looking for companion / sugar uncle for a jobless broke lau lang aunty.

[ralliart]

Originally Posted by WOOHOO

555 wu ya bo

Got shadow! Hao seh kia eh dong pak 6 gear... Wah baru eh dong Pak reverse gear nia

[luvuass]

I also want to Q simi Q no hah

[clinton]

Originally Posted by luvuass

I also want to Q simi Q no hah

I think u already met ts, still in queue mai ?

[luvuass]

Originally Posted by clinton

I think u already met ts, still in queue mai ?

no lah nvr met ts yet that's why want to q lor

[look4fats]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

Thread re-open

for paid short term sex (due to job situation unfortunately)

exclusive to 1 person only.

~~~~

..Hi hi..pm you aready.
Hope offer still valid..and now in Q..
Cheers.

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by Babarella

Hello everybody. I am thinking of Durian now.

Originally Posted by Babarella

Shoo go away, I am your monster green supplier

Thanks for the green monster and fireworks!

first time i take pics of fireworks! seeya!

[Babarella]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

Thanks for the green monster and fireworks!

first time i take pics of fireworks! seeya!

We meet again. But later others think u are a led.

[TheSeeker]

Lao chek while on his way to the kopi tiam, walks by..

Sees a long bustling queue of excited young men from a distance away..

Curious.. Lao chek approaches, got handed a form and joins the queue..

Lao chek then lowers glasses and stared at the form but due to old age and 老花眼.. can't see too well..



but thought to self:
Swee lah! must be something good..


To be continued..

[justl00king]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

Thanks for the green monster and fireworks!

first time i take pics of fireworks! seeya!

Sis DP! How's the Q getting along..
Gonna be my turn soon?

Let's create some fireworks too! have fun!

[Babarella]

Originally Posted by TheSeeker

Lao chek while on his way to the kopi tiam, walks by..

Sees a long bustling queue of excited young men from a distance away..

Curious.. Lao chek approaches, got handed a form and joins the queue..

Lao chek then lowers glasses and stared at the form but due to old age and 老花眼.. can't see too well..



but thought to self:
Swee lah! must be something good..


To be continued..

Next time can don't be so honest, and don't post your pic. You scare the shit out of me. My sister, what's her name, will run road if ah peak approach her. I only 25.

[TheSeeker]

Originally Posted by Babarella

Next time can don't be so honest, and don't post your pic. You scare the shit out of me. My sister, what's her name, will run road if ah peak approach her. I only 25.

Aiyoh ah moi mai zao lah! later lao chek peng san..
*little girl don't run.. later old uncle fainted..*



heaving and panting like a dog.. And in order to save own face..

Lao chek starts to keng..
"ehh this one not SG50 transit link queue for senior citizen meh?"

scurried away.. cursing self..
xia suay loh.. lao go jiak yu cao.. still join simi young men queue.. lao tiko!
*shameful.. old cow eat young grass.. to join some young men queue.. old prevert..*

[TheSeeker]

Hi DP Sis,

Must like that meh? The moment I queue up with application form nia you immediately abandon thread.

Ok lah, now that I have become 千古罪人... if I promise to leave queue, will you come back? ;P

I will just siam one side and bio can?

- - -

Lol, haven't heard from you for a while..

Just wanted to say Hi and hope everything is well in your life..

Cheers!
TheSeeker

[guess67]

Originally Posted by TheSeeker

Hi DP Sis,

Must like that meh? The moment I queue up with application form nia you immediately abandon thread.

Ok lah, now that I have become 千古罪人... if I promise to leave queue, will you come back? ;P

I will just siam one side and bio can?

- - -

Lol, haven't heard from you for a while..

Just wanted to say Hi and hope everything is well in your life..

Cheers!
TheSeeker

How's your application?

[TheSeeker]

Originally Posted by guess67

How's your application?

Lol, I didn't submit any application Sis..

I came as a sign of support for DP sis thread..
How am I to know she disappeared ever since..

[discordpiggy]

Bump!

I am pimping myself now. LOLS!

when i started this thread i was jobless... now i am still jobless... the irony! HA!

I am pimping myself for school fees now since I still haven't got a job. So preference will be given to SD or SU (aka sugar uncle) who are available/single. Hopefully is also sincere in this arrangement. Of course it will be exclusive to 1 SD/SU only

I do hope to get a job as soon as possible so that I can settle my school fees myself.


Sidenote: ralliart says he wants to pimp his backside, anyone interested please contact him directly.