looking for companion / sugar uncle for a jobless broke lau lang aunty.

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by CumExplorer

sis you still looking? 150/1/1 should have a long long long queue

happy new year 2016, huat ah

ah di di, it depends. i not professional so not at that rate, sorry... what's with these rates flying around LOLOLOLS!

sorry how did you derive at that rate? can tell me pls?

I din realised my thread is getting humourous!

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by justl00king

Haha bro, what type of pic? ; )
No reply from TS : p

wahakakaka!!! what?! pic?! where?! u mean that armpit pic ah?! that I took in mrt?! kekekkee!!! too bad i no moeny to upgrade my HP so the hp move a bit the armpit blur liao cant really see the 2-3cm strands of hair at the arm pit

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by justl00king

Thanks sis DP!
U r always so sweet, me like!

Bumps for sweet babe!

thanks for bump... later i post some entertainment.... lols!

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by Botakhead

Any offers so far?

Sir botakhead, got offer is those just want to look see and bargain or abuse me verbally. it is alright. mouth/finger is theirs. they can do what they want.

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by dirtyhairy

As I cant bear to see a distressed damsel slithering and sinking until sunk
So here comes Uncle LaoBaby aka DirtyHairy to try prise you from your economic dunk
Indeed all your slutty yet touch-me-not demands can be fulfilled if you want
But only if you, alleged Lao aunty, should opt for this confirmed Lao baby as the one : D
So instead of grey matter torturing and sinking further cluelessly afield
Why not be a coveted charsiew than being a wasted DiscordPiggy, utterly chao tar & grilled : p
Yes go on...let uncle DHairy aka Laobaby come to your aid
No worries...even if you are in your seductive best...he won't take you to bed : p

As I cant bear to see a distressed damsel slithering and sinking until sunk

Ans: kamsia lao hairy, btw, i not snake, i foxy, so do not slither.

So here comes Uncle LaoBaby aka DirtyHairy to try prise you from your economic dunk

Ans: are u damn sure, dear hairy?!

Indeed all your slutty yet touch-me-not demands can be fulfilled if you want

Ans: where did u see the touch me not?! must be the 1st post nia, u never read the latest upgrade version meh?! better check to see got the update patch or not, then download the updates and install the latest version. restart your system to ensure you can see the new upgrades.

But only if you, alleged Lao aunty, should opt for this confirmed Lao baby as the one

Ans: confirm you?! are you HONEST uncle hairy?! u mai pian lang la!

So instead of grey matter torturing and sinking further cluelessly afield
Why not be a coveted charsiew than being a wasted DiscordPiggy, utterly chao tar & grilled

Ans: u only eat charsiew nia?! i prefer quality 삼겹살 or 鉄板焼き 神戸ビーフ marbled or 鮭 or おおとろ sashimi

Yes go on...let uncle DHairy aka Laobaby come to your aid

Ans: LOLS! u cum to aid in the entertainment of this thread?! I greatly welCUM!

No worries...even if you are in your seductive best...he won't take you to bed

Ans: paiseh, I hardly seductive, I am that Lam ah chan... if you can recall... mushroom hair style with thick magnifying glasses. don't mean to disappoint you.

I sincerely hope i have not caused any permanent scarring or damage to your beautiful imagination.

my sincere feelings to you in this song...

[augeen15]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

isit too late for New Year 2016 resolution?!

To be the sluttiest bitch in 2016!

to have sex with any bastard who is above 41years old and SINGLE for this year!

see how many bastards I can have sex with in a year of 366days!!!

hahahhahaa!!!!

How many have you found? Can I help you to add your count by one?

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by justl00king

Haha bro, sure will have FR...friendly report : D
But......sis DP is MIA...again : ( lol : p

I am currently fighting for my life! my work place got human CCTV. keep spying on me, this knnccb married with 1 3yrold kid cb bitch do nothing but spy on me every day since 4 Jan till now and report to the fat female limping always take MC boss and I sit just right in front of her nia. Every day she must gossip about me to every one, if one damn day she does not gossip I think her mouth will be rotting, full of ulcers!!!

Talk until she damn eh sai, got go where and where simi in Australia/Japan/Korea and her husband simi simi. then she going to follow her husband cos the husband going seoul in end april for work so she following. but she don't dare ask me to say anything about korea. and dare tell other boss, japanese men she dont like.

i feel like tell her, "FCUK your FCUK Face la! japanese men want you? they want your cunt only!" her face is like one big AN PAN! pale looking with small eyes and body like a piece of meat 50by50by50.

every day wear the same pa sat clothing... and Friday worst, dress down she wear teeshirt even older or dirtier than my bathroom clean feet teeshirt and alibaba pants to work. for goodness sake, work in office please wear decently and professionally to respect office la.

she can even tell her boss, Lexus car better cos the servicing is good and what and what about the parts and simi. More than a decade ago, when she have not started working, I already talking to bosses about cars/moto but its F1/MOTOGP. I lao lang aunty now, cant be bothered, so long i get my backside safely from one place to another with no backache i supper happy liao!

Honestly, if she damn eh sai and pretty, why dont she leave this place or country and live in JAPAN?! knnccb fcking talk jiao wei only she! I know you going to ask what, she how old right, i give her the most is 34to36 yo nia. at this moment even if i am above average pretty, i also dont dare say cos my face not super model face how to dare say I pretty. She look more ah soh than me.

i got take her pic... but too bad it is blur and back only. wait i go find and post her alibaba pants show you.

hahaha! u read liao u also sian... let you listen to HONEY!

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by dirtyhairy

Hullo and yo Bro Apollo, Laobaby DHairy agrees with you and more
Indeed a sex forum without mating let alone no juicy bedlam is certainly a bore
But lest you forget, we the samsters of yore still try to act gentlemanly
Even seduced blind and lured by images of the most succulent pussy
We will try to woo ( not WooHoo) but never act against the wishes of the lady
Especially when it is clear that her requirements include money but dont touch me:eek :
As such, a sizzling intercourse must surely much depend on sis DiscordPiggy
Only she can decide if it's just only oral with no sio chim, sio pooh nor (bro Rat's) tehnee: D

SIO CHIM?!?!? may i know u got brush teeth and brush TONGUE? also u brush teeth use mediterranean sea salt to brush or toothpaste? OR, you take out your teeth, upper denture and lower denture and soak in Polident denture cleanser? if you soak in polident denture cleanser means u got good hygiene!!! thumbs up! YAY!

uncle ah rat is tehnee, I? I teh cucujiao

[discordpiggy]

some entertainment here... also i keep myself watching online programmes...

一个人的天慌地老


Gangnam style (heavy metal)

[Totallyuseless]

Me passing by nia

[dirtyhairy]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

Ans: kamsia lao hairy, btw, i not snake, i foxy, so do not slither.
Ans: are u damn sure, dear hairy?!
Ans: where did u see the touch me not?! must be the 1st post nia, u never read the latest upgrade version meh?! better check to see got the update patch or not, then download the updates and install the latest version. restart your system to ensure you can see the new upgrades.
Ans: confirm you?! are you HONEST uncle hairy?! u mai pian lang la!
Ans: u only eat charsiew nia?! i prefer quality 삼겹살 or 鉄板焼き 神戸ビーフ marbled or 鮭 o
Ans: LOLS! u cum to aid in the entertainment of this thread?! I greatly welCUM!
Ans: paiseh, I hardly seductive, I am that Lam ah chan... if you can recall... mushroom hair style with thick magnifying glasses. don't mean to disappoint you.
I sincerely hope i have not caused any permanent scarring or damage to your beautiful imagination.
my sincere feelings to you in this song...
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Oh Missy Dpiggy...at last after a long deafening silence
You reappear dispensing answers as if Donald Trump has met his comeuppance
With Hilary Clitoris engorged to make him into a Democrat instead of leader of Republicans
OK you impress with the varied dishes loved by fatty Kims and old kamikazees
As you muse being foxy, comely, even kukuchiao touchy, my dear did you say
While Laobaby DHairy must thank you too for dedicating to him a song
But somehow you elak or sium, despite my guarantees, if I can buy or give you a bonk!!

[dirtyhairy]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

SIO CHIM?!?!? may i know u got brush teeth and brush TONGUE? also u brush teeth use mediterranean sea salt to brush or toothpaste? OR, you take out your teeth, upper denture and lower denture and soak in Polident denture cleanser? if you soak in polident denture cleanser means u got good hygiene!!! thumbs up! YAY!
uncle ah rat is tehnee, I? I teh cucujiao

Orally, Laobaby DHairy practises super perfect mouth hygiene that can make dentists cry
Which explains their losses from no business from DH's full set of natural pearlies oh so nice
So tongue cleaning and teeth brushing are thrice daily affairs
What with gum blasting that DH enjoys quarterly after so much entanglement with pussy hair
Tehnee, teh little birdie... All fine with me
Question is will you really do it or just all talk only?

[justl00king]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

thanks for bump... later i post some entertainment.... lols!

No prob! For u...anytime!
Ahh..I thought yr later post some entertainment...is posting of your sexy pics lol

[justl00king]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

hahaha! u read liao u also sian... let you listen to HONEY!

lolz..that was quite a long post!
But I kinda enjoy reading, so I get to know just a little more about u

The songs r nice, but I much rather u call be HONEY instead
Good weekend sweet DP!

[Botakhead]

So is there a showdown going on soon?