sg man with 4". Sibei sad.
Looking for any girl that willing to meet. 1st meeting no bonking, petting only. Will bonk onli I somehow manage to charm u with my "charisma". Lol

What will happen:
We will meet dinner. Eat kopitiam (coz I Bo money de). But no worry. I treat.
Then go hotel happy happy.
If u find me too ugly n fear that ur body will rot if I touch u, u no need go hotel with me, just go find a car and ramp me if u want. But don't la, I treat u eat chicken rice then go home wash eyes, treat it as a nightmare, tml wake up a brand new day.

But if u okay with me. We go happy happy

My Expectation (ya, I got expectation de okay?)
1) 20 yo to 90yo (>20 seems too fresh.. And those <90yo abit difficult la, got to help u up to hotel room. I skinny no strength. But if u really interested, pls equip ur self with a wheelchair. So I can push u to room easily. Don't worry, all hotels are handicap friendly.)
2) no girls with dick (if ur dick bigger I inferior la) or 3 tits girls (nb, I only two hands)
3) no super horny girl. (This 1st meet up if to know each other more, no sex. If u rape me I call police!!)
4) no retarded girls ( if u plunk my nipple hair for fun how? I only left a few strands)
5) sincere n discreet only. (Say coming but fly kite, or bring ur bros n ssi eat dinner together. Be warned, I only can afford 1 plate of chicken rice. U bring then u have to share with them.)

Wat say u?

P.s. Bros n sis don't zap me. Even thou I dunno how this pts system.. I suppose u need pts to continue posting.

P.p.s.s good if u are gd at chatting. Me is a little humorous type, hope u are too. (And big breasts type.) (or chio bu) (or big breasts chio bu)

The most hilarious thread I've ever read in Sammyboy

[live08]

Bump for this funhy thread

[Kurabawa]

LOL i cant believe this thread survived for so many years. Definately worth reading. Thumbs up.

Too bad i no power cannot upz u

[Sparta858]

Originally Posted by Bobby12BPopular

Okay. I'm looking for any girl that want to bonk me.
About me, 30+ male, Bo Lui, skinny ugly sg man with 4". Sibei sad.
Looking for any girl that willing to meet. 1st meeting no bonking, petting only. Will bonk onli I somehow manage to charm u with my "charisma". Lol

So hw broz? Managed 2 charm any??? Any luck

[Sparta858]

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[fion.18]

Originally Posted by acidicavex

Ah that mean i not senior enough that why never met u

glad to see u back

Acid!! Sorry i didnt see this earlier..

How have u been

[Bobby12BPopular]

Originally Posted by Kurabawa

LOL i cant believe this thread survived for so many years. Definately worth reading. Thumbs up.

Too bad i no power cannot upz u

I guess its still surviving well in this dead pool of juicer threads. need a few more bump thou.

AND its already 2018!! AND I STILL GOT NO PRV MSG??!! That chicken supposed to be in my chicken rice already grew old and now already a grand-cock to 3 little grand chicks.. it had a awfully romantic love story to that once pretty chicken beside him while waiting to be killed to be in my that plate of chicken rice.

He thought his days was numbered.. but he did accept the fate that if he had to lie motionless on that chicken rice, he is going to do it without any regrets, so that I can get my free bonk. He didn't want anything else, he Knew he was going to be in a plate at the end of the day. but he was not happy. He wanted to do something he never get to do before... to fall in love..

He didn't knew, that the chicken next to him, was someone who never wanna just to be a chicken in the plate, She wanted to be a chicken in the WORLD. A WORLD OF FREEDOM!!!

And what he didn't knew, IS the story ahead of him that changed his life.....

[lalalolo]

Bumpz come i add oil for you and your chicken Bobby

[Crayon321]

This is hilarious, bump for TS😂